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At this moment, the other party's cell phone rang suddenly, and a familiar young female voice came from the phone, "Sister, where are you now? Are you with my brother-in-law?"

Cheng Jiahui's face panicked. She pushed Su Hao away a few steps and broke away from the other's arms. She covered her phone with one hand and put it to her mouth to deny, "You're talking nonsense."

"Why am I talking nonsense? Have you forgotten that we had telepathy when we were children? Every time you and your brother-in-law are intimate together, I will feel dry in the mouth. I just drank several glasses of cold water in a row. You guys Don’t risk your life, it’s still broad daylight.”

"It can't be in a hotel, right? It's really embarrassing for you couple. Okay, okay, I won't be the light bulb. I'm planning to go on a trip these two days to relax. You can take your brother-in-law home and make sure no one disturbs you at night. you."

My younger sister, Cheng Jiamei, giggled wildly on the phone.

It seems that this girl is really an optimist and has moved on from the last kidnapping incident.

Cheng Jiahui glanced at Su Hao awkwardly, then took the phone and walked to a place more than ten meters away, obviously worried that Su Hao would hear the conversation between the two.

She hasn't even told her sister about her breakup with Dali.

Su Hao took the initiative to withdraw his sensitive hearing nerve and let the sisters chat about their daily life.

He walked aside and murmured: "Telepathy?"

"It seems that the plot of "Evil Killing" is about to start."

The so-called telepathy generally exists among twins and can also occur between lovers, but the probability is extremely low.

Explained in a scientific way, telepathy is a type of superpower claimed by mystics. It is also called intuition, premonition, sixth sense, etc. It refers to the communication between two people without the use of vision, hearing, smell, taste, etc. The five traditional senses of touch are used, and the "sixth sense" is used to convey information about thinking and feeling.

Modern science has completely denied the existence of telepathy, considering it a pseudoscience and superstition.

But this is a parallel world.

Therefore, it is normal for things that do not exist in science to appear here.

In "The Deer and the Cauldron", Wei Xiaobao met a pair of telepathic twins, and the fun was endless.

The two sisters Cheng Jiahui and Cheng Jiamei are not twins at all, they are just half-sisters. If we use scientific methods to explain it, it cannot be explained.

Su Hao quickly shook his head. Cheng Jiamei said that the two sisters had telepathy, so that means they did, and he would not worry about whether this was reasonable.

The key question now is whether Su Hao should give a warning, because he is familiar with the plot and knows that Cheng Jiamei will encounter some trouble after traveling away from home this time.

Kidnapped by a pervert again.

After finally waiting for Cheng Jiahui to finish the call, Su Hao asked in a subtle way: "Is she your sister?"

Cheng Jiahui smoothed her hair slightly awkwardly, "Yes, she suffered a fright a few days ago, and this time she discussed with me on the phone about traveling to the New Territories."

Su Hao thought for a moment and said, "I'll go to your house for dinner tonight."

Cheng Jiahui's face clearly showed a hint of embarrassment, "How about a few days later?"

Su Hao shook his head, "Tonight, I have also met your sister. I will leave after dinner, so it won't affect you."

Cheng Jiahui nodded reluctantly.

At the same time, there was a hint of disappointment.

Last time at the cafe, the two sisters invited Su Hao to dinner and wanted to express their gratitude in person. However, when Cheng Jiahui went to the bathroom, her sister Cheng Jiamei had a falling out with Su Hao.

Although the process was unknown, Cheng Jiahui had previously had the idea of ​​introducing her sister to Su Hao as his girlfriend. Now, she had stolen her sister's boyfriend. The psychological gap and guilt made her slightly conflicted and embarrassed, so she had been avoiding letting Su Hao do it. Su Hao and Cheng Jiamei meet.

How could Su Hao know this? He was just doing his best to ensure peace of mind and wanted to remind Cheng Jiamei during dinner in the evening. He didn't care whether the other party would listen or not. He was not the one seeking death anyway.

