I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

Johnston decided to continue watching the other party's performance.

A mole's lie frightened the other person to death, and the female staff member quickly knelt down in front of him.

Underneath this OL work uniform is a hip-hugging skirt, and underneath is a pair of black stockings. With the theme of a plump female employee, she is in her 30s, the right age for her to bloom.

Don't mention how much you enjoy a mole at this time.

"Don't panic. I'm in a good mood today. I happen to be waiting for someone here. I have a little time to help you read your palms and feel your bones. In the past, the people who came to me were all rich people. The charge for an hour is tens of thousands. You You will never come into contact with high-end people like me in this life.”

"You're lucky today."

A mole spoke words of comfort, and at the same time raised his own worth a lot. Then he handed the cigar in his right hand to his left hand, reached out and pinched the other person's left hand politely, pulled it over and put it on his knees.

Then he pretended to look and touch at the same time, making the female staff member blush all over.

After admiring the other person's small hands, a mole's gaze fell on the other person's rather dignified face, "Come closer, close your eyes, and let me feel your bones."

Seeing that the female staff member was already in the bag, Yi Yao put his cigar on the ashtray, stretched out his hand to roll up his sleeves, and placed his hands on the other person's face. He kneaded and found that his hands were full of flour, and he couldn't help but frown.

"How thick is the powder?"

A mole began to murmur in his heart, with a look of disgust in the corner of his eyes, "You are still a young girl."

"Master, how do I look? Can the relationship between me and my husband be relieved?"

At this moment, the female staff member with her eyes closed reminded her.

A mole's gaze went all the way down from the other person's face. The rouge and powder on this face was too heavy, so I couldn't touch it. You could change the spot.

To be honest, those who can work as front desks in chain hotels must at least have good looks and score above [-] or [-]. Just such a mole will not cause the idea of ​​teasing the other person to take advantage. The wonderful thing about this female employee is that she has a smell all over her body. Mature women exude amorous feelings from the inside out.

There is a hint of coquettishness in the dignity.

When looking at people, their eyes are sparkling and their brows are tender. At first glance, they look like they are easy to get started with.

I am used to eating big fish and meat, so I am also very appetizing of country side dishes.

When a mole was about to change its position and continue touching the bone, a cough suddenly came from the side, and Johnston couldn't help it.

Although it is around 11 o'clock at night and there is almost no one in the hotel lobby, it is still a lobby and a public place.

It was really embarrassing for a mole to act so unscrupulously.

A mole came here looking for him.

"I dare to ask this master, in physiognomy, the face is compared to five mountains. The so-called 'Five Mountains Returning' means that the nose is the middle mountain Songshan, the forehead is the south mountain Hengshan, the chin is the north mountain Hengshan, and the left forehead is the Dongyue Mount Tai. The right forehead is Huashan Mountain. The nose is the highest point of the face, so it is the main point of the five mountains. The other four mountains (forehead, chin, and cheekbones on both sides) are responsible for guarding the nose. Therefore, a good face must have a good nose. "

"There is also a saying that the human nose is a symbol of the face and is a place of earth. The stove of the human nose is the hole through which wealth comes in and out. That is, 'there is wealth only when there is earth'. Therefore, look at the nose first when looking at faces. It is known as 'asking for wealth in the nose' argument."

"A person's 'Wealth Palace' consists of four parts: the bridge of the nose (the ability to make money), the nose (the amount of money), the wings of the nose (the technique of managing money) and the nostrils (the attitude towards consumption). At the same time, the nose also represents a person's enterprising spirit. heart, ambition, willpower, resistance and love outlook, etc.”

"The reason why the nose is important is because it represents a person's self, which not only represents the body's resistance in terms of health, but also a woman's nose can tell the quality of a man, and a man can also get a glimpse of his career from his nose. Achievement."

Johnston's words were like a barrage of cannonballs, making the two of them burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

The female clerk who was squatting with her eyes closed saw someone coming. She immediately stood up and straightened her dress, with the attitude of being a good family member, while the mole showed that she was a little angry.

He looked at Johnston angrily, with a face full of complaints, blaming the other person for ruining his good deeds.

"Zhuangzi, what exactly do you want to say?"

Johnston put a lot of things in his hand on the floor tiles at the door, spread his hands and said: "I mean, the bridge of the nose is so important in physiognomy. If you read people's faces, why don't you look at the bridge of the nose? Do you not understand physiognomy at all?" , are you just using your words to deceive people?"

A mole opened his mouth to retort, "My hourly consultation fee is tens of thousands..."

Johnston exposed it, "If I remember correctly, your charge is 3 an hour."

"Okay, my one-hour consultation fee is 3 Hong Kong dollars, and I am also a well-known Feng Shui master on Hong Kong Island. I will deceive a lower-class female employee? What am I trying to do?"

"Picture what?"

Johnston chuckled and his eyes fell on the female staff member in front of him. Of course, she was trying to get her body.

