Hogwarts: I'm Cousin Harry.

Being smart and well-educated doesn't have to do with Ravenclaw.

Soon, only Harry and Dudley were left without sorting.

The penultimate one is Harry.

"Don't be nervous, Harry. No matter which house we're assigned to, we'll always be brothers."

Before leaving, Dudley whispered to Harry.

It didn't take long before the resonant voice of the sorting hat sounded: "Gryffindor."

"We've got Potter!"

The loudest cheers echoed throughout the restaurant, and everyone in Gryffindor danced with joy.On the contrary, the expressions of the remaining three colleges were obviously much lower after hearing the announcement, and Dudley even saw Malfoy muttering angrily on the other side of Slytherin.

So much so that when Dudley took the stage, no one except Hermione and Harry noticed him.

All eyes were on Harry.

That is the savior.

The Sorting Hat was placed lightly on Dudley's head.

Dudley felt a slightly surprised voice at the top of his head.

"Oh~~~"

The long syllables dragged on for a long time without ending.

"Are you really a wizard?"

I still want to be on the list

Chapter 39 Chapter 39

"I really doubt that the pen is broken, but it must be infallible. It's something older than me."

The Sorting Hat said endlessly, if it could show a human-like expression, it must be 'subway X old man X mobile phone'.

"Yes or no, it doesn't matter, at least I'm here."

Dudley said, still trying to keep himself calm.

"It makes sense."

The Sorting Hat nodded.

"Then which house will I go to? Hufflepuff?"

Dudley himself was mentally prepared.

'Hufflepuff now, I'm hungry. '

After the Sorting Hat paused for a moment, it seemed to have discovered something: "I take back what I just said. In fact, you are very ambitious, capable, and thoughtful. You like to make sufficient preparations before doing things. How do you say that word? Yes, Take precautions, you really remind me of that guy."

"Can you see my mind?"

Dudley's heart felt a little turbulent. Before he came to the stage, he had done five 'meditation' enhancements, for the six times of increased special defense.

"No, I can only read the traits on you."

Says the Sorting Hat.

"Trait?"

Countless guesses flashed through Dudley's mind.

"Yes, stop, stop, the thoughts in your head are like sesame seed jars dropped on the floor, the complexity makes the hat a headache, and it is completely different from those simple-minded little wizards."

Of course Dudley wasn't as simple-minded as a normal little wizard.

"The sorting hat, did you say you can't read minds?"

The Sorting Hat argues: "I'm just a hat, so there's no need to argue with me so much."

"Under normal circumstances, I should follow the wishes of you little wizards, but my consciousness is formed by the indoctrination of the four school founders."

Speaking of this, the tone of the Sorting Hat changed a little, the speed of speech gradually became slower, and the tone became much lower.

Although it was still the Sorting Hat, it gave Dudley the illusion of a different hat.

Maybe not an illusion.

Or schizophrenia?

"You look like that guy"

The sorting hat is emphasized again.

"Strong-willed and defying dogma. Of course, if you can just stop those crazy thoughts in your head! Now! Immediately! The hat is going to explode!"

The first half is still pretending to be mysterious, but the tone of the second half is already very eager, and the tone has returned to its previous appearance.

Dudley didn't like others prying into his thoughts, even if it was a hat, so he kept reviewing the knowledge he had learned over the years in his mind, from the Pythagorean theorem, calculus to the physiological differences between men and women.

'Dxsinx=cosx, cosx=-sinx, tanx=sec2x'

'When several particles interact with each other, since the characteristics of each particle have been integrated into the overall property, the properties of each particle cannot be described separately'

Seeing that Dudley never stopped, the Sorting Hat said helplessly.

"Okay, okay, I just don't look at it."

The ocean of messy knowledge almost swallowed its consciousness.

It swears that this is the first time it has seen such a little wizard in thousands of years.

Where did this all come from?

At this time, it has been a long time since Dudley put on the hat. Even though most people's attention is on Harry, people have begun to notice Dudley's abnormality as time goes by. He has been wearing the sorting hat for a long time up.

Longer than Harry had worn it on.

"Maybe when you came here, you heard a lot of bad things about that place, but... sometimes what you hear from others is not necessarily true. Thousands of years can spoil many things. I hope you can see through See the essence clearly through the phenomenon”

The Sorting Hat suddenly screamed loudly.

"So. Slytherin!"

Almost at the moment when the Sorting Hat yelled, Dudley also heard a system prompt.

"Complete the mission and enter Slytherin College, mission reward: Data Demon Eye LV0."

Before Dudley could check the rewards he had received, the sound of the Sorting Hat sounded again.

"The consciousness belonging to Salazar hopes that you can clean up that place. The current Slytherin is simply a mess. It's like a big cesspool."

The Sorting Hat's words made Dudley's face change for the first time.

Salazar, full name Salazar Slytherin, the founder of Hogwarts Slytherin College.