If he doesn't even give a warning, that's his problem.

In order to ease the embarrassment at the scene, Su Hao mentioned something without thinking, "I just heard your sister say on the phone that she was a little dry, and she also said that she and you have telepathy. Isn't this right?" Doesn’t it mean that she will know what happens between us?"

"what……"

Cheng Jiahui first opened her mouth to explain or refute, but didn't know what to say. Then there was a complex expression mixed with surprise and shyness, and then she was completely confused in the wind.

"I'll go to the bathroom."

She simply threw these words away and became a deserter.

Su Hao stayed where he was and laughed. Although Cheng Jiahui was a few years older than him, her emotional experience was very simple. How could she compare to Su Hao in two lifetimes?

It turns out that teasing Sister Yu is actually quite fun.

Su Hao stayed where he was and smoked a cigarette. He found that Cheng Jiahui still hadn't come out of the public restroom in the community, and Axi and the real estate agent were nowhere to be found. Thinking that it was already afternoon, he was a little hungry, so he went about his own business. Come to the supermarket at the entrance of the community to buy some food.

When he was about to pay and come out of the supermarket, he happened to see Axi and a man wearing a white shirt and trousers walking through the door. The two were chatting and did not notice Su Hao in the supermarket at all.

Su Hao discovered them immediately through a layer of transparent glass.

Then he deliberately followed the two of them silently.

"Is your boss really possessed by evil spirits?"

"Why did I lie to you? After my boss returned from this apartment, he slept for 20 hours every day at home and lost more than ten pounds. A grown man likes to wear red underwear and use women's rouge powder to wear it. The bracelets used by women, especially the way he combed his hair in front of the mirror, with orchid fingers raised and meticulous... It gave us goosebumps, and he must be possessed by the female ghost inside."

"That has nothing to do with our agency, right? Your boss was brought here by Manager Zhang Wuwa. He said he is a special talent because of his good fortune. You also have a private verbal agreement. You will get 1000 yuan for sleeping in a haunted house. This money It is paid directly by our company headquarters, no default, no arrears, besides, who knows whether what you said is true or false?"

This is typical of not being prepared to admit one's fault.

Axi said directly, "My boss said that the dirty things in your room are actually still in it, so you just have to deal with it. This time, the expert I invited cured my boss in less than half an hour." Yes, I finally tried my best to invite him over. I just wanted to send him away for ten thousand dollars. How is that possible? Are you a white radish when you think of an exorcism master? "

The staff member in the white shirt said: "This [-] yuan remuneration is a fund specially applied for by me and our leaders. There are many scammers out there now. Who knows whether what you say is true or false? In short, you can take this money if you like, and forget it if you don't." , How much commission does our real estate agency take in total? At worst, we won’t rent it after the contract is over, and let the landlord solve the troubles on his own."

The two were arguing while talking, and it was obvious that they had not reached an agreement.

Su Hao followed them for more than ten meters, deliberately waiting for them to enter the community gate before following them in, and then turned back to the parking lot from the other side.

Although the remuneration of [-] yuan is not much and does not match the current value of the exorcist masters on the market (except Huang Yongfa, he is a different kind), but for Su Hao, this remuneration of [-] yuan is earned by the way, and he did not originally intend to earn it. This money.

At this moment, hearing the profiteer's face vowing not to give in, aroused Su Hao's rebellious mentality.

"You want the landlord to share the cost of the exorcism, right?"

"Then it won't be a matter of ten thousand."

Su Hao felt no psychological burden at all to plunder the wool of capitalists and slaughter the money of evil-minded murderers and homeowners.

If this is the plot that appears in "Ghost Files", then the ghost that appears in this haunted apartment is actually the deceased, the landlord's former mistress, lover, and secretary.

As for the owner of this apartment, he was both the deceased's former boss and the murderer.

Su Hao was not very sure at the moment, because he had seen the external environment of this community in the "Spirit Detection Files", and he was only somewhat familiar with it.

