I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

I don’t know who is higher and who is lower compared to the Feng Shui master’s mole?

Chapter 314 Paper Guns and Paper Figures

Su Hao asked the previous question again.

"Master Chen knows where she went? How can we find her?"

Chen Zhazhi came to a low-lying area of ​​​​a pool. He did not mind being dirty. He put his hand into the sewage and felt it for a moment. He shook his head and said, "She is no longer here. If you ask me where she is now? Huangshan The village has the greatest possibility.”

This conclusion coincides with Su Hao's speculation.

"Master Chen is here just to help Inspector You collect the corpses?"

Chen Zhazhi shook his head, "No, I came here to help him summon his soul. This battle is not over yet."

Chen Zhazhi looked at the sky again and saw that it was still dusk, and it was estimated that there was still half an hour until dark.

He returned to the van alone, opened the door, and took out some strange things from inside, including a spray gun tied with paper.

There is also a motorcycle made of paper, which looks a bit like the Harley-Davidson motorcycle that is currently the most popular among young people, and a paper man the size of a normal person.

This paper man looks familiar. Both his hairstyle and clothes are similar to those of Inspector You during his lifetime.

Su Hao also obtained the secret books of [Power Puppet] and [Heart Puppet], and he was very familiar with all kinds of puppets. He touched it with his hand and immediately made a sound of surprise, "Is the material of this paper puppet made of willow?"

As mentioned earlier, the willow tree is one of the five ghost trees.

(Five ghost trees: mulberry, willow, poplar, locust, and neem.)

Moreover, it can both summon souls and fight ghosts, so there is a saying that willow branches fight ghosts.

Su Hao pinched the arms and legs of the doll and found that they were actually made of willow.

Chen Zhazhi explained from the side: "This doll took me several days, and I even took out materials that I have treasured for a long time. The torso is made of willow, and the joints are made of bamboo. The doll The head was cut out of a mulberry tree stump."

"It's a pity that this willow tree is only more than 100 years old, which is still too short. If you give me a willow tree that is more than 300 years old, I can do better."

While Su Hao was surprised, he couldn't help but have a little more expectation for what would happen next.

It was getting dark soon, and several people spent half the night in the shack on the construction site. At around [-] o'clock at night, Li Ang pushed Su Hao awake without saying a word.

"Wake up, do you think Inspector You can come back?"

After a fierce battle during the day, and because he didn't sleep well last night, before going to sleep at night, Su Hao asked Li Ang to call him at the right time.

Su Hao had helped Huang Yongfa summon souls before and was already very familiar with this process. What he was curious about was Chen Zhazhi's other superpower.

It is said that the thing made by this guy is really useful after being burned.

Su Hao came out of the shack area without saying a word and found that an incense altar had been set up outside. The so-called incense altar consisted of a black kitchen table and a copper basin.

Li Ang watched with interest.

Su Hao said in confusion, "You don't have yin and yang eyes. Can you see ghosts?"

Li Ang retorted: "Who said I don't have yin and yang eyes?"

After saying that, he took out a bottle of transparent thick liquid - cow's tears from his pocket.

Su Hao actually forgot about this thing.

Li Ang smeared cow tears on his eyelids, blinked his eyes, and suddenly found that there was an indescribable feeling in the whole world.

"So you are Mr. Li."

Li Ang made a fuss and pointed at a male ghost standing next to Chen Zhazhi. Mr. Li glared back at him fiercely, very rudely.

Mr. Li was afraid of Su Hao's discernment, but he was not afraid of a dilettante like Li Ang.

Chen Zhazhi stood in front of the incense altar with a solemn expression. He glanced at Li Ang dissatisfied and said, "Please keep quiet."

After speaking, he kept throwing yellow paper into the copper basin. The flames instantly devoured the yellow paper and burned it to ashes. It was swept several meters into the air by the surrounding mountain wind, forming a small whirlwind.

The surrounding temperature dropped several degrees instantly.

Su Hao felt a little more enlightened, "It seems he is coming back."

Chen Zhazhi grasped the rhythm of summoning spirits like a mature chef. He moved the paper man next to him and stamped it in the copper basin. At his feet, there was a yellow talisman attached to the head of the paper man at some point.

When Su Hao got closer, he realized that it was not a yellow charm, but a small piece of paper with the birth date of Inspector You written on it.

The paper man's body seemed to be bigger than the copper basin, but as soon as he was thrown in, a series of flames burst out from all over his body, and the flames immediately swallowed up the entire paper man.

Su Hao immediately understood that the paper man had been poured with gasoline.

"The soul returns..."

