My second brother Feijian is invincible in the world

"Really? It's really hard work."

Uncle Tezuka stuck his head out and looked at Yamamoto with eyes that became more and more kind.

It's all because of Yamamoto's quick thinking that their current business is still so good.

Facing Uncle Tezuka's gaze, Hei Zetsu was a little confused.

Isn't it just to give you such a small 'favor'? As for being happy like this?

Not enough. Hei Zetsu felt that Uncle Tezuka's caring gaze was quite good and he wasn't so resistant.

He sat down and rested for a while. Under the harassment from Fei Ju, he replied a few words in boredom.

Seeing the guy jumping up and running to continue working, Hei Jue didn't understand.

This stupid girl, just saying a few words to her, became as happy as this little black cat lying in a ramen shop, eating and drinking with a swollen belly, and her whole body seemed to be purring. Happy sound.

66 Sarutobi Hiruzen: I seem to have discovered something strange about Yamamoto-san

However, just when Hei Zetsu was in a good mood and even wanted to be bored in the ramen shop and look at the heavy snow on the ice cap above his head, something suddenly appeared and made his face change color.

"I'm going to the toilet."

After speaking in the direction of Boss Tezuka and Temari, Yamamoto hurriedly ran towards the public toilet.

Yamamoto hurried to the public toilet, and suddenly bumped into someone at the door of the toilet.

"Ah, Yamamoto, do you want to go to the toilet too?"

Yamamoto frowned, looking at Sarutobi Hiruzen who was hurriedly holding his stomach and shivering nervously, and nodded.

Then, he said to the other party politely.

"Then you go first?"

As a result, the two people who also made such a sound looked at each other, and then took a step inside together without ceremony.

Kuang!

The two bodies were squeezed tightly together on the door frame, motionless.

One of Sarutobi Hiruzen's hands was still covering his stomach, and the expression on his face had begun to change.

He was almost unable to hold it in anymore, but after his body was squeezed, he felt like he was about to completely lose control and lose his entire life from now on, crazily oppressing every nerve in him.

"Yamamoto-san, didn't you say you wanted me to advance?"

Looking at Sarutobi Hiruzen's livid expression, Yamamoto thought for a moment, forget it, the information was not urgent at this moment, so it wouldn't be a big deal to give him a few seconds.

However, when Black Zetsu was about to turn his body and let Sarutobi Hiruzen go in first, suddenly, Sarutobi Hiruzen made a strange trembling sound.

"Wait, wait, Yamamoto-san, please, please don't move around anymore!"

His body was shaking violently at this moment.

From the corner of Yamamoto's eyes, he saw the colorful face of Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Because they were squeezed together in this door frame, Sarutobi Hiruzen's violent shaking of his body was completely felt by him.

"Are you okay?"

Feeling that something was wrong, Hei Jue asked with a dark face.

"me..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen's face was uncertain, hesitant and struggling.

Hei Jue swore that he had never been able to see such rich expression changes on anyone's face in such a short period of time.

puff!

An elongated, soul-stirring fart erupted violently.

From the corner of Black Zetsu's eyes, he seemed to see a bulge in the pants behind Sarutobi Hiruzen's buttocks...

Hei Jue's eyes narrowed dangerously, and he subconsciously wanted to take a deep breath and pinch his nose.

But at this moment, Sarutobi Hiruzen became relaxed again.

"Ha, it scared me to death. I thought it wasn't a fart."

"Okay, okay, Yamamoto-san, you can move now."

Black Zetsu hadn't moved yet. Hiruzen Sarutobi breathed a sigh of relief. After moving for a moment, he strode into the toilet.

Hei Jue frowned. Just when he was about to walk in, a strange spicy smell hit his face.

Hei Jue had obviously held his breath, but Hei Jue felt that his body was already experiencing severe physical resistance.

Hei Jue continued to walk into the toilet with a dark face.

After all, what it wants to receive now is urgent information.

Choosing a pit far away from where Sarutobi Hiruzen was, he walked in, closed the door, and Black Zetsu quickly sneaked in, and then ran out of the village in a hurry.

"What, are they all dead?"

Hei Jue was quite surprised by the news he learned in the underground black market.

Through entrustment in the underground black market, all the bounty ninjas sent out to follow Sarutobi Sasuke's actions were actually eliminated?

Those bounty ninjas who just pretended that other villages were afraid of the Leaf Village and followed Sasuke Sarutobi from a distance, just to detect their movements, and even used earth escape to hide deep underground, are all dead now!

Moreover, the rest of the people discovered that there was a very cold breath of ice escape chakra in the traces left behind by the disappearance of the bounty ninja who was tracking the movements of Sarutobi Sasuke and others.

