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Where is the other wolf?

Ma Sanye whispered next to the young master of the Hu family for a moment, and the latter's expression became cautious. He stood there and raised his hands, shouting: "Listen to my command and prepare to shoot. Everyone else should move aside and prepare." Prepare to shoot."

Except for the fifteen soldiers in front, the soldiers behind them all stepped back about ten meters and formed a fan shape, all holding their guns, acting as the second formation.

If the wolf is lucky enough to survive and forcefully break out from the gate, it will still be greeted by a shuttle.

It would not be too much to say that the situation at this time was like a dragnet. Not to mention a wolf, even a tiger would have to burp.

What did Mr. Ma say to the young master of the Hu family just now?

He said, "There are two wolves inside. You can't see the other one. Leave it alone. Leave it to me to deal with. You are responsible for hunting the visible wolf."

After the order was given, the wolf hunting operation officially began.

Three rows of orderly gunshots rang out from the door of the Dog King Temple.

Normally, with such a big movement, the wolf inside would have already rioted, but the strange thing is that it lay quietly under the altar table the whole time, but its eyes looking at the door were full of ridicule, but there was no panic. .

bang bang bang...

After a burst of smoke, there was another whisper at the door of the hall.

"It hit, it hit, I clearly hit it just now."

"Mine was also hit, but it's strange. Why is the wolf not fine at all?"

The distance from the gate to the altar table was only about ten meters, and the opponent was motionless. Such a target was not difficult to deal with. The only thing to do was to overcome a little fear in his heart.

Almost half of the fifteen guns fired in the first round hit the prey.

A hint of joy flashed across everyone's faces, feeling that today's mission was almost completed here, and it was not as difficult as imagined.

Only Mr. Ma's face remained cautious.

"Is this...an illusion?"

"No, the wolf is coming out."

When everyone was shooting just now, Mr. Ma specially found a stone to place under his feet and looked from behind.

The moment the bullet was fired, it was like a pebble falling into a pool. There was a slight ripple in the surrounding air, which quickly returned to its original state.

At this time, everything in the hall of the Dog King Temple was like a mirror. After three rounds of gunfire, the mirror returned to its original state. The wolf was still lying under the altar table motionless, but the sarcasm at the corner of his mouth became stronger.

clap la la...

The hearts of the soldiers gathered in the first row at the entrance of the hall suddenly exploded.

This was the first time they had encountered such a strange scene since they joined the army. A gap was immediately exposed in the neat lineup. Ma Sanye's reminder was already too late. A huge wild wolf appeared in front of them out of thin air, leaping directly with his body. Knocked out.

The earth net set up at the gate in advance played some role.

The wild wolf used its powerful force and impact to break out of the earth net along with it. The wolf and the net were entangled together and rolled outside the gate.

The first round of fifteen soldiers at the gate were instantly dispersed.

When the spearmen encountered melee combat and the melee combatants had broken through to them, the situation became uncontrollable.

Fortunately, there is a second formation ten meters away.

clap clap clap...

These soldiers were already frightened by the ferocious side of the wolf that was close at hand. They fired directly without waiting for orders. Many of the shots in this round hit the target. After the wolf broke away from the net, it stayed in place and roared. A few drops of blood and a handful of wolf hair were left at the scene. The wild wolf found a direction and broke out into the night.

Two soldiers happened to be right in front of it, and they were scratched and bitten by it. One was slightly injured, and the other was directly disemboweled and his intestines spilled out.

The formation at the scene was completely chaotic.

As the on-site commander, the calm side of the young master of the Hu family was exposed. The weirder, more mysterious, more powerful, and more ferocious the wild wolf became, the more convinced he was that he was the murderer of his father.

The murderer of my father is in front of me, how can I let him go?

What's more, the other party was already injured.

"Chase."

He waved his hand, and the injured soldier was immediately carried down. They had already prepared two wolf dogs. They immediately divided into two teams of 24 soldiers, led by an adjutant. Under the light of the moonlight and torches, The light chased from behind.

The wild wolf was injured and could not run far with a hound following behind it.

