The master in the room, mother-in-law Mei Niang can’t sit still

I totally scorn this theory.

Wan'er smiled slightly: "Actually, what Wan'er is thinking about has already been well understood by the Queen. Wan'er is just the icing on the cake."

"Haha, why belittle yourself? Wan'er is worthy of the title of Internal Minister."

Empress Wu thought for a moment and continued to ask: "Then what do you think we can do to help Camilla? Dashi is thousands of miles away from our Tang Dynasty. If we want to send troops, then..."

Wan'er then told the method Chu Yanchong said, and as expected, she was praised by Empress Wu again.

"Well, it's indeed a good plan. Killing three birds with one stone is really good."

Empress Wu is worthy of being the only orthodox female emperor in Chinese history, and she is very decisive.

If she thinks something is good, she will do it without hesitation.

When considering the candidates to go to southern Xinjiang with Lan Fenghuang, Empress Wu only hesitated for a second before thinking of a good candidate.

"In passing, Guo Ling, the captain of the Zhenyi Division, will come to the palace immediately to see you."

"Here."

Soon, Guo Ling hurried over after getting the news.

Empress Wu met her and told Guo Ling that she was going to the south with Lan Fenghuang to recruit strange people from southern Xinjiang.

When it came to this point, Guo Ling naturally had no room to refuse and immediately accepted the order.

"Queen of Heaven, that minister went to the south, and Zhen Yisi..." Guo Ling still couldn't let go of Zhen Yisi, so she asked tentatively.

"Don't worry about this, I have already made a decision. Wan'er..."

"The minister is here."

"The decree is passed that Chu Yanchong, who is suppressing Yisi, will temporarily take over the post of Zhechong's school captain of Yisi."

"Here."

Chapter 311 Begging to Marry the Princess of Luoyang

Chu Yanchong was a little surprised when he heard that Empress Wu wanted him to temporarily act as the captain of the Zhenyi Division.

He thought that since Guo Ling was away, her deputy should be temporarily acting as the school captain.

As a result, he was airborne directly?

This does not seem to be a good thing.

Chu Yanchong could already imagine that the harsh people in the Zhenyi Division would definitely find trouble with him to express their dissatisfaction.

However, he doesn't care.

Those bastards, he could kill them with just a flick of his finger.

Then, during the great court meeting the next day, something big happened.

Jafar, the prince of Dashi, submitted Dashi's credentials in front of the civil and military officials, claiming that he would become a brotherly country with eternal friendship with the Tang Dynasty.

Of course, the premise is that Datang must hand over Camilla.

Jafar's reason was very good - Camilla was his cousin, who was trafficked to the Tang Dynasty by slave traders, and he should be given the right to bring back the food.

Many people in the court agreed with his statement, and some people also believed that doing so had many benefits and could spread the reputation of the Tang Dynasty as a state of etiquette to the west.

When Chu Yanchong heard this, he almost burst into laughter.

In the Tang Dynasty, no one knew those people in the west better than him.

When dealing with those people, so-called etiquette is of no use at all. You have to hurt them so that they will obey you obediently.

When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was in power, the envoys of the Han Dynasty traveled freely to the Western Regions, and no one dared to provoke them.

Even the king of a country must treat him as a distinguished guest.

Could it be that at that time, the great man relied on the prestige of a country of etiquette?

Therefore, Chu Yanchong only regarded the words of these rotten scholars as farts, which stunk.

But Anu behind him was not concerned about this, but how to clamp his legs to prevent the spiritual stone from falling out.

There was no need for Chu Yanchong and Anu to go to court, but today was the meeting of the great court. As the temporary captain of the Zhenyi Division, Chu Yanchong had nothing to do with attending.

As for Anu, Empress Wu was very fond of her daughter and wanted her to come out to relax.

However, this found a good opportunity for Chu Yanchong.

