Can Arknights dream about the Knights of the Round Table?

"No, what are you afraid of, Ozwald? Isn't it normal for a top aristocrat like you, the top crown prince, the Millennium Duke, etc. to not go to school with others and receive private tutoring at home?

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And let me be realistic, sister, if your kid had learned all the things your old man should have taught you when he took over as Grand Duke, then [-]% of the people in Terra may not have higher education than you. The nouns in the corresponding fields are not as professional as them, but apart from that, Drake's inheritance has an overwhelming advantage... In your words, it is ten times or even nine times better than them! "

In fact, it started from the day after Mostema sent Lemion, who was seriously injured and unconscious, to Rutland Hospital, that is, when Metatron knew about this and submitted an application to hire Ozwald as a foreign aid; Gabriel and Raphael had been perfecting every detail of this plan to boost Oswald's academic qualifications for almost a week - even the reason why the Pope asked Oswald to attend a tea party a few days ago to taste the cactus tart while blowing water on it was because This is so true. This red dragon is the expert invited by our Rutland to study here.

In this way, whether he is in office or not, he is a master recognized by all the archangels, including the Lateran Pope... Who can say that Ozwald is a fake?Who would believe that they forged it?Which school has a higher degree of official certification than the entire Rutland International Medical Column?Um?

What's more, to put it in a slightly philistine tone... the gilded parties who forged academic qualifications this time were not so much Oswald Artoris as himself, but those who were dragged over by Raphael and Gabriel to forge certificates. The school, on the contrary, will need such a heavyweight character as Ozwald with the official endorsement of Rutland to gild themselves so that it can serve as their face and responsibility for promoting enrollment in the future - and as beneficiaries, they will Try every possible means to maintain the so-called doctorate degree in relevant majors from them.

"As Sir Gabriel said, there is nothing in this whole thing that should make you afraid, Ozwald... Although to be more precise, you are not so much afraid of forging academic qualifications now. It’s better to say that I just feel a little uncomfortable with our sudden arrangements.”

Seeing that Oswald was still a little hesitant, after taking a sip of the scented tea he made, Raphael followed closely behind Gabriel. He always had a certain impression about his academic qualifications because of the inherent impression from last week's episode. The red dragon of divine feeling enlightened:

"Origin Stone skills can be used to treat injuries and regenerate flesh and blood. This alone is an absolute advantage that pure medical skills cannot match."

Seriously, a person who spends several years studying medical skills has a limit to the skills he can acquire before his death.Even if the general expert consultation performs precise cutting of the lesion, the final treatment result may be far inferior to that of a barbarian doctor who has the ability to regenerate the body and "boasts" to cut off half of the body where the lesion is located, and then casts a spell to directly treat it. The situation is excellent after you grow back.

The existence of Origin Stone skills has raised the upper limit of people's medical treatment, and also weakened the limit of pure technology to a certain extent.

"It really doesn't work. Ozwald, you can publish some relevant magic formulas afterwards. As long as you prove that this can be learned by others, then no matter how difficult it is... it can become your most reliable evidence - you can't learn it. You can only blame yourself for your lack of ability, no one will think it’s you who has the problem.”

"In the worst case, you should treat her first. After Lemuan is rescued, you can use this kindness to coerce her and take her to fight the guys who question you, so that those idle guys can get a good feel for you. You are [real talent and learning]." Gabriel urged: "You kid even dares to bite and kill evil spirits, how come you dare not go up and fight with your unruly people when they touch your mouth?!"

Seeing the two of them talking like this, Ozwald was a little embarrassed - especially Gabriel's last sentence, which was like an enlightenment and perfectly matched his heart.

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yes!No matter how stubborn the guy is, after he tastes the biggest truth of fist, he will hold his bleeding nose after the broken bone and try to reason.

"Okay! Let's do it! When I enter the bureau, you remember to get me out! Also, Raphael remembers to prepare a permanent bed. If it doesn't work, I will take care of it myself!!"

"That's right, come on, good brother, please sign here, fill in your date of birth, and then choose a school you like. After that, I will go to the principal opposite and ask him to give you something quickly. Approval. I will try to get you the certificate when Lemuan wakes up!"

At this moment when the rules are exceeded, whether it is Lemion, who is in a vegetative state, the school who needs a sign, or the red dragon who longs for a fight... a world in which everyone is united and happy is achieved (certainty).

ps: A total of [-] words have been updated today, including the basic [-] words. The updates owed after the number of recommendation votes and blades have reached the target have been completed.

Radiant Rutland, no one can stop the gunfight: 29 I'm back from Ionion

All the procedures took only a little over ten minutes in total.