Slytherin asked me to clean up his house?It sounds incredible at first, but it makes sense when you think about it carefully. The Sorting Hat was born under the indoctrination of the four giants of Hogwarts. After all, there are magical products such as magic photos that can talk to the dead. There is nothing surprising about the hat of consciousness.

It's not scientific, but it's magical.

'That'

A flash of inspiration came to Dudley's mind, and he had a bold idea.

Before he was ready to implement it, he heard the Sorting Hat shout: "Hey, I'm just a hat, an ordinary magic hat. I only have their thoughts at that time, and I don't have knowledge."

"Unfortunately." Dudley looked regretful.

One thing suddenly occurred to him. Slytherin seemed to have parted ways with Gryffindor because of the problem of recruiting students. He opposed Muggle wizards attending Hogwarts, and Dudley himself was strictly a Muggle wizard.

That is, the parents were not wizards, and suddenly awakened to the wizarding talent, a little wizard from the Muggle world.

"Slytherin is Slytherin, I am me, I have his consciousness, but I am not Slytherin."

It makes sense, but it's magic anyway.

"Now go to the Slytherin table, immediately!"

A big hand descended from the sky, took off the sorting hat on Dudley's head, and interrupted the conversation between one person and one hat. The middle-aged man with black hair, black robe and dark face said to Dudley coldly.

It is worth noting that the man has greasy shoulder-length black long hair.

Dudley stayed on the stool for so long that the head of Slytherin couldn't stand it.

Snape tugged on Dudley, only to find that Dudley hadn't moved a muscle.

His lips moved slightly, and he was about to say 'release the venom'. He paused for a moment as if thinking of something, and the words changed into another meaning when he reached his mouth.

"What are you waiting for? Do I need you? Mr. Dursley."

There was muffled laughter all around, which came from the Gryffindor table, and whenever a Slytherin made an embarrassment, they were very happy.

Although they felt a little strange that today's Professor Snape was out of standard in scolding people, but this idea was immediately replaced. After all, it was Snape, who was famous for protecting his own academy.

It stands to reason that the freshmen assigned to their respective houses would at least receive some applause, even if they weren't as popular as Harry, but Dudley didn't have any cheers when he came to Slytherin House, not even a word of welcome.

Even Dudley's seat automatically vacated a small space.

The unwelcome and rejection are very obvious.

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Chapter 40 40. Brother Drag: I want to teach him a lesson!

(two more)

The conflict between Dudley and Malfoy on the Hogwarts Express train has long been known to all Slytherins, and seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages is the common feature of all Slytherins.

"The idiot is actually assigned to Slytherin, and he will be nice to him when he returns to the lounge."

Malfoy's face was flushed, and his tone was full of excitement and urgency.

He couldn't wait until that moment. Crabbe and Goyle, who were sitting next to him, also brushed their hands softly. They were careless on the train before, otherwise they would definitely beat him to death.

Well, the scars forget the pain, that's what they are talking about.

The little Slytherin wizards around looked at each other, everything was silent.

The moment the Sorting Hat was announced, Malfoy had agreed with the Slytherin wizards.

The only people in Hogwarts who cared about Dudley the most were Hermione and Harry. The two frequently looked at where Dudley was sitting, but there was nothing they could do.

However, the concerns of the two are quite different.

Hermione heard that Slytherin is the worst of the four houses, a place where a group of bad guys gather, and she is worried that Dudley will be taught badly, and even more worried that he will be bullied; while Harry is worried that Dudley will make all Slater Lin Du beat him once and was punished by the school.As for Dudley being bullied or something, Harry said that was impossible, and he was thankful that he didn't bully others.

Dumbledore stood up, looked at the little wizards below with a smile on his face, and stretched out his arms to them, as if to hug everyone.

"Welcome to Hogwarts!"

"Before the party begins, I would like to say a few words. It is: 'Fool! Sniff! Scum! Twist!' Thank you all!"

After mumbling a few words, he sat down, and the little wizards looked at each other in bewilderment.As his voice fell, various delicacies appeared on the table instantly.

I have to say that anything is delicious when people are hungry, and the craftsmanship of the Hogwarts kitchen is much better than that of many London restaurants.

Dudley, who had been hungry for a long time, ignored the surprised eyes of the little Slytherin wizards around him, picked up the nearest food and began to eat.

He has been hungry for a long time.

Hearing the +1 system prompt sound from time to time, Dudley worked harder.

There was more to Hogwarts food, or the wizarding world, than normal food, Dudley had already noticed when he was on the express train.

Is this the magic of magic?

'Look, that big dumb guy eats like a savage, with no grace, no table manners. '

Xi Xisuo lowered the volume of the discussion sounded.

'I really don't know why the Sorting Hat sorted him into Slytherin, vulgar, barbaric. He doesn't have even the slightest traits that fit Slytherin. '

'I should have written to my dad and told him to throw him in Gryffindor and Hufflepuff, that's the best place for a man like him. '

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