Shinji Ikari returns from Warhammer

Shinji Ikari showed a helpless smile. He knew that some things should not be said outside, especially in public.

But the NERV headquarters is indeed a ferocious gold-eating beast, and the materials consumed by the apostle's defense project are simply astronomical.But the more this happens, the less likely it is to stop.Because some losses are necessary losses.

Even if NERV headquarters does not take action, there will be other vested interests that will hinder the operation of the JA machine.

And Shinji Ikari didn't think that this kind of cheap machine that couldn't even deploy its AT stance could fight against the apostles.Even for the most disgraceful day apostle, it is impossible.

On the special plane returning to Third Tokyo, Shinji Ikari ate the fast food provided on the plane.

"There is a case of the JA machine losing control. I heard that the committee has approved the construction permit for the No. [-] machine?" Shinji Ikari asked.

"You are really well-informed." Misato Katsuragi lay next to her, "Those old guys are most afraid of life and death, but it must be thanks to JA's loss of control."

"Speaking of which, I have only seen Unit [-] and Unit [-], and I have never seen the subsequent standard-type units from Unit [-] to Unit [-]."

"Other aircraft are in branches to respond to the attacks of the apostles. Unit [-] is at the NERV Second Branch in Massachusetts, USA, Unit [-] is at the [-]st Branch in Nevada, USA, and Unit [-] is at Bethany Base in Russia. "

"You haven't said anything about Unit [-] yet." Shinji Ikari asked.

"Because you may be able to see Unit [-] soon." Misato Katsuragi smiled, "And the exclusive pilot of Unit [-] is also a mixed-race beauty. She has admired you, the ace of the headquarters, for a long time. ."

Shinji Ikari didn't answer because he sensed a very subtle and malicious secret from Misato Katsuragi's last words.I'm afraid that the so-called exclusive pilot of Unit [-] who admires him is not a good person.

"By the way, Akagi said that he would come to our house for dinner in the evening, and he had to go back in advance to prepare ingredients." Katsuragi Misato said suddenly.

"You are responsible for cooking today, right?" Shinji Ikari thought for a moment.

"Ah, men, don't be so stingy. If you still have time, go and call Li. That kid likes you very much."

Then the plan failed to keep up with the change. Just when Shinji Ikari got off the plane from the airport, he saw a young man with a kind smile who had been waiting for a long time.

Shinji Ikari knew him, Ikari Gendo's secretary.

"Lieutenant Shinji Ikari of the Third Team of the Combat Department, I need your cooperation in some work, please come with us."

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Shinji Ikari sat on a short stool, looking up at the unfamiliar ceiling while chatting away.

A light bulb covered with fine dust hung from the high white ceiling, proving that this room had not been used for a long time.Half an hour ago, Shinji Ikari received an order from his superiors to come here and wait for a new mission, but the result was this.

Shinji Ikari sat on a short chair beside a long table, which was quite uncomfortable.But sitting on the soft sofa opposite was a strange middle-aged man wearing a white coat and black-rimmed glasses.He pushed up his glasses. His eyes and actions made Shinji Ikari dislike him very much.

"You are the third qualified person, Shinji Ikari. Don't be nervous." The man stretched out his hand with a smile, "I am a psychologist specially invited by the headquarters to provide guidance and relief for your serious psychological problems during this period. .”

Chapter 37: Take the righteous fist of my Imperial Knight

Shinji Ikari didn't answer. He looked around at the layout of the room.

The furnishings in the room are very simple. On each of the three walls, there is a rectangular frosted glass window double-covered by a black iron grid and an iron mesh. These glass windows make the room look extremely strong.At the base of the windowless wall, there was a long steel table that looked equally strong.

He and the psychiatrist in front of him were sitting on opposite sides of the long table.

"The third qualified person, Shinji Ikari, please cooperate with my work." The psychiatrist looked at Shinji Ikari who was looking around, and knocked on the table seriously, "When you were driving Unit [-], you disobeyed orders many times and refused Orders are inefficient and often cause major disasters. It brings a lot of trouble to the headquarters. If you continue to fail to cooperate, we may take coercive measures."

