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There must have been some hard training in the evening.

Su Hao had dinner outside early and brought home a pizza. This pizza can be used directly after heating it in the microwave. It was a late night snack that he prepared for himself in advance.

After taking a shower, Su Hao put on a set of loose sportswear. He focused on the tip of his nose. A light yellow item like a spice bag appeared in his mind. When Su Hao focused on the experience bag, he only saw He felt like his mind was spinning, and a cool and transparent breath covered his whole body.

The thoughts in his mind suddenly became particularly clear.

"Is this what the experience pack is for?"

"This thing can only last for a month and can temporarily improve your understanding."

This was his confidence to pass the assessment.

Chapter 59 The Effect of Experience Pack

Su Hao stood on the spot and replayed the scene he saw before in his mind.

The three kicks performed by Tan Zuochen himself are somewhat different from the three kicks performed by Cheng Jiahui. Tan Zuochen's kicks have a fierce momentum, which can also be called murderous aura.

There is no such thing in Cheng Jiahui's leg skills, although her legs are also very fast and very long.

Of course, it's also possible that the other party didn't show it at all.

Su Hao adjusted his mentality, stood with his legs in front of one another, let his arms hang down naturally, and held them with both hands to maintain the balance of his body, and then kicked forward fiercely.

"I seem to have strength, but there is still something missing."

"By the way, it has to be unexpected, it has to be natural, and the speed can't be too slow."

Many gangsters are very good at this move and use it very frequently during fights.

The reason why it is so frequent is that it is highly practical.

Strength ensures its lethality.

Surprise ensures its accuracy.

The speed cannot be too slow, otherwise it will be over if someone gets out of the way or someone grabs your feet.

Su Hao retracted his legs, returned to normal position, and kicked again, and so on.

After kicking a hundred times, he retracted his legs and rested. A line of sweat broke out on his forehead and his breathing became thicker.

This move may seem simple and ordinary, but it is actually not that simple to achieve the effect. You must have strength, surprise, speed, and the balance of the entire body.

People originally rely on their legs to maintain body balance. If you suddenly kick out one leg and stand on only one leg, you need to adjust your upper body and arms to maintain this short-term balance as much as possible to ensure the next step. Adaptive tactics.

"By the way, there's also the rhythm of breathing."

Su Hao seemed to have gradually found a certain rhythm.

A seemingly simple kick mobilizes almost all parts of the body.

Pulled around and moved the whole body.

After another hundred kicks, his right leg was already sore and numb, so he switched to his left leg and continued kicking.

After kicking out his left leg 200 times, Su Hao felt that the effect of this move was almost the same. After all, the opponent only gave him one night. If the request was too high, it would be a bit too much.

Su Hao drank a glass of warm water, rested for a while, and continued to practice the second move.

After kicking his left and right legs 200 times each in the second move, Su Hao felt as if he had been fished out of a bathtub, and his whole body was already soaked.

The muscles in my legs are sore.

This seemingly simple and ordinary movement, if practiced over and over again, actually consumes the human body's physical strength, endurance and mental strength.

After using the Chinese martial arts experience pack, although Su Hao's understanding has improved, the consumption of his mental power has also intensified.

He rested for a while and was already feeling hungry.

I looked at the time and saw that it was just before eight o'clock in the evening.

The most difficult move has not yet begun, and it is not possible to continue like this.

He also didn't forget Cheng Jiahui's advice on opening the muscles and pressing the legs. If he didn't prepare to open the muscles in advance, he wouldn't be able to perform the third move at all, or in other words, even if he forced it out, he wouldn't be able to meet the requirements.

Su Hao picked up his cell phone and dialed Uncle Gui.

"Uncle Gui, do you know any massage masters nearby? Those with better skills would be best able to provide door-to-door services."

Uncle Gui on the other side of the phone was stunned for a moment, his voice trembled, and his pitch was raised a lot, "Door service?"

He was about to say, "How can I possibly know such a technician? Am I such a person?"

After thinking about it, I felt something was wrong.

He just introduced his niece to Su Hao, and now this kid is letting himself go and letting himself fall?

Su Hao also felt that there was something wrong with Uncle Gui's voice on the phone, so he took the initiative to explain: "I was exercising at home and strained my muscles. I want to find a blind masseur to come and give me a massage, a male master."

"That's right."