Today, they deserve their meritorious service.

The young master of the Hu family just said that the person who finally killed the wild wolf would get a promotion and a salary increase.

After all this busy work, there were still more than ten soldiers left at the door of the Dog King Temple.

The young master of the Hu family and the third master Ma looked at each other, and the latter said: "There is still a wolf left here, but you can't deal with it, so let me try."

At some point, another fox figure appeared on Mr. Ma’s shoulders.

This fox was smaller than the previous one, but had more white hair on its forehead. Two foxes stood on his shoulders, one on the left and one on the right. Ma Sanye entered the hall cautiously under the gaze of everyone.

He finally stood four or five meters in front of the altar table, looked at the pair of statues on the altar table, and shouted inexplicably: "I guess you are not a wolf, but a wolf, right?"

"Take people's money and eliminate disasters for them. I'm from the Ma family in the Northeast. I'm here to meet Mr. Nong today."

"This world is not your place."

As soon as Ma Sanye finished speaking, a black mist emerged from the statue on the altar table, and gradually formed a four-legged animal that looked like a wolf but not a wolf. Its pair of forelimbs were very short, like a deformed child, and a pair of hind legs The legs are very long and slender, standing on the ground like a kangaroo on its hind legs.

The hair on his forehead has turned pale.

A pair of eyes filled with deep cunning and worldly sophistication that can see through everything.

It said: "I didn't expect it to be two foxes that were kept in captivity, haha."

The two foxes on Mr. Ma's shoulders also jumped to the ground, confronting Yan with no less power. The smaller fox also said sarcastically: "A lost dog, escaped from the grassland, right? Isn’t the taste of this human fireworks very delicious? Our Hu family in the Northeast has been enjoying it for hundreds of years, you beast has just understood this truth, you are still far away."

"There are rules in the world. You have broken the rules. Let me, the Hu family, stop your path to immortality today."

Foxes and wolves are animals that beg for food on the grassland.

They were originally a pair of enemies.

Ao taunts the fox for being attached to humans and being kept in captivity by humans, while the fox sarcastically mocks the fox for landing halfway and it is already too late.

This fully illustrates the truth, "Orcs will never be slaves unless they are fed and housed."

After all, this is the world of humans.

Just like the giant panda at the Sichuan Animal Protection Base for generations to come. Although it has lost its freedom, it is provided with food and shelter. It has three meals a day and can just lie down.

Is it better to eat and sleep in the wild, or to live and eat in an animal protection base?

The answer is already obvious.

Whether they are foxes or wolves, they all choose to integrate into human life and enjoy the incense offered by humans.

No one laughed at anyone.

Not much speculation.

After a verbal exchange between the two foxes, they quickly broke into a fight and started fighting in the most primitive and bloody way in the animal world.

Yan's body is larger and its soul body is stronger, which means that its defensive area is larger, while the two foxes are smaller and their movements are more flexible.

Both gave up the abilities that they were good at, because they both knew that the abilities you knew could also be used by the other party.

It's useless to use superpowers against your opponents.

Different from ordinary animals fighting each other, what they bite and devour is not flesh and blood, but the soul of each other.

Mr. Ma stood nervously aside, wanting to help but finding he had nowhere to start.

He considered it for a moment, took a sip of strong wine in his mouth, bit the tip of his tongue, mixed the blood and strong wine together, and sprayed it directly while the two foxes were retreating.

Strong wine represents yang, and the blood of the boy's body also represents yang. What's more, Ma Sanye is also a practitioner. The two are mixed together to restrain all evil spirits.

If it were an ordinary ghost, most of its body would have melted after taking this sip of strong alcohol.

After being hit by this sneak attack, the soul in his body also began to melt, but it was quickly nourished back by the incense in his body.

The three fought together again.

From the perspective of everyone outside the hall, Mr. Ma has been standing four to five meters in front of the altar table in the center of the hall, motionless. After several strange incidents in the past, these people did not dare to go in to help without authorization. Worried about not helping, and worried about his own life.

Leave professional matters to professionals.

