Nikko Genshin Impact
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"Oh, it's Lisa," Chen Huaian suddenly realized. He didn't expect that Lisa was also responsible for being a physiology teacher for young girls in Mondstadt.
"So is there any connection between the so-called puff puff and that?" The innocent Barbara was curious about this. At that time, she had discussed it with Noelle, Sugar, Amber and other girls of about the same age for a long time. Words that don’t come to a conclusion.
Granu thought it was an onomatopoeia, but after looking through several small picture books from Inazuma, she couldn't find the word at all. They usually used "pa" instead.
Therefore, compared to "Puff, Puff, Puff", several girls think it is more reasonable to use "Pah" X3 to express the meaning.
"Um... I'm a man, an adult male. Do you think it's appropriate for me to tell you this?"
"With the relationship between the two of us, what's inappropriate? I've already looked at you, why don't you explain it to me."
"I'm afraid that you will think that I am harassing you, and then you will file a complaint, which will make me lose a lot of points in Qin's heart."
"If you don't tell me, I will go and tell my sister what happened in the bathroom right now, and I will make you lose big points!"
"Okay, okay, I say I am, let me think about the wording first."
Faced with the threat from his lovely sister-in-law, Chen Huaian could only give in helplessly. As for Barbara, her eyes widened and she looked at Chen Huaian curiously, hoping to get the answer from his mouth that had been bothering her for a long time.
After another half while, Chen Huaian said slowly: "You should know about the hand-cranked water pump, right?"
"I know," Barbara nodded. "Although Mondstadt mainly relies on the large windmills to draw water, for places like Morningside Winery without large windmills, you still have to go to the river or well to get water. I have been there too. Chenxi Winery has seen hand-cranked water pumps before.”
"Then do you know how the hand pump draws water?"
"Just lift the rocker and press it down again and water will come out."
"Yes, does the hand-cranked water pump make a sound when it draws water?"
"Well, it makes a babbling sound...but what does it have to do with babbling?"
"Bah, bah, bah, ah, that's the sound made by the machine structure. In fact, when the rocker is lifted, the sealing plug in the water pump will be pressed down. Due to the fit between the sealing plug and the pump body, bubbles will pop out."
"So "puff puff puff" and "gulu gulu" have almost the same meaning, except that the sealing plug and pump body are replaced with other things."
After Chen Huaian explained, he looked at Barbara with her mouth wide open, her eyes widened, and her face rosy, and said solemnly: "Do you understand?"
Just don't understand too much!
This is indeed onomatopoeia!
Barbara nodded mechanically, her useless knowledge increased again. When she goes back and explains the meaning of this word to Noel and Amber, it will definitely scare them, right?
"Just understand," Chen Huaian nodded with satisfaction and stopped looking at his sister-in-law, who was as sweet and attractive as a ripe sunset fruit, letting her digest it.
Facing a cute girl, Chen Huaian's control is obviously much greater than that of a mature woman.
"Then, have you and your sister had sex?" After finishing digesting, Barbara returned to the original topic. She had not yet gotten the answer from Chen Huaian.
"Poof."
"That's right." Maybe it was because she had been prepared for it. Barbara, who got the exact reply, didn't feel too surprised or happy for Qin. Instead, she felt it was natural.
"That......"
"Stop your curiosity and don't ask me how I feel," Chen Huaian interrupted Barbara's question again as if he had foresight, and pinched her soft face with baby fat. Damn it.
"If you are curious, ask your sister. I am a man, and my feelings are different from those of a woman."
"Do you think my sister will tell me this? She is so thin-skinned, she gets shy when she talks about this."
"Then you are quite thick-skinned. A girl asked me these embarrassing things."
"Because you are brother-in-law," Barbara hugged Chen Huaian's arms and jumped twice, "you are not an outsider."
"Well...Barbara speaks so nicely, so let me tell you one more thing," Chen Huaian leaned into Barbara's ear and said softly:
"Actually, Puff, Puff, Puff is no different from Gulu, Gulu, because water is actually pumped out."
"You, you, you..." The blushing amount of information, the gentle tone, and the hot air blowing into the ears made this pure Mondstadt idol blush to the roots of his ears.
After you couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time, the ashamed and angry Barbara let go of Chen Huaian's arm, slapped him directly, and hit him with a small water balloon.
"Dirty!"
