I see myself in Genshin Impact

The sixth day of playing the video: "What the hell is this infinite sword system? Isn't this a modified version of Ishin Pure Land?! The endless swords fly at you with a wave of your hand, killing people invisible in the field! It's really a person who just came down from the mountain. ? You might as well say that you will be a sword master when you get off the mountain! This has something to do with Inazuma, you bastard! Is it out of chapter? It should be called 'Inazuma Sword Master', read it separately! Read it separately!"

"And what's going on with those memories? Good guy, I'm calling you good guy. It turned out to be a previous life? Dare to love is a TV series? Yu Hengxing among the seven stars in Liyue gave birth to a child directly, and Shen He, a disciple of the immortal with three eyes and five appearances, also had a child Children, and Coral Gong Xinhai, who they kissed as soon as they got off the mountain in the last episode, also gave birth to a child? Are you a fucking seeding robot? Ning Guang’s name was also mentioned in the video? I understand, Ning Guang is also pregnant, right? Yes? Did you recall Ning Guang's child in the King of Knights chapter? I've already thought of a name for you, let's call it 'Ning Hei'..."

Originally, people here just wanted to be happy and sour. Anyway, the things in the video were all from his past life. What do you think it would be possible to rely on a video?You still want to catch up with the Yuheng star among the seven stars in Liyue, but you can't do it. You are just a farming knight from the small village of Mondstadt. In the end, you can marry the guy who spends all day at the door of Mondstadt with your pretty face. The bard Helen who "stands high and her voice spreads far" is pretty good. The best she can do is to reach the level of Mondstadt's curious Pachi with black stockings and beautiful legs. Maybe she's the one who hangs around all day in Qingquan Town. Siegfried's life was getting worse, and in the end the two of them were running back and forth between Qingquan Town and Mondstadt, delivering goods and stuff!In the end, it’s good to just have enough food and clothing to survive!

Even Xiangling, the daughter of Master Wanmintang Mao who appeared in the video, can't catch up. She is a direct disciple of the Three Eyes and Five Manifestations Immortal!You just used the blacksmith's face to get close to you in the video. Now in Teyvat, who cares about you?I guess you are self-aware, otherwise why don't you leave Mondstadt and go to Liyue to find Xiangling?When you look at it, you can tell that you have the AC number in your mind and know how much you weigh.

In this regard, spies from all forces thought this way, thinking that this guy was just unlucky and had a few good past lives. He just happened to be selected by the system to start playing videos of his past lives, but so what?To put it bluntly, the system was happy when it was playing, but the system didn't leave a way out for him?In the video, you kissed and touched the owner of Inazuma Kaiji Island, Komiya Shinkai, and did such an indecent thing. No one was sent to condemn you, let alone an assassination team. It’s already a big belly!What does this mean?This shows that people can distinguish between true and false!

Let’s look at Liyue’s Yuhengxing Keqing. She came out with her children and was rejected by Lei Dengzhen who pretended to be his wife. I have directly offended the two high-level forces and gained the secret love of countless Yuhengxings. Everyone was waiting for Ke Qing to raise her arms and go directly to Mondstadt to kill this boy named Yu Piao Ling to sacrifice to the sky!And secretly, I guess Mondstadt is preparing for war in case Inazuma's army, led by General Raikage, breaks in, right?

Just when everyone thought that such a happy thing would happen, who would have thought that a special situation suddenly occurred in Liyue and Dao's wife that night. Above Guyun Pavilion in Liyue, the love letter in the direct video Logistics Yuecheng was open and above board ’s fell from the sky and hit everyone on the head. When everyone was dizzy, Inazuma’s Coral Palace was not to be left alone. A blue light shot into the sky, and the artifact appeared!But don’t think others are blind or fools!Feng Lu Qingchou has appeared in the video!You hide it and think others don’t know?

Many intelligence spies who had always thought that Yu Piaoling was just an ordinary person who would be knocked unconscious by two bricks at most suddenly discovered the truth. It seemed...as if things were not what they thought...

Now, okay, the clown is by my side!I'm the clown myself?

In view of this, before the seventh day of the video, the strange situation of Bo Yun began to emerge. The Fools received an order from a senior executive officer of the Winter Kingdom that night, and mobilized the available troops overnight. After gathering in secret, they waited for the latest news. Plan, prepare to directly find out the details of Yu Piao Ling!

At the same time, the same is true for power spies from other countries. They all have the same idea!

