I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

Chapter 196 The second story: Returning home after the third update

Zeng Fattou once acted in a horror film with Li Tianwang, called "Going Home in the Midst of the Night".

Su Hao basically guessed the second story the other party was going to tell. The reason he was curious was that Fat Tou Zeng was a policeman. Although he was not from the miscellaneous department, he was still exposed to some strange things.

Especially when working in police stations in remote areas, the police here are basically omnipotent. According to Su Hao's knowledge, there is no miscellaneous department in the nine districts of the New Territories. These strange cases eventually fall into the hands of the police at the police station.

(The police station is the most basic unit of the police system in Hong Kong Island, similar to the basic police station)

The nature of the Guaitan Association is similar to some kind of underground organization. In addition to its own mysterious color, it also functions as a resource sharing center and underground black market. It would be a bit outrageous to be invited in as a police officer.

Unless the big boss behind this ghost story association is deeply involved in the police system, or the police officer himself has been bribed.

After thinking about this, Su Hao had an intuition that was terrifying to think about.

The bustling farce in the hall ended quickly. The vice president is not here today. As the only host at the scene, Sister Hua has the right to maintain order.

She clapped her hands and said, "Okay, the newcomer's first story is over. Now let's start commenting on the newcomer's story."

The newcomer wearing a Crayon Shin-chan mask stood motionless in front of the dining table. It could be seen that there was a slight smile on his lips, and he was very satisfied with the sensational effect caused by this story.

The audience below spoke one after another.

Audience [-], "Authenticity A+, I don't need to explain this. You all just saw me making a few phone calls. This incident did happen in Lantau Island. Just last month, the old house was still listed by a real estate agency." For sale, the price is very low, but it’s a pity that not many people are viewing the house.”

"Thriller and excitement element A, it would be complete if this tabby cat finally died in the hands of the old lady's children."

"Commercial B-, although this house has investment potential, but something like this has happened, who dares to buy it? I don't dare to live in it, and no one will take over the sale if it is sold."

"That's my review."

After the audience finished speaking, several more people spoke one after another.

Because the storytelling method has been reformed this time, involving a large bonus, the enthusiasm of the people below has increased a lot, and basically everyone has to speak and give comments.

Su Hao's final review was one A and two B's.

The commercial nature of this house is useless to others, but it is affordable to him. In other words, Su Hao can definitely give it three A's.

It is precisely because of the possibility of acquiring it that he lowers his rating and subconsciously reduces his competitors.

According to the final statistics, this story about a black cat changing souls received an A and two B+ evaluations. Zeng Datou received a reward of 5+5=10 Hong Kong dollars for this story alone.

When Sister Hong announced the result, the atmosphere in the hall became heated.

The addition of financial incentives is equivalent to injecting new vitality into the Ghost Story Association.

"Thank you so much, thank you to the organization, Sister Hong, and thank you to all the big guys for your vision. I have a second story coming up, which will definitely make your trip worthwhile."

Zeng Datou bowed to everyone in front of the dining table.

"The story still comes from this friend of mine. Due to a job adjustment, he was transferred to work in a certain regional police station. He was also a single father and raised a seven or eight-year-old boy. Before he officially joined the job, his employer gave him He has a few days to move and find a new house.”

"Since my friend didn't have much savings, he only had two requirements when looking for a house. The first was that it was close to the police station, and the second was that it was cheap. Finally, he found such a community through a real estate agency. When he officially moved, He found that this community was a bit strange. People inside were moving out one after another, but he was the only resident who moved in. "

"Because he is a policeman, my friend is always very alert, so he went to ask the security guard of this big building. The security guard pretended to be mysterious and told him that the building was haunted. After hearing this, my friend was not worried anymore because he was working. Due to his particularity, he is often exposed to some strange events. Most of the strange events are caused by man-made troubles, and the purpose is of course to make money."

"And as a policeman, he has the royal energy to protect his body. Even if the neighborhood is haunted, ordinary evil spirits will not dare to find him. The only thing he worries about is the safety of his children. For this reason, he specially carries a Give the blessed beads to your child and tell him to carry them with you in the future."

"After the move, my friend officially started working. The little boy went to elementary school nearby. Because school ended early, he played alone on the same floor. During this period, a little girl in red on the same floor became the boy's friend."

"A few days later, the little boy suddenly disappeared. My friend searched everywhere after work and knocked on almost every door on the floor where he was, because the little boy usually would not play on other floors after being told by him. As a result, after such a search, he discovered something incredible. Apart from him, there was only one other resident on the same floor. This could be seen through the garbage in front of the door every day."