Chen Huaian, who had already had a premonition, tilted his head and easily dodged this small water ball condensed by elemental power, and said dissatisfiedly:
"Aren't you curious about what it's like? I'm telling you, you threw a small water balloon at me. Apologize to me quickly, or I won't play with you anymore."
Chapter 60 Brother-in-law and Sister-in-law (3)
"No apology," Barbara hugged her chest, "It was obviously you who teased me first."
The girl felt that the roots of her ears were burning hot, as if the breath Chen Huaian blew into her ears just now contained a lot of fire elements.
The burning made her feel restless, and the deer in her chest was scurrying around like it was caught in a forest fire.
He must have done it on purpose. How could a man who puffed and puffed not know what it meant to blow into a girl's ear?
In the wilderness, men and women are alone.
For a moment, Barbara's breathing became rapid.
My brother-in-law wants to do something to me that only adults can do. What if I refuse but he is afraid of hurting my sister’s hard-won relationship?
urgent!
"I teased you first?" Chen Huaian continued to walk forward, "Didn't you seduce me first?"
"Did I seduce you?" Barbara followed, she had to ask why.
"Didn't you just now?" Chen Huaian looked forward without squinting, "The arm holding me was rubbing and jumping. Do you want to lower your head and take a look? The berry jam on top of your snow-topped smoothie is exposed."
"What?" Barbara lowered her head subconsciously, and then she saw a large bowl of snow-topped smoothie exposed due to her skirt sliding down, as well as the raspberry jam on top...
"what!!!"
Barbara's scream broke the silence of the woods, and then she hurriedly stuffed back her large bowl of snow-topped smoothie and straightened her dress.
"When did it happen? Why didn't you remind me!"
"Just now, why should I remind you? How do I know if you did it on purpose?"
"How could I do it on purpose?" Barbara retorted with a red face, "You are my brother-in-law, how could I do such a shameless thing?"
"Really? You know there is an old saying in Liyue, which is...it's nothing. How far is it from Benlang Territory? Why haven't we arrived after walking for so long?"
"Don't change the subject!" Barbara, whose curiosity was aroused, seemed reluctant, "Please tell me clearly!"
"Don't tell me, what if you think I'm really teasing you and let me lose a lot of points in Qin's heart?"
After Chen Huaian finished speaking, he paused for a moment. Barbara's face was so angry that it swelled up like a pink puffer fish, and then continued: "Okay, then come over here."
Barbara couldn't go over. The burning in her ears hadn't subsided yet. What if he blew into them again?
Barbara didn't come over, but Chen Huaian didn't force it, and continued: "Have you ever heard of the old saying in Liyue? "A sister-in-law's butt is half as big as a brother-in-law's", which means that a sister-in-law has a good impression of her brother-in-law, and her emotions transcend family members. It’s normal.”
"What, what is this?" Barbara said incoherently, "This is clearly an arrogance!"
At the same time, Barbara was a little flustered by the revelation. This made it clear why she had such a good impression of Chen Huaian.
Although I have only met a man a few times, I can calmly stay in the same bathroom with him, go out to collect medicine together alone, and discuss with him topics that even men and women are embarrassed to talk about... ....
Is it really like Liyue's old saying that as a sister-in-law, I have different thoughts about my brother-in-law?
"Yes," Chen Huaian affirmed, "It must be fake. I just misunderstood that Barbara was seducing me, and I was almost treated as a gangster."
"You! Even if I was really seducing you just now, wouldn't you refuse?"
"I have no reason to reject the lovely Barbara, right?"
"You playboy," Barbara feigned anger and hit Chen Huaian on the arm, "are you worthy of my sister?"
"Can I be sorry for you?"
"I won't talk to you anymore!" Barbara knew that she was no match for the skilled Chen Huaian, so she quickened her pace, but her footsteps also became a little lighter, perhaps because of the smile on the girl's lips.
.......
The Running Wolf Territory is the territory guarded by the Wolf of the North, the remnant soul of the former demon god Andrius, and belongs to the territory of the wolf.
And Lupika, a human boy adopted by a pack of wolves.
According to the settings in the game, the altar deep in the Benlang Territory can also trigger the King Wolf's trial. After passing the trial, you can obtain valuable holy relics, at least for this world today, they are expensive holy relics.
However, Chen Huaian has no interest in any of this. After all, the boy who was adopted by the wolves is a boy, not a girl; the trial of King Wolf is not something he can touch now. After all, he is immune to the wind element. Can he use the West Wind Sword Technique to scrape?