Chen Zhazhi recited an ancient poem devoutly.

The full text of this ancient poem is "Calling the Soul" written by Qu Yuan

At this critical moment, several people around him stared at the incense altar without blinking. Suddenly, Mr. Li next to him became excited and waved his finger in the direction of the pool.

I saw a figure wearing a windbreaker coming out of the pool on the wind, still with a cool expression on his face, but when he saw the people at the scene, there was a moment of trance on his face.

Inspector You immediately understood the cause and effect of the matter.

He didn't dwell too much on how he turned into a ghost, he just silently approached the burning doll without saying a word.

Then he pressed his whole body against it.

The light in front of him seemed to fluctuate momentarily. Inspector You's shadow and the ashes of the burning puppet kept overlapping and separated. After a few minutes, the two almost merged into one.

The flames that had not been extinguished before seemed to be transferred to Inspector You.

Chen Zhazhi watched happily and proudly showed off: "How? This doll is my treasure. After it was made, I took it to the temple to receive incense and offer it as an offering. This way you will have fewer obstacles when you merge the two into one. Maybe there will be more superpowers.”

"Hurry up and give it a try."

As Inspector You thought, his body was instantly covered with a layer of Yang Fire. As soon as his thoughts died out, this layer of Yang Fire disappeared again.

Sure enough, the burning fire power of the doll was transferred to Inspector You.

Chen Zhazhi sighed beside him and said, "What a pity, it's not Yinhuo."

This Yang Fire can only burn things in the Yang world and has no effect on Yin spirits.

Yin fire is different. It can not only burn things in the underworld, but also has power when it falls on living people.

Chen Zhazhi is too greedy.

Inspector You deliberately tried to ease him and said, "Look at this."

He spread his hands, and a whirlpool appeared in the water. A turbid water column was wrapped in the vortex. He then threw the water column towards the copper basin, and a ball of sewage rushed down, instantly extinguishing the flames in the copper basin. .

There was a hint of surprise in Chen Zhazhi's voice, "Have you mastered some of the ability to control water?"

"No wonder. You died in a pool. It's no wonder you gained the ability to control water. It's a pity that this water is also the water of the underworld, and it is still a ball of sewage."

"When you were alive, you were destined to be a lonely star. After death, you can actually become the same body as water and fire. It's really strange. I don't know whether this is a good thing or a bad thing."

After showing off his superpower, Inspector You turned around and nodded towards Su Hao and Li Ang as a greeting.

Then he came to Mr. Li, patted him on the shoulder and said, "From now on, you are no longer alone."

Mr. Li's expression was a little complicated. "It's a pity that I died from being shot at close range or was accidentally killed. Apart from being faster, I didn't gain any special abilities."

Inspector You consoled him: "From now on, we will still be partners together. You just need to be responsible for the investigation, and I will be responsible for killing the enemy."

Chen Zhazhi lit the copper basin again and threw objects into it one after another, including the paper-zhazhi spray gun. "Look, see if this gun fits your hand."

After burning the gun, next came a pair of relatively small Harley motorcycles, both of which were two-seater.

Then there are fruit mobile phones and a villa made of paper.

Mr. Li looked envious and jealous, "Master Chen, where is mine?"

Chen Zhazhi explained: "You two are together, didn't you see that this motorcycle is a two-seater?"

At this time, Inspector You had already exchanged a shot for a gun. At some point, there was a motorcycle under him. When he stepped on the accelerator, he heard a faint roar.

There was a burst of sun fire on his body, and there was a spear on his shoulder.

Mr. Li sat on the back seat of the motorcycle. Inspector You hit the accelerator, and Mr. Li disappeared into the night in an instant.

Li Ang was stunned as he watched, "If after I die, someone would burn paper for me like this, I would be satisfied. But you have everything except a few paper girls."

Chen Zhazhi joked beside him: "He already has someone he likes. Before, he deliberately kept a distance because he was worried about his own life. Now he has become a ghost and has no worries anymore. He will probably go there now." Confess your love."

"Oh, it's a pity that the two of them are separated by nature. So what if the confession is successful? What an injustice."

A beautiful female nurse appeared in Su Hao's mind.

At this time, Inspector You chose to express his love as soon as possible, not to have the other person, but to make up for the regrets left during his lifetime.

Such a life is really miserable.

Chen Zhazhi was about to clean up the guy, but Su Hao quickly stopped him and said, "Wait a minute, I need to use this copper basin of yours."

Li Ang seemed to have thought of something, turned around and took out a sack from the shack area. This sack contained the dismembered bones of Chu Renmei.

