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On the other side, Zi Ning went to tease Xiao Bai.

The civet cat was curled up alone in the corner of the sofa. It was getting older and older, and the color of its hair was not good, and its words and deeds were too sensible and mature. Zi Ning had lost its novelty with it, and now she obviously prefers this new pet Xiaobai. .

At this moment, Xiaobai was curled up on a pair of cotton slippers, sleeping so well.

Suddenly, Zi Ning picked him up by the neck and twisted him up, kicking his short legs and making squeaking sounds of protest.

Zi Ning threw a carrot in front of it, and the hedgehog immediately became quiet. It broke free from Zi Ning's restraints and crawled towards the carrot, feasting on it just like Su Hao at the moment.

The civet cat opened its eyes, glanced at Zi Ning and Xiao Bai, and quickly closed them again.

After teasing Xiao Bai, Zi Ning returned to Su Hao in a good mood, hung on Su Hao's back like a hedgehog, shook his shoulder and said: "I made so much money this time, most of it belongs to you. Can I share half of the credit with you?"

Su Hao had noodles stuffed in his mouth and ignored her.

Zi Ning shook Su Hao hard again and said coquettishly: "How about we split it into [-]-[-], you get [-]-[-] and I get [-]-[-]. Anyway, it's all up to you to make this money."

Su Hao retorted: "You can keep it and buy a house. How can I be such a stingy person?"

Zi Ning was even more happy, "Ah Hao, you are so good to me. I am so happy to be your girlfriend."

This time can be regarded as a double blessing of promotion and wealth.

Su Hao was promoted and Zi Ning got rich. No wonder she was so happy today, her mouth was split open.

Su Hao had already eaten half of a large bowl of noodles, and he was no longer so hungry. He glanced at Zi Ning and said, "Since someone has made so much money, is it okay to help me run errands and do some small things?"

"No problem at all."

"Well, you go out now and buy two of the props for the offering, and also buy a large writing brush. Go now, you'll need it later."

Even though Su Hao copied the contents of the Five Animal Gods' pamphlet to Zi Ning, he could tell that the girl didn't take it seriously.

Now that there is a crisis in Yangshou, Su Hao has no choice but to prepare for the worst and make two preparations.

The plan of the Five Animal Gods will also be accelerated.

At the same time, the credibility of his judge pen has been exhausted, and now he needs to find the power of faith for the judge pen. He plans to worship it at home first to see how quickly the judge pen recovers.

If recovery is too slow, think of other methods.

After Zi Ning left, Su Hao took the empty bowl back to the kitchen and saw half-chopped ribs on the chopping board.

It was the sound of Zi Ning chopping ribs that woke him up just now.

These ribs bought from the vegetable market were originally chopped, but because they were uneven in size, they still needed to be processed a second time.

In addition to the ribs, there are also a few sections of lotus root that have been washed and thrown aside.

This is the feast Zi Ning prepared for Su Hao.

Su Hao completed the unfinished steps of Zi Ning, added the purchased seasonings into the earthen pot, lit the fire, and began to slowly stew the ribs.

It's actually faster to press this thing with a pressure cooker, but Su Hao doesn't have a pressure cooker at home.

Chapter 295 Special Incident Handling Department

Half an hour later, Zi Ning came back with two bags.

A bag contained a writing brush, a bottle of ink, and a stack of white paper. She thought Su Hao wanted to practice calligraphy.

Another bag contains the props offered.

Su Hao took a look at the environment of his living room, dragged out the bedside table from the bedroom, placed it against the wall, and pasted a sketch of a hedgehog prepared in advance on the wall.

He placed the brush next to the portrait of the hedgehog, then the two incense burners, and took two empty bowls from the kitchen and placed them in front of the brush and the portrait of the hedgehog.

Light incense and offer tribute.

Zi Ning took out a white radish from the refrigerator and placed it in a porcelain bowl in front of the portrait of the hedgehog. Su Hao cut one of his fingers with a knife and dripped a few drops of blood into it.

Then he burned several pieces of yellow paper, threw the ashes of the yellow paper into the porcelain bowl, and mixed them with the blood.

Zi Ning was surprised and said: "Is this how you worship?"

Su Hao glanced back and slid the hedgehog, which was munching carrots, onto the bedside table and stood in front of the portrait. However, the hedgehog kept looking left and right with his small eyes, as if he was a little afraid of heights.

Finally, attracted by the fragrance of white radish, I dropped the carrot, picked up the wrapped radish and started to eat it.

