I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong TV world Author: I want to go to Sanjiang

Summary:

How many possessed people are there in "The First Ring"?

Did Huang Yongfa jump off the building in the end in "The Exorcist"?

When Li Ang in "Return to the Soul" meets the beautiful aunt in "The Old Corpse in the Village", can a spark of love spark?

Cao Dahua, the tiger of the crime team in "The Dragon Back to School" said that he hates relying on soft food to get to the top, and young people should work hard;

In "Blind Detective", after Johnston regains his sight, he sets up a ghost detective agency and changes his career as an exorcist.

Brother Wuying in "Carmen Mongkok" stopped charging protection fees and instead went to sleep in a haunted house.

Is there anything wrong with the transformation of soldiers into immortals in "Two Eyes"?

Can the secret recipe for the cult's "Resurrection of Dead Human Flesh and White Bones" in "Hong Kong Secret Records" be mass-produced?

Who is the biggest BOSS behind "Ghost Story Association"?

The answers will be revealed one by one in this book. Welcome to the world of Hong Kong comprehensive detective.

Chapter 1: Joining the Miscellaneous Department

It is raining.

The sparse rain fell on the ground, giving people an extraordinarily cold feeling.

Su Hao jumped out of the back seat of the taxi, raised the document bag in his hand to cover his head, and quickly ran towards the three-story building in front of him.

Today is his first day on the job.

Unlike most young trainees who have just graduated from the police academy and dream of joining the Criminal Police Team or the Crime Squad to make a successful career and catch bad guys, Su Hao uncharacteristically chose to join the 'Miscellaneous Affairs Section' a few days ago for an internship.

What is the Miscellaneous Department?

In the words of industry insiders, the entire Hong Kong police WU system receives about 185 alarm calls every day, of which 180 are related to murder, robbery and catching thieves, and only 5 are 'There are some strange things in my house'.

At this time, the call will be transferred to the Miscellaneous Affairs Department.

They need to send someone over to handle it.

The Miscellaneous Division is a department within the police DUI that is responsible for extraordinary, especially paranormal incidents.

As for the reason why Su Hao chose to come to the Miscellaneous Affairs Department...of course it wasn't because he was willing to degenerate or because he planned to eat and die.

He stood on the steps and shook off the water droplets on his sleeves, focusing on the tip of his nose. Suddenly, a gray-white translucent bead popped out in front of his eyes. It looked like an hourglass, with a layer of black smoke-like particles floating inside.

Currently, there are not many smoke-like particles in the hourglass, they are just spread out in a thin layer.

This thing is called a soul bead.

You can keep charging it inside.

When the smoke-like particles fill the entire soul bead, the soul bead will suddenly explode like a fully inflated balloon, thereby unlocking some special skills and rewards.

After being exploded once, the smoke-like particles inside the soul bead will be emptied and need to be recharged.

So far, the soul orb has only exploded once. The special skills Su Hao got from it are as follows.

Skill [-]: Yin and Yang eyes, which allows the host to see some unclean things.

Skill [-]: Vajra Curse, which can invite the thoughts of a Vajra Protector to guard the host's soul, making it impossible for ghosts and evil spirits to invade.

Note: Each time the Vajra Mantra is used, a certain amount of energy and energy will be consumed by the host.

Skill three: Grappling and fighting (entry level).

Skill 10: Firearms shooting (entry), when the target and the host are kept within [-] meters, it can effectively increase the shooting accuracy.

In addition to the above four skills, there is also a passive skill of the soul bead, that is, when Su Hao actively comes into contact with something strange, if the strange ability is not too strong, it will be actively absorbed by the soul bead and become a nutrient for charging.

Three of the five skills are related to weirdness.

Moreover, what the soul beads need to charge is not simple. They need to break up the dead innocent souls and absorb them. Where can the information about the innocent souls be the most?

Naturally, it’s the miscellaneous department.

This information was slowly figured out by Su Hao after traveling through time.

He made a special investigation before coming here. The current head of the Miscellaneous Affairs Department is Huang Yaozu, or Huang Sir for short. There are currently only two people in the entire department. In addition to Huang Sir, there is also an operator with a weird temper.

This means that the plot of "The First Ring" has not officially begun yet.

New criminal police officer Li Guoqiang met the murderer Chen Fulai while patrolling an underground garage. He happened to find the body hidden in the trunk after being killed by the other man. The two then fought and Li Guoqiang was shot four times and fell to the ground.