After all, the purpose of forging academic qualifications is to make it easier for Red Dragon to calm down Lemuan's family when he treats her. Treating Lemuan is the most important fundamental reason.

So when he neatly signed his name on all the documents he had prepared and completed filling in the form, while Gabriel was checking it and preparing to store it, Raphael quickly took Ozwald with him. Went to Lemuan's intensive care unit and took the time to get to work early.

Of course, in order to make it easier for Ozwald to understand the specific situation and avoid mistakes that should not have occurred due to lack of intelligence, Raphael combined all the diagnosis results and his own speculation and analysis to do everything in as much detail as possible. The former told the side.It even attached a summary of the Kazdaele extermination mission that caused Lemuan to fall into coma, and the text of the investigative intelligence so far.

"Well, I have something to say. Dear brother Raphael, after all, I have a fake academic degree. I don't have the rules and disciplines of serious doctors like you, so the methods are often simple and directly prescribe the right medicine. So if Because of the possible close contact during this period, she was later misunderstood as a ***, and her family members got angry. You have to help me prove my innocence."

"Generally speaking, it is not strange for us doctors to see the patient's naked body for treatment. Or, to be more precise, it is normal for us doctors to have more in-depth contact with the skull than this."

Facing the slightly timid red dragon, Raphael answered his slightly ridiculous worries completely indifferently.At the same time, in order to further ensure his peace of mind, he joked in a humorous and relaxed tone:

"However, if you can wake up this sleeping beauty with the kiss of true love, then it will be no problem, Your Highness~~~"

"The key is that she is afraid that when she wakes up, she will think that I am not handsome enough, and she will not be able to commit herself to me and will have to wait until the next life to have sex with me again."

Oswald, who was standing by the bed, complained a few words and carefully lifted off the quilt that had been placed on Lemuan's body.

But he still gave up taking action as if to avoid suspicion.

After directly cutting open the left sleeve of Sleeping Beauty's hospital gown, the long tail of the red dragon began to wrap around Lemuan's smooth and white arms, and spread all the way up until the end finally wrapped around her with a force that did not suffocate. Just one circle around the neck.

Then, Ozwald took a deep breath, closed his eyes, crossed his arms, and fell into silence.

Raphael naturally would not disturb him, but felt the almost undetectable tiny spell fluctuations spreading from the red dragon; quietly waiting for the latter's inspection and even action.

The silence in the intensive care unit lasted for nearly a minute.

Then, Lemuan, who was lying quietly on the hospital bed, opened her eyes and sat upright suddenly.

"Oh?! Isn't this amazing? Ozwald healed Lemion in one fell swoop. How did you do it?"

Raphael couldn't help but whistle and asked in surprise.

But it was not Ozwald who answered him, but Lemuan.

"The answer is, you're thinking shit. Raphael."

The princess, who had been asleep for at least more than a month, answered in a subversive tone that was different from the impression of the Lateran people.And those words and tone should have been the habit of Draco, who was wrapping his tail around her arms and neck.

So the answer is obvious.

"Are you here, controlling her body?"

"uh-huh!"

This time it was the red dragon himself who made the nasal sound.

After all, the method used by living things to control the body is through neural electrical signals sent out by the brain.

Coupled with the fact that Drake, who is the source stone whose skill is to control the phenomenon of life, Ozwald's most common way of chanting spells and suggesting steps is through the huge double horns on his head that can transmit electrical signals visible to the naked eye. , allowing the preparation work required for the powerful Source Stone spell to be completed in a few decimal seconds - especially after he inherited the Witch King's genealogy, he could do better than before.

So he's very good at this.

As long as there is direct physical contact between the two parties, one's own thoughts (signals) can be forcibly introduced into the other person's body through the skin nerves, thereby temporarily interfering or even controlling other people's bodies.

"It's just a trick with a narrow purpose; when I was very young and my pure magic output couldn't cause effective damage to the enemy, I relied on it to sneak attack others in close combat as a means of self-protection."

However, compared to the gentleness with which he treats Lemuan now, in actual combat in the past, Ozwald would often use extremely rough and even fatal methods, using the cover of darkness, land, and sewage to stab out from all angles like a spear. The dragon's tail penetrates other people's ankles and even back spine, blocking the other party's signal release and at the same time releasing his own signal for control.

Of course, under normal circumstances, this kind of gameplay is almost impossible to complete when the opponent is conscious; it is usually used as a way to trigger a flaw in the battle so that he can launch a second round of fatal strikes; or to inject excessive current to burn out the nerves to prevent the opponent from dying. A counterattack that brings back the light...these auxiliary functions are the limit.

But for a vegetative person like Lemuan who won't resist at all, how difficult is it to carry out full takeover control...

