Hogwarts: I'm Cousin Harry.

It's not that Aunt Maggie doesn't like Dudley, on the contrary, she likes Dudley very much, and every time they meet, she has to give Dudley's little round face a hard slap.

It's just that the living habits of the two are too different.

Maggie raised twelve bulldogs, which is not the point, the point is that she loves and values ​​these bulldogs more than people.

That is to say, to live with her, you first have to endure eating and sleeping with these twelve bulldogs, and secondly, you have to endure that there may be dog saliva in your eating bowl at any time

Dudley liked dogs quite a bit, but he didn't like eating dog drool.

Seeing that Dudley's attitude was very firm, Vernon and Petunia looked at each other in blank dismay.

They also knew that things were bound to go wrong for Dudley and Maggie.

'How about taking Dudley to Germany? '

'But fees and Dudley's studies.'

The two made eye contact.

Seeing his parents' attitude softened, Dudley quickly suggested: "I can wait for you at Mrs. Figg's next door with Harry."

It's impossible for him to go to Germany. It's meaningless to not understand the language. It's better to stay by Harry's side to gather wool.

Mrs. Figg, whose full name is Arabella Figg, is a kind and energetic little old lady who likes to wear a knitted hood. She lives two streets away from the Dursleys' house. It's two streets, In fact, there is not much difference from the neighbors.

When the Dursleys go out or go on vacation, they will entrust her to take care of Harry.

Perhaps because of taking care of Harry for free, the Dursleys have a good relationship with Mrs. Figg.

"Dudley, we're going for a full three months, and we won't be able to come back during this period." Petunia tried to persuade Dudley, but Dudley's attitude was very firm.

Instead of going to Mrs. Figg's and letting him stay home by himself, he had to go to Aunt Marge's.

How does this make Dudley eat?

Dudley the Predator is uncompromising.

Seeing that Dudley never let go after arguing for a while, Vernon and Petunia had no choice but to entrust Mrs. Figg to take care of them.

Harry, who thought that he would not be able to continue living in his own cabin for three months, was still a little sad, but when he heard that he could live with Cousin Dudley, his mood instantly improved a lot.

As if he had noticed Harry's joy, Vernon leaned down his chubby body with difficulty, pointed at Harry and said, "I warn you, kid. Even if we're not here, don't even think about hurting Dudley, Don't try to hurt my family. Just let me know, you know the consequences."

As he spoke, he raised his arm thicker than Harry's waist in a demonstrative manner.

Harry didn't know why, but he nodded obediently.

Maybe Harry can't remember it anymore. When he was very young, he didn't know whether it was because of the magic power or other stimulation. In short, some magical phenomena happened. Dudley's physique was not as strong as it is now, so he was affected by it. I hurt a little.

Vernon may not have been a good uncle, but he was definitely a good husband and father.

The decoration of Mrs. Figg's house is very old-fashioned. The overall size of the house is not much different from Dursley's, but the style is quite different.The environment was slightly dark, and the furniture was very simple. Apart from the burning fireplace, there was only a simple sofa, a table and a few chairs in the living room.

There are no electronics of any kind, not even the radios that the elderly like to use.

old antique.

This was Dursley's assessment of Mrs. Figg.

From time to time, there was a pungent cat smell in the air. It was too pungent to say it was pungent, but at least Dudley didn't think it was pungent.

Vernon didn't like the smell so much that he didn't come in.Everything is communicated by Penny and Mrs. Figg.

Mrs. Figg readily agreed to take care of Dudley and Harry.

Before leaving, Petunia gave Mrs. Figg some money.

If Harry was alone, he could have the audacity to entrust Mrs. Figg to take care of him for free, since he ate little anyway.It wouldn't work if Dudley was added. Dudley probably eats more in a day than Mrs. Figg in a week.

Three months. No matter how thick-skinned Dursley was, he couldn't do such a thing.

Besides, the Dursleys' reputation in these streets is quite good, er, only for ordinary people.

After Petunia and Vernon left, Dudley began to look for something in Mrs. Figg's house with ease, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he hugged a passing kitten with extremely agility.