And those earth escape ninjas hiding underground have already encountered misfortune, and they don't know where they died.

Subsequently, all the information collected in the underground black market was known to Hei Jue.

Ice escape chakra?

On the sea surface that should be a non-freezing port, a large area of ​​unusual ice appeared, causing the sea to completely freeze?

This sounds really abnormal.

This means that a powerful ninja who is very, very good at ice escape discovered the traces of Bai Zetsu and froze Bai Zetsu deep underground.

Then maybe he threw it into the sea and let it sink into the sea.

However, why did such a powerful ice escape ninja appear in the same place as his White Zetsu? Moreover, it seemed to have the same purpose as himself, following the Konoha ninja.

Black Zetsu frowned.

It's not like the magnetic escape ninja who killed the Daimyo of the Land of Fire, whose true identity was always unclear, and who was ultimately blamed by Lie Dou.

This sudden ice escape ninja was really completely beyond Hei Zetsu's expectations.

Should not be ah.

Even if it was Black Zetsu, it had only focused its attention on the reincarnations of Asura and Indra.

However, it also knows a lot about various information about the ninja world.

There shouldn't be such a powerful ice escape ninja in the ninja world who can easily detect the existence of White Zetsu, but Black Zetsu knows nothing about it.

Hei Jue, who was frowning and thinking, sighed and hurried back to the village.

It seems that something has indeed happened in the ninja world during the recent period, and some changes have occurred that even Black Zetsu has not noticed.

He stood up and pretended to pull up his pants.

Hei Jue opened the door and walked out.

It seems that the intelligence work on the entire ninja world needs to be strengthened...

"Um, is this Yamamoto-san... Do you have paper?

Woohoo, great, I thought no one would be here today!

It hurts, it hurts so much!

Thank you, thank you for coming here a second time! "

Just when he entered a cubicle, Hei Jue felt that the strange reaction that made his whole body resist appeared again.

Moreover, a burst of resentful, weeping and complaining sounds came from inside the compartment.

Listening to Sarutobi Hiruzen's complaints made people feel a little numb.

The corners of Hei Jue's mouth twitched.

You guy, you have been squatting here for a long time?

"take it."

Hei Jue took out the paper from his pocket, placed it in the gap outside the cubicle, and then strode out in large strides.

It smelled so bad that he felt like he was about to lose control of his body and faint!

Sarutobi Hiruzen was crying with a sad face because he found out.

It turns out that sometimes, what you think is a fart may not be just a fart.

There may also be some other things mixed in.

You think you're just farting, but it's very likely that quietly, your relaxation will allow something to break through the bottom line and break out of the constraints!

You thought you didn’t lose your future or your entire life.

But in fact, quietly, you have lost everything.

so far so good!

Yamamoto-san also came to this public restroom for the second time.

Seeing the pack of paper falling on the ground, Sarutobi Hiruzen stretched out his hand with a joyful expression and hooked the tissue in through the gap.

Saved!

If he is not saved, his sensitive nose as a ninja will be killed!

Moreover, your butt will be completely frozen due to the cold weather, and even those things will turn into lumps of ice and stick to your butt!

Fortunately, Sarutobi Hiruzen opened the unopened package, took out all the tissues inside, and wiped it hard on his buttocks and pants.

After finally thinking about it, Sarutobi Hiruzen decisively took off his underwear and threw it into the toilet.

Forget it.

I can't ask for it.

If he did, the stench surrounding his body would overshadow his entire life.

And, as long as I lose these underwear, it means nothing will happen to me today!

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was a little uncomfortable, shook his head and walked out.

67 We agreed to be each other’s competitors.

However, Yamamoto-san is really a good person.

If it weren't for his tissue, I would have died quietly in the corner of this toilet, with no one paying attention, with the hopelessness of life!

With a bang, he hurried back home. Sarutobi Hiruzen spent 3 minutes taking a hot bath, changing into a new set of clothes, and was going to go to the ramen shop to patronize the business and repay Yamamoto-san for what he had brought to him. redemption.

"Yamamoto-kun, bring me two bowls, no, three bowls of ramen!"

"Ok."

Yamamoto-san’s expression still looks so ruthless and cold!

But Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't care, after all, Yamamoto-san had always been like this in school.

"Wait a minute, Yamamoto, go and sit down, you just came back!"

Hiju pushed Yamamoto back to his seat.

Let him have a good rest here. Yamamoto had no choice but to lower his head and start reading.

But Sarutobi Hiruzen was there, smirking at Yamamoto.

"Look, Feiju cares so much about you. I'm so envious. Xiaochun doesn't pay much attention to me now."

Sarutobi Hiruzen happily exhaled hot breath into his cold hands. He saw that Himari and Boss Tezuka were some distance away from him.