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The relationship between Ma Sanye and Ma Sanniang is that of cousins.

In fact, in the Northeast, it is not just the Ma family that is good at casting horse fairies, but also several other families. However, in the past few years, the Ma family had a large number of talents. There were often qualified magicians traveling in the northern provinces, exorcising evil spirits and slaying demons. The reputation of the Ma family in Northeast China was brought out.

As long as the person worshiping is one of the five immortals and has been recognized by the five immortals, he can be regarded as an insider in the field of horse immortals.

The five immortals have different abilities and areas of expertise.

Hu Xian (Fox):

It has the highest upper limit among the five immortals and is the first of the five immortals. It represents wisdom and sensitivity. Its sense of smell, vision and hearing are very good at hunting down prey, seeing through illusion traps or creating illusions. It also has good attack capabilities.

Hu Xian is well versed in human nature and is good at imitating human habits and postures. It is said that he can absorb the essence of the sun and moon and the popularity of people to practice, and finally transform into a human form.

Huangxian (weasel):

He has the strongest desire for revenge and has the most contact with humans. What he is best at is confusing the mind and bewitching people's hearts. This is similar to the one who was killed before. People who are revenged by Huang Xian are like hysterics and crazy.

Huang Xian's greatest pursuit in his life is to gain recognition from humans, so that he can transform into a human form and become an immortal.

Bai Xian (hedgehog):

Because of their small size and low harm, other animals dare not provoke them. Therefore, Bai Xian symbolizes wealth and auspiciousness. Wealth refers to attracting wealth, and auspiciousness refers to being free from disease and disaster. According to legend, those who are recognized by Bai Xian will be proficient in a certain way. The magic of healing can cure all kinds of diseases.

The talisman paper passed down to the northern generation comes from the White Immortal among the Five Immortals. Burn the talisman paper to ashes, throw it into a bowl, mix it with water and drink it, and the medicine will cure the disease.

Liuxian (snake):

Liuxian is the most powerful among the five immortals, and also the most mysterious. The folk totem dragon is derived from the python. Liuxian is the most powerful, good at strangulation and devouring, and has the ability to connect with water.

Mages who worship Liu Xian and are recognized by Liu Xian will also have a big flaw, that is, they often behave unsociable, unsmiling, and lack some warmth.

Gray Fairy (Rat):

On the surface, it is the weakest, but it has a magical ability, which is to predict the future and determine good and bad luck. And because it often appears in granaries, the Gray Fairy is also regarded as the warehouse god in some areas of the Northeast.

It is said that some people who hunt for treasures and rob tombs try their best to worship the gray fairies in order to gain their recognition.

Finally, a brief summary.

[Hu Xian: Represents wisdom and sensitivity, with keen senses, good at hunting, seeing through illusion traps and creating illusions]

[Huang Xian: revengeful, good at confusing the mind, bewitching people, and creating hysteria]

[Baixian: Symbolizes good luck and wealth, is proficient in witchcraft, and can cure all diseases]

[Liu Xian: powerful, good at swallowing and strangulation]

[Grey Fairy: predicts the future and determines good and bad luck, and is called the Cang God]

Moreover, the large families in the Northeast who worshiped the Five Immortals were related to each other and married each other. They gradually took this unique craft into their own hands and formed a strong folk force in the three Northeastern provinces.

Ten days ago, Ma Sanye failed to fulfill his mission and fell short. During this period, he lived in seclusion in Tianjin City and did not leave. Instead, he contacted his helpers through secret means and called Ma Sanniang and Tuesday Master over.

"Third sister, this Dog King Temple is enshrined on the surface as a bad wolf, but in fact it is enshrined as a beast hidden behind it. This guy is extremely cunning. He secretly hides himself in the human world and smokes incense. He already has quite good Taoism. I am no match on my own, but the three of us can definitely kill it together, which can be regarded as getting rid of a big harm to the local area."

Ma Sanye looked around the hall and felt that the Dog King Temple seemed different from before after ten days.

Ma Sanniang suddenly exited the hall, came to the gate and stared at the words "Zhongkui Temple" on the door plaque, lost in thought.

Master Zhou also left the hall, stood next to Ma Sanniang and whispered, "Zhongkui Temple?"

After the two reminded him, Mr. Ma finally understood what was different.

The name of the temple was changed, not only the plaque, but also the statue on the altar table.

The original statue of two evil wolves, one big and one small, is gone, replaced by a statue of a man holding a judge's pen.

Mr. Ma Sanye glanced at the altar table and said sternly: "Don't be fooled by this guy. During this time, there were rumors in the city that there were evil wolves eating people in the Dog King Temple, which cut off this guy's incense, so he came up with this idea." I tried to avoid this disaster by changing the court."

"How can our Northeast Ma family be so easy to fool? If you don't come out, we will force you out."

The three of them returned to the hall again.

Ma Sanye took it seriously.

As usual, he took out a leather bag from his arms, took out a few raw chicken nuggets, and unscrewed a wine bag, pouring out a thick black liquid and pouring it on the chicken nuggets.

The previous time it was dark and the light was too dim, so I didn't see clearly what the black liquid was.