And the way the man in front of him who claimed to be a psychiatrist looked at him.He finally remembered that this seemed to be the look in prison interrogating prisoners.

After determining the source of the problem, Shinji Ikari finally smiled happily.

"What are you looking for?" the psychiatrist asked curiously.

Shinji Ikari raised his head with a smile on his face.

At the same moment, in the Hakone elevator shaft, a purple-haired woman wearing a leather jacket hurriedly walked out before the elevator door was fully opened.

The soles of high heels stepped on the smooth marble floor, making a sound.Misato Katsuragi, who was promoted to the rank of Third Sergeant and Chief of Operations, was so fast that she could even reach the office building in Hakone District [-] by running.

"Minister Katsuragi! The headquarters asked me..."

"Get out of my way!" At this time, a young man holding a file saw Misato Katsuragi walking towards her quickly and stepped forward to stop him, but was pushed away by the other party.

At this time, Katsuragi Misato's heart was extremely complicated. As an insider who knew the truth, she knew that Ikari Gendo would not let Shinji Ikari continue to escape his control.But after actually hearing about the action, she still felt a strong sense of worry in her heart.

"Room 7077 on the A-pillar, room 7077 on the A-pillar." Misato Katsuragi repeated the room number she had investigated, and soon she saw the 7077 house number hanging on the target room.

As soon as he approached the room, he heard heart-rending screams.

"What's wrong, Shinji?" Misato Katsuragi hurriedly broke into the door, but what she saw was Shinji Ikari grabbing the hair of a white man in a white coat and rubbing it against the wall fiercely.The blood stains that were more than one meter long were shocking.

"This is the psychiatrist sent from above. He said that I have a violent disorder. Isn't this pure slander?!"

Shinji Ikari threw the man on the sofa and looked at Misato Katsuragi who came in with a smile, "I used to be famous for my good temper in Wallins. Many nobles said that I have the elegance of an ancient knight."

Although she had heard similar lines many times, Misato Katsuragi still wanted to ask, what kind of violent maniacs are the so-called nobles and knights?There are also ancient knights and golden spirits, which sound very twisted!

"Sansa Katsuragi, Minister Katsuragi, help me! Help me! This qualified person is simply a lunatic!" At this time, the so-called psychiatrist used his hands and feet to hug Katsuragi Misato's thigh, but before he could, The right arm that had just been stretched out was stepped on.

The screams and pain made him raise his head and beg for mercy from Shinji Ikari, but what he saw was the young man's cold smile without any emotion.Especially the golden light contained in those brown-black eyes, which is strong and cold, as if there is no warm sun, just like the boy's beautiful but warm smile.

At this moment, it was like staring into the abyss.

We have provoked the wrong person. This boy has reason to vent his violence.This thought was like a ball of cold air exploding in the psychiatrist's heart, and he shuddered violently.

"And he actually said that I have mania, so blatantly slandering me, I have every reason to suspect that he is an enemy spy." Shinji Ikari said.

With that said, Shinji Ikari turned his attention back to the so-called psychiatrist. He was dumped by the five-spine and six beasts, but he saw Shinji Ikari walking towards him.As the muscles move, the crisp sound caused by the collision of bones echoes in the room.

Then he grabbed his collar with one hand and pressed it back against the wall.

"Come on, tell me, who asked you to come?" Shinji Ikari grabbed the man's throat tightly, and he could vaguely hear the sound of his throat bones breaking.

"Shinji, I think you should put him down first." Misato Katsuragi swallowed, "I actually think he is, but, the spy matter should be handed over to NERV's security agency for interrogation, are you right? ?”

"It's okay, I have experience!" Speaking of this, Shinji became confident.

"Give me 10 minutes, and he will be able to recall his original identity as a spy." Shinji Ikari let go and let the psychiatrist fall back onto the sofa.He looked around the room and finally locked the steel legs under the glass table. After breaking the hollow steel pipe that was as thick as a child's arm, he grabbed the psychiatrist again and tried to run out of the room while crawling, and pointed at his forehead fiercely. .

By the way, are there any wrenches here? Please notify the logistics department to bring one to me. Thank you. "

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In the end it was nothing.

