I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

"Promise me... bury your master's ashes in the urn and leave Chenjiadun immediately. Don't stay for more than a day."

Su Hao thought for a moment, "Okay, I promise you, can you say it now?"

The old secretary looked around. Now they had arrived at the village committee headquarters, which was a row of bungalows made of blue bricks.

In rural village committees, there are usually no people around at all times. Only when the leaders come to inspect or hold a meeting will the place be full of guests and lively.

The old secretary said: "No one interfered with Chen Aiguo's accident. He was unlucky and was hit in the head by a collapsing rock in the mine. People from the county also came to the scene to investigate. I believe in the county's investigation results."

Su Hao said softly and looked a little disappointed. He always felt that he was being tricked by the old fox in front of him.

Several people came to the door of the village committee's bungalow. The old secretary took out the key and was about to open the door. Suddenly, there was a naughty call from a child behind him.

"Two dogs, two dogs, come quickly and play with me."

Su Hao looked towards the shouting voice and found a little boy of four or five years old, holding an Ultraman toy in his hand, followed by a woman in her fifties.

This woman permed her hair into a wavy shape and dyed a small amount of yellow hair on her forehead. She was wearing a colorful shirt swaying in the wind, wearing small leather shoes and carrying a small bag. Although she was 50 years old, she was the same as Chen Jiadun. The other villagers already looked very fashionable in comparison.

Of course, compared to Su Hao and Jiang Xiaoya, they are still a bumpkin.

The old secretary turned around, waited for the little boy to come closer, and then bent down and hit the boy with a steel hammer on his forehead, which made the little boy grin and scream.

The old secretary ignored him and used another magic power to snap his fingers and scolded him: "Baby, I'm your grandpa, what did you call me just now? You can call me two dogs too? No matter how big or small you are, it's okay." beat."

The little boy was unconvinced and raised his neck and retorted: "Why can my grandma call you Ergou? Why can't I call you Ergou?"

The old secretary glanced awkwardly at Su Hao and others beside him, and explained seriously: "Because that is your grandma and my wife. Of course she can call me that, but you can't. You are my son's cub, mine." Grandson, how can any grandson call him grandpa like that?"

"If others hear this and think our family doesn't have a tutor, they really deserve a beating."

The little boy ran toward the fashionable woman behind him with his mouth bulging and a cry on his face.

The woman bent down and stroked the little boy's forehead for a moment. She raised her eyes and glanced at Su Hao and Jiang Xiaoya beside her. She scolded unceremoniously: "Why are you such an old man doing such a heavy hand? My grandson's forehead is covered with wounds." Are you playing red? Why can't he call you Ergou?"

"You've only had a few years to live, and you still have such a bad temper? Don't forget who will carry the coffin for you after you die."

The old secretary looked even more embarrassed.

He coughed, glanced at Su Hao secretly again, and retorted: "There are guests here, can you be more discerning?"

The woman was surprised and said: "These two young girls are so fashionably dressed. Are they from the city?"

The old secretary explained: "These two people came back from Hong Kong Island and came to the village to visit relatives. They also brought Chen Jianguo's urn back for burial."

"A relative of Chen Jianguo?"

The woman's voice suddenly became louder, and she waved to the old secretary. When the old secretary came closer, she twisted his ears and began to teach him a lesson.

Although they were more than ten meters away from Su Hao and their voices were very low, Su Hao couldn't resist Su Hao's good hearing and listened roughly to the private conversation between the two.

The old woman probably meant, why are you provoking Chen Jianguo's relatives?Are you careful if the Chen brothers find out about it, they will be cruel to you then?You, a village secretary who doesn't have much luck, is probably done. Who is it that has no discernment?

The old secretary's retort was probably that these two people were rich and were brought over by people from the county public security bureau, so it was not easy to refuse directly. After secretly burying Chen Jianguo's urn, he urged them to leave.

The Chen brothers are still at the county police station. Su Hao will have left long ago when they come back, so as not to delay things.

Su Hao narrowed his eyes and poked Jiang Xiaoya next to him with his elbow, "Take out the gifts we bought and let the old secretary and his wife choose some carefully."

Regardless of whether the old secretary wanted to use Su Hao to deal with the Chen brothers and muddy the waters, or he simply didn't want to offend the Chen brothers, he was currently the only person Su Hao met who knew some inside information.

It's better to stabilize the other party first.

As for whether the information disclosed by the other party contained any private information, was it a trick of lending a knife to kill people?

Su Hao can judge by himself.

Chapter 246 Old Fox and Little Fox

"Hey, what brand is this? It seems to be called L'Oreal? It's the same brand as Lancôme, right?"

When Jiang Xiaoya opened the duffel bag and took out the three-piece suit prepared for this homecoming event, the village secretary and his wife immediately ended their quarrel.

This woman is very knowledgeable and picked out a set of L'Oreal women's skin care products at a glance.