This time it was not dark yet, and there was enough light in the hall. Su Hao's nose on the table was so sharp that he immediately smelled what the liquid was.

It turned out to be chicken blood.

The smells emitted by chicken blood, pig blood and cow blood are different. Ordinary people may find it fishy when they smell it. Su Hao's sense of smell has just been strengthened and he can tell the difference with just one nose.

As for Zhou Ye, who was next to him, he took off a bamboo basket he was carrying on his back, took out a knife, cut his finger, then lifted an oilcloth on the bamboo basket and stretched out his bleeding arm. .

After a while, there was movement in the bamboo basket, and a ferocious snake head swayed out.

At first glance, the snake's head was only the size of a cigarette box. As its body swam out of the bamboo basket, it grew larger and larger, and soon it was entrenched in the open space at the feet of Mr. Tuesday, faintly looking like a pile of haystacks.

It turns out that this bamboo basket is actually a treasure with spatial attributes.

The snake's body is covered with reticulated light-colored patterns. This is a reticulated python. It is native to tropical Central America and Southeast Asian islands. It is also called the king python and the reticulated python.

This creature can reach a length of more than 12 meters and a thickness of about 15cm. It is a typical giant snake.

It is very aggressive and is known as the longest and most powerful python in the world.

Similar to it, there is another species called red-tailed python, which also comes to tropical areas.

These two kinds of pythons are said to be large in size and strong in strength, but they all have a common weakness, that is, they are afraid of cold, especially in the winter in the Northeast, which can freeze them to death.

Some people ask, why does this exotic species from the tropics appear in the Northeast?

Treaty ports...foreigners...pet snakes...

The above three words explain the reasons why they appear in the Northeast.

Snakes are cold-blooded animals, and it is said that they have no soul. The Zhou family has always worshiped Liuxian, one of the five immortals, and has its own set of ancestral secrets. The reticulated python in front of them is far from underage, but it has the ability to swallow yin and yang. , is also the main force used to deal with Yan today.

After a whirlwind passed by, a fox shadow appeared again on Ma Sanye's shoulder. It carefully looked at the reticulated python on the ground, and moved from the side of Ma Sanye's shoulder to the other side away from the reticulated python.

This fox has only a handful of white hair on its forehead. It is one of the two fox foxes that had a fierce battle a few days ago. The older fox fox was not summoned.

Among the three, Ma Sanniang fell last, with nothing on her body except for an incense stick that was lit in her hand at some point.

The smell of this incense is very peculiar. The area filled with incense suddenly becomes hazy, and the body of Hu Xian at the scene becomes more and more prosperous. It seems that there is a magical power that can bring all kinds of ghosts and human beings together. Objects materialize.

The refining process of this kind of incense candle is mixed with corpse oil from the dead, which has the effect of summoning souls and calming the mind. Nowadays, the secret method of refining has been lost, and only a few families such as the Ma family still have the refining formula.

Soul-calling incense is naturally used to deal with that embarrassing person.

Although the reticulated python has the ability to swallow ghosts, its eyesight is extremely poor and it cannot see its prey when it is more than 3 meters away. Instead, it locates its prey by capturing the smell in the air.

The ghost has no smell, which is embarrassing.

Therefore, for reticulated pythons, soul-calling incense is an indispensable auxiliary tool.

"Come out, let's see how you escape today?"

Seeing that everything was ready, Mr. Ma threw off his arms and stepped forward to shout.

Su Hao, who was living in the statue of Zhong Kui, had actually noticed the actions of these people for a long time. The reason why he did not act was because he wanted to observe the legendary trick of the Immortal at a close distance.

Among the Five Immortals, he had seen Hu Xian and Huang Xian in various movies and TV series, but the other three immortals were very rare. Unexpectedly, this Liu Xian turned out to be a python, and it was alive.

This is incredible.

A cloud of solid smoke floated out from the statue of Zhong Kui on the altar table, and gradually formed Su Hao's figure in the sky. He stared coldly at the three people in the hall.

Mr. Ma immediately shouted: "Something's wrong, why is it a strange young man? Where's that ugly guy?"

He said that Su Hao's appearance was strange because Su Hao's clothes and appearance clearly came to Hong Kong Island in 90, 2008 to [-] years later. Whether it was his hairstyle or clothes, they gave them an unprecedented visual impact.

One thing they can be sure of is that Su Hao is a human ghost, not a ghost.

This huge change made Ma Sanye almost break his defense.

Ma Sanniang was the calmest among the three. She stepped forward and asked in a low voice: "May I ask who you are?"

A simple and ancient writing brush appeared out of thin air in Su Hao's hand. He stretched out his hand to separate it a little in the air. The space in front of him shook, and a ripple that was invisible to the naked eye spread to all sides.

The three people in the hall felt a chill on their bodies, as if their souls had been frozen, and at this moment they almost completely lost their ability to think.

The Hu Xian on Mr. Ma's shoulder ignored the reactions of several people, covered his head with both hands, and disappeared in a flash.

Among the three people at the scene, only the reticulated python sitting on the ground was the calmest and slowest to respond. It kept sticking out its tongue in the air. The instinct in the animal's genes told it that this person provoked Sorry, it's very dangerous.