"My friend suddenly felt something bad. Could it be that the residents who had previously moved out of the community were all residents of this floor? Doesn't it mean that the floor he currently lives on is haunted?"

"And when he was looking for the little boy just now, he also discovered that this family was extremely strange. The garbage placed at the door was a large black plastic bag. It smelled very strong, with a strong smell of Chinese medicine. At that time, he knocked on the door for a long time, and inside No one ever opened the door, but by listening outside the door, he clearly heard a noise inside the house."

"Why didn't the other party open the door? Is his little boy inside the house?"

"My friend originally planned to call the police and break the door violently through his colleagues at the police station. The reason why he didn't do this was because he was worried that he would be wronged and would cause some neighborhood disputes. Secondly, he was worried that the other party would hurt the child by throwing a rat trap, so he went to find the person under the building. Security asked."

"After inquiring like this, my friend felt quite cold. It turned out that the security guard did not tell him in detail on the day he moved. Now that he has moved in, even if he checks out temporarily, it will not affect the landlord's interests, so the security guard directly told him As I said, the haunted floor in the community is the one where he is, and his little boy was probably taken away by the female ghost."

"The security guard also told him a horrifying piece of news. The neighborhood is haunted because of a three-year-old girl. Someone once saw the little girl in the corridor at night, wearing red clothes and braids..."

"My friend recalled a previous conversation he had with his child. On the first day after he moved here, he came home from work and asked the little boy how he was playing here and if he had found any playmates. The little boy said there was a kid on the same floor. The little girl in red welcomed him very much and often played with him."

"Red clothes... little girl... the combination of these factors finally led to a result that he least wanted to see, that is, his little boy was probably taken away by this little female ghost."

"The security guard also told him a piece of news. If the little boy cannot be found before 12 o'clock that night, he will probably never come back. My friend was very anxious and continued to ask the security guard about the residents on the same floor. The security guard told him, The family’s name is Yu Hui, a doctor who originally had a good family. Two years ago, his wife died of liver cancer. He just quit his job and became obsessed at home. He stayed behind closed doors all day long and no one knew about him. What are you doing at home?"

"But every night at seven or eight o'clock, he would go out, take down the garbage and throw it away, and at the same time go out to do some shopping. The security guard asked my friend to block the door while he was coming home."

"My friend immediately returned home, took his gun with him, and took a telescope to another residential building diagonally opposite to observe quietly. In order to prevent accidents, he personally called his colleagues at the police station to find out if he If you can't go to work normally tomorrow, please come to room XX to look for him, he might be in there."

"After the preparations were completed, around seven o'clock that night, the man named Yu Hui went out, pushing a small trailer, and transported the black garbage bags at the door to the garbage collection point downstairs. After the man left the community, My friend opened the garbage inside the other person's black plastic bag and found a thick, turbid water stain that exuded the smell of traditional Chinese medicine, and the water stain also had a corpse odor."

"Another hour later, my friend blocked the doctor named Yu Hui at the door of his house. He took out his gun and police ID at the same time, and forced his way into the house to search. The structure of his house was similar to his, with a simple two-bedroom apartment. The only difference was that he saw the photo of the other party's late wife in one bedroom. The little boy was not at the other party's home, but he discovered a horrific scene in the bathroom bathtub... There was a body lying inside. Female corpse.”

"The female corpse is Yu Hui's wife who passed away more than two years ago. There is a tank of thick liquid Chinese medicine soaked in the bathtub. This guy secretly raised the corpse at home alone..."

"My friend put aside the matter of looking for the little boy. The scene in front of him has become a very serious social problem. If it is not handled well, the residents of the entire community will be frightened. My friend earnestly advised him to call the police. The body was taken away and cremated, but Yu Hui seemed to have lost his mind and insisted that he had a secret recipe, which was soaked in a special Chinese medicine formula for three years. During this period, he needed to continuously massage the body to prevent muscle damage. After three years, Once he arrives, his wife will be resurrected.”

"What kind of nonsense logic is this? If people can be resurrected after death, the world would have been in chaos. My friend realized on the spot that Yu Hui must have a serious mental problem, and he was trapped in the logic he made up, which is a very He was so paranoid that he could no longer accept any other opinions, so he decided on the spot to use force to force the other party to surrender."