Misato Katsuragi looked at the delicate big boy beside her. He was not violent without reason, but rationally chose the method that best suited him in the chaos.He is very aware of his importance to the headquarters and even to the entire world.

"I'm doing Tai Chi, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I feel happy both physically and mentally." Shinji Ikari stretched and suddenly thought of a question, "Speaking of which, this psychiatrist is indeed a master of medicine. I misunderstood him! "

"Isn't that what the medical master explained it like this? Forget it, I don't want to be a complainer anymore." Misato Katsuragi sighed and waved her hand. "I'm already tired today. I plan to go back and lie in bed and be a bitch. If it's Li, please inform her."

"Ayanami-san doesn't seem to like eating very much," Shinji Ikari said.

"It doesn't matter. The child is very lonely. Call her here to make it fun. And if you call her, she will definitely agree."

This was my third visit and I was already familiar with the journey.

Ringing the doorbell out of habit, Shinji Ikari has become accustomed to the silent doorbell.Shinji Ikari took out the matching key from his pocket, and as he turned the key, the rough gray anti-theft iron door opened with a sound.

The girl's undergarments were hanging on the door handle, which were still wet.There were mold-grown dishes and chopsticks in the sink, fast food packaging bags littered in the hallway, and a very faint smell of blood in the bathroom, with a mop lying upside down.

——Dirty and messy.

If you haven’t seen it with your own eyes, you would believe it. The Sanmu girl, who has no emotional fluctuations, is actually a sloppy king who has a more chaotic life than Katsuragi Misato.Shinji Ikari remembered that when he faced Apostle Thunder before, Ayanami Rei was changing clothes in the locker room and just throwing them away.

It was as if no one had taught her what the correct living habits should be.

Chapter 38: Stamps that can go anywhere

When I walked into the room, it was still dark.

It's like the death of every angel brings a heavy rain, and after the rain this morning, it was quite sunny.But for Rei Ayanami's room, there was only one color: night.

The scattered light spots of the setting sun fall on the bed like mosaics.Ayanami Rei sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, her upper body tilted slightly, and the light spots fell on her smooth and beautiful back.Her posture is like an old monk meditating on Zen, or like Pan Jinlian falling down a pole. Her seemingly transparent face is always facing one direction, as if she is concentrating on looking at something.

Shinji Ikari hung the clothes rack with the girl's clothes back to where it should be, crossed the juice boxes on the floor, and sat next to it to look at what Rei Ayanami was looking at.

"What are you looking at?" Shinji Ikari saw nothing but a messy balcony.

"Ants, they are eating juice." Ayanami Rei said.

Shinji Ikari finally saw the object that attracted Ayanami Rei's attention, which was the red ant crawling out of the crack in the wall.This is the most common invasive red ant. It is usually brought from outside, such as furniture, decorative materials, etc. when it appears in the home.This kind of ant likes to live in relatively humid environments and usually hides in the gaps between tiles, cement and pipes in brick-concrete houses, and then enters the kitchen and bathroom.

"What's so interesting about this?" Shinji Ikari frowned slightly.

But Rei Ayanami stared attentively at the long line formed by the ants, watching as the buttocks of some of the ants were sucked into huge semi-transparent fruit sacs filled with sugar, and then moved back to the nest.

"Because it's very interesting that every ant is given a mission from birth. The queen ant is responsible for the work of reproduction; the worker ants are responsible for building and expanding the nest, collecting food, and feeding the larvae; and the soldiers are responsible for defending the colony and dealing with large prey. ants; and male ants who mate with females in nuptial flights, just like humans."

"Then what do you think we are?" Shinji Ikari raised his eyebrows.

"I am a soldier ant responsible for defending the colony and dealing with large prey. I may also be an underdeveloped worker ant. And you," Ayanami Rei raised her head and looked at Shinji Ikari in front of her, "...you are the princess."

"Thank you. I've been called a prince before, but this is the first time someone calls me a princess. It's really a novel experience." Shinji Ikari laughed dumbly.

But Ayanami Rei didn't smile, but looked into his eyes seriously.