After another ten minutes, Mr. Ma spewed out a mouthful of blood again and retreated in a state of embarrassment.

He waved his hand to the young master of the Hu family with a pale face, "Let's go, that Anhao has already gained Taoism. My two Hu masters are no match for him and have been injured. After I have rested for a while, I will invite other immortals to join me." Come and take care of it.”

The young master of the Hu family hesitated: "Will it take the opportunity to escape?"

Mr. Ma Sanye smiled miserably and said: "Probably not, unless it is willing to abandon the many incense collected from here."

"If you don't leave, I won't care. The result may be that the whole army will be annihilated. Once something happens to you, I will escape from Tianjin. I will definitely not come here if it is not 80 years ago."

Mr. Ma stood at the door panting.

The young master of the Hu family understood the crisis in the other party's words and knew that the situation was serious. He immediately waved his hand and said, "Everyone listen to my order and retreat."

The group of people quickly disappeared at the entrance of the Dog King Temple.

The lights revealed in the temple swayed again. If it weren't for the earth net left on the ground and the sporadic blood stains, no one would have known that a battle had just occurred here.

Su Hao's figure hiding behind the dead tree slowly emerged.

Step by step, he arrived at the door of the Dog King Temple.

Today's battle was all part of his plan, to kill people with a borrowed knife and drive away tigers and devoured wolves. In the end, there was only one step left before it would be complete, and that was the mantis stalking the cicada and the oriole behind.

He was the fisherman who hid at the end, waiting for the snipe and clams to finish fighting after they were exhausted.

When a lion fights a rabbit, he has tried his best. There are many arrangements and calculations, and there is no shame in them.

This is also the essential difference between humans and other animals. In addition to being good at using tools, they also possess extraordinary wisdom.

Su Hao chuckled and slowly entered the hall.

In front of the altar table, a wild wolf with its legs standing on the ground was waiting for him, as if he had expected his arrival.

Su Hao smiled and said, "You don't seem surprised at all?"

The awkward voice appeared directly in his head.

"Are you a human monk? Or an accomplished ghost immortal?"

"No, your body will become the nutrients and experience points in my body."

Su Hao stopped talking nonsense, and a huge head gradually appeared on his chest. There was a big mouth on the head, occupying almost two-thirds of the area. A pair of noses were particularly prominent, and his eyes were always closed.

Opening his mouth, the illusion in the hall was instantly destroyed.

The tall and majestic Ao disappeared in front of him, and instead there was a Ao about the size of a fox, with all the hair on his body, wrinkles on his skin, and cloudy eyes standing straight on the ground.

This is its true form.

Su Hao noticed that its pair of forelimbs had degenerated and were about the same length as a baby's arms. Only a handful of white hair on its forehead was still bright.

Su Hao had heard a rumor before that many animals with high intelligence like to hang out in the human world. They have insight into all human living habits and over time they understand human nature.

The more humanity you have, the more white hair you will have on your forehead.

When all the hair on the forehead turns white, it means that it is no longer much different from a real human being. It smokes the fireworks of the world, enjoys the offerings of the world, and finally achieves enlightenment and becomes an immortal.

This is also the only way for animals to become immortals in the Age of Dharma Ending.

Needless to say, there are all kinds of difficulties. Although hiding in the human world is less of a threat from natural enemies, there are still people with great skills in the human world, and they don’t know how to put a long line to catch a big fish and catch it slowly. They will also be surrounded and suppressed by humans.

After passing this step, there is another test, which is the heavenly tribulation.

In comparison, humans are indeed the darlings of nature.

No wonder so many animal spirits take pride in speaking human words and transforming into human forms.

Su Hao's surprise only lasted for less than a second. A tongue flew out from the monster's mouth and accurately landed on Hao's body. Although it was in the shape of a soul body, this tongue was designed to bind all souls. body.

If you were in physical form, it wouldn't be able to be tied up.

Knowing that his time had come, Ao struggled crazily.

However to no avail.

After a long time, Su Hao burped. The inside of the soul bead was already tumbling, and with a bang, it was upgraded twice at once.

There are a lot of skills revealed this time.