"During the fight, my friend was unwilling to shoot, and was subdued by Yu Hui. Yu Hui tied up my friend in the living room, but only restricted his movements and did not harm him. He also applied medicine and fed him. He was given food and water, and was allowed to watch the whole process of applying medicine to the female body and massaging the body. My friend almost went crazy on the spot and had long forgotten about looking for the little boy.”

Zeng Datou paused at this point and continued to light a cigarette for himself.

The story up to this point was lackluster, but everyone had learned the lesson from the first story and knew that the exciting part was coming next, and no one urged or interrupted him for a while.

Su Hao was sitting at the bottom. This was the plot of a horror movie he had watched in his previous life, "Going Home at Three's Watch." The weird and thrilling element of this story lies in the continuous reversals at the end.

Su Hao had already confirmed that the 'I have a friend' mentioned by the other party was himself.

At the same time, Su Hao noticed that everyone at the dinner table was very absorbed in what they were listening to. Some people even held cigarettes in their mouths and forgot to light them. Especially Sister Hua, who was at the top, her eyes were fixed on Zeng who was telling the story most of the time. On the big head.

Zeng Datou took two puffs of smoke and said: "The next day, my friend's colleague came to knock on the door as promised. After Yu Hui opened the door, he lied that my friend was not here, but went out to gamble. Such a poor excuse certainly cannot deceive a group of people. Police, the door was pushed open immediately, and my friend was saved."

"Finally, after asking their superiors for instructions, they forcibly called the hospital and carried the female body into the car and took it away. The man chased wildly behind the car and was accidentally hit by a car on the road and died on the spot."

"The nature of this case changed again, from a social lunli case to a homicide case. Then the entire police station searched Yu Hui's home, and finally found a videotape. The contents... the contents..."

Zeng Datou slowly exhaled and paused for a moment.

At this moment, the audience at the dinner table has stopped. Everyone knows that the story is about to turn around. Why do you want to break this chapter?

Say it now.

Zeng Datou sighed and said: "The content of the video inside was from three years ago. In the picture, Yu Hui's wife was carefully massaging Yu Hui's body on the mat, just like what I saw the night my friend was detained. The same thing, except that the positions of Yu Hui and his wife were reversed once, and then we went to the hospital to find out Yu Hui’s diagnosis notice three years ago. Yu Hui also suffered from liver cancer three years ago. It was in the advanced stage, and his family did not choose to be hospitalized. Take him home for treatment."

What the hell!

Everyone in front of the dining table was instantly shocked.

As long as everyone is not a fool, they can deduce the true answer from this final reversal.

Yu Hui died three years ago. His wife massaged and soaked Yu Hui at home using this special recipe of traditional Chinese medicine. Three years later, Yu Hui came back to life. His wife also had advanced liver cancer. This time, Yu Hui came to life. Massaging his wife.

However, when the three-year period was about to be completed in the last two days, it was ruined by these policemen.

Everyone looked at Zeng Datou with amusement. Now, everyone actually knows that the friend in the story may be Zeng Datou himself.

"I have three questions. Has your friend been punished in the end? Is he still working as a police officer? Has the little boy in your friend's family been found in the end?"

"And the most critical point is, is that Chinese medicine prescription still there?"

Of these three questions, the first two are related to the ending of the story.

As for the third one, everyone here is paying close attention to it. If this prescription is still there, it will change the outcome of the entire human race in one fell swoop and break the boundaries between birth, old age, illness and death. The medical community will probably go crazy because of this.

Zeng rolled his eyes at the person who asked the question, "My friend was not punished, but his conscience suffered greatly afterwards. In a way, he killed Yu Hui and his wife. He resigned."

"As for the prescription you asked about... Yu Hui and his wife are both dead, so the prescription was naturally lost."

"And the little boy at my friend's house... returned home safe and sound the next day."

"This story actually doesn't end... According to my friend's in-depth research, Yu Hui's wife was actually pregnant three years ago. Due to illness, the child was not saved in the end. However, the doctor at the hospital told my friend that Yu Hui's wife was pregnant. It was a girl, and the rumors that the neighborhood was haunted actually started three years ago."

"If this little girl is the child in the belly of Yu Hui's wife three years ago, it used my friend's identity as a police officer to personally destroy the fact that Yu Hui's wife returned to the world. In the end, Yu Hui and his wife both died, and the family of three was finally reunited. .”

"Everything my friend did was due to the arrangements and calculations of this little girl, and she became the other party's accomplice."

