I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

Su Hao retorted: "Since you are not short of money, then you can give us a [-]% discount."

A mole was silenced, and after a while he explained: "At our level, word of mouth and reputation are everything. The price is clearly marked at 3 an hour. Even if I am not present, it will still be the same price. If I If I deliberately lower the price, others will suspect that I am not good enough, do you understand?"

Seeing that Su Hao remained silent, A Mole specially added, "Do you know why the number one in the nightclub is called number one? Are they the ones with the best figures? Or are they the prettiest in appearance, or are they decorated with gold rims?"

"I'm telling you, it's not the case. There are many people who are prettier and have better figures than them, and they can get things done. The reason why they are called the number one is because they charge the most expensive prices. Idiot, have you ever seen the price of restaurant food increase? , when have you ever seen someone take the initiative to lower prices? Today I will teach you a trick for free."

"The head can be broken or bleeding, and the hairstyle must not be messed up. Prices can only rise but not fall. If they fall, be prepared to stop and retire."

Su Hao was stunned for a moment. He always felt that what the other party said was not completely right, but it did make some sense.

"Do you think there's something wrong with that willow tree? Isn't the willow tree always used as a mascot to ward off evil spirits and control the house?"

In "The Night of Resurrection", Li Ang used willow branches to fight ghosts.

It is recorded in ancient books that the willow tree is one of the 28 constellations, which means clean air and bless the safety of the home.

The ancients also liked willow trees, because "liu" will "leave". Since ancient times, there has been a tradition of breaking willow branches along the ancient road outside Yangting Pavilion to say goodbye. Literati also liked willows. It has been passed down that "jasper makes up the tree as high as a tree, and thousands of green threads hang down." sash. 's verse.

No matter how you look at it, this willow tree is associated with auspiciousness.

A mole on the phone explained angrily: "You only know one but not the other. Do you know the allusion that oranges are tangerines when they are born in Huainan, and they are tangerines when they are born in north Huaibei? Because of the different environments, there are two sides of yin and yang. They can change each other, and it only takes a moment for them to be beneficial or harmful.”

"Boy, where are you from? I see you are very unconvinced. Otherwise, hang up the phone and I will drive over now. I am still in Kowloon. I can come here for up to 2 hours, and I will charge you 5 Hong Kong dollars."

Su Hao immediately gave up, "Master, it's better to talk over the phone."

"Okay, just stop talking and speak again when I ask you questions."

Despite this, a mole was specially explained to Su Hao.

"After listening to what you just said, there is indeed something wrong with the feng shui around this house. If you farm, you will never get ahead in your life. The same goes for the whole village unless you go out."

"In terms of Feng Shui, the willow tree is a yin tree. A house facing north and south corresponds to the five elements. The center of the house base is earth, the front Suzaku (south) is yang fire, the back Xuanwu (north) is yin water, and the left green dragon (east) is wood. The white tiger on the right (west) is gold, so it is best to plant a willow tree in the front yard to harmonize yin and yang, and to plant a willow tree in the back yard with yin on top of it is evil."

Su Hao couldn't help but added another sentence, "Master, this willow tree is still more than ten meters away from their backyard."

"You know what the heck, the backyard I'm talking about here refers to it in general, as long as it's within 50 meters behind the house."

"If you plant poplars at the front door, you will not be rich for long; if you plant willows at the back door, you will be rich soon. Planting willows in front of the house and planting mulberries behind the house are the symbols of a geomantic treasure land. Youngster, you don't even know this?"

Although Su Hao was not allowed to speak out about a mole, the money was paid by him. He was the boss. In order to make his money spent worthwhile, Su Hao would not hold his tongue until he died.

"Then just tell me what solutions you have. Isn't it a hooligan to just look for problems without mentioning solutions?"

Perhaps in his previous life, Su Hao had the impression that these Feng Shui masters and liars were all the same thing. Su Hao naturally had some prejudices against moles and always wanted to find loopholes in the other person's words.

"Wait until you tell me what the willow tree looks like first."

There was the sound of a lighter on the phone, and it didn't take much to guess that a mole should be sitting on the boss's chair in the office at the moment, with his legs crossed and lighting a cigarette.

A group of people ran down from the roof and continued to the ditch behind.

The three grown men were hurrying on their way in broad daylight, causing people around the village to look towards them frequently. Even a few buffaloes lying on the grass gnawing at grass roots were paying attention.

"Wait a minute, you two can swim, right?"

Seeing that he was about to climb onto the wooden bridge beside the canal, Su Hao remembered the saying that women and livestock had drowned in this canal, and quickly spoke out to remind him.

"Why, has anyone drowned in the canal next to the willow tree? Why didn't you tell me just now?"

Unexpectedly, I was heard by a mole on the speakerphone.

Bo Ge took the opportunity to tell the story about the drowning of people before. A mole on the phone muttered: "Whether it was a person or an animal, was the place where the person drowned near a willow tree?"

After being reminded by the other party, Brother Bo looked around and nodded blankly.