He couldn't say this directly, after all, a mole was also someone he indirectly invited.

"Madam, if you want to find a solution or a way to ease the relationship because of the recent discord between your husband and wife, I will give you an idea, free of charge."

The female staff member looked at Johnston with a complicated expression, her eyes showing both a hint of relief and a hint of resentment.

Only then did Johnston realize that the other person's eyes were flickering. He was obviously looking directly at him, but there was an illusion that he was ogling him.

"My husband and I do have some differences and conflicts recently, so please tell us how to alleviate them."

Johnston said, "Just go to your manager and ask him to move you to the day shift."

"But what if our manager doesn't agree?"

Johnston pointed to the guy on the ground who had purchased something by himself, and suggested: "Use a cart to bring these things to me in room 915. We will do an exorcism in room 916 later. Please lend a hand and help me. During the day, I will If you put in a nice word for you in front of your manager, he should agree to your shift change."

The female staff member looked at Johnston thoughtfully, lowered her head and replied with no expression, "Okay then."

Just as she was walking straight towards Johnston, her feet suddenly trembled and she almost tripped to the ground. She put her hands around Johnston's waist and apologized repeatedly, "I'm sorry, I was squatting for too long just now." , my legs are a little numb."

Johnston was unmoved. He helped her up and licked her lips at a mole, "Since we are all here, let's go up together."

A mole accompanied Johnston into the elevator angrily.

There were no outsiders in the elevator, and a mole complained with jealousy: "The female employee fell down in front of you on purpose just now. She must have taken a liking to you. I bet that if you ask for your phone number, she will definitely give it to you." "

"If you find a time to invite her out for a cup of coffee, and then ask her to rest in a hotel room under some pretext, she will most likely not refuse."

"Originally, this opportunity belonged to me."

A mole's tone was full of resentment.

He was also a well-dressed upper class person, but Johnston was much more handsome than him.

Johnston said calmly: "I'm not interested."

A mole couldn't help but look up at him and asked, "What do you eat for breakfast at home every day?"

Johnston just felt confused, "Toast, milk, fried eggs, what's wrong?"

"How long have you eaten?"

"I've been like this almost 29 days a month for many years. What's the problem?"

A mole couldn't help but beat his chest and lectured: "Don't you want to try the steaming pan-fried buns that have just come out of the street food stalls?"

"What does this have to do with your shameless hooking up with another married woman just now?"

A mole looked at the top of the elevator and was a little discouraged, "We are not the same people at all. I not only like to eat toast and fried eggs, but I also like to eat soup noodles, fried buns, dumplings and chaos, as well as beef strips and meat buns. , it’s best to change the flavor every few days.”

"Also, it's not that I'm seducing her, but she's seducing me. Do you think she doesn't know that I don't know how to read?"

This time it was Johnston's turn to be confused, "She knew you were a liar, why didn't she expose you?"

"It's because she also has needs. I judged that her marital discord is probably true. Which married woman with a harmonious family would work the night shift in a hotel? Otherwise, when she sees me, she will continue to discharge her emotions intentionally or unintentionally? Or maybe it's because I am a rich man and others want to take advantage of me.”

Johnston burst out laughing, "Are you complaining that I'm pregnant with you? Then why didn't the other person fall on you just now?"

This time, it directly hit the soft spot of a mole.

In terms of appearance, facial features, and body and temperament, he is indeed far worse than Johnston.

Men love beautiful women, and girls love handsome men. This is an eternal truth, and he loses on this point because of his mole.

When the other party finds that there is a better partner to choose from, a mole becomes Mrs. Niu in the other party's eyes.

Really more popular than dead people.

Chapter 146 He is the master, and I am the clown?

The elevator continued to rise.

It stopped on the ninth floor with a ding-dong sound.

A mole walked out from the front with squinting eyes and stood at the entrance of the corridor on the ninth floor. He glanced at the layout of the corridor and his eyes twitched involuntarily.

"This is a standard puzzle. No wonder there are weird things happening on the ninth floor."

Johnston asked, "Why do you say that?"

In terms of physiognomy, even if Johnston had learned a little bit from a charlatan, it was enough to knock out a mole, but in terms of Feng Shui, the other party was considered an expert in this art.

A mole took out a new cigar from his arms and lit it. He stretched out his hand to shake his sleeves and pointed to the front: "This corridor is as straight as a line. It was no problem originally, but look at the elevator entrance and the end of the corridor. The exit of the safe passage is like two handles welded to the corridor."

After being reminded by a mole, Johnston noticed the layout of the ninth floor... It is actually very common, at least on Hong Kong Island.

Most of the low-rent houses in Tongzilou have this kind of structure. The houses are built in a 'back' shape because they save space.

The corridor is as straight as a 'one', and the entrance to the elevator is a corner, and the safety passage at the bottom of the corridor is another corner. What's even weirder is that the two corners of the entrance and exit are facing each other, both facing north.