Uncle Gui breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's best to bring me some food when you come, and I'll pay the bill together then."

"Okay, please keep an eye on your cell phone. I'll contact you. They may call you later to confirm."

Uncle Gui is also an old neighbor here. There is a lot of traffic in the area. Not only are there many restaurants, but there are also many stores that provide massage services. It is definitely right to find Uncle Gui.

Half an hour later, a 40-year-old male technician wearing a white T-shirt and carrying a toolbox knocked on Su Hao's door.

the next day.

Su Hao didn't get up until noon.

Who says male technicians are cheaper than female technicians?

Yesterday, he stayed with the other party for a total of 3 hours. He first massaged his legs, and then helped him stretch his legs and stretch his muscles. Although he didn't do the split horse in one step, he was barely able to do the third move.

After Su Hao completed all three sets of movements 1000 times, he asked the other party to massage him again after taking a bath. He gave him a total of 3 yuan in 1000 hours.

Among them, 100 yuan is the meal fee, 800 yuan is the massage service fee, and 100 yuan is the tip. After all, let the other party come here alone.

Even so, when Su Hao got up the next day, he still felt soreness in the veins at the base of his legs and some numbness in his calf muscles.

No wonder there is a saying that poor literature and rich martial arts are poor.

Without money, practicing martial arts will make you sick.

Su Hao felt it deeply at this moment.

Of course, all this may also be related to his physical development. It is indeed too late to start learning martial arts at the age of 22.

After Su Hao washed up and went downstairs to have lunch, he took a taxi to the warehouse with his legs in a weird walking posture. He took the time in the car to make a call to Peng Bing and learned that there was nothing in the office at the moment and there was no need. He called the police.

You can continue to fish.

When Su Hao came, there happened to be a boss and a boy in the warehouse who came to pick up the goods. He watched several people take turns carrying the goods to the van. During this period, the boss even shouted at Tan Zuochen unceremoniously. The reporter changed his cold attitude towards Su Hao yesterday and hurriedly followed with Xiao Xiao to help.

Su Hao suddenly felt something new.

He remembered what Uncle Gui had said to him before, "What's wrong with a Kung Fu master? He still has to eat, drink, and defecate, let alone a lame old man."

Life is not easy.

Maybe this is the life of ordinary people in this world.

Su Hao also helped from the side.

After the person who took the goods left, Tan Zuochen moved a stool and sat on it, lit a cigarette for himself, and then changed to a cold posture, "Have you practiced the three moves I taught you yesterday? Kick it to me. look."

Su Hao came to the open space next to him and stood there, took a breath and kicked out fiercely.

Then he retracted his legs and returned to the straight position, turned sideways and kicked to the chest, then retracted his ankles, raised them 20 centimeters upwards, and kicked in mid-air again.

There was a faint sound of cracking in the air.

When he was practicing the second and third kicks yesterday, he discovered that these two kicks should be a combo.

The second kick is a kick to the chest, and the third kick is an upward kick to the opponent's neck and ears. The two moves should be done in one go, rather than separately.

Tan Zuochen, who was smoking on the stool, his eyes lit up and he quickly regained his composure.

"Okay, you have met the first condition. I have two more conditions. Just listen to them. If you don't want to, you can just leave."

"Please speak."

"The second condition is that I also learned my martial arts from my master. For this, I not only paid a apprenticeship fee, but also worked as a free laborer and apprentice at the other side's village for three years. You want to learn from me? If you work hard, you have to pay tuition, do you agree with this truth?"

Su Hao took a breath and said, "This is what you should pay. You can give me the amount you pay."

Chapter 60

When Uncle Gui introduced Tan Zuochen, he said that he needed money for living and retirement. Su Hao had already been mentally prepared for this. When he came to visit yesterday, he had 5 Hong Kong dollars in his pocket.

He had previously sold a piece of video material to a ghost-detection program group, and after buying the equipment, he still had 1 yuan left. Yesterday, he spent 8 on a massage therapist. Adding in the miscellaneous expenses of the past few days, he still had about 1000 yuan left.

This is all the belongings.

"Ten thousand Hong Kong dollars a month. You study with me for three months. If you can meet my requirements after three months, I will give you the skills to keep the bottom of the box. I will tell you my third plan at that time." What is the request? As for now, you can’t even do it after hearing it.”