During the last New Year, he stuffed a spirit stone into the bodies of Anu, Jinxiu and Weiyang, and activated the spirit stone from time to time, which was simply endless fun.

But after that, there was no such good opportunity again.

Unexpectedly, Empress Wu gave him a place to use his skills today - doing this in front of all the civil and military officials couldn't be more exciting.

At this time, Anu's whole body was tense and her legs were tightly together, for fear that the spirit stone would fall out in front of everyone and make her look embarrassed.

Regarding Jafar's request, Empress Wu had already communicated with Li Zhi in advance.

Sure enough, Li Zhi was also very excited about the option of supporting Camilla's restoration of the country.

Although his character is a bit cowardly, his ability is definitely not bad, otherwise he would not have led the Tang army to fight against the Demon Kingdom for so many years without losing any of it.

Expanding territory is an irresistible temptation for any emperor.

Therefore, when they heard Jafar's request, Li Zhi and Empress Wu didn't say anything - they neither agreed nor objected, but just used diplomatic language to delay the process.

However, when Jafar made his second request, almost everyone in the court was shocked.

"His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, I have another request. I want to marry Princess Luoyang of the Tang Dynasty as my wife. From then on, the Tang Dynasty and I, Dashi, can truly become one."

As soon as he said these words, he heard a woman's yell: "Big cannibal, you are so presumptuous!"

As he spoke, a dragon roar sounded in the Tai Chi Hall, and a red figure suddenly appeared in front of everyone. The silver sword light shrouded her figure in it, and she headed towards Jafar like a dragon.

The person behind Jafar suddenly took two steps forward, and he didn't see any movement. A barrier formed by white light appeared in front of everyone.

When the silver sword light collided with the white barrier, there was a loud bang.

The two rays of light dissipated, and everyone could see clearly that the red figure was none other than Princess Anu of Luoyang of the Tang Dynasty.

"Audacious barbarian, how dare you humiliate me?" Anu's face was ashen, and his sword was pointed at Jafar's throat, as if he was looking for an opportunity to kill him with one blow.

Empress Wu was also furious: "Come here, arrest these daring cannibals!"

In her opinion, a prince from a barbarian land wanted to marry her most beloved daughter. This was not a sign of kindness, but simply a humiliation.

It's like what Guan Yu said when he faced Sun Quan's request for marriage, "How can a tiger girl marry a dog son?"

Now Empress Wu can also say, how can the dragon girl marry a dog?

Li Zhi was also angry at first, but he knew that diplomatic envoys could not be treated like this. It was almost equivalent to declaring war.

However, when he saw Empress Wu being so angry, he was stunned and did not dare to speak out.

With a crash, many warriors rushed up to the hall, holding various weapons and surrounding Jafar and others.

However, a few old men spoke out one after another: "Queen of Heaven, no, no! Even if the two countries are at war, we will not kill the envoys. If we do this, it will damage the reputation of the Tang Dynasty."

"Yes, once we do this, what will be the difference between us and those barbarian countries?"

"Your Majesty, think twice, Queen of Heaven, think twice. If you do this, you will be at odds with Dashi. If that happens, the consequences will be disastrous."

Empress Wu was furious to death.

The other party is here to slap you in the face, what else are you talking about about Datang's reputation, and what consequences are you considering?

If he is not punished properly, it will be detrimental to the reputation of the Tang Dynasty.

She was so angry that she couldn't say anything to these old ministers.

But at this moment, I suddenly heard a voice: "Dog fart, dog fart! It stinks, it stinks!"

Those old men were talking about how to influence the barbarians through education and etiquette, and that they should never act rashly. When they heard this voice, they suddenly became furious.

"Who, who dares to speak lies at a great meeting?"

"Hmph, it's me!"

A young man stood up, it was Chu Yanchong.

"who are you?"

An old man didn't know Chu Yanchong and shouted sharply.

"I, Shi Chuyanchong, the head of Princess Luoyang's palace, just heard three old beasts talking nonsense, so I couldn't help but speak."

