I See Myself in Original God Author: Yu Piaoling

Summary:

Except for Lolita, all the beauties from the Seven Kingdoms of Teyvat, I want 99...

Volume One

Chapter 001: First arrival in Teyvat, getting acquainted with the system

"If you like her, you have to be her, but I never thought that I would be like this in reality!"

A neutral voice came from under the big tree in Fengqidi. This voice was slightly distressed, but if you listened carefully, you could feel that the other party was not resisting.

"That damn system really pisses me off!"

Looking carefully, a blond boy who looks similar to Saber Artoria and is about fifteen or sixteen years old is sitting on a tree stump distressed. He is wearing a blue knight skirt, woven with wind elemental power. The silver-white armor, if placed properly in the Xingyue world, would be considered the King of Knights, but he is a man.

"I'm a little hungry, so let's go to Mondstadt first..."

After worrying for a long time, the young man stood up, shook his head helplessly, felt his hungry stomach, and prepared to go to Mondstadt to buy something to eat.

The boy's name is Yu Piaoling, 26 years old. He was originally an ordinary homebody on earth. After his parents passed away a few years ago, he became the only one left and became an even more homebound person. Apart from work, he is Shui Qun and the police.

On New Year's Eve, the local anime group said that they were celebrating the New Year. Everyone cosplayed as a certain anime character and went to a restaurant for dinner at noon. It was a good thing to get a free meal, but I didn't expect that the character drawn today was Saber Artoria. Before Everyone was drawn randomly. When other otakus drew women, Yu Piaoling would laugh at them, but she didn't expect that on New Year's Eve it would be her turn to cosplay a female character, the famous King of Knights.

Originally, everyone has experienced this kind of thing, but Yu Piao Ling was lucky in the past, and the characters he drew were all male characters. This kind of cross-dressing cosplay is also to make everyone laugh, so no one will object.

Fortunately, the group owner will also reimburse the cost of cosplay. The city where Yu Piaoling is located has a special cos store for renting clothes. Yupiaoling, who has already rented the clothes, handed the bill to the group owner. As soon as she went out to call a taxi, she found that she had traveled through time. .

From the originally bustling city, we arrived under a big tree. The breeze was cool and the rain Piao Ling rubbed her eyes. Finally, after walking around the big tree, she realized that she had indeed traveled through time.

According to the original routine, he thought that there would be a system of his own, and from then on he would embark on the path of a brave man, a hero, or a salted fish in another world. Who would have thought that he would encounter a system, but it was not his own system...

When Yu Piaoling, who was originally confused, was calling for his system, a golden ball fell from the tree and hit Yu Piaoling's head. Fortunately, it was not an apple, but something like a balloon.

It calls itself a "viewing system" and is currently looking for inspiration on the big tree in Fengqi Land. However, it hears someone calling him from below, so he comes to take a look. Unexpectedly, he meets Yu Piaoling, a time traveler.

After chatting with the movie viewing system, Yu Piao Ling learned that this is a continent called Teyvat. Yu Piao Ling happened to have played in it, called "Genshin Impact". Unfortunately, he didn't get into the trap for long, and he had only played in Xiaopo Station before. , and then I borrowed a friend’s account to go in and have fun, look around at the scenery, listen to music and so on.

The viewing system is sent by the Tree of Imaginary Numbers to collect emotions from the world. It turns out that there are endless small worlds on the Tree of Imaginary Numbers. Each world may be similar or completely different, but the origin is the same one rooted in the quantum sea. The tree of imaginary numbers.

The world of Teyvat where Yu Piaoling is located has passed the assessment of the Tree of Imaginary Numbers and has obtained the qualification to continue to grow on the Tree of Imaginary Numbers. However, just like after the exam, you will choose to call your parents or praise the whole class based on your results. The Tree of Imaginary Numbers A thing called a "viewing system" was distributed to all small worlds that passed the assessment. Only when a certain emotional value is reached, the small world can obtain more energy supply in the future. Otherwise, it will still maintain the original energy. Supply comes.