"In these three months, if you study seriously, I will teach you seriously, without any secrets. If you study perfunctorily, I will teach you perfunctorily."

Su Hao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that he only had to pay [-] tuition fees for the first month.

If you can learn real kung fu for only 3 yuan, it is definitely a good deal.

As for the third request, the other party didn't mention it. Su Hao didn't ask him for the time being as the time was not yet available. He wouldn't be asked to do something that he couldn't do.

Su Hao wasn't disgusted with this kind of behavior that clearly stated his intentions in advance. Although the other party's words and deeds were somewhat realistic, considering Tan Zuochen's past experience and current situation, he took it for granted.

"This is [-] Hong Kong dollars. I will pay the remaining tuition fees in the second month."

The other party was happy, and so was Su Hao. He took out a bunch of brand new Hong Kong dollars from his pocket and handed them over.

After Tan Zuochen took it, he didn't count and put it directly on the coffee table next to him. He turned around and went into the bedroom to take out a kettle. Su Hao understood instantly, took the teapot from the other person's hand, poured a cup of hot tea, knelt on one leg and raised his hands. Serve tea to Tan Zuochen with a tea cup.

The latter didn't care whether Su Hao had one leg or two legs. He took the teacup and took a sip, "Okay, get up."

"The three kicks I asked you to learn yesterday will test your determination, perseverance, and attitude. Although you are a bit older and missed the best opportunity to learn martial arts, your talent is pretty good. Learn from me for a while. , Not to mention how great an achievement it is, at least it’s no problem to play five against one.”

"I heard that you are also a policeman. You don't need to live a life of licking blood from the knife edge. Building your body will definitely be enough to catch criminals."

After Tan Zuochen finished speaking, he smiled self-deprecatingly, "I didn't expect that when I was young, I was a gangster and was regarded as a thorn in the side of the police. When I got old, I actually took on two police apprentices. I don't know if this is a kind of irony."

After Tan Zuichen finished speaking, he limped to the goods in the warehouse. He suddenly turned around and leaned to the side with his thigh, causing a cardboard box placed next to it to spin.

Tan Zuochen pushed his knee again, and the carton instantly accelerated and slid straight towards Su Hao.

Su Hao's eyes widened. He thought this was another test for Tan Jiuchen. He immediately lowered his body, put his knees against the rotating carton, and took advantage of the situation to hug it up with both hands.

Unexpectedly, the carton continued to push Su Hao and slid back half a meter before it stopped, leaving a clear mark on the ground.

Su Hao's face was red and serious, and he was secretly shocked again.

The carton was about the same size as a refrigerator cabinet. He originally thought it would weigh at most fifty or sixty kilograms. When he leaned over and leaned on it, he realized that he was completely wrong.

At least seventy or eighty pounds.

Tan Zuochen just leaned on it, and the carton slid seven or eight meters on the ground and hit him. The key is that he tried his best and couldn't stop it, and was pushed back half a meter.

It seems that even though Tan Jiuchen is in his sixties, his strength is still unfathomable. There is no problem at all in beating him seven or eight times.

"Lie down on it and let me look at your calves. You should have slept very late last night."

Tan Zuochen was very aware of Su Hao's predicament from his strange walking posture.

Now that the tuition fee has been collected and Su Hao has passed his test, the two of them have become master and apprentice from now on. Whether it is a nominal master-student relationship or a master-student relationship in a substantial sense, the interests of the two of them are, at least for a short period of time. Tied together.

Su Hao lay down on the cardboard obediently.

Tan Zuochen came over and rolled up Su Hao's trouser legs, and pressed his thumb on Su Hao's calf muscles. The latter almost cried out in pain.

"Please bear with it for a while. I'm going to get safflower oil to give you a massage. You must have injured your tendons yesterday. A little hidden injury can easily turn into a serious illness if left untreated. You'll understand when you get older."

Next, Tan Zuochen used safflower oil to help Su Hao knead his calf muscles. I won't go into details about the process. Su Hao was a normal adult man with great perseverance and endurance. Even though he was mentally prepared in advance, there was still a lot of trouble in the process. I couldn't help but hum for a while.

It hurts too much.

It was a kind of pain after the muscles and veins were stirred. The specific process was the same as the first time he went to a blind massage parlor in his previous life and the male technician pinched the soles of his feet.

Anyone who has experienced it knows it.