I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

Su Hao started to lose his patience when he saw that the female dancer on the stage started babbling and singing a part of "The Story of the Purple Hairpin" after finishing her dance.

He came here to search for the whereabouts of the cult and exorcise demons to make extra money, but he had no intention of enjoying Cantonese opera, especially in such a weird environment.

Su Hao calmly opened his Dharma Eyes, and a small golden sun rose in his eyes. The stage was still the same stage, and the theater was still the same theatre, but the actress dancing on the stage... was clearly a low-lying figure. A monster with a human head and a spider body that keeps spinning in circles.

To be precise, it was a six-legged monster that looked like a spider.

She wore a special mask on her face, which completely covered the upper half of her face, exposing her bony chin. Above her neck made of muscles was a large, stern mouth, between her upper and lower jaws. Exaggeratedly separated, the gap in the middle can fit a whole piece of steamed bun.

It was as if a mouth had been torn open completely.

The two rows of teeth were densely packed together, making one's hair stand on end.

As for the entire body, in addition to the six legs on the left and right, there were actually five bamboo poles stuck at the tail. What made Su Hao queasy was that among the spider monster's six legs, the front four were slightly shorter, while the back two were quite a bit longer. .

If you look more carefully, you can find that the first two legs are made of bamboo, the middle two legs seem to be a pair of human arms, and the last two legs are a pair of human legs.

However, no matter which foot it is, it is wrapped in bloated muscles, swollen like fermented dough, giving people a strange muscular feeling.

This whole six-legged monster gives people the feeling of being ugly in one word.

Two words - stitch monster.

Humans are not like humans, beasts are not like beasts, they are extremely uncoordinated and almost ugly.

The previous sense of beauty was gone. In addition to being weird and scary, Su Hao seemed to feel a potential agility and power from this six-legged monster.

Even though the other party was spinning in circles on the ground, there was no difference or disharmony between the six legs, as if it were an insect born with six legs.

Su Hao asked in a deep voice: "Uncle Feng, if a fight breaks out, do you have any trump cards?"

The Universe Mirror cannot be used, and there is no altar prepared for performing rituals this time. Apart from Uncle Feng's agile skills, Su Hao can't think of any other trump card.

If you don't ask, you will feel uneasy.

Uncle Feng also stopped thinking about watching the show, approached Su Hao carefully, and asked in a low voice: "The other party is very powerful? What kind of monster is he?"

He also knew that both of them were in each other's illusion at this moment.

Su Hao said: "Who is dancing on this stage? It's clearly a six-legged monster. Spiders don't look like spiders, and people don't look like humans. I don't know what else will happen if we fight for a while. The speed of this six-legged monster is definitely not slow." .”

Uncle Feng immediately took out his bag and took out an ink fountain.

The ink fountain is a common tool in the hands of carpenters. It is used to draw straight lines. The ink lines on it have been specially refined. It can also be regarded as an exorcism tool and has miraculous effects on dealing with zombies.

"Then before it activates, I will set up the trap first."

Uncle Feng just did what he said, lowered his head and used the surrounding tables and chairs to start wiring.

Su Hao continued to remind: "What if the opponent is not a zombie? Is your ink line useful?"

Uncle Feng raised his head and replied: "My ink thread can not only deal with zombies, but also ghosts. If it is a ghost, it would be even better. I still have a few talismans in my hand, and my boy's blood will be even more effective."

"Stop looking, come and help."

Su Hao put down his shield and was about to step forward to help, but as soon as he moved, the six-legged monster on the stage stopped and stared in his direction.

Su Hao stood there and didn't dare to move.

At this moment, a cold and sarcastic voice came from the stairs above, "Two fans, the show has come to an end. Should you leave?"

Su Hao didn't look back and said to himself: "Should I call you a scholar, a farmer, or Mr. He?"

Two figures appeared at the entrance of the stairs where Su Hao had just come down. They were the two human puppets hanging on the wire that they had seen in the second corridor they had entered.

Su Hao had been thinking about when this illusion was activated.

When they searched the houses outside on the first corridor, they were not within the range of the illusion. The concrete proof was that the two photos placed in his backpack were not illusions, but real. real thing.

As he walked slowly through the second corridor, he felt like time had changed, as if he had gone back 20 years.

If there is anything special about this second corridor, it is the two dolls hanging in the middle of the corridor.

It's both a bit abrupt and a bit eye-catching.

Looking at it now, those two dolls are clearly the eyes that activate the illusion, and they are also the eyes that monitor what's going on outside.

This was also mixed with Su Hao's verification of two speculations in his mind.

If the actress was killed by the head of the opera house, she would have been resentful and would have pounced on them when she saw them.

Using the elimination method, if they were killed by the puppet master, they must have resentment, but there is a high probability that they would be controlled by others. If the main messenger behind them did not say anything, how could this six-legged monster dare to attack them?