The viewing system has been tested in three parallel worlds of Teyvat before, but unfortunately they all ended in failure. Each world of Teyvat develops differently. Although the positions on the tree of imaginary numbers are close to each other, little by little Small changes can have profound consequences in the world.

Emotional values ​​are collected through a thing called a "mobile phone", which is sent to every intelligent creature in the world, and then the past of a certain god or great person in the world is played regularly for the intelligent creatures to read. See if you can resonate with it. In short, Yu Piaoling didn't understand it, but it seemed to be something similar to a personal biography.

"Since you have passed the test, it's not a big deal if you have more energy or less, right? On the contrary, more energy may cause greater trouble and make the world perish faster?"

Yu Piaoling used his half-baked pre-travel knowledge and a law called "entropy increase" to explain to the system. After all, 59 points are crime, 60 points are long live, and 61 points are waste.

"That's not actually the case..."

Although the golden ball-like system had no expression or limbs, Yu Piaoling could also hear the other party's embarrassment.

"Is there some hidden secret in this?"

"Yes... In fact, this emotion collection has no impact on these worlds. No matter it has more energy or less energy, it will continue to grow on the tree of imaginary numbers after passing the assessment, and it will not affect the development of the world at all. Therefore, What has an impact is actually our... system..."

"Huh? Is that so?"

"Actually, our viewing system is a newly developed project by Imaginary Tree. As a new employee, each system has about 5000 million small worlds in its hands..."

"There are so many, then can you send me back to my world?" Yu Piaoling still wants to go back. After all, although I am a little more homely in the original world, there is an Internet!

"I'm sorry, I can't. I checked your soul information. It's not a small world under my jurisdiction..."

"That's it. I wonder if you know the system that manages the world I live in?" Yu Piaoling thought that if the other party had a wide network of contacts, he might be able to take another way back.

"I'm sorry, it can't be done. Our project has just been established, and I don't know other systems..."

"That's it...then what are you doing here?" Yu Piaoling gave up the idea of ​​going back. Anyway, he was an orphan in the previous world. Now that he has come to the beautiful Teyvat and passed the examination, there must be no It's so dangerous. It's better to stay in Mondstadt. As long as you don't seek death, it won't be that difficult.

"We can stay in each small world for three years to play the past of the gods or outstanding intelligent creatures in this world. However, I have tried it in the first three Teyvat worlds before. The collection of emotional values ​​​​is not very smooth. Although wisdom Life is very interested in the past of gods, but there is not much support for Sanlian, and there are not many comments. It must not be exciting enough, so I plan to try to make up a story and make up a person..." The system seems to be interested in this It's such a false fraud.

"But isn't this false? It totally goes against the purpose of the Tree of Imaginary Numbers sending you here, right?" Yu Piaoling couldn't believe it and looked at the other party with →_→ eyes.

"There is no way. I have 3500 million Teyvat parallel worlds. If I don't do this, wouldn't it mean that most of the next tasks will not be completed? My KPI!!" the system cried and shouted.

"There are so many worlds in Teyvat!" Yu Piaoling complained in shock: "So what will happen if the emotional value you collect by making up stories is discovered?"

"It doesn't matter, my dad is the project manager..." The golden light-emitting system revealed something in an instant: "Oh, bah, bah, bah, you didn't hear anything. I mean, our project only looks at the results, not the process. Yesterday I quietly After running to the world of other brothers and sisters, I found that many systems are falsely constructing the past of characters. Although this person is an ordinary person in this life, he was actually a great hero who saved the world in his previous life, and then half I used storybooks to film each other’s past, and then I collected a lot of support and comments, and my mood level skyrocketed!"

"It turns out..." Yu Piaoling looked at the system in shock. It turned out that he was the second generation of Tong, and he had many brothers and sisters. He seemed to be a big shot, but he was just a little naive.

Shaking his head helplessly, Yu Piaoling knew that the other party also planned to do this kind of false operation, but now it seemed to be just starting. Yu Piaoling, who was quite interested in this, asked: "So have you made up any good stories? ?”