That means, is this guy a mule or a horse? Let's pull him out for a ride?

Of course, the one who was one step ahead of them was the local official force of the Knights of the West Wind in Mondstadt. They kept following Yu Piao Ling under the name of Protector, which made everyone feel helpless!

But they are still preparing for opportunities!

But in the end, after wandering around Mondstadt for a day, everyone discovered to their disappointment that he had no intention of coming out!

All the intelligence officers were anxiously preparing to run to Yu Piao Ling and curse: "Yu Piao Ling, you grandson! Don't be a coward, come outside Mondstadt quickly!" Then his accomplices pounced on him and pinned him to the ground. He was afraid!I'm afraid of unlimited sword control!What should I do if I really need to use that thing?It is possible to die without a trace... and you may not even know how you died...

This brings us to the seventh night of playing the video: "It turns out that the reason why Yu Piao Ling turned blond and blue-eyed is because of the dragon factor... Isn't this the same as in the video? This stupid dragon factor is actually the soul. Bind the equipment and awaken automatically when you reincarnate? What the hell is Vanessa's inheritance! What the hell is the protection of Mondstadt's leyline? How come she inexplicably became the eighth god among the seven gods of Teyvat? Blow! Work hard Blow! I think he is just an ordinary transvestite! If he really has the identity in the video, why is he not doing anything serious? He just fishes all day long, and then returns to the hut at night to be responsible for cooking. He doesn’t Is there anything else you can do? Besides eating, don’t you know what else to do?”

At the beginning of the video, it was said that Mondstadt has experienced great changes. Many people may be different, or even no longer here. In fact, many local citizens of Mondstadt are very happy, thinking that this rain will not harm the leader of the elegant and moving piano. As well as the beautiful Yora Lawrence, who would have thought that the more you look at it, the more something is wrong!

Not only did Captain Qin appear on the stage, but he also brought two younger sisters, Barbara and Fischer!Not to mention the beauty of each of them, Lisa Mintz, the director of the Great Library, has an even higher status, directly rising to the level of a princess!The next supreme head of the Mondstadt Empire!It’s just that because of the rain, she probably won’t be able to do it. Many people also know that Dr. Livingstone, a female doctor who devoted herself to studying the seals of the Sword Tomb in the Dadaupa Valley. In fact, many unmarried young men in Mondstadt are. She likes to wear black-rimmed glasses and has beautiful long black hair. In the past, there were even rumors that she would marry whoever could break the seal of the sword tomb!It's a pity that no one has done it until now... And she also appeared in the video, and she is the secretary of Princess Lisa, what a guy!The audience finally understood that the beautiful beauties from Mondstadt might not be able to escape that guy's clutches. However, because the title was very serious, it was called "The King of Knights", many people still naively thought - —This is a very serious 12+ plot. It is probably about how Yu Piao Ling will perform chivalry fairly and strictly in the future, and lead the people of Mondstadt to freedom under the leadership of the wind god Barbatos?glory?A wonderful new life?

Many Mondstadt spectators, including those in Teyvat, preconceptionally looked at it like this. Even intelligence personnel from various countries thought it was like this. It was probably meaningless. At most, it would be mixed with a little political struggle and the like, and at most it would just be rain. A boring and exaggerated plot about growing up in the future, inheriting the throne, leading an army to defeat the White Dragon King Vortigern, and unifying Mondstadt?During the process, Yu Piaoling kept shouting: "For love and justice, and for the glory of freedom, I will never fall!" Then he stood up and stabbed the White Dragon King to death in a bloody plot, haha! o(*￣︶￣*)o, that’s it?That's it?

The audience members looked at each other and smiled, raised their wine glasses, and shouted "Long live freedom!" After that, they all went home and took their children to watch this fairy tale-like story.

As the video progressed, Yu Piao Ling gradually came of age, and Merlin, the oracle of the God of Wind, was also announced. When the audience thought that the plot would be as they expected, the next development was unexpected!The speed of the car was too fast, and it directly ran over countless people's faces, leaving blood marks one after another on their faces!

"Is this a 12+ plot?! The wheels of your fucking car ran into my face!"

Countless viewers threw their mobile phones angrily. What the hell kind of plot is this? Yu Piaoling comes of age and prepares to become a king, so the maid Rosalia devotes her beautiful night?Did the two people merge spiritually on this night, or was it Rosalia who took the initiative to seduce her? !What kind of bloody aristocratic novel plot is this? !