Under the despairing eyes of the kitten, Dudley buried his big fleshy face on the silver belly, and took several deep breaths.

Then he let out a moan full of pleasure.

"Ah~~~Xue'er sucks so much."

Judging from the action, it was obviously not the first time Dudley had done this kind of thing.

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Chapter 8 8. Dudley’s discovery

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That's why Dudley wanted to stay with Harry at Mrs. Figg's, because she had lots and lots of fur kids.

In his previous life, Dudley liked fur kids very much, and he had several at home. Unfortunately, in this life, Vernon was allergic to cat fur. Otherwise, Dudley would definitely have a bunch of these cute furry kids at home.

"Dudley, I think it's better for you to let go of Xueer, you see, it dislikes you." Mrs. Figg looked at Dudley with a smile.

"Mrs. Figg, I usually love Xue'er very much. I fed it with goat's milk when I was a child. If it still despises me, it will be too heartless." Dudley licked Xue'er's stomach again. rubbed on.

Dudley's body size matches his behavior, which really means "a tiger in my heart, and a rose in my heart".

In fact, the silver-graded Xue'er in Dudley's arms didn't resist much except for her disgusted face. On the contrary, there was a 'snoring' sound from her throat.

Cats and cats are not like dogs, especially Dudley sucks cats where the abdomen is the key point. It is normal for cats to treat cats as an attack. If Dudley and Xueer have a bad or average relationship, then welcome him It's definitely a paw or a frantic scratch.

"It's not because you haven't come to see us for so long." Mrs. Figg said with a hint of blame in her tone, "Snow, Kick, Mr. Paw and Momo almost don't know you anymore."

There are four cats, Kick, Cher, Mr. Paw, and Momo, all raised by Mrs. Figg.

Judging from the conversation between the two, Dudley and Mrs. Figg have known each other for a long time, and it is understandable after thinking about it. Dudley likes cats, and Mrs. Figg is the only one who keeps cats in the nearby streets.

In fact, Mrs. Figg didn't like Dudley very much at first, or the Dursleys, until Harry was sent to Mrs. Figg's house for the first time.

"Study is too much, Mrs. Figg."

"Not only do I have to learn cultural knowledge, but I also have to get more medals for the school, and I have to participate in exchange student activities. It's exhausting. I almost don't even have time to exercise."

Dudley finally put Xueer on the ground, but Xueer was reluctant to leave, and kept meowing at Dudley non-stop.

Dudley took out a bunch of small dried fish from his purse, and fed Xue Er one by one.

"You, don't feed it too much, it won't eat well then." Mrs. Figg smiled and shook her head, looking at Dudley's sturdy body like a small King Kong and exclaiming: "Your body is the most amazing body I've ever seen." The strongest."

After finishing speaking, Mrs. Figg added another sentence in her heart.

'Maybe only that one is stronger than you. '

While talking, several other cats in Mrs. Figg's house also smelled the smell, and one or two came out of the room with their heads poking around, and began to rub around Dudley's feet.

On the one hand, it was for the dried fish in Dudley's hand, and on the other hand, he wanted to leave his own smell on Dudley.

Harry stood by the door like a little transparent looking at the two people who were chatting happily. In fact, he was very envious of Dudley's communication skills, no matter what kind of person he could talk to.

"By the way, Harry." Mrs. Figg remembered Harry at this moment, and then asked the two of them, "I think you must be hungry."

"I'm going to get you something to eat."

Mrs. Figg was a good cook, and she cooked sausages and sauerkraut and mashed potatoes very well.

But Dudley didn't want any of that today.Because Petunia could do it too, just a little less skillfully than Mrs. Figg.

No matter how delicious something is, you will get tired of eating it every day.

After all the recipe is too thin.

"Mrs. Figg, let me do it." Dudley threw the remaining dried fish to the cats, clapped his hands and stood up: "Today I will show you something."

Mrs. Figg looked surprised: "Little Dudley can cook?"

She thought it was very rare that Dudley could be trained like this with the characters of the Dursleys, but she didn't expect him to be able to cook.