It includes facial cleanser, skin cream, toner, etc., six sets per piece.

L'Oreal is a mid-range brand in skin care products, but its price is affordable. Especially after the Summer Olympics, it made a big move into the domestic market. It hired big-name celebrities to endorse its products and focused on high-end luxury imported products. '

At present, the evening advertising time of mainland TV stations is almost contracted by Lancôme BB Cream. This advertisement is inserted between the Huanzhugege series, which is most popular among rural citizens. It is a household name.

What the village secretary’s wife doesn’t know is that this seemingly high-end and luxurious imported product costs thousands for a set of skin care products in China due to issues with tariffs and market openness, but the price in shopping malls on Hong Kong Island is only three or four. A set of one hundred can be used by ordinary working-class people.

(At this time, 1 yuan is equal to 1.12 Hong Kong dollars)

The reason why the price difference is so big is not only the tariff issue, but also the discounts on Hong Kong Island are relatively large, usually [-]% off, and sometimes [-]% off. Adding in the tariff issue, the selling price on Hong Kong Island is about the same as that on the mainland. one-third to one-quarter of.

The higher the price of luxury goods, the greater the gap.

At this time, Hong Kong Island was equivalent to a transit bridge between the mainland and the Western capitalist market.

"Here, this is a meeting gift for you."

Jiang Xiaoya handed the skin care products to the woman with a smile on her face. Although her Cantonese counterpart could not understand her, she probably understood the meaning of this gift-giving gesture and the smile on her face.

It's just that there's still some uncertainty.

The woman was flattered and went to see the village secretary. The village secretary looked at Su Hao, as if asking silently, "You said you would give me an electric shaver before. My wife has taken a liking to this skin care product. Can you give me more?" set?"

Su Hao directly expressed his attitude through actions.

He took the skin care product from Jiang Xiaoya and introduced: "This is for washing your face. It has a better cleaning effect than soap and does not hurt the skin. After washing, your skin will feel more breathable. This is for applying on the face after washing. It locks pores, making skin look tighter and more refined.”

The woman nodded repeatedly, "I know, the usage and effects are introduced in TV commercials."

Finally, he confirmed again: "Is this thing really given to me?"

Su Hao nodded, "These are the meeting gifts we brought back from Hong Kong Island and specially bought for everyone. This time when I return to my hometown, I might ask for the village secretary's place, so please be kind to me when the time comes."

The woman finally understood this time.

She happily collected the skin care products and couldn't put them down. "Old man, I like this thing very much, so I accepted it. If someone asks you to do something, don't refuse as a fellow villager."

After receiving the gift, the woman now recognized the words of the village secretary to comfort her. The Chen brothers were arrested and taken to the county public security bureau. They didn't know when they would come back. All they had to do was send Su Hao and others away before they came back.

Su Hao's matter was settled and no one was offended. It was a free prostitution benefit.

She accepted this gift with peace of mind.

Next to her, the village secretary directly displayed his personal initiative and generously took out the electric razor from the box. There was also a charging data cable inside. He put the data cable into his pocket, turned on the electric switch, and shaved. There was a buzzing vibration inside the machine.

An, the village secretary, couldn't bear his excitement and put the shaving machine on his stubble-covered chin and massaged it back and forth.

During this period, he squinted his eyes, obviously very satisfied with this gift. He still uses Geely razors at home. The blades inside can only be sold in the county department store. I don’t know how long a blade lasts, and sometimes I accidentally The skin will be punctured and blood will often flow all over the face.

Compared with the Geely blades, the electric shaver looked much more high-end. He had seen similar products in shopping malls in the county before. It seemed to be priced at 988. It was indeed an imported product and it was easy to use.

While both of them were intoxicated by the gifts in their hands, the kid next to them was not idle either. He directly picked up the Sony stereo cassette player, pressed the play button, and put the headphones into his ears.

The magnetic sound of Liu Tianwang's "Black Bat Squadron" came from the earphones. The sound seemed to be echoing directly in his mind. Even if he couldn't understand it, he still thought the rhythm of the music sounded good.

The little kid had a look of surprise on his face. Suddenly he felt that the Ultraman in his hand no longer smelled good. He immediately held up the Sony player and shouted loudly to the two couples: "I want this."

The two couples were awakened. They put the earphones into their ears tentatively and listened for a moment. Then they realized that this was a scaled-down version of the tape recorder. Their faces were full of embarrassment.

Even thinking about it with my buttocks, I know that this thing is very high-end and must be expensive.

This idea of ​​​​the two men is both right and wrong.

They subconsciously felt that Su Hao took the initiative to give the electric shaver and L'Oreal skin care products to the two of them, but did not take the initiative to mention the Sony player, which proved that the value of this player was higher than the previous two gifts.

This is a little tricky.

I just bought two gifts for nothing, how could I ask for them?

The reason why they are both right and wrong is that the value of this Sony player is indeed higher than the previous two gifts. When I bought it in Hong Kong Island, one of them cost thousands of Hong Kong dollars.