"I'm going to change Timmy's story..."

"Timmy? Is that the kid who feeds the pigeons at the gate of Mondstadt?"

"Yes, I planned to set it up that he was actually a dragon-slaying hero in his previous life, but the beloved princess was turned into a pigeon by the devil in the end. The chef made roasted pigeon and gave it to Timmy to eat. Timmy learned the truth. Mi, after killing the devil, he committed suicide and reincarnated as Timmy, and then fed the pigeons on the bridge every day..."

"Isn't this a very good story? I thought the other party would laugh and shout 'It smells so good' and then burst into tears three bowls full!" Yu Piaoling shook his head, thinking that this was Timmy feeding pigeons on the bridge to block travelers from entering and exiting. retribution, but if it is broadcast like this, no one will kill the pigeons raised by Timmy. Although it is a false story, Timmy will get the right to raise pigeons at the entrance to Mondstadt, and he will feel sorry for Timmy. Guilty, because Yu Piaoling, who knew it was a false past, was indifferent to it. After all, it was a false story.

"However, we encountered difficulties when planning to shoot..." the system said sheepishly.

"Huh? Can't you choose the princess?" Yu Piaoling asked doubtfully.

"No...it's...everyone has problems..."

"Everyone???" Yu Piaoling was confused. Haven't you been to other worlds and seen the operations of brothers and sisters? Isn't copying and pasting enough?

"In fact, the operation of every world has its own mechanism, including the reincarnation of souls. Therefore, Timmy was actually a pig butcher in his previous life..."

"It's okay if you don't tell me. It's a shooting anyway, so let's turn that pig into a big devil! Let the princess... Is there a village named 'Gao' near Mondstadt?"

"No, there are fortune tellers on the main road of Teyvat, and many gods have existed since the beginning of the world. Therefore, a few people in Timmy's past know about him, and at least they can divine fortune. It turns out that the other party is a pig butcher, and if I am not careful, the secret will be exposed, and then my movie viewing will lose credibility, and the collection of emotional points will fail..."

"So that's it. I remembered that Mona and the others are here, and if there is a story about the devil and Timmy, Barbatos will definitely know it. After all, he knows the name of every dead Mondstadt. Absolutely Knowing Timmy's past..." Yu Piaoling nodded in agreement, then noticed something and started to ask: "If this is the case, shouldn't your brothers and sisters also fail?"

"They rely on good luck. There are many characters in the world who were great adventurers in the past, so they insert some stories in the other party's past reincarnation that do not affect the world. For example, two demon gods died together, and the other party asked the great adventurer to stand. There, if the body is covered in blood, it will give people the illusion that both demon gods were killed by him, and then the other demon gods don't know about it, and they can't go back to the past anyway, so they will really think that it was the other demon god who did it..." The system was helpless and wanted to show off its hands, at least from Yu Piaoling's point of view.

"Isn't this purely a scam? And you can do the same, right?" Yu Piaoling recalled that King in One Punch Man seemed to operate in this way. Anyway, there is no monitor and there is no way to go back to the past. No problem.

"But the world of Teyvat is not like this! Whether it is the maintainer of heavenly principles or the time demon, they all exist, and they can really go back to the past! So Timmy's pig killing will definitely be exposed!"

"So... have you ever heard of... Amway? Oh no, it's a parallel world?" Yu Piaoling patted his head and corrected the mistake just now.

"what is that?"

"In my previous world, there was a saying called indecision, quantum mechanics. Style jumping, virtual world. Incomprehensible explanation, traveling through time and space. Not understanding color matching, cyberpunk. Not enough imagination, parallel universe. Pictures Old-fashioned, pursuing retro. Unclear, paying tribute to Cthulhu..." Yu Piaoling explained: "Since you have so many parallel worlds of Teyvat, why don't you just set this soul to not be from the world of Teyvat? Okay? He was reincarnated from Teyvat in the parallel world. Because he was the savior of the previous world, there is no way to verify it even if it is all fake, right?"