Oh, no, you still need to spend some time to remember the amount of effort to avoid burning out people's nerves and leaving permanent sequelae (make sure).

"By the way, I can also increase nerve sensitivity during mucosal contact."

Opening his mouth and sticking out his tongue, Oswald gave Raphael a thumbs up with a wicked smile like a dog, and said these words that seemed to indicate something.

Raphael, on the other hand, just rolled his eyes, didn't bother to answer, and said businesslikely:

"Very good. In addition, starting from tomorrow, come here at noon and evening. You can control Lemuan to eat normally and move around in the courtyard, so as to prevent her muscles from atrophying seriously due to her vegetative state. By the way, you can also prevent her from continuing. Give me glucose water."

"Isn't that right, sir?! Why do you have to dig so hard for a small amount like glucose?"

"Oh, that's not the case. I'm just squeezing you."

"Shit, you're saying this, don't you feel guilty because of the pure white clothes you're wearing?"

"Guilt and all that will only affect the speed at which I can obtain supplies to treat illnesses and save people."

Raphael hummed twice and then said again.

"So, is there a way?"

"two."

Reaching out and shaking his finger at Raphael, Ozwald controlled Lemuan, who was sitting up in shock from dying illness, and lay back down again.

“Or to be more precise, it’s the pros and cons of the same approach.”

"tell me the story."

"Just, I used to be bored, so I studied immortality, a thing that many people pursue, and based on this idea [people can live forever as long as they keep returning to their childhood state], I made some plans Related techniques have been published.

With this, I can try reversing Lemuan's physical condition to before she became a vegetative state; but according to my feeling, compared with the state before the accident, it will accelerate her state in a positive direction, allowing her to reach her own state earlier. The node that should [recover normally] might be better this way. "

After all, in an environment like Terra where souls exist, no one can say for sure whether the cause of a person's vegetative state is a problem with the body or the soul.

But after all, physical problems are easier to deal with than soul problems. Even if there is an accident, you can still cover it up.

Especially after Oswald saw in the file Raphael gave him that the black lock and white key that Mostima found in the underground palace of Kazdaele had the function of allowing non-god mortals to touch time, he It feels very stable - at worst, I can use the largest altar to cast a spell on Lemuan for a while. This bullshit freezing hibernation is much more powerful.

"Is it difficult? What is the success rate?"

"I'm sorry to shout, but since I talked with your God, I usually don't talk about the success rate when doing things now."

Withdrawing his tail from Lemuan's hand, Ozwald put the quilt that he had taken off before covering her again and helped to tuck the corners of the quilt.

"If this woman is destined to wake up, then she will wake up naturally when I adjust her state to her destiny; but if she can't get over this hurdle from the beginning, even if I reverse her into an embryo or become The gray-haired old woman is of no use either - because it means she doesn't look like she's dead yet."

"Let me think about it again..."

Raphael nodded slightly and exhaled.

"At least talk to her sister first. After all, no matter what, the wishes of the family always come first."

"If you're afraid that the doctor will cause trouble, just pass the blame to me and I can just run away. Anyway, I'm used to being in debt."

"I was the one who agreed to Metatron's application for your help, and if this method is really used in the end, then I will still be the one who made the decision - in this case, after the accident, I am the one who should be blamed that person."

ps: After spending a day traveling in the world of Xenoblade Chronicles 3, although the combat system and performances of this game are excellent, I still feel that there are still some flaws.

How should I put it - compared to the three (four) person group of 2 wives, Yuni and the short mio ghost are really not good enough (shakes head)

Radiant Rutland, no one can stop the gun battle: 30 The way to wake up Lemuan is to turn her into a bird

Raphael finally made his decision.

As a doctor, there is no reason to do nothing for a patient who clearly has a way to save him right in front of him.

So almost that night, he summoned Fiametta, who currently has a close relationship with Lemuel in Lateran, and her sister, the Archangel Lemuel, who is currently the only two people in Lateran. The person who can decide whether to adopt the treatment proposed by Ozwald.

Just like the reason why he and Gabriel wanted to help Red Dragon forge a title that outsiders would not recognize at first glance, Datian Siyong had already memorized it all by heart and had prepared specialized responses to almost all kinds of problems. The words explained the pros and cons to the two of them, the methods and ideas used to treat Lemuan, and the strategy to cover up in emergencies. Of course, since this was related to fallen angels, Raphael did not put all the contents together. Instead, he used an excuse more acceptable to the Laterans, that is, the Lord was protecting Lemion.

And whether these words can be heard by Fiametta and the others, and how much they can understand... these things are not what Raphael needs to care about.

He has seen many, many.

After all, this is a situation that will inevitably happen in the hospital no matter when or where the patient still has relatives and friends who love her.