Before, he thought it was only their livestock that drowned in the canal, and he thought there was something wrong with his feng shui. Now, after a mole reminded him, he discovered that the problem was with this willow tree.

Whether it was their livestock or the wife next door who drowned earlier, the place where they drowned was between the wooden bridge and the willow tree.

The willow tree grew right behind their house, which created a blind spot in their thinking.

"You are really a bunch of idiots. Tell me about Willow's situation quickly."

A mole cursed on the phone.

All three of them can swim. After listening to the reminder of a mole, they also felt that the cold wind was blowing, and their whole bodies were freezing cold while standing on the wooden bridge.

The three of them carefully crossed the wooden bridge and came to the willow tree.

Su Hao then discovered that there was a pit not far from the willow tree. Looking at the scattered grave mounds and stone tablets above, he could deduce that it was a cemetery.

He immediately told about this discovery and a mole, and this time the other party rarely said anything.

The three of them came to the willow tree and took a look, only to find that the trunk of the willow tree was extremely abnormal. The thickest trunk at the bottom was less than one meter high, and there was a neat fault above it, which had obviously been sawed off.

This time, there was no need for a mole to remind him. Su Hao asked Brother Bo: "How old is this willow tree? Have you sawed it down once before?"

Brother Bo recalled: "When my grandfather was here, this willow tree was there. Later, when my father was here, I heard him say that suddenly one day the willow tree burned in the middle of the night, and by daytime it was half burned, and there were still some places. It was not fully burned, so the villagers cut it off with a saw, and the upper trunk was carried back and used as charcoal."

"Looking at it this way, the nearly one-meter-high trunk below has grown in the last 20 years."

"I didn't expect this willow tree to be really full of vitality."

By this time, everyone roughly knew that the problem was probably with this willow tree.

A mole on the phone sighed and said, "Among the five elements, water produces wood. This willow tree happens to grow beside the canal, and not far behind is the grave mound. It gathers the yin energy and can easily become a spirit."

"Jump down quickly and see what the roots of this willow tree look like."

It was still broad daylight, and there were three adults around. Even if a mole sounded scary, Su Hao was not very timid. He held on to the tree trunk and pushed aside the densely packed willow branches. He stretched out his upper body and took a look at the bank of the canal. .

At this glance, he saw countless bird bones, and the smell of rotting corpses rushed towards him.

Su Hao felt sick for a moment.

There was also a sense of fear in his body.

He turned back and asked Johnston, "You have a better sense of smell. Did you smell the stink just now?"

Johnston also looked puzzled, "I didn't smell it before, but I just smelled it a little bit."

The blame is here.

The three of them stood next to the willow tree for a long time. They were less than three meters away. They couldn't smell the smell of corpses at all. They could only smell it after they moved the willow branches away. This was very illogical.

Unless, something is deliberately hiding the stench from people passing by.

Su Hao immediately looked at Brother Bo, "Brother Bo, go to the kitchen and get the butcher's knife. Bring a pair of rain boots, a wooden stick or a shovel, and a rope. I'll go down and check it out."

Seeing Su Hao's seriousness, Brother Bo nodded, turned around and ran away.

A mole on the phone was still asking: "Boy, what did you see? What kind of butcher knife?"

Su Hao took the phone and took a look and found that the call time on it was almost 23 minutes. He quickly replied, "Master, the call time is now 23 minutes. If you round it up, it will be 20 minutes. Your charge for one hour is 3 Ten thousand Hong Kong dollars, this one-third hour will be enough for ten thousand. Send me your card number and I will transfer it to you later. I’ll hang up the phone now and I’ll start working later.”

"Hello..."

A mole was still nagging inside, and he seemed unwilling to do so. Su Hao hung up the phone without any explanation.

Now that we have found the problem, it is not appropriate to listen to the other party's insistence. The main reason is that the grandson's charges are too expensive.

Chapter 112 Faces on the tree, bones in the water

After a while, Brother Bo came over with the guy in hand.

The excitement here also attracted the attention of several villagers in the fields. Everyone gathered on the embankment not far away and pointed, including the two brothers who lived in the building next to Bogo.

Su Hao tied a rope around his waist and put on his rain boots, as if he was about to go into the water.

Although he decided to go into the water to have a look, he couldn't rush the matter. The bones of birds and beasts under the half willow tree were really weird, and Su Hao had to be more vigilant.

He held the butcher's knife and chopped off the outermost willow branch. He found that the cut area was red and white, and a thick dark red liquid flowed out from it, which was a bit like the color of brown sugar after boiling into soup. .

The villagers watching the fun couldn't help but gathered around.

Su Hao held half a willow branch and pondered for a moment, then said to Bo Ge in a meaningful way: "I have found the reason for the bad feng shui in your village. I am afraid this willow tree has become a spirit and sucked away all the Yin Qi from the surrounding area. ”

"The so-called yin cannot grow and yang cannot grow. Whether it is people or the natural environment, there is a balance between yin and yang. Without yin energy, yang energy cannot last long, which is equivalent to destroying the Feng Shui pattern of your village."