"Wow! You are so smart. That's true. There is an unwritten rule on Teyvat. If an intelligent life has completed a great deed and its soul is on the verge of being broken, it will be thrown back into the origin of Teyvat to repair it. After that, continue to throw yourself into a random world!" The system unknowingly said something very scary: "Because most of the Teyvat world I control grows on the same branch, so it is set like this That’s okay!”

"In this case, what is the baseline for great achievements? Basically, it can only be accomplished by gods, right? Saving the world is impossible for ordinary people, right? Even if you have the Eye of God, you can't compete with the rock god Morax, right?" Yu Piaoling complained about this loophole. If it is really a world-class crisis, even Morax, who smashed a sea in the Demon God War, cannot solve it. Ordinary intelligent life must not be able to solve it. The audience will know it is fake at a glance. After all, even Morax can't solve it, Morax!

"That's not the case. In fact, after the owner of the God's Eye reaches a certain strength, he will turn into a chess piece and become a God's Heart. He will have his own god's throne on the Sky Island. As long as he can do At this point, even if you have completed your great deeds, you have finally become a god!" the system explained.

"So what are the selection criteria? And it must be difficult to turn the Eye of God into the Heart of God, right? I remember that the great hero Vanessa saved Mondstadt and exchanged the freedom of Mondstadt people, and finally went to Sky Island to become a god. , her God’s Eye hadn’t turned into God’s Heart before that?”

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002 Prologue: First arrived in Teyvat, getting acquainted with the system

"The Eye of God will not turn into the Heart of God in Teyvat. As long as there is a chance of transformation, it will be fine. You will not know whether you have become a god until you die. So if a person has the Eye of God, then this He will be the Eye of God throughout his life, and he will choose the position of God after death, and the Eye of God will transform into the Heart of God..." The system explained: "But at the moment of transformation, there is already someone who belongs to him on Sky Island. He is a god, but he is not dead yet and cannot claim it..."

After hearing this, Yu Piaoling nodded and said belatedly: "Um, will it be okay if you revealed so much to me?"

"Hey? Aren't you my assistant?" the system asked.

[It turns out that I have been unknowingly replaced by the other party as an assistant... I thought that this system would eventually become my system, but in the end I started working for him...] Yu Piao Ling was in my heart. Tucao said [However, I still want to go to Mondstadt. It’s good to know a little bit about the background of the world. I’d better leave early and continue shooting without disturbing it... Following this kind of silly system, you may not know when it will be taken. pit……】

"When did I agree? And I have already said a lot of things just now, and I have also helped you solve the problem of reincarnation. Next, you can take pictures yourself. I'm leaving..." Yu Piaoling waved to the system. , walking towards the direction of Mondstadt.

"Hey, don't go. What you just said doesn't make sense. I feel good about traveling through time and space. In the world you were in before, your identity should be the director of Fontaine, right?" The system flew over and said in the rain What's floating around.

"No, no, no, I just read some anime and light novels. In the previous world, I was just an ordinary otaku, not such a powerful profession..." Yu Piaoling hurriedly denied.

"Light novel? Is it the kind sold by Inazuma's Yaedo Hall?"

"Yeah, if you lack inspiration, why not read a light novel, or go to Fengdan to read the script..." Yu Piaoling, who planned to trick the system into leaving, suggested.

"Yeah, okay, no problem. Are you going to Mondstad next?" The system was ready to say goodbye.

"Yes, I just came from another world and plan to find a job in Mondstadt. I hope I won't be hungry tonight..."

"Is that so? Do you speak Mondlish or Dalu Common?" the system asked curiously.

"Eh? Doesn't everyone in the Genshin Impact world use Mandarin?" Yu Piaoling looked at the golden system in confusion: "Since just now, haven't we been communicating in language, and there is no obstacle?"

"Who told you that I'm talking? I don't have a mouth? I just make a series of sounds from my body. This is the innate ability of our system. These sounds will automatically be converted into a language that the other party understands..." said the system There was a golden light, and then there was a sound: "I just said something in Teyvat common language, did you understand it?"