To describe it more specifically, it means that the word "口" was cut in half with a knife.

"The air intake is at this end, like the elevator entrance, and the air outlet is at the other end, like the exit of a safety passage. Because of this trapped building structure, the air circulation is not smooth, causing the stale air to circulate in the two rooms at the bottom of the corridor. There are people circling around the door, and if people live in this end room for a long time, they will become depressed, depressed, and easily unable to think about things."

A mole squinted and took a puff of his cigar, "Let me ask you, are the rooms with the problem the two at the bottom?"

Johnston couldn't help but admire the Feng Shui master next to him. Although he was romantic and greedy for money, he was still very visionary in the art.

It was rare that this person came to the door without charging a consultation fee. It was said that he wanted to come and witness the exorcism scene with his own eyes. With such a good opportunity, Johnston was of course eager to seek talents and work tirelessly, never letting go of any opportunity to seek knowledge.

"The room in question is indeed 916, a tail room at the bottom of the corridor. However, this hotel has three floors. The seventh and eighth floors have the same layout. Why did something happen to the tail room on the ninth floor?"

A mole said disdainfully: "Taoism emphasizes the return of nine and nine to one. In Confucianism, there is also a saying that the number nine is the highest. Nine is the largest singular number. Even if something happens to a resident on the seventh or eighth floor, in the end he will The ghost will also climb to the ninth floor. Have you ever read the book?"

"It's terrible to have no culture."

Johnston had just learned a lesson in physiognomy about a mole, but now he was still a little unconvinced, so he used an excuse to belittle the other person.

Johnston did not mind the small gains and losses in this regard, and retorted: "The poor exhaust building layout you mentioned was useful in the old society, because there were no air conditioners installed at that time, and the air flow in the corridor was very poor, but now everyone Every room has air conditioning, so your suggestion that the stale air in the corridor accumulates in the back room may not be feasible."

A mole argued: "The emergence of air conditioners has indeed increased the emission and circulation of stale air in the corridors and rooms, but this is a hotel. Can you guarantee that the air conditioners in each room are turned on 24 hours a day?"

"Also, don't think that this Feng Shui knowledge is outdated. Even though the air circulation will be slightly enhanced after installing an air conditioner, the wind generated by the air conditioner is negligible compared with the natural wind."

"Human beings are as small as dust in the face of the power of nature."

"The prerequisite for respecting science is respecting nature, do you understand?"

The two of them were walking and chatting, and unknowingly came to the door of Room 915. Only then did a mole remember the theme of today's visit, "Will you perform an exorcism on the spot?"

When it comes to exorcisms, Johnston is a layman.

He touched his nose and said with some anxiety: "Yes and no, I will indeed do it myself in a while, but it is also my first time to try it, and I am not sure, but there are experts on the side to help me."

A mole suddenly became interested, "Do you still know the master of exorcism? Where is the master?"

Johnston knocked on the door, and Huang Huotu opened the door.

Johnston led a mole into the room, pointed at Su Hao who was sleeping on the bed and said, "You know this master, he is the one lying on the bed."

A mole curled his lips, his face full of disbelief, "Just him?"

He had contact with Su Hao twice.

The first time was at the embankment of the lakeside community. Su Hao appeared as a police officer from the miscellaneous affairs department.

The two didn't communicate much.

The second time was in Yuanjia Village. Under his guidance, Su Hao used the villagers to dig up the roots of a 200-year-old willow tree. After some bad luck, the two temporarily collaborated and negotiated a win-win deal.

That time, Su Hao gave him the feeling that although he was young, he was extremely difficult to deal with, hard to fool, and very shrewd.

Coupled with Su Hao's young and handsome facial features, subconsciously people would not associate him with an expert who can exorcise demons.

I just think this young man has great potential.

And very courageous.

Because Su Hao's status as a police officer in the miscellaneous affairs department might help his career in the future, this was the second time he actively cooperated with Yuanjia Village.

Normally, a mole would not pay attention to a small police officer.

Su Hao opened his eyes on the bed. He first looked at the time on his phone. It was still half an hour before 12 am.

Su Hao put his hands on the bed and jumped neatly to the ground. He said hello with a half-smile, "This Feng Shui master, we meet again."

A mole suddenly shouted dissatisfied: "Will you two perform an exorcism on the spot?"

Su Hao pointed at Johnston, "It's him, but if something goes wrong, I will take action to cover it up."

A mole curled his lips in disdain again and took out a yellow talisman from his arms, "You two are really ignorant and fearless. How can the ghost be so easy to deal with?"

"I have a yellow talisman here that I asked for from a Taoist temple. If you are unsure, I can transfer this yellow talisman to you for only 10 Hong Kong dollars. It can greatly increase the success rate of exorcism. Otherwise, if it fails, Being haunted by ghosts, ranging from light to serious... what about it, do you want to buy it or not?"