Su Hao found two pairs of slippers, put them on the ground, and told Zi Ning: "Start worshiping now. You worship the hedgehog, and I will worship the writing brush."

Zi Ning said in confusion: "I understand if you ask me to worship the hedgehog, but why do you want to worship the brush?"

Su Hao couldn't explain it directly to her, so he said nonsensically: "This is to pay homage to my future son. I hope he will study hard and learn some culture, and won't be like his father who can only become a policeman."

Zi Ning's eyes flashed with sparkle. She tilted her head and stared at Su Hao. Apparently she was thinking further. She covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Actually, I think being a police officer is quite good."

"Start worshiping. Remember, you must be sincere."

The two knelt down side by side, put their hands together, and began to pray with their eyes closed.

Su Hao bowed and vaguely noticed that there was a connection between him and the brush on the altar table. In fact, the brush was just a cover up. The translucent judge's pen had already been integrated with the brush.

Su Hao seemed to see a trace of incense and force in the pen of the judge whose credibility had been exhausted.

The depleted credibility inside has been slightly restored, but very little.

Su Hao breathed a sigh of relief, it just works.

On the other side, Zi Ning bowed twice and opened and closed her lips, obviously reciting something silently. Su Hao ended the worship early and observed that the hedgehog on the altar table was lying on his stomach and feasting. At this moment, he seemed to be receiving some magical response. He cocked his ears and became alert.

It looked left and right for a moment, and its eyes gradually fell on Zi Ning below.

Then he threw down the white radish and crawled to the portrait of the hedgehog. He leaned against the wall like the supine hedgehog in the portrait, sniffing and sniffing incense.

The mouth is split and seems to be smiling.

Su Hao was amazed for a moment.

Although the Five Animal Gods are the castrated versions of the Five Great Immortals, there is actually one thing in common between the Five Animal Gods and the Five Great Immortals. The animals that can be selected to serve as domestic immortals are either smart or loyal.

Either it's a side sect, it has a unique secret recipe.

The most partial one is Liu Xian, also known as Big Python.

The smart ones include foxes, weasels, mice, and hedgehogs, and the loyal ones include cows and dogs.

Even sheep and pigs, which everyone thinks have low IQs, are actually not low in intelligence among animals. They have been with humans for a long time, and they are family fairies with half IQ and half loyalty.

Su Hao couldn't understand this chicken.

He probably regarded the five animals as the chickens offered to the Five Immortals, specifically the rooster. Why?

Because the rooster can crow.

In ancient times, there were no alarm clocks, watches, or watchmen in rural areas. The crowing of the rooster could barely function as a clock. In addition, the rooster was also an expert at killing poisonous insects and snakes, and could also look after homes and homes.

Otherwise, the hens and chicks at home will be eaten by weasels and birds of prey, making it difficult for them to survive safely.

Su Hao estimated that in addition to these, the rooster must have other functions that he didn't know about, such as being able to ward off evil spirits, otherwise people wouldn't include it among the five animals and worship it as a fairy.

Never underestimate the wisdom of the ancients.

The rooster, like the boa constrictor, is reluctantly included in the partial list.

Among them, animals with high IQs are the most popular, because if you want to worship the family fairy, you must first cultivate a tacit understanding between the host and the family fairy, which is the so-called spiritual connection.

Otherwise, if the species are different and their languages ​​are different, how can they communicate?

The time it takes to develop a tacit understanding can be long or short. There are very few examples of Zi Ning and Xiao Bai establishing a tacit bond in such a quick time.

Su Hao looked at Xiao Bai who was overjoyed at the altar table and already had a plan in mind.

From now on, Zi Ning must be told to worship every day.

This was also the preparation Su Hao made after learning that his life span was not long.

What if he only has one and a half years left to live? How will Zi Ning and Cheng Jiahui survive in this crisis-ridden world when he is gone?

What if they encounter some strange and dangerous events in the future?

After a while, Zi Ning finished her worship. She still closed her eyes obediently and asked Su Hao: "Ah Hao, can I open my eyes now?"

"Okay, from now on you just need to come over to my place and worship me every day. It should be as normal as washing your face and brushing your teeth."

Zi Ning's face suddenly fell and she questioned: "Ah, but I think this is useless. I just like to keep pets."

"Who says it's useless? Look at Xiaobai."

Zi Ning opened her eyes and was surprised to find that Xiao Bai on the altar table was eye-to-eye with her. The two had a tacit understanding before.