Accompanying Barbara to collect medicinal materials is the real thing.
Since he drove away the troublesome Albert after leaving the city, he did not pick the red Gogou fruits cleanly like the invitation mission, but instead they were everywhere.
It doesn't take much effort to get a basket full.
"That's almost it," Barbara clapped her hands, "Let's go back."
"You don't want to go shopping more? It's so rare that you've come so far, don't you think it's a pity to just go back?"
"Sister Victoria will be worried if we don't go back," Barbara explained. "If we go back faster, maybe we can make it in time for dinner. Then I will ask my sister to bake pizza for us."
"Just let Qin do it for me, and don't get in the way."
Barbara stared, clenched her two little fists, and protested: "That's my sister!"
"Didn't you call me brother-in-law? Qin is mine too."
"Then you can wait until I leave before you talk to your sister." After learning the meaning of this word, Barbara covered her face shyly, unable to say it as calmly as before.
"Okay, let's go back and bake the pizza, and then puff, puff, puff."
"With my sister," Barbara corrected, after all, he made it seem like the object of the poofing was her.
The two walked back again, when a sound coming from the grass under a big tree beside the road attracted Barbara's attention.
Barbara went over and dug through the grass, and saw three little finches that looked like balls of yarn, chirping underneath.
Chen Huaian raised his head, pointed to the bird's nest in the canopy and said, "They should have fallen from the bird's nest above."
"How pitiful," the kind-hearted Barbara carefully held the little finches in her hands, "Shall we put them back?"
"Okay," Chen Huaian had no objection, "but can you climb trees?"
This is not a game. There is no way to get the adsorption ability of Spider-Man with your hands and feet as soon as you get close to a wall or tree, and you can climb up and down regardless of friction and gravity.
"No," Barbara answered truthfully. After all, she is a quiet girl, and she is not the lively Amber. How can she climb a tree?
So the two of them stared at each other.
The little bird was still chirping, as if urging them to send them home quickly.
Chapter 61 Brother-in-law and Sister-in-law (4)
"You can't climb trees, can you?" Barbara asked, "You are a boy. Aren't boys usually very good at climbing trees and digging out bird eggs?"
Chen Huaian crossed his arms and asked, "Why do you think men must be able to climb trees? Where does this stereotype come from?"
Chen Huaian was indeed able to climb a rope to Qin's dormitory to have a private meeting with her a few days ago. Now as for climbing trees, it just depends on the demand.
Climbing the tree was just to help a few small birds return home, but Chen Huaian was obviously helpless.
"I saw that children in Mondstadt were like this. They were climbing up and down all day long. Almost every day, children fell and came to the church for treatment."
"I'm an adult, not a child." Chen Huaian put his hand on the thick and tall tree trunk and rubbed it gently, saying: "Look at the tree's surface is so smooth, and there is no point of contact. Unless it is a child as flexible as a monkey, Otherwise it would be difficult for ordinary people to climb up.”
"That's true," Barbara agreed, "but it's not very high away from the bird's nest... Then, you squat down."
"What?" Chen Huaian squatted down obediently, "You want to step on my shoulders and send Tuanque back."
"Smart," Barbara put the tuanque into the small pocket on her waist, and then climbed onto Chen Huaian's shoulder.
"Don't move..." Barbara stood up unsteadily on Chen Huaian's neck, "Slowly stand up, be more steady, grab my ankles, you, don't go to Look! Close your eyes!"
"I don't want to read anymore," Chen Huaian, who had successfully achieved his goal, obediently looked away. He could only say that the two of them had completely thought of getting together. He was originally thinking about how to persuade Barbara to step on his shoulders and send Tuanque back. With.
Symbolizing purity and as cool as ice cream, white sheer tights are really not bad.
There is an urge to take a sip and try to see if it is as refreshing and refreshing as it looks.
Sure enough, girls have to wear white stockings.
After Barbara made sure that Chen Huaian no longer looked up at her, she held onto the tree trunk, took out a few fluffy finches from her lovely pocket, intending to put them back into the nest, and whispered comforting words:
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, sister will take you home right now."
Putting the first Tuanfinch back into the nest, gently brushing the down feathers of the little Tuanfinch, and giving it a sweet smile, it was the second small Tuanfinch, and the third small Tuanfinch.
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