Just when he was dying, the corpse in the trunk came to life and helped Li Guoqiang KO Chen Fulai, but Chen Fulai's ghost lingered, and then he targeted Li Guoqiang and launched a series of revenge.

Because Li Guoqiang refused to change his confession, he was transferred to the miscellaneous department after resting in the hospital for 49 days to recover.

The ghost of Chen Fulai also came to the Miscellaneous Affairs Department and continued to cause trouble to Li Guoqiang by possessing him. Finally, he possessed Li Guoqiang and destroyed the Miscellaneous Affairs Department.

So much so that there is only one person left in such a large miscellaneous department.

This man is still possessed by an evil ghost and is in charge of the chore department that fights against evil. This is very funny.

Su Hao calmed down and felt a sense of urgency in his heart.

This is a world where good may not necessarily suppress evil, and where the moral is higher than the evil is higher, it is very dangerous. On the one hand, he must develop as low-key as possible and fill up the energy of the soul beads as soon as possible. The more skills he can unlock, the more powerful he will be. The safer it is, on the other hand, we must use the information obtained by the Miscellaneous Affairs Department to seize the opportunity to upgrade.

Only in this way can he truly have the power to protect himself in this dangerous world.

Su Hao stood on the steps to sort out his thoughts, then turned around and opened the door of the office building where the Miscellaneous Affairs Department was located. There was no one in the huge hall. There were many discarded tables, chairs, benches and sofas piled in the corners. The leather shoes under his feet hit the cold floor tiles. There were clear and rhythmic footsteps.

If someone who is not familiar with the Miscellaneous Affairs Department comes here, they may be confused.

Su Hao acted very calmly.

It's just like this bird.

This means he came to the right place.

After turning around and closing the door, he reached out and looked at the palm of his left hand. A faint trace of a golden spell appeared on it, which was the Vajra Curse.

The Vajra Mantra can be written on paper for others to use, or it can be written on one's body for one's own use.

The effect of writing it on paper will be weakened. A diamond talisman lasts for one day. Su Hao has been drawing a diamond talisman on himself every day since he obtained the diamond spell skill.

Caution is the boat.

He breathed a sigh of relief and looked through the empty hall to the corridor on the far left. Outside the corridor was a shack, similar to a factory building structure. There were still a lot of discarded office supplies piled underneath. On the other side of the corridor was In a smooth room, the walls of the room are no longer white and clean, but are covered with some unknown English graffiti and symbols.

On the light yellow door, you can vaguely see the words 'dormitory', 'file room', 'material room' written in red paint pen.

Su Hao observed as he walked, and finally came to a glass door in the middle of the corridor. As usual, the translucent glass door had three vague characters "Miscellaneous Affairs Department" written in red paint.

Su Hao took a breath and knocked on the door.

After knocking several times, no one answered.

But he knew there must be someone inside.

Su Hao didn't wait any longer and opened the door directly from the outside.

The office of the Miscellaneous Affairs Department is about 20 square meters in size, and the light is a bit dim. There is a boss chair and computer desk in the end, but the positions are empty.

On the left are a coffee table and two sofas, with several empty glasses on them. In the middle is a small conference table. At this moment, the conference table is filled with files and building blocks. A young man with glasses and a gloomy face is sitting there. The man in the wheelchair was concentrating on playing with the blocks, not paying any attention to the fact that there was an extra person in the room.

Su Hao's eyes fell on the alarm clock on the wall. There were still 5 minutes left before the nine o'clock work start time. He thought for a while and put his employment documents on the coffee table next to him. He stood there meticulously and behaved at all. Not urgent.

Generally, people in this kind of cold department have a weird temperament and like to show off to newcomers. How could Su Hao, who has been born in two lifetimes, not understand this principle?

Today others can bully him, and tomorrow he can bully Li Guoqiang. It's best to keep this guy out.

Although he cannot solve the problem, he can solve the person who caused the problem.

In short, a dead fellow Daoist will never die a poor Daoist.

Su Hao's calm and composed appearance made the man with glasses in front of the building blocks raise his head and look at him twice.

His eyes first fell on Su Hao's police uniform epaulette, which was empty except for a series of five-digit numbers, and he immediately identified Su Hao's identity.

Either they are regular police officers who have been transferred from other departments to sit on the bench after causing trouble, or they are trainee police officers who have just graduated from the police academy and been assigned to practice.

If it's the former, it's easier to understand.