Zi Ning was immediately surprised and said: "Xiao Bai, come down."

Xiaobai seemed to understand immediately and climbed to the altar table, looking at the drop of more than one meter and hesitated.

Zi Ning was so excited that she immediately took it off, along with the white radish in its mouth.

Behind the two of them, the civet cat was staring unblinkingly at the movements of several people, seeming to be deep in thought.

The two spent a day cozying up at home.

Early the next morning, branch office Cao Dahua called Su Hao. He said with joy in his voice: "Ah Hao, are you okay? I heard that you were injured in the operations a few days ago?"

"It's okay. I'm much better after a day of rest."

"I received a piece of good news. If you have time today, you'd better go to the General Administration Bureau and meet Director Zhang. The new department of the Special Incident Management Office has been approved at the meeting, and the police department has also approved it. It is said that a key position inside is reserved for you."

Cao Dahua said on the phone with an envious look on his face: "You've become more prosperous this time. I think you'll be promoted to several levels in a row."

Su Hao's ears suddenly stood up, "Did you hear any inside information?"

Cao Dahua pretended to be mysterious and said: "Anyway, you should go there as soon as possible and you will find out. After you are done, remember to go to your sister Qiu's office to sit down. We are all our own people. Don't get angry."

"it is good."

The two hung up.

Su Hao looked at Zi Ning beside the bed, pushed her and said, "I'll go to the headquarters. You stay at home and remember to worship every day."

Zi Ning yawned lazily, "I know."

In the headquarters, Su Hao felt refreshed and led by the female police officer at the front desk to outside Zhang Guoyi's office. He knocked on the door and the female police officer went in to report.

After a while, a voice came from inside, "Come in, I'm getting someone to call you."

Su Hao entered the room. After the policewoman left, Zhang Guoyi came to the sofa and sat down in an approachable manner.

"We are all our own people. Let me tell you the truth. The new department of the Special Incident Handling Office has been approved and will be established immediately. You will be the leader of this new department. However, there are some differences regarding the level of the new department. Opinion."

"In addition, the rewards I promised before will be fulfilled. All the miscellaneous police officers who participated in this mission will be upgraded to at least one level, and there will be an additional bonus of 2 in the account that month."

"As for your level, you were a trainee inspector before, but this time you were directly promoted to chief inspector. The 23-year-old chief inspector is really a dazzling pearl."

Su Hao sent Zhang Guoyi a cigarette and asked, "About the level of the new department?"

Zhang Guoyi lit a cigarette and took a puff and said: "The difference lies here. They think you are too young and cannot convince the public when you are the head of an important department. Secondly, you are too young and have been promoted too quickly recently and are easily jealous of others."

"So, their opinion is that if you serve as the head of the Special Incident Handling Division as the Chief Inspector, then the level of this department will still be under the Kowloon City Branch, and its importance will be the same as that of the Crime Unit."

"If the General Administration assigns a person to take charge of a new department and you serve as the second in command, then the level of this new department can be raised to the same level as the branch offices. Of course, the configuration in all aspects will definitely be streamlined and not as complete as the branch offices. , your new department will be responsible for all supernatural cases that occur on the Kowloon Peninsula."

"Police officers from the Miscellaneous Section of other branches who participated in the operation will be assigned to this new department and will directly follow your command. In addition, if the manpower is still insufficient, you can apply, and it will basically be approved."

Su Hao clicked his tongue.

Needless to say, some people must be jealous and want to pick peaches directly.

You don't see them when you're working, you don't see them when you take on responsibilities, and you can't do without them when you pick peaches afterwards. This is a characteristic of the Celestial Dynasty.

Even if we change time and space, even if we are on Hong Kong Island, such dirty things are still inevitable.

Politics or officialdom, in the final analysis, is actually a process of mutual compromise.

Until the interests and needs of all parties are agreed upon.

Although Zhang Guoyi is the top leader of the Kowloon Peninsula General Administration, and Yu Suqiu of the Personnel Department is probably on his side, he still can't make a decision.

According to Su Hao's understanding, there are a total of 5 deputy directors in the entire General Administration, and they are probably divided into several factions.

Su Hao thought for a while and said: "If I accept the second option, then who will the General Administration send to be the leader of the new department?"

This top position is very critical.

If Su Hao and Su Hao don't work together, and try to get in each other's way, it will be enough for Su Hao to drink.

He would never allow such dirty things to happen.