"Of course!" Harry remembered the last time he ate Dudley's craftsmanship, and couldn't help but licked the corners of his mouth, and his mouth began to salivate: "Brother D's food is delicious."

Seeing what Harry said, Mrs. Figg let Dudley into the kitchen with suspicion.

Cut the tofu into small pieces, blanch it in hot water, heat the pan with cold oil, put the minced green onion, ginger, and garlic into the pan and stir-fry until the aroma is released, then add the minced lean meat and stir-fry until it changes color, and stir-fry continuously until the aroma is overflowing .

Under Chef Dudley's busy schedule, twice-cooked pork, braised pork, mapo tofu, lion's head and the simplest tomato and egg drop soup were ready.

Four dishes and one soup are served on the table, exuding a tempting aroma.

Just one sip immediately captured the stomachs of Mrs. Figg and Harry.

"It's delicious." Harry couldn't help admiring while his mouth was dripping with oil.

Although Aunt Petunia's craftsmanship is good, but the recipes are too poor, there are only a few of them over and over again, and the gap between Dudley and Dudley widens.

"It's just a simple home-cooked meal. If you like it, I'll make it every day." Dudley said as he finished another bowl of rice.

Dudley was not allowed in the kitchen by Petunia in her own home.

Even if you want to eat, you can only wait when there is no one at home.

The cats who just had a full meal were also attracted by the smell of the food, and jumped onto the table one after another, sniffing the food on the plate curiously.

But it was a pity that the first dish they chose was mapo tofu. The pungent smell of chili and peppercorns were not to the cats' liking, so they all jumped down again.

"Hey, kids, the kitchen is my territory. Your task now is to study hard." Hearing Mrs. Figg's words, Harry's expression gradually became depressed. Finally, Mrs. Figg suddenly blinked and changed the subject: "But once in a while is fine."

"(ω)y yeah." Harry smiled happily and held up the spoon.

In the next few days, the days were very peaceful, Dudley and Harry went to school, after school and exercised on the lawn.

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Harry was organizing activities at the school, and Dudley came home from school first, but it happened that Mrs. Figg had gone out on business and hadn't come back yet.

"Meow meow!" As soon as she entered the room, before she had time to change her clothes, Xue Er rushed over from the side of the room, yelling at Dudley anxiously.

"What's the matter? Cher?" Dudley didn't know why.

It's true that he likes cats, but he really can't understand cat language.

"Meow!" Seeing that Dudley didn't understand what she meant, Xueer first bit Dudley's trousers and pulled them hard a few times, then ran to the other side of the corridor, and even stretched out her claws to squeeze it in.

Now Dudley understood what Cher meant, and he let himself go with it.

It has to be said that Mrs. Figg's cats are more spiritual than ordinary cats, and Dudley even suspects that they have the same thinking as humans.

On the other side of the corridor is a closed wooden door, which is locked.

However, the sound of messing and turning things came from the room where there should be no one.

'Could it be that a thief broke into the house? '

Dudley's first reaction was that there was a thief in the house, and then he clenched his fists and stole the house from me, so why not give you an unforgettable opportunity?

Dudley the Law Enforcer is coming back.

The mere wooden door couldn't stop Dudley at all, but with a slight force, the door opened.

The moment Dudley opened the door, he didn't see the expected thief, but a book.

To be precise, it is a book that moves by itself.

There are even teeth and eyes.

At this time, he was chasing Mr. Paw and Momo all over the room.

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By the way, I didn't make up the names of the cats, they were originally these.

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Boxy, fluffy cover, four big round bright orange eyes, plus a row of sharp teeth with gums exposed.

It's more like some kind of monster than a book.

But Dudley recognized it as a book at a glance.

Because its body is engraved with several eye-catching huge hot gold fonts - "The Monster Book of Monsters".

Although he knew that Harry Potter has magical magic early on, and he also yearned for the magical magical world very much, it was the first time he had seen this kind of scene, or it was the first time Dudley had come into contact with it since he came to this world. to things related to magic.