Regular police officers being transferred to the Miscellaneous Affairs Division are standard decentralized and refrigerated police officers. If they can't find connections to be transferred back in the next six months, their careers will be almost ruined.

If you are really just messing around in the miscellaneous department, you are making a big mistake.

Their Miscellaneous Affairs Department specializes in handling various supernatural incidents on Hong Kong Island. Whether you can stay here depends on your ability to 'make peace with' or 'justify yourself'.

If you don't have these two things, then your horoscope must be strong enough.

If your horoscope is not strong enough, I'm sorry, but you may not be able to stay in the miscellaneous department for long.

Chapter 2 Swimming Pool Case

The bespectacled man withdrew his eyes from Su Hao's epaulettes and quickly glanced at his upright figure and meticulous stance. He had already placed the label of 'dumb-headed rookie police officer' on Su Hao's head.

As for why he was not a trainee police officer assigned just after graduating from the police academy?

Is anyone so stupid?

Will you take the initiative to choose an internship in the miscellaneous department?

Just when the bespectacled man was silently sizing up Su Hao, a landline phone on the desk in the corner suddenly rang. He quickly slid his wheelchair to pick up the phone. After a moment, he skillfully held the phone with his shoulder and put a pen on the note paper on the desk. I brushed up and wrote down a line of words.

Then he hung up the phone, slid the wheelchair in front of Su Hao, and stood up directly, "This is for you. Someone called the police at the swimming pool and said something dirty was found inside. You go over and take a look. I wrote the address on it. "

Su Hao took the note and looked at the other person's legs as he stood up. The man with glasses glared back at him coldly, "What you see may not be true. Who said that people in wheelchairs must be disabled?" ?”

Su Hao smiled faintly, "I just think this wheelchair is a bit unique."

Unexpectedly, he received a call from the police on his first day at work, and he went to the police alone.

swimming pool?

If what he expected was correct, there was a little girl who drowned, and her soul was left alone in the swimming pool. It was neither an unjust death nor a homicide. She was a weak ghost that he could deal with alone at this stage, and he happened to be captured by the soul bead. absorb.

If it was a person who had a lot of resentment and died unjustly, he would have to reconsider.

Moreover, Huang Yaozu from their department would also be waiting for him in the swimming pool to escort the newcomer on his first mission, so strictly speaking, he was not alone on the mission.

In addition to gaining some experience for the Soul Orb, Su Hao also wanted to get closer to Huang Yaozu through this mission and see if he could persuade him to refuse to accept people transferred from other departments.

Their miscellaneous affairs department is not a trash can, so they can't want everyone, right?

Although this is difficult, you have to give it a try.

"Here are the car keys."

"After each police dispatch, the headquarters' logistics department will call back to visit the person who called the police. So even if you can't solve the problem at once, it's best not to let them find fault and be careful of being complained."

Perhaps Su Hao had a good first impression on him, so the man with glasses gave him a few extra words of caution for the first time, and then handed him a bunch of keys.

Su Hao saw a parked police car in the shack when he came in. It was an eighth-generation Honda Civic.

After opening the car door, I found that the stuff inside was still new.

After a while, Su Hao drove a police car out of the Miscellaneous Affairs Department office building.

Hong Kong Island has a total of eighteen administrative districts.

They are X Hong Kong Island: Central and Western District, Eastern District, Southern District, and Wan Chai District.

Kowloon Peninsula: Kowloon City District, Kwun Tong District, Sham Shui Po District, Wong Tai Sin District, Yau Tsim Mong District.

New Territories: Islands District, Kwai Tsing District, North District, Sai Kung District, Sha Tin District, Tai Po District, Tsuen Wan District, Tuen Mun District, Yuen Long District.

The difference between the three regions can be simply understood as X Hong Kong Island is the city center and the most prosperous shopping mall;

The Kowloon Peninsula is the area with the highest population density. To put it more specifically, the Kowloon area accounts for about 4% of Hong Kong and has 30.2% of Hong Kong’s population. When the population density is at its highest, there are almost two people per square meter.

The New Territories can be described as a wasteland, with green mountains and green waters uninhabited.

Of course, in the eyes of people on Hong Kong Island and the Kowloon Peninsula, the New Territories are considered the standard 'countryside'.

In fact, Hong Kong Island is not short of land at all, but for some reasons, the idle land has not been developed.

To add, the land area of ​​the New Territories accounts for about 90% of Hong Kong.