Su Hao could have burned the bones directly during the day while there was still sunlight, but his mental energy during the day was too much and he was no longer able to make the diamond talisman. In order to be safe, he chose to sleep first. Wait until your mental strength recovers to some extent before dealing with it.

Chen Zhazhi had already seen the white bones of Chu Renmei during the day. He stared at the bones and said, "It's really about to become a spirit."

Su Hao asked curiously: "Can this white bone become a spirit by itself?"

Chen Zhazhi nodded, "Of course, but now is the Dharma Ending Age. There is a lack of spiritual energy between heaven and earth, and there is also a lack of yin energy. Although this Huangshan Village is a place where yin gathers, it is a pity that the scale is still too small. A ghost general has reached his limit.”

"If we find a larger place to gather the shade and bury this bones, I'm afraid it won't take more than 100 years for it to become a climate."

While several people were talking, Su Hao had already poured the bones out of the sack, poured a layer of gasoline on them, and then lit them up with a burst of fire.

There was a burst of howling like ghosts and wolves, and faintly intermittent Cantonese opera female voices could be heard.

Chu Renmei's body was burned, and her soul must have felt it.

Chen Zhazhi stood aside with a serious face, looking at the black mist rising from the brazier, and shouted: "This Chu Renmei doesn't dare to come."

"Then let her live one more day, and leave it to Inspector You to avenge him during his lifetime."

Su Hao couldn't help but asked out of curiosity: "How do you think the current Inspector You's strength compares to Chu Renmei's?"

"Of course it's not as good as this. Aren't there a few of you here?"

Chen Zhazhi continued to explain: "Chu Renmei is at the level of a ghost general, but he should be a relatively weak one among ghost generals. Even with the many props I prepared for him, Inspector You can only be at the level of a ghost pawn at most. Among ghost strokers, they are relatively strong, and there is a natural gap between the two."

"However, Inspector You is not alone, and Chu Renmei has no help. Even a lion cannot withstand the siege of a pack of wolves."

Su Hao guessed that Chen Zhazhi must have a big move to deal with ghosts.

"Your 2002 department has always been a combination of one person and one ghost. Now Inspector Tour has also become a ghost. In the future, won't your 2002 department be cancelled?"

Chen Zhazhi scratched the back of his head and said, "I have been prepared for a long time. I have already identified a young man with Yin and Yang eyes who is also a police officer in advance. I will transfer him to the 2002 department in the future."

"But even so, after this battle, the strength of our 2002 department will definitely be damaged, and we don't know how long it will take to recover. If we encounter a difficult case by then, I hope that your colleagues from the Special Incident Handling Division can come and help. handle."

Chen Zhazhi has now become the head of the 2002 department.

Su Hao immediately exchanged phone numbers with him.

Several people waited at the scene for a while, but the inspector never returned. It was estimated that he would not be back in a short time.

It's true that you can even throw away your own body and ignore it. How long have you been suppressed by love?

Su Hao and Li Ang helped carry Inspector You's body to the van. They made an appointment to come to Huangshan Village to encircle Chu Renmei tomorrow night, and then parted ways at the foot of the mountain.

Before parting, Li Ang asked somewhat covertly: "Do you need my help in the battle tomorrow night?"

Su Hao was hailing a taxi on the side of the road. Without thinking, he shook his head and said, "No, because I will use my ultimate move tomorrow night. Do you think their 2002 department has helpers, but I don't?"

Li Ang showed a slight pity and hesitated for a while before saying: "Actually, what I want to say is that next time you go to Qingshan Mental Hospital to find me, don't go through our director. You can directly give me the 2 yuan benefit." , wouldn’t it be better if there were no middlemen making the difference?”

Su Hao couldn't help but smile, "Okay, as long as you are sure that you can escape."

"Then it's settled, you can find me by calling this number when the time comes."

Li Ang pushed a small note to Su Hao.

Soon, the taxi stopped on the side of the road. Su Hao got into the car and waved to Li Ang, "In my eyes, you have always been a genius. Please maintain your usual style."

Li Ang looked happy and rushed to the first two steps: "Actually, I am preparing to study a big project here. Didn't you find that it is very troublesome for us to get out of Huangshan Village? If we could fly down directly from the hillside, it would save a lot of time ?”

"I'm researching and designing a project that can be worn on the head and let people fly directly in the sky. Is Inspector Su interested in investing in it?"

Li Ang pulled the car door to pull investment. The driver in the front seat couldn't stand it anymore. He stuck his head out of the car window and yelled: "I still have a multi-billion deal in my crotch that I want to discuss with a rich woman. How about you help me?" Shall I find a rich woman to come over?"