Only now did everyone at the table realize the horror in this story, and they couldn't help but gasp.

"After Yu Hui and his wife died, your friend's little boy also came back. Are there any rumors of haunting behind that community?"

Zeng Datou raised his head and smiled sadly, "No, the rumors of haunting in the community have completely disappeared since then, and the residents who left have moved back one after another."

Chapter 197: Behind-the-scenes deal, Tantra appears

After the story ended, noisy discussion instantly erupted in the hall.

"Please rate and comment on this newcomer's second story."

Sister Hua stood up and greeted.

Everyone at the table had long been impatient, starting with the first audience member in the front row on the left.

"The thriller and twist of the story are both excellent, at least A+ level. The authenticity is slightly worse, so I can only give it a B-. If the friend mentioned by the newcomer is himself, I can improve the authenticity to B+. "

"As for the commercial C-minus, I honestly don't see any element of commercial value in this story."

After the man finished speaking, he spread his hands.

Next was the second person on the left. His opinions were similar to the first one, one A, one B, and one C. Soon it was Su Hao's turn, and he also gave a neutral evaluation.

Regardless, the thriller element of this story is great and deserves an A.

According to the new rules, this story can receive another 5+5 reward.

In other words, through today's two stories, Zeng Datou has already earned 25 in labor fees, which took less than half an hour. It can be said that he is absolutely rich. It further shows that the boss behind it has a very big plan.

"The next step is the approval of the new member's membership. Do you think he is qualified to become one of us?"

Sister Hua continued.

Unexpectedly, we encountered resistance this time. Someone at the dinner table immediately objected: "I admit that his story is good, but if you want to become one of our members, just telling stories is not enough. He must tell his own story." Identity and proving one’s own value, our Guaitan Association is more of a business sharing association, only by sharing resources can we achieve long-term benefits.”

"I have the same opinion. I think the newcomer's story today is good, but he still has some skills to become one of us."

Su Hao immediately understood the nature of the Ghost Story Association.

The story is considered from three aspects: excitement, authenticity and commercial value. On the surface, the thrilling element is the most important to the story itself, but when it comes to joining the club, the commercial value is the most important.

Authenticity not only affects the horror of the story, but also determines the final commercial value.

Therefore, among the three evaluation criteria, authenticity is the first and most critical one.

He attended the initiation ceremony twice. The first time he attended the ceremony together with the priest and the wealthy businessman. The stories of the three people all started with "I have a friend", but the people who listened to the stories were not stupid, and it was easy for the newcomers to Meet the protagonist in the story to determine whether to accept the new member.

Su Hao is an exorcist, a member of the craftsmen, and has certain value.

Rich businessmen who have mastered the dumpling recipe have the greatest commercial value and can join the association.

Finally, there is the priest. His identity is actually similar to that of Su Hao. He can exorcise demons and has a special status. If the association can recruit a priest, it can at least decorate the appearance.

So the three people who participated in the first newcomer ceremony successfully joined the Kaidan Association.

The second time was Lin Guoyun, a taxi driver in "The Butcher on a Rainy Night". The taxi driver was here to sell the human body specimens of the victims, and at the same time he was looking for a way to escape and seek shelter.

The business here does not refer to the reward for helping him escape, which is a small amount of money, but the identity of Lin Guoyun's serial murderer.

At that time, this serial murder case was causing quite a stir. If Lin Guoyun could be brought under control and sent to the police, he could get a certain amount of bonus and fame (merit). The bonus was second, and fame was what these people pursued.

Unfortunately, Su Hao and Cheng Jiahui got there first.

On the other hand, there is a killer who remains in the association. If other people have murder-related business, they can also contact him, which is good and cheap.

Lin Guoyun himself represents the dual identity of tool and experience package, and has certain value, so he was approved to join the membership.

Let’s go back to the newcomer’s induction ceremony.

Zeng Datou told two stories in succession. In the story, it was assumed that "I have a friend" is himself. What value does he have?

Already resigned, not even a police officer.

The haunted house and civet cat in the first story are on Lantau Island and can be found without him.

The most valuable secret recipe of traditional Chinese medicine in the second story was lost directly.

If you approve a worthless person to join the membership, and this person is also very good at telling stories, will other people want to get bonuses in the future?

After thinking through this, Su Hao felt that he almost cleared the fog in front of him. If this was the case, he was not optimistic that Zeng Datou in front of him could successfully join the meeting.