Hogwarts: I'm Cousin Harry.

Chapter 4 4. The four thinnest books in the world

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It had been a few days since he got the magician physique with the blue seaweed head. After the initial depression, Dudley quickly adjusted his state.

Life still has to go on as usual, instead of complaining about others, it is better to find ways to improve yourself.

So Dudley crazily devoted himself to the physical exercise of practicing Ripple Qigong.

St. George Elementary.

"Dudley, I heard you went to Oxford Long Primary School last time. How does it feel to be an exchange student?"

Several burly boys in football uniforms put their arms around Dudley's neck and asked kindly.

Not all the students were afraid of Dudley, and he was not a brawler who would cause trouble everywhere.

Like he said himself, he hates trouble.

As long as the principle is not violated, Dudley is usually very 'refined and easy-going'.

Of course, these boys in football uniforms were not students of St. George's Primary School, but the students who were about to graduate from the boxing team of Smelting Secondary School next door.

"It's boring, there's a bunch of nerds there." Dudley said, took a hot dog and started to chew.

Hearing the system message of 'Experience +1 after eating a complete hot dog' sounded in his mind, he felt extremely relieved.

In addition to the occasional missions, the mage training system supplements energy through food intake. Dudley can activate some common life skills through experience points.

Of course, those skills have nothing to do with magic. According to the system's explanation, they are all life-oriented skills.

For example: English, mathematics, physics and chemistry, firearms, boxing, archery, etc.

This thing called the mage training system is very stingy about things related to magic, but it is quite generous in other things.

Anyway, just eat it.

That's why Dudley is called 'The Predator'.

His food equals his enemy.

"I heard that the students in that school study very hard. Has our Mr. Dudley been hit?"

"Study well? It's generally above the standard. It's nothing special except that you can't study hard."

Dudley waved his hand, picked up another glass of 'Happy Water' and drank it down.

'Drinking a full cup of happy water experience +1'

Thinking of his experience as an exchange student at Oxford Long Primary School, Dudley found it funny.

He taught that group of nerds a good lesson, both academically and physically.

Whenever he thought of those little girls and devils running back crying with snot bubbles on their faces, Dudley found it funny.

Oxford Dragon Primary School is located in Oxfordshire, England. It is a co-educational private primary school and claims to be a preparatory school for Oxford University.

As we all know, preparatory university is equal to haha

In fact, with Dudley's grades and abilities, he shouldn't have been in St. George's Primary School. As for why the Dursleys sent Dudley and Harry to this school, the main reason is that this is a public school, and a public school means Tuition is cheap.

You must know that the Dursleys have to bear not only the cost of Dudley's schooling alone, but also Harry's.

Just look at the clothes on Dudley and Harry.

Harry was wearing Dudley's old school uniform, and although Dudley was wearing new clothes, the material was just as normal.

Coupled with the fact that Dudley could eat, life became even more difficult.

In fact, Dursley was not as wealthy as he appeared in the movie at the beginning. When Harry was in elementary school, his life was still quite tight. This situation was until two months ago.

Dudley's father, Vernon Dursley, relied on his sister Maggie Dursley's introduction to work for Groning Company, and successfully negotiated a large drilling rig order, and the situation improved.

Now they are discussing about transferring Dudley to another school, otherwise Dudley wouldn't be an exchange student.

But Dudley didn't want to go to other schools, the main reason was that there was no Harry there, and Dudley couldn't 'grow wool' by his side.

Given the private school fees, the Dursleys certainly couldn't afford to have Dudley and Harry go to school together at the same time.

Even if they could afford it, they wouldn't let Harry go.

Neither his mother, Petunia Dursley, nor his father, Vernon Dursley, liked Harry very much.

As for the reason, it's a long story.

After swallowing the last piece of food, Dudley happened to see Harry coming out of the teaching building with his schoolbag on his back. Dudley turned his head and looked at the group of playmates from the Smelting Middle School boxing team: "I haven't moved my hands and feet for a long time. I want to practice." practice?"

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After a strange silence, everyone looked at each other and began to ramble and find various excuses.

"I still have something to do today."

"My mother told me to come home early."

"I forgot to close the door."

In the end Dudley was alone.

It is precisely because they have a good relationship with Dudley that they can better understand the horror of Dudley, and practice with him, which is called survival and seeking abuse.

Dudley pursed his lips: "Tsk, it's really boring."

He walked towards his dear little cousin Harry with brisk steps, wrapped his arms around his neck, and said affectionately, "Let's go home together."

Watching the two drift away until they disappeared at the end of the street, the students of St. George's Primary School all heaved a sigh of relief.

"My God. Poor little Harry is going to be bullied by his wicked cousin again."

"So, you're going to save him?"

"Stop joking, are you asking me to die?"

That's how the rumors were formed, obviously Dudley and Harry had a good relationship.

Well, at least Dudley thought so.

The two lived at No. 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging District, Surrey, not far from the school, about 10 minutes on foot.

Seeing that Harry was just walking with his head buried, Dudley took the initiative to break the silence, and he took out a few crumpled banknotes from his pocket: "Harry, this is the remaining 8 pounds 50 pence left over from repairing glasses. If it is in your hands, it is not safe, I will save it for you and save it for you to marry a wife later."

"Okay, Brother D."

Harry had heard the same words countless times, and his ears were almost calloused.