What family members hope to hear from doctors is always just a reassuring statement.

When illnesses and problems plague victims, it is often difficult for them, who are not specialized doctors and lack relevant knowledge, to understand the treatment methods explained to them by doctors;

At this time, surrounded by love and sadness, I wish I could replace my relatives lying on the bed. I can repeat the most sentences and actions; most of them are faced with trying to explain the dangers of surgery. The doctors acted as if the drowning person had found a life-saving straw. They held the doctor's hand tightly and said, "Please save her," and even knelt down and kowtowed.And subconsciously ignore the inevitable risks of surgery.

And even a doctor like a green lynx cannot guarantee that he will successfully save everyone every time. Everything can only be done to the best of his ability.

Therefore, when this kind of attempt to snatch someone from the hands of death inevitably fails - the original hope in the hearts of the family members can be transformed into helpless resignation after understanding, or unwillingness to accept separation. The reality is that he must find an outlet to vent his anger and curse, or even take action... This is unforeseen.

But at least, before the fateful result really came, Fiammetta, who came to visit the hospital, saw Oswald in the ward with his tail wrapped around his waist and abdomen, being controlled to do muscle-maintenance movements, and eating A specialized nutritious meal. In fact, Lemuanshi, who has not really gotten rid of the plant state,

Such a scene was enough to make her collapse on the ground weeping with joy, and kept kowtowing in gratitude for her overly excited words that made the preface and follower of the sentence inconsistent and the logic slightly confusing...

For Tripoli, who was already mentally and physically exhausted because of Mostema's incident, it was like a shot in the arm, boosting her spirits to a great extent and allowing Fiametta to continue to endure it. The pain of fighting against the wind and waves.

At this moment, Fiametta believed in her heart that as long as they survived this storm, they would be able to see the beautiful rainbow, and they would still have a pretty bright future.

Of course, just as there is pressure on the family side, there is also greater pressure on the physician side who implements the treatment plan.

Even though he had made bold promises in advance that every little brat who dared to morally kidnap him would have his nose broken, killed and buried;

But in this world, there is a cruel reality that even his invincible Ozwald Artoris cannot change.

Even though a certain Dragon of Possibility defeated the random numbers sliding into the abyss, and after blasting this annoying BE into dregs with its invincible divine rotation, it still cannot control the sad reality at will.

For example, Lemuan has metabolic problems that she has as a normal life form of flesh and blood.

Or to put it in three simpler words - shit and piss.

After all, excrement is, to put it bluntly, human body waste that will appear whenever you open your mouth to eat, and Ozwald's countermeasure to solve Lemion's vegetative state is to manipulate her life phenomena to move forward faster, artificially destroying her. A "time leap", then her metabolism during this period is naturally equivalent to being accelerated... Especially in order to replenish body nutrition, she has to take glucose and eat food at the same time to ensure that in the Red Dragon I can barely keep up with the speed with fine adjustments.

But to be very realistic, Ozwald himself can't absorb 100% of the food and can only go in and out, so why bother to indirectly control Sakota, who doesn't even have the skill of Draco's Origin Stone, to do this? Woolen cloth?

So in this case, Ozwald, who made Remue Leta Ann become a "bird" behaviorally but could not turn her into a bird named Phoenix physically, he The only thing that can be done is for Lemuan, who can't hold it in anymore, to work part-time as a "pants", showing the ultimate secret of self-protection; and then wait until the spell casting is completed and the relevant tests are completed, and then call the caregiver Give Lemuan a, ah, adult diaper change.

And because there are always other patients and operations in the hospital, it is impossible for a nurse to do nothing and wait for several hours just to change Lemuan's pants. Therefore, when the situation does not allow it, even if there are [-] attending doctors, Even if you resist, you have to hold your nose, wipe it hastily and then change the diaper; as for the rough movements that cause the nurse to complain afterwards, she is already full of fear that Ozward will not be able to care so much!

Yes, he realized a problem that he said easily but ignored at the time!

It's not that I'm afraid of something as trivial as being in contact with a vegetative body as I said before - just, you know, being forced to eat and poop like an earthworm, and being unable to control it will lead to... There are countless TFs in front of people, taking off their clothes every day...

After all, no matter how small the details can be ignored for the sake of medical treatment, for the client, who is a beautiful girl in her prime, the mental damage caused by shame may, in a sense, be more serious than the loss of innocence. The problem.

It can only be said that it is no longer a matter that can be forgiven and solved by Gatling, who has used two or three drums to play.

"It's over... I'm afraid this guy will be chased and killed to the ends of the earth, and he won't be able to live in peace..."

Therefore, when Hong Long thinks about this, he can't help but shed tears.