"How dare you call us beasts? Where are your etiquette and your upbringing?"

"Your Majesty, this person spoke obscenely at the court meeting and insulted senior ministers and others. Please punish him!"

Chu Yanchong laughed loudly: "It's so funny! I scolded you, and I made you half angry to death, and even asked the emperor to punish me. Then the prince just humiliated me, the Tang Dynasty, why did you want to settle the matter?"

Chapter 312 I won’t bet with you

Several old men were stunned and didn't know what to say.

Chu Yanchong would not let them go, and continued: "The prestige of the Tang Dynasty has been damaged, but you jumped out to speak for the people of the foreign countries. Did you accept their gifts, so you said this on purpose?"

"Nonsense, kid, what are you talking about?"

"How dare you talk to me like this?"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, look, this yellow-haired boy actually dares to humiliate me like this. I am not alive anymore. I have to go see the late emperor..."

Li Zhi had always been troubled by these civil servants, but when he heard that they had no choice but to cry, he felt very relaxed.

Therefore, he continued to watch with interest as if he were watching a good show.

As for the one who wants to live or die?

But pull him down. This old man took a concubine in his house two days ago. He is only 13 years old. Do you think he is going to die?

Sure enough, Chu Yanchong did not miss this point. He pointed at the old man who was about to hit the pillar and said: "I heard that you are over 80 years old, but you married a concubine two days ago. You are only twelve years old." Three years old, are you really old-hearted?"

"Hmph, this is celebrity fashion, what do you know?"

The old man was still arrogant, but what he didn't know was that Chu Yanchong liked to hit such arrogant people.

"Okay, okay, it's indeed romantic. In that case, I have a poem for you."

Chu Yan cleared his throat and read loudly: "Eighteenth bride and eighty-year-old man, pale hair and red makeup.

The mandarin ducks are trapped in a double night, and a pear tree crushes the crabapple. "

As soon as this poem was read out, many people immediately laughed, while the rest covered their mouths to hold back.

Everyone thinks that the best and most vivid thing in this poem is the word "press".

"You, you, you..." The old man pointed at Chu Yanchong and said "you" several times, but he didn't know what to say for the rest.

He only knew one thing. With this poem, he would be "famous in history."

Unfortunately, it is definitely not a good reputation.

"Poof!" The old man fell to the ground with a thud, and then spit out blood.

The blood seemed to be free of charge, it was sprayed everywhere.

Chu Yanchong was happy in his heart, but he pretended to be panicked: "Come here, come quickly, take him out for the imperial doctor to diagnose and treat. Otherwise, his 13-year-old concubine will be widowed."

As soon as he said this, the audience laughed even more.

Li Zhi couldn't help laughing, waved his hand and asked the warriors to carry the old man out, then turned to Empress Wu.

"This boy is quite interesting. I heard that he and Anu are in love, and since he is a famous minister, they are a good match."

Empress Wu also thought so in her heart. After hearing this, she nodded happily: "Your Majesty is wise."

However, some people still think that it is inappropriate for Chu Yanchong to scold an old minister until he vomits blood, and the emperor should punish Chu Yanchong severely.

Li Zhi waved his hand calmly: "Chu Aiqing was angry when she saw someone insulting me, Tang Dynasty. She also saw someone being indiscriminate, so she couldn't help but spoke too much. It's understandable. As for severe punishment, there is no need for it. mentioned."

He is the emperor, and he has shown his majesty. No one will dare to say a good word to the Dashi envoy anymore, otherwise he will be labeled as a foreigner, and he will have to shed his skin even if he is dead.

Chu Yanchong felt happy when he saw that he had succeeded in interrupting. He saluted his future father-in-law and brother-in-law and said, "Thank you for your consideration, Your Majesty."

Well, you did a good job. At worst, I will be gentler next time I fuck your wife...