We can’t finalize it until we get to the apartment.

So at this moment, Su Hao could only wait and see what happens.

When he returned to the parking lot, he found three people at the scene waiting for him.

Asi brought the manager of the real estate agency to Su Hao, "Brother Hao, this is the manager of the real estate agency in charge of renting out this apartment. He only agreed to give us 1 yuan in labor fees and told us to solve the trouble inside once and for all. .”

"This is the exorcist master I brought here."

Su Hao's eyes slightly met the manager in front of him, and he saw obvious contempt and distrust in his eyes.

Without him, Su Hao is too young.

Moreover, the casual attire is very inconsistent with the mysterious feeling given by the exorcist master.

No wonder people judge people by their appearance.

Another reason is that there are too many scammers in the exorcism field in the market today, which makes the image of the entire industry a mixed bag.

"Are you the exorcist master he mentioned? I suspect that the reward of [-] yuan is too much. Let me say it first. Originally, we didn't have to pay this money, but your friend has repeatedly assured us that there is dirt in it, saying that you can I promise a reward of [-] yuan only after the dirty things inside are sorted out. If the things inside are not sorted out, I will not pay the bill."

This guy was very aggressive and pointed at Su Hao with his finger.

The latter had already known the outcome of Assi's negotiation in advance, and he didn't show much anger on his face. He just opened his mouth and said: "You are the manager of Ping An Real Estate Agency Branch. I can tell at a glance that your career is over. In this life, I'm afraid I can only be a branch manager, fighting for small profits and losing big gifts, which is doomed to have no future, and my vision is not good."

The real estate agent was so angry at Su Hao's casual remarks that he turned around and wanted to leave.

Su Hao crossed his arms from behind and mocked: "Have you ever thought about it? If something happens to the tenant who rents it, your real estate agency will not be able to escape the relationship. Also, you are knowingly knowing that this apartment is not clean. If you still choose to rent it out under such circumstances, I will not talk about professional ethics. This joint and several liability is not small."

The real estate manager who was about to leave in an angry manner turned back and said coldly, "Follow me."

The group followed each other toward the apartment building.

Axi repeatedly made apologetic gestures to Su Hao from behind, but the latter just smiled and said it was okay, and then gave the cola snacks he bought to Axi and Cheng Jiahui, which was considered a simple snack.

For general house rentals, landlords will choose to hand over the house to a real estate agent for management. They will sign a contract with the real estate agent in advance and agree on an approximate market price for external rentals. After the tenants rent, they will choose to sign a contract with the real estate agent.

The monthly rent is paid to the real estate agent, who then retains part of the money and transfers the rest to the landlord.

This kind of agency leasing contract usually starts with one year and can last three to five years. Because the rent is subject to market conditions, the contract will not change easily.

The real estate agent's commission comes from the tenant's rent, which is generally 10% to 15% of the rent.

If it is such an unclean house, the real estate agent’s commission will be even higher.

The advantage is that the landlord only collects the money, saving a lot of trouble. If the tenant encounters some trivial matters after moving in, he can go to the real estate agent to handle it. For example, if the faucet at home is broken, you go to the real estate agent, and the latter may resist you. Find a real estate agent and property maintenance personnel will be here right away.

This is the benefit of local snakes.

In the contractual relationship between the three parties, if the landlord intentionally conceals the fact that a life occurred in the house, the final loss will be to the other two parties. If the landlord does not conceal it, the real estate agent will definitely bargain hard before taking over the business. In the end, the only loser is the tenant.

It’s not like the real estate agent did nothing.

For example, they were worried that the house might have hidden dangers, so they hired special people (such as flies) to sleep in the house before the tenants moved in. They were the so-called haunted house sleep testers.

If this haunted apartment is the one that appeared in "The Ghost Files", Su Hao guessed that the landlord murdered the mistress and hid the body in the room, and would definitely not inform the real estate agent when negotiating the contract.