These things do not require in-depth knowledge of Feng Shui. Su Hao knows a little bit about them due to his two lifetimes.

He didn't want to call another mole and pay a high consultation fee.

Based on the other party's previous message and other information, it can be deduced that the key to the problem probably still lies in this willow tree. Now that he knows the final results and arguments, it is too easy for Su Hao to deduce the process and arguments.

After all, he is also what Bo Ge calls 'Mr. Feng Shui'.

"Oh, my father's generation hired a Feng Shui master who said that our village has bad Feng Shui. There is a road in front of our door and a canal behind our door. These canals and the road form two parallel lines, sandwiching our house between In the middle, if you stay in the village farming, you will be destined to be unable to get in and out for the rest of your life, and you will not be able to make it through."

"If you want to get ahead, you have to go out to work. Aren't the buildings in our village all built after going out to work and earning money over the years?"

A villager enthusiastically helped.

Brother Bo's face is terrifyingly dark. So it's because of this willow tree that he gave birth to three daughters in a row?

If this is the case, it goes without saying that the fourth child must also be a girl.

Bo Ge dispersed a circle of smoke to the villagers and vaguely mentioned that Su Ha was the Feng Shui master he invited. Finally, he came to Su Hao with an unlucky look and asked in a deep voice: "Now dig up the roots of this willow tree." Is it possible to get up in time? I mean, can we change the feng shui pattern of our family?"

This brings us to Su Hao's blind spot.

He guessed that the original Feng Shui pattern only made the villagers poor. In fact, this was also caused by the Feng Shui master's ambiguous words. These people who were running around in the world would not give a positive or negative answer easily, so as not to leave a clue if they made a mistake.

Naturally, farmers cannot get in or out when they farm at home. The harvest from a year's hard work can feed the family with snacks, buy some new clothes and home appliances during the holidays, and save money to support a student.

What does it have to do with Feng Shui?

This is a true portrayal of all the people who have dug in the ground over the years.

One thing Su Hao was sure of was that there was 100% something wrong with the willow tree in front of him.

"Let me go down and take a look first."

Su Hao smoked for a while, then used a butcher's knife to cut off the willow branches from the main trunk of the willow tree into pieces, and threw them on the embankment nearby. After a while, they piled up into a fluffy earth bag. While everyone was watching, When his attention was focused on the willow branches, he hinted to Johnston and Bogo to pull the other end of the rope, and he slowly descended along the inner wall of the embankment and landed on the roots of the willow trees.

He had basically cut off all the willow branches on the other side of the dam, but there were at least dozens of willow branches on the water side. Su Hao held the butcher's knife in one hand and held the rope in the other, like a head flying through the branches. monkey.

There was a stench coming from the nose.

Not to mention how uncomfortable it feels.

After he came down from the embankment, he discovered that the main trunk of the willow tree was only about 1 meter above the ground, and the main trunk below that emerged from the water was still [-] to [-] centimeters high.

Moreover, the top is uneven, and there is a faint tree hole where you can stay.

The bones of the birds and beasts we saw earlier were found at the entrance of this tree hole.

When Su Hao's eyes fell on the lower half of the main trunk of the willow tree, he couldn't help but shudder in his heart. He once again remembered what a mole had said before.

"When the yin energy gathers, it is easy to become a spirit."

How can this willow tree easily become a spirit? It has clearly become a spirit.

It turns out that there is a bulge the size of a barrel on the lower half of the trunk of the willow tree, coupled with a piece of fallen bark, two convex and convex places that are obvious like eye sockets, and the wrinkles on the bark, clearly forming a picture of an ancient and vicissitudes of life. Face appearance.

If this were formed naturally, it would be a bit scary to think about it.

At this moment, Su Hao's feet had touched the water surface under the embankment. He vaguely seemed to notice something moving under the water, and a long gray-black thing surged out.

Su Hao immediately shouted loudly: "There is something under the water, please pull me up quickly."

Johnston and Bo Ge, who were holding the other end of the rope around Su Hao's waist, quickly pulled the rope up.

However, it is already a bit late.

Su Hao felt his right leg and ankle tighten, and a huge force pulled him into the water.

The moment he fell into the water, he seemed to hear the screams of people on the embankment.

A thud.

Su Hao's whole body has been dragged into the water.

After this period of Tan Leg practice, Su Hao's physical toughness and balance have been enhanced. Mainly because he can swim with a knife in his hand, his mentality is more calm and confident than ordinary people, and he does not act so panicked.

After spending the first 1-2 seconds of nervousness, Su Hao calmed down quickly after being soaked in cold water.

He recalled what he had seen before entering the water. The long and thin object emerging from the water did not look like a living thing, but more like dryad fibrous roots on the roots of a tree.

These fibrous roots will move.

It was also fibrous roots that entangled his feet.

At this time, Su Hao's whole body had been dragged into the water. His other leg unexpectedly touched a mass of mud after kicking wildly. He immediately understood that the stream had bottomed out.