"..." Yu Piaoling stood there silently, a little worried about the next communication problem, but he quickly came up with a solution: "Well, the viewing system, just now I helped you solve the problem of reincarnation in the parallel universe. , can you do me a little favor?"

"I don't have that kind of convenient function! I'm just a movie viewing system..." The golden system seemed to want to help Yu Piaoling, but sighed helplessly. Although Tongsheng was not experienced enough, he was also among the three The world of Teyvat took me through it, and now I am at least 10 years old...

"What a useless system..."

"Hey! Who are you calling useless!"

"Ah... I may be locked up as a stowaway from Liyue... But fortunately, I will take care of the food in the prison. Next, I will learn Mondlish first..." Yu Piaoling shook his head and cheered up. .

"Since you have decided, in order to thank you, I will give you this chicken drumstick." Under the golden light, a roasted chicken drumstick floated out of the other party's body.

Looking at this weird scene, I didn't know whether I should eat it or not, but out of politeness, Yu Piaoling took it and said thank you. She originally planned to have dinner with her friends, and Yu Piaoling, who got up late, didn't eat breakfast. , I was really a little hungry at this time.

"Is this just meeting in another world and enjoying delicious food?" he complained as he looked down at the rain of roasted chicken legs.

Sitting on the tree stump next to him, Yu Piaoling ate a chicken leg, then washed his hands and looked at Mondstadt in the distance. The sun was going to set now. The time in Teyvat continent may also be 24 hours, but because The difference in the world is that although it was close to noon when we traveled here, it was close to evening in Teyvat. Although we didn’t chat with the viewing system for a long time, it was almost evening now, and I guess I wouldn’t be able to reach Mondstadt tonight. Yu Piaoling decided to light a fire here and rest for the night.

He still had a lighter on him and had some bad habits in the past, but he had no choice but to stay in front of the computer for a long time. This was his only way to relieve his fatigue.

The shining golden system continued to sway next to it. It said that the area was very safe because it was close to Mondstadt City, so there were not many wild monsters. Going further south, the more primitive the forest, the more monsters and animals. There will be more people, and there are no Qiuqiu people nearby.

The movie viewing system seemed to be planning to use the Wild Boar Princess to film a false heroic story at the moment, but Yu Piao Ling, who had not watched the Wild Boar Princess, could not help much, so he lit a fire and planned to sleep.

The system did not take out any shooting cameras or curtains. It seemed that it had a portable shooting place, probably inside the golden body, which could not be seen from the outside.

"No! It won't work at all! If you keep shooting like this, it will definitely fail!" Suddenly, a huge failure sound from the golden system came to his ears. Yu Piaoling, who had been confused for a while, was awakened. He stood up and looked at the shaking The system was very violent, and I held my forehead helplessly. This is probably the awkward feeling after getting used to living alone and suddenly having a roommate.

"You worked hard to achieve the KPI. I thought you would take a break or something, but it turns out you are still filming..."

"I am a system, so I don't need to sleep...After completing the KPI, I can get a common currency and can buy a lot of things, which is very important to me!"

"Then if you have no inspiration, why don't you take a look at the mobile phone you mentioned? According to you, doesn't every intelligent creature now have one? Look at the comments or whether the price of Sanlian has increased. Maybe you will feel better after the increase. Get up..." Yu Piaoling tried to persuade.

"Oh, by the way, you just came today and don't have a mobile phone yet, right? Come on, I'll give you one." This time it wasn't like getting a chicken drumstick, but a tablet-like mobile phone suddenly appeared in front of Yu Piao Ling, and he clicked on it. At first glance, the automatic soul binding seems to be brand new. However, there is only one thing that looks similar to the APP. When I click on it, I find that it is a video software. It has the past of the God of Wind, God of Thunder, God of Rock and other gods. It seems that the filming is quite long. Yes, it says that Fengshen's video is currently being played. Yu Piaoling, who can't find anything else to do, plans to watch the video for a while before going to sleep.