Even if there is no discount, the price here in the mainland is estimated to be at least 1500 to 2000. For rural people at this time, this is already a lot of money. Who would buy it for their children unless they have a mine at home?

A complete luxury item.

The mistake was that the reason why Su Hao didn't take the initiative to give this thing was because the couple across from him didn't need it. Gifts must be suitable for the right person.

This palm-sized Sony stereo cassette player is a priceless tool for picking up girls in the hands of teenagers who like to listen to music, but in the hands of two elderly people in their 60s and [-]s, it is nothing more than a hidden gem.

As for the four or five-year-old kid next to him, Su Hao didn't take him into consideration at all.

Giving it to him would be a waste of a good thing.

Because these things were expensive, Cheng Jiahui bought 3 models at first.

"Hurry up and return it to others. This is not something you can ask for."

The village secretary immediately took the Sony player back from the child and reluctantly returned it to Su Hao.

The little brat immediately stopped and rolled around. He lay on the ground and grabbed the village secretary's trousers, shaking and crying. He kept shouting: "Er Gou is a bad person, and Er Gou doesn't love me."

This time the village secretary was reluctant to beat him.

Su Hao smiled, but did not reach out to pick up the Sony player. "The gifts you bring back home are given to others. It depends on whether they are worth it. If the old secretary thinks it is worth it, I will give you this imported Sony player." It’s okay with him.”

Su Hao kicked the ball back directly.

The hidden message in this sentence is very clear. The first two gifts are meet-and-greet gifts. Since this gift is expensive, you have to accept it to help with things, and you may take some risks.

The village secretary and his wife are both human beings, how could they not understand the true meaning of Su Hao's words.

At that moment, the woman put all her previous worries aside. Their family only had one son and one grandson, all thanks to the village secretary, who was holding on to his position as a village cadre.

Village cadres must take the lead in complying with the family planning policy, otherwise their positions will not be guaranteed.

Such an only grandson, how could it not hurt.

The so-called risk is nothing more than whether the ratio between effort and return is cost-effective. If the return is large, it should require some effort.

At this time, the woman still felt that the Chen brothers were at the County Public Security Bureau and would not be back in a short time. After all, Chen Aibing was beaten with blood all over his face and would be detained for at least fifteen days.

As long as you operate it properly and make a time difference, you can completely get this wave of gifts for free.

Thinking of this, the woman looked at Secretary Sun.

Of course she can twist the other person's ears to force him to agree, but that's what a shrew does. She is not one of those shrews who doesn't understand anything when it comes to big things.

The village secretary has the final say when it comes to making decisions.

The village secretary noticed the woman's eyes.

It was a bit difficult to handle now. He stood there and frowned in confusion. In the end, the greed in front of him defeated the reason in his heart.

After all, the risks are unknown and may or may not exist, but the gifts in front of you are real.

Just this Sony player costs over a thousand yuan at a glance. He can definitely bring it over to his grandson to play with it for a few days, and then put it back into the box and send it to the town leaders.

As long as you do it properly, you might be able to kill two birds with one stone.

The reason for reaching this conclusion is that on the one hand, he is confident in his own skills and abilities, and on the other hand, he also has some selfish motives, which are not convenient to be disclosed to the outside world, not even to his wife.

Once word gets out, that's a big risk.

"Well, since it is your kindness, I will not refuse. What I say in this three-acre land still has some weight. I will do my best to help the two distinguished guests get things done."

The village secretary finally took a stand.

The smile on Su Hao's face became even brighter. He personally handed the Sony player to the kid and said kindly: "Don't touch this with water or drop it. Otherwise, if it breaks, there will be no place to repair it nearby, so we have to go to the county town." ”

The little kid got up from the ground immediately, took a breath of snot, and called uncle with a smile.

Then he took the player and ran away, not even throwing Ultraman on the ground. Apparently he was worried that someone would regret it.

The woman immediately picked up Ultraman and skin care products and chased after him from behind.

Before leaving, the village secretary loudly warned from behind, "Kill a chicken when you go back, put more rice when cooking at night, and buy two more sets of bowls and chopsticks."

The woman replied from a distance: "Of course I know that I won't neglect these two distinguished guests."

After the two left, the village secretary smiled affectionately and said, "I'll take you in to settle down first."

Then the door to the conference room was opened.

It's said to be a conference room, but it's actually a relatively private reception room. The furnishings inside are similar to the conference room in the county public security bureau, with a coffee table, two couches, and a desk inside.

The outdoor unit of the air conditioner is hung on the wall.

The village secretary immediately picked up the remote control and turned on the air conditioner. He took the initiative to carry the luggage of several people in and said modestly: "The conditions in the village are like this. I can only make do with you on the sofa at night. I will go home later." Find two blankets and use them to cover your stomach at night to avoid catching a cold."

"The toilet is just around the corner from the door. It's a dry toilet."