At this moment, the second speculation happened to be verified.

In the Hua Dan dismemberment case, the murderer behind the secret came to light.

Perhaps Su Hao's words touched the other party. A black air surged in the theater hall, and the voice at the door of the stairs became sharper, "You are here for the cult too?"

Su Hao turned around and raised his head. The light of the flashlight fell in the direction where the sound came from. He saw two dolls appearing at the stairs one after another. The one in front was the farmer he had seen before in the second corridor. , and hiding behind the farmer is the scholar.

When the sound sounded, he saw that the scholar puppet's mouth moved.

Su Hao laughed and said: "What is a heretical scripture? It's just a fragment. It's just a magic spell at best. The person next to me is the authentic Taoist priest of Maoshan. He is now 150 years old. It is said that he is the founder of the Maoshan lineage. They are all officials in the underworld and have already ascended to the human world. He will ascend in the future, and I am the reincarnation of the human judge. I write my own life. This is the orthodox method of immortality. How can I look down on an evil thing in your hands? The remaining chapter of the canon?"

Anyway, Su Hao can brag.

This set of rhetoric was learned from capitalists in my previous life, and it can be regarded as a modified and improved way to spread the pie.

After these words were spoken, even Uncle Feng looked at Su Hao with an embarrassed look on his face. When did he turn 150 years old?He's obviously only in his 40s, but he looks a little anxious.

As for Maoshan's authentic method of immortality, its inheritance has long been discontinued.

The scholar puppet said angrily: "You fart, the closest thing to immortality in this world is the evil book in my hand. I know you are difficult to deal with. I have never taken action against you earlier. Now that I have finished watching the drama, please leave. .”

Su Hao snorted coldly, "Since I call myself the judge of the human world, it means that I can handle cases in the underworld, and I can handle cases in the human world. The case of Hua Dan's dismemberment at the Dafugui Theater caused a lot of uproar in 70. It’s over, and it’s time for the truth to come to light.”

"You were the murderer back then, right?"

The name of the judge was something Su Hao learned from the previous five ghosts.

It's easy to use now.

"As expected, you are here for the cult. What you said is just an excuse and you want to lie to me? Didn't you ask about the fate of the so-called exorcists you found earlier before you came here?"

"And the farmer in front of me, his surname is actually He, and he is also a dentist. If you don't leave, I will lose at most two dolls, and you, even if you die, will be driven by me as dolls, This is the last chance I leave for you."

The scholar's voice became more and more sinister, and the threat in his words could be heard clearly.

Or maybe he's bluffing.

Su Hao obviously understood a very simple truth. The other party tried to persuade them to leave several times, and it was clear that they were not sure, otherwise they would be destroyed directly.

When did their strength come to light?

Su Hao touched the butcher's knife hanging on his waist. Could it be that his knife was the first thing that the other party was afraid of?

"Did you notice it when you passed them in the corridor?"

"Uncle Feng, do it."

Su Hao had no intention of negotiating with him in the first place. Without Uncle Feng this time, he would definitely not dare to come in alone next time.

"it is good."

Uncle Feng immediately pressed the spear in his hand on the ground, turned over and landed on the wooden ladder, hunched over and rushed towards the two dolls upstairs.

As soon as Uncle Feng moved, the six-legged monster on the stage also moved and rushed directly towards Su Hao from a passage in the middle of the theater. The original distance of 30 meters was shortened in the blink of an eye and appeared four or five meters in front of Su Hao. meters of place.

This moment made Su Hao stunned.

He hurriedly bent down and raised his shield.

As the six-legged monster ran rampant, two of the ink threads originally arranged by Uncle Feng were broken. The pieces of meat on the front pair of forelimbs of the six-legged monster kept falling down, and the ink threads A burst of white mist emerged from the place where it was touched.

In pain, the six-legged monster turned over and knocked over several rows of tables and chairs, then came back from the other side.

Su Hao lowered his waist and got down from his horse, putting the shield up in front of him. In the blink of an eye, the two of them collided with each other.

The body weight of this six-legged monster was at least over 100 kilograms. The powerful impact pushed Su Hao back several steps. Fortunately, the shield never let go.

The six-legged monster didn't do any damage when it was hit. The ferocious mouth went around the top of the shield and bit Su Hao. At this time, Su Hao saw clearly that the six-legged monster not only had a foul smell on its body, resembling the smell of rotting corpses, but also had a very long neck. , a bit like a praying mantis, an insect he saw when he was a child.

As the neck turned, the minced meat wrapped on it also fell down, just like a 50-year-old aunt who came out to meet netizens with a layer of powder on her face.

Moreover, the opponent's forelimbs were also trying to bypass the shield and swung it randomly towards Su Hao's body.