Satisfied, Dudley put the few notes back into his pocket.

At this moment, he became Grandet Dudley.

It's not that he's really stingy, Harry kept every account he kept with him clearly, the main reason is that Dudley needs to consume food constantly to ensure the system's energy collection.

Fortunately, most of the food Dudley ate was transformed into muscles, otherwise, according to his eating method, he was destined to become a Dudley circle.

Pushing open the door of the two-storey small western-style building, Dudley, who has a super sensitive sense of smell, smelled the aroma of dinner, and his appetite suddenly increased.

It is true that the four thinnest books in the world are: American History, German Jokes, Italian War Heroes, and English Cookbooks.

There are really no delicious dishes in England. Except for the fish and chips that every housewife knows, there are basically few good dishes.

But no one stipulates that English people must cook English food. Petunia Dursley is good at German food, and the taste of crispy elbow is still very good.

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Chapter 5 5. Mr. Jerry from The Lord of the Rings

4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey.

The sun rose over the neat garden in front of the house, illuminating the bronze number four on the Dursleys' gate.The sun crept into the living room of their family and shone on Mr. Dursley's naturally round and huge buttocks. Mrs. Dursley was humming a song that did not belong to this era in the kitchen, cooking breakfast meticulously.

There are many photos on the mantelpiece, showing the members of their family to outsiders, the big boy riding his first bicycle, riding the carousel at the fair, playing computer games with his father, being hugged and kissed by his mother A scene of a family of three living happily.

It's just that there is a photo in the corner of the mantelpiece, which indicates that there are more than three people in this family.The tall, big-headed boy from before was hugging another thin boy who was wearing the same style of clothes. Both of them were smiling sweetly.

"One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, three, two, three, four, one more time."

Dudley was supporting his whole body with one thumb, heaving up and down on his lawn, big drops of sweat dripped down on the emerald green lawn, soaking his entire back.

Dudley was covered in shapeless grass that he had ravaged.

Harry sat on the steps of the house, resting his head on his hands, quietly watching Dudley exercising, counting silently for him in his heart.

'105, 106200'

Although Harry seemed to be afraid of this cousin, Harry was actually willing to stay by Dudley's side, because he would feel at ease when getting along with him, and he would not be treated as a transparent existence.

When Harry counted to three in his head, Dudley finally stopped and sat down on the lawn.

"Comfortable."

Wiping the sweat off his face, Dudley's flushed and chubby face was full of satisfaction.

Pick up two dumbbells that are set aside, and continue to exercise the biceps one on the left and one on the right.

Each discus weighing 30KG is like a plastic toy in Dudley's hands.

Whether you can learn magic or not, it is very important to have a healthy and strong body.

The story of the great white-robed wizard Gandalf tells us that if you want to be an excellent mage, you must first be able to hold the sword, cut the orcs, and then learn the flash technique.

"Harry, you should exercise too, you are too thin and short, you look like a skinny malnourished monkey."

Dudley didn't forget to remind his little cousin while exercising: "Secretly tell you, those blond girls with big tits like me the most."

Strictly speaking, Harry was fine in every way except for being a little skinny, and Dudley said that because the object of comparison was himself.

"Okay, Brother D."

Harry replied dully, not knowing whether he really didn't understand or pretended not to understand.

The bright green eyes were still staring blankly at Dudley, not sure what he was thinking.

'It feels like Harry in the movie doesn't seem to be so dumb, he's quite clever. '

My cousin is a bit silly, what should I do?Waiting online, urgent.

How can we deal with that noseless guy in the future.

"Dudley Dursley, here is your letter."

Dudley's thoughts were interrupted by the postman's shout.

Handing a thick letter to Dudley's hand, the postman looked enviously at Dudley's already outlined muscular abdomen.

In fact, Dudley hadn't finished a sentence just now. In addition to attracting those blond girls with big tits, muscles can also attract high attention from the same sex.

Our great brother Xun has a good saying: "Fitness can attract the opposite sex, and excessive fitness can attract the same sex." '

Dudley looked at the seal of the envelope. It was a letter from Bloomsbury Press.

When the envelope was opened, there was a piece of letter paper full of words and a check worth £1.

Dudley looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him except Harry, so he carefully put the check in his pocket, and finally opened the letter.

"Dear Mr. Jerry" started with a complicated and lengthy compliment, which was very official and polite.

Jerry, Dudley's pseudonym.

When he first arrived in this world, the first thing Dudley wanted to do was to make money.

'Walking around the world with money, but not walking a single step without money', this sentence is true no matter which world it is, and Faye is a money-burning profession no matter which world he is in.

Coupled with the poor family situation of the Dursleys, Dudley, who didn't have a few bills in his pocket, panicked, so he chose a road of no return.

Contribute fiction.

Although Dudley knew very well that "it is not afraid to travel all over the world if you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well", which is a classic sentence that you could almost listen to when you were in school, and wanted to come up with other tricks. And I also find it troublesome. Writing novels is the easiest and most risk-free way to make money.

"Your contribution to the first book of The Lord of the Rings has been paid in the envelope. I hope you will be here at ten o'clock this Saturday. Aka, Bloomsbury Publishing, to discuss matters related to the publication of the second book of The Lord of the Rings." Sincerely, Shine."

The teacher Jerry who wrote this year's most popular fantasy novel "The Lord of the Rings" is Dudley himself.