"That's not what I mean. The princess is also a reproductive female ant. After mating, she will take off her wings and become a new queen. Before mating, she is commonly known as a princess or an angel. And you are the preparatory queen wearing the skin of a soldier ant. .”

Shinji Ikari was a little embarrassed, rubbed his nose and looked away, "Then you can be considered a male ant, right? Because everyone is fighting for their own different purposes..."

"I'm not, because I'm an underdeveloped worker ant and I'm not qualified to be your mating partner." Ayanami Rei said softly.

Shinji Ikari didn't want to continue this topic at all. For the first time, he didn't know how to continue the conversation.I just came here without stopping after reviewing the first half of my life with a highly skilled psychiatrist.

It may be out of concern, or it may be just a simple invitation, but it is definitely not here to discuss who is the princess and who is the ant.

At this time, Ayanami Rei suddenly moved. She sat up from the bed, placed one foot steadily on the ground, and reached out to pick up the school uniform on the ground.At this time, Shinji Ikari noticed the girl's curves. She was not as dry as he once said. She was wearing simple white underwear and a plain white chest wrap.

Ayanami Rei showed off her beautiful girlish figure to Shinji Ikari very calmly. Because she had not seen the sun all year round, her skin was pale and even a little weak and transparent.

"The central air conditioner is broken, and it's just warm air that's blowing out. It's very hot." Ayanami Rei seemed to understand Shinji Ikari's doubts, and she put on the skirt of her school uniform while explaining.

"Then why are you still wearing underwear?" Shinji Ikari asked again. He remembered the other person's posture when he first came.As for why the central air conditioner was not repaired, he was not surprised. After all, the doorbell had been broken for so long and he had not seen her notify anyone for repairs.

Or maybe she doesn't understand.

"Because you don't seem to like seeing me naked." Ayanami Rei replied, "I have a feeling you will come today."

Shinji Ikari felt a little touched, as if every inconspicuous move he made was remembered by her.

His eyes moved down and he saw Rei Ayanami standing on her calves on the bed, wearing two pairs of white socks.Ayanami Rei held the school uniform shirt in one hand. She stepped over Shinji Ikari, her body was slender and white, and took out the hair tie from the pillow beside him. She ran around the room on tiptoes and finally found the scattered hair. After taking off my clothes, I finally went back to bed.

"Then why are you wearing socks?" Shinji Ikari couldn't help but ask.

"Because you seem to like it."

Shinji Ikari touched his chin. She really understood herself.

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As the car horn honked, the room with the Katsuragi nameplate was brightly lit.

"What is this?" Ritsuko Akagi frowned and looked at the unknown brown thick object dug into her bowl.

"Curry, curry, delicious curry is my favorite." Misato Katsuragi smiled brightly and took a big spoonful of it to Rei Ayanami, who was sitting next to Shinji Ikari. "Come on, Rei, try it too."

"It's fast food again, and you're the only one who can make fast food taste like this." Ritsuko Akagi complained.

"Alala, you don't have to pay, so don't complain." Misato Katsuragi returned to her seat with the curry plate, "Clang! Add a big spoonful of curry to the instant noodles. Only those who can enjoy this taste Only women understand!"

"No, I don't think even an Indian would understand." Ritsuko Akagi put her hand on her forehead, then turned to look at Shinji Ikari, "I'm telling you, Shinji, you'd better move and don't live with such a sloppy roommate. , will waste your life."

"Ah, I hate you, Ritsuko. You can't say bad things about me in front of me. I'm cultivating Shinji Ikari's good habit of being independent. Other women won't care about him, be considerate and take care of him like I do." Misato Katsuragi pretended to be angry. Bubbled at the mouth.

"I'd better try Shinji's cooking. There's also Gulu soup. It looks pretty good." Ritsuko Akagi lowered his eyes.

"Hmm, don't be deceived by him. Although he is good at cooking, he is limited to those few dishes. He is just deceiving innocent little girls. A mature and stable elder sister like me will not be fooled by him like that. The three-legged cat’s skills were fooled.”

It's not like Ritsuko Akagi and Misato Katsuragi are going head-to-head with each other. The two of them were good friends when they were students, and now they are just continuing their daily life as students.