In the surprise of the three people, the reticulated python did not wait for Master Zhou to say hello, twisted its tail and got back into the bamboo basket again.

"This……"

After the three people at the scene reacted, they were all stunned.

Su Hao's figure on the altar table disappeared again and he had returned to the statue.

What they just experienced was the first time they had encountered each other in so many years. Subconsciously, cold sweat broke out on the heads of the three of them. Could it be that the ghost they just saw was a powerful ghost king?

Such a thing as the Ghost King has not appeared for hundreds of years.

But even if they encounter the Ghost King, the summons in their hands will not just run away without saying hello.

It is recorded in the collection that the appearance of the Ghost King must be accompanied by ghosts and mountains of corpses and seas of fire, but how does this look like ghosts?

Another cool breeze blew up in the hall for no apparent reason.

Two lines of large characters written with a brush slowly appeared on the floor in front of several people.

"The leopard has a leopard head, ringed eyes, and a beard, and his face is bright and cold like a rainbow; he always shows kindness when he kills ghosts. The hero is originally a scholar."

The three of them glanced at the statue on the altar table again, wondering who they were meeting in front of them.

At that moment, the three of them did not dare to show any signs of neglect. They all knelt down and bowed to the ground. They said in panic: "XXX, the descendant of the Ma Family (Zhou Family) in the Northeast, has met the Heavenly Master. I dare to disturb you, so I will retreat now." "

After the three people knelt down and worshiped, they saw no reaction in the hall, so they stood up carefully, faced forward and moved back bit by bit. Finally, they left the Dog King Temple, and the three people immediately began to gasp for breath.

Even Mr. Zhou, who was always taciturn and slow to react, had a look of astonishment on his face.

Ma Sanniang said: "This person just now was really the Celestial Master Zhong Kui? Why does it look a bit different to me?"

Mr. Ma wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "You are allowed to change your hairstyle every day, but you are not allowed to change the look of the Celestial Master? I think the Celestial Master must have learned his dress from foreigners. Although it looks weird, it is more pleasing to the eye. Now, I’m getting younger.”

Ma Sanniang asked again: "Why does the Heavenly Master appear here?"

Ma Sanye said: "I guess it was caused by that misfortune. There is such a disaster in Tianjin City, and the old Celestial Master also came from the underworld to exorcise evil spirits. He is really too diligent."

"Don't you think it's strange that immortal figures like Celestial Master Zhong Kui appear here? Na Tou Ao has the ability to create illusions. Could it be that Na Tou Ao made the noise intentionally?"

Mr. Ma couldn't help but be impressed by his cousin's unconstrained thinking ability. He pushed her hard from behind and urged: "Let's go quickly."

"I don't know if Master Tian is fake today, but the pen in his hand before was definitely real. Didn't you feel that our souls were frozen just now? I suspect that when his pen is clicked, the three of us will Everyone will die on the spot, and if my prediction is correct, that pen will be the legendary judge pen. Fortunately, the Heavenly Master has no intention of accepting the three of us as his younger brothers."

"Go quickly, lest the Heavenly Master hears the joke."

Su Hao's ears in the statue in the hall moved and he naturally listened to the discussions of several people outside the temple.

He couldn't help but smile, "Actually, I'm really fake."

He was not sure what happened in the underworld, but he could only vaguely infer that Zhong Kui's magical powers seemed to be bound to him. As the experience value of the soul beads increased, one day, all Zhong Kui's magical powers would reappear in the world.

When the time comes, Su Hao will be Zhong Kui, and Zhong Kui will be Su Hao.

Time flies, and three years have passed in the blink of an eye.

Su Hao opened his eyes and found an old couple sitting on the futon in the hall. The two of them kowtowed desperately and said: "By the Heavenly Master, a person died in an old house rented by our family. Now he has turned into a fierce ghost, lingering in the house, and even asked the heavenly master to exorcise the evil spirits and catch the ghosts."

"This is something we both think about."

There was a basket of free-range eggs placed in front of the futon, which was regarded as a tribute from the two of them.

Exorcism is now the main business of this Dog King Temple.

Su Hao thought for a while and blew out a breath. A line of writing appeared on the futon in front of the two of them, "At nine o'clock tonight, you will light a stick of incense outside the haunted yard. The kind of incense you are lighting now, I will I will follow the smell to find it.”

The old man rubbed his eyes. He didn't recognize many of the fonts on it, but he recognized the words "Nine O'clock" and "Dian Xiang". He didn't dare to continue asking, so he had to leave hand in hand with a lot of thanks.

At night, Su Hao's nose twitched and he smelled the familiar scent of incense coming from Tianjin City.

In the past three years, due to continuous incense smoking, his soul body became stronger and stronger. In the soul state, his hearing and smell also became stronger.

And he is particularly sensitive to incense.

Nowadays, many people in Tianjin have portraits of Zhong Kui posted in their houses. As long as these people light an incense stick in front of the portrait, he will receive a vague response.

Su Hao paused and floated out of the statue.

Follow the smell of incense and walk towards the city of Tianjin.