It seems to be released regularly, one to two videos a day, the duration is about half an hour to an hour, there is no opening song and ending song, it seems like the new UP owner of station B took a vlog by himself with his mobile phone, although it looks like nothing 4K high-definition HIFI and the like, but the technology is just more advanced.

Six of the Seven Gods of Teyvat have been played, and now the last Wind God is played. The order seems to be randomly selected, so the Wind God is at the end. It seems to be about things starting from the elves to the current timeline. It is completely narrative. Yes, Yu Piaoling, who didn’t feel very interesting, wanted to take out his phone and look at the videos in the cache, but found that the battery was out of power. It turned out that he forgot to charge it this morning, and now he can only watch videos on this new phone. .

There are also some videos of humans who have accomplished great deeds, including those of Vanessa and some other unknown heroes. Yu Piaoling did not find the videos of the vortex demon god Osel, nor any other demon gods. They seemed to be related to The gods in the current world have made some agreement that they can only broadcast positive things. Yu Piao Ling feels good about this aspect. At least it will not teach children bad things and let them see some of the good past of the seven rulers in the world. It seems pretty good to pass the time and learn something.

However, I was a little surprised when I saw the comment area, because the comments are all soul-bound, each one is unique, and everyone under the real-name system is more reserved when speaking. In the comment area of ​​the video of the Seven Rulers of the World, it seems that they are all compliments. , after all, you can check the water meter. In front of the great achievements of human beings, there are all kinds of water. Spray it when you need to, scold when you need to scold, and there are also people who advertise in the Hall of Rebirth. Although there are no professional trolls and [-]-cent party, but the mass The appearance of demonic chaos made Yu Piaoling call him an expert. Even if he traveled across the world, the mentality of gossip is still indispensable. It is human nature to seek death, and there must be many real-person PKs.

I can do whatever I want, but what he does is not as good as what my dad does. It’s just luck. These words will also appear in the comments.

"I don't see what's so difficult about collecting emotional values..." Yu Piaoling doesn't know the standard for collecting the other party's emotional values, but it feels pretty good from the perspective of watching the excitement. There seems to be a lot of intelligent life on Teyvat, but basically Demons, immortals, dependents, and humans are all speaking. It seems that Qiuqiu and Abyss didn't get mobile phones. Are they being excluded or do they have their own intranet?Or is it not considered intelligent life?

"I am the system. I am very aware that the emotion collection has not been collected..." The golden system floated over at this time, seemingly planning to take a rest.

"Why don't you add music to it, or do some exciting editing or something..." Yu Piaoling thought of some highly praised videos from Station B in her previous life, but after thinking about it, she discovered that in a world with gods, she could directly check the timeline to see if you had done anything. However, I had no choice but to give my opinion on the music or editing techniques. Although I have never been a UP host, I have never eaten pork and I have seen pigs run away.

"Eh? Didn't you say you're not a director?"

"Yeah, I'm not a director, but I've watched a lot..." Yu Piaoling shook her head helplessly, and now she can no longer watch it.

"Can you tell me something? Or play some music?"

"I'm sorry, I'm not that professional. I just have a pretty good memory. I was in a world with a relatively developed cultural industry before traveling, so I only have some insights based on what I've seen and heard." Yu Piaoling shook his head and said, "I'm just one The king with a strong mouth, the kind who knows his eyes but not his hands..."

"Does that mean you remember everything?"

"Yeah, it's been almost ten years since I started seeing ACG when I was 13 years old. I watch it every day, so I have a lot of it in my mind, but I can't remember exactly..." Yu Piaoling doesn't have a photographic memory. People who forget it, but when talking about Huang Rong, they will think of a lot of the same content, but they just happen to know a few things. If you ask him to memorize it, he won't be able to recite it, but there are many things that can be associated with it.

"That is to say, you still have these things in your soul, but you don't know it!" The system suddenly said decisively, and then a dazzling light emitted from his body.

"What's the use of that? My soul is neither a quantum recording tape nor a solid-state drive. There is no way to extract it..."

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