Su Hao's whole body sank. Unexpectedly, Uncle Feng launched the attack in advance, and he chose the two puppets upstairs.

These three puppet monsters looked real, which did not violate the previous verbal agreement between the two. Su Hao was depressed because no matter how he looked at these six-legged monsters, they were the most ferocious among them.

Could it be that Uncle Feng thought that the two dolls on top were more threatening than the one below?

This time, he can't rely on others. After practicing Tan Kung, Su Hao not only increased his strength and reaction speed, but more importantly, his courage and confidence became stronger.

He continued to sink his body downward, put his right knee against the shield, held the butcher's knife in his free hand, and slashed at one of the six-legged monster's front legs.

This pig-killing knife has its own evil spirit, and the blade is also very sharp. It can be done immediately by cutting the opponent's forelimb made of bamboo poles.

With a snap, one forelimb broke into half and fell off.

The six-legged monster seemed to be unaware of the pain and still pushed forward. Su Hao followed the same pattern and cut off the other forelimb.

Just when he was about to pick up the butcher's knife and chop the opponent's head, a hint of fear flashed in the six-legged monster's empty eye sockets, and it shrank back. Even though it only had four legs left, it was still running at a very slow speed. It's just that he seemed to be a little unbalanced during his movements, knocking over a row of seats from time to time.

Su Hao saw the six-legged monster stumbling onto the wall and disappearing from sight after a few clicks.

Su Hao didn't dare to be careless. He picked up the flashlight on the ground and searched around, especially in the direction of the roof. He didn't see the six-legged monster. Then he looked towards the stairs. The battle above was also over. Uncle Feng took advantage of the spear. A few blows knocked the two bamboo dolls to pieces.

He grabbed the heads of the two dolls and jumped down, "Ahao, are you okay? I knew you could deal with this six-legged monster, and I saw you right."

Su Hao touched the cold sweat on his head and tried to tell the difference, "I actually prefer to hide behind others."

The words turned into another sentence, "What happened to those two dolls?"

Uncle Feng threw the puppet heads in his hand to the ground, "I knocked them apart, but I have a hunch that they are still here."

Su Hao looked around with his magic eye. The illusion that shrouded the theater was still there, which meant that the other party had not been eliminated. At best, it had only destroyed two of the other's bodies and a pair of forelimbs.

Chapter 122 Powerful Talisman and Golden Light Talisman

What should we do now?

Of course the search continued.

Generally, Yin ghosts have their own territory that they occupy for a long time. Unlike the territory of ferocious beasts, ferocious beasts do it for food and survival, while Yin ghosts just do it out of habit.

This area is the place they were most familiar with during their lifetime.

This familiarity has become an obsession.

Just like people like to reminisce about their youthful experiences when they get older.

Su Hao recalled the distance and layout along the way and found that the location of the old theater should be at the very back of the Dafugui Opera House. It was equivalent to being directly separated into a separate partition. The only entrance was the one they had just walked along. of two corridors.

This ghost has not dissipated, which means that the other party is still here, just hidden.

Su Hao nodded and said: "Yes, they should still be here, then we will continue searching."

Su Hao used a flashlight to observe the layout of the old theater. It was only four hundred square meters in size. There was a wooden staircase on the right, and the two of them came down from it. Directly in front was the stage, and directly behind...

It was originally a double door. Su Hao knocked on it with the hilt of his knife. The sound was very dull. The door should lead to a certain location in the new theater. It was obviously sealed.

The two came to the stage again.

The stage is less than fifty square meters, with a pair of curtains hanging on both sides. The color on them has faded, and it can be seen that it was originally bright red, but now it is covered with dust and cobwebs.

The shape of the stage is a crescent, with a small space on each side, and four or five wooden benches placed underneath, which should be a place for the 'soundtrack' masters to perform.

In the entire old theater hall, only one door on the left near the stage has not been searched.

Su Hao shined a flashlight on the roof. There were wooden beams and wires scattered across the roof. It was empty and about five or six meters high.

"Uncle Feng, there might be a fierce battle soon. Besides Mo Dou, do you have any other trump cards?"

Su Hao actually wanted to ask this question before, but never had the chance.

Uncle Feng opened the bag and took out a compass and several talismans.

Su Hao noticed that most of the talismans were yellow, except for two talismans that were blue.

Most of the time, people use "yellow talismans" instead of talismans. In fact, there are five colors of talismans. They are divided into gold, silver, purple, blue and yellow according to the material type and difficulty of the talismans.

Among them, the golden talisman is the most powerful, requires the most skill of the caster, and consumes the most skill, followed by the silver talisman, and so on.

Yellow is the most common talisman, and ordinary Taoist priests can only draw yellow talismans or use yellow talismans throughout their lives.