The reason why the other party hired Wu Ying to serve as a sleep tester in the haunted house was probably because they had received many complaints and reactions from tenants in the past.

Having a dream in a tenant's dream is a nightmare at best, but it's weird to have the same nightmare every night.

If the troubles in this apartment can be solved at a small cost, the real estate agent will definitely be willing. It is estimated that the contract they took over this apartment from the landlord was very favorable.

Soon several people arrived at the private apartment on the third floor.

The property manager first called the tenant to give him a heads-up. The other person was not off work yet. The two of them chatted on the phone for a while. Su Hao vaguely heard the tenant saying something like "I'll take leave right now and rush back."

The property manager then opened the apartment door with a key.

A group of people filed in.

Su Hao glanced at the living room of the apartment. The apartment was obviously well-decorated. All the appliances, furniture and sofas were brand new. The floor was made of white wood. The whole environment had a sophisticated petty bourgeoisie style and was obviously more feminine.

The area is about seventy or eighty square meters.

If such an apartment was located in the crowded Kowloon Peninsula, the monthly rent would be at least [-].

In a rural town like Dapu in the New Territories, four or five thousand people cannot escape. Regardless of the environment, area and layout, it completely kills the low-rent house Su Hao previously rented.

Low-rent housing is cheap because of government subsidies.

The apartment is a commercial property and does not receive any subsidies.

A Xi and Cheng Jiahui were also here for the first time. They were immediately attracted by the fine decoration in the house and began to visit the bedrooms and balconies. Su Hao went to the bathroom alone. The bathroom inside was about ten square meters in size and seemed Very upscale and elegant.

Entering the bathroom, Su Hao's eyes first fell on the innermost bathtub.

His eyes were fixed, and he was sure that this was the haunted apartment that appeared in "The Ghost Files".

If what he expected was correct, there was a female corpse sealed in the stone wall under the bathtub, which had rotted into a skeleton.

Who could have imagined that when they took a happy bath and bubbles in the bathtub above, there would be a corpse lying below less than 20 centimeters away from their bodies, watching them.

It’s also thanks to the fact that this female corpse was a weak woman in life, and she was not evil in nature. She was probably poisoned in her sleep and died suddenly. She didn’t have much resentment, so she thought of using this method of entrusting dreams in dreams. Avenge yourself.

Most of the ghosts like this belong to the earth-bound spirits and cannot easily leave far away from their own remains.

The supernatural power is also very weak, and he can only use dreams to avenge himself.

"How's it going? I think this apartment is very good. You don't know how popular this apartment is in the market. As long as our company lists it online, our branch will receive several requests for rent every day. Telephone."

The real estate manager saw Su Hao standing at the bathroom door speechless for a long time, so he deliberately tried to stimulate him with words.

Just now, Su Hao said that he could only be a branch manager in this life, which severely hit his inner self-esteem.

Su Hao turned around, looked at him like a clown, and said decisively: "The exorcism fee is 10 Hong Kong dollars. If it's less than this price, I will turn around and leave. The dirty things inside are in the bathroom."

"what?"

The group of people all marveled.

Axi didn't understand why Su Hao opened his mouth.

The real estate manager jumped up even more angrily and spat: "10 Hong Kong dollars? Why don't you go and grab it? Our real estate agency can only offer 1 Hong Kong dollars at most. If we can't reach an agreement, we have no choice but to leave. Anyway, this apartment already has We have tenants moving in.”

Su Hao said lightly: "You said that as long as this apartment is open, it will receive several house inspection calls every day. Then let me ask you again, are all the tenants who live in it not able to stay long? And the three Is Tianliang causing trouble for you?"

"They said there is a ghost in this room and they want to check out. If you weren't suspicious, why would you let my friend come inside to celebrate?"

"I would like to advise you that you'd better call the owner of this apartment now and tell him that I can completely solve the dirty things in this house, but the price is [-], and you ask him if he can pay it out."