"What the hell kind of King of Knights is this! You're riding something wrong! Other knights are riding horses, but you're riding a girl?! Is riding a verb? Asshole?!"

Is this a celebration or something?Why didn’t I have such good things when I became an adult?Is the entire Whispering Forest calling my name just because my father didn't say anything in my ear when I was born? !

Rosalia is famous for her gifts from the angels in Mondstadt!There are also many people who like her secretly, but they never accept any confession and always live their own lives. As a result, in the video... in the video...

"And then the video also showed the scene of Rosalía walking on the wall the next morning! How f*cking did you make us men feel! What are you trying to prove? What are you trying to do?! This is advertising for the other party. Is that so? I have already seen my wife’s look at me change from contempt to pity! I will turn into a bed bug next!” - Some angry viewers complained!

"Look at other people's 15-year-olds, and then look at your 15-year-olds! What do you mean? What on earth does this mean! I don't understand, I don't want to understand!" - A tearful intelligence officer said so sadly and indignantly !

Then Rosalia left, and Yu Piaoling followed Diluc out without even picking up the sword. Except for Miss Donna from Mondstadt who liked Diluc, everyone else knew it at that time. , Yu Piaoling is not empty-handed, someone has already paved the road!Now I not only get my own sword, but also become a king!

"The 15-year-old king... is so envious and jealous..."

While many people were gnashing their teeth, even Youra was not spared. At the end of the video, the beautiful and sexy Youra revealed her face, which made those who secretly liked Youra even more angry!how!Do you want to continue driving?

"Why didn't I appear in the video and directly became the husband of the beautiful girl in it! Even if I show my face and die, I am willing to die QAQ" - many Mondstadt citizens screamed like this.

But because of this, many people said: "I guess someone in Youla's house is already teaching Yu Piaoling a lesson, right?"

This sentence was recognized by many people, and they would never allow Yu Piao Ling to be so happy!

"Then there was a barrage saying that this bastard has memories of his previous life! Impossible! Absolutely impossible! If this is true! I would jump off the top of the Wind Dragon Ruins without the Wind Wings! I swear!"

They ignored the fact that Yu Piaoling had past life memories due to the dragon factor!They refused to believe such a thing!How?Are you dreaming about the story before reincarnation?Isn’t this nonsense!

To say that these beautiful girls in the past life were all your wives, we would feel sad. Anyway, they don't belong to you, what the hell? !You said they once belonged to you?Have you slept with him? !Do you know they have big moles?

this!Absolutely!right!No!Can!able! ! !

Then, the video ended, and there was nothing new about Liuyue City falling from the sky. It continued as usual. The audience complained angrily and prepared to go to bed, but intelligence officers from various countries saw an opportunity in the video.

"This Yu Piao Ling, if it is really the reincarnation of Mondstadt's King of Knights, then the most combat power in it is when practicing swordsmanship with Diluc. Isn't it a good feeling? Just come to me People with the Eye of God can compete with each other twice..."

Therefore, many intelligence personnel secretly passed this information on, thinking that Yu Piaoling's strength was not very good. Instead of making us frightened and guessing like this all day long, why not do something big?Fight him directly?Anyway, the Liyue Sword Immortal Chapter and the Inazuma Sword Saint Chapter are probably based on past lives. In the King of Knights Chapter, I didn’t see the other party using any infinite sword system. I guess the dragon factor is just a bluff. So what if we stand undefeated on the Mondstadt Leyline?If my two bricks are not enough, I will use three bricks!Just knock you out!

Therefore, after the top leaders of various countries received this information, the first one from the seven countries to reply, and probably the only one from the seven countries to reply, was naturally the number one death-seeking force in the Teyvat continent - the Fools!

The reply was just one sentence.

"Just do it!"

concise.

At this time, Yupiaoling didn't know that the situation had developed to this point. On the one hand, he thought that the system was just collecting emotional values. If other viewers saw it, the emotions disappeared after being collected?

On the other hand, based on his experience, what if he thought these intelligence agents were watching him?In the end, intelligence officers are just intelligence officers. How can they take out two bricks and knock them out in the street?

Relying on past experience, Yu Piaoling naively believed that the situation had not developed into that dangerous situation, so he continued to wander around the city of Mondstadt. After finding a small shop for a satisfying meal at noon, he continued to wander around, but he did not know that a shocking picture appeared. The net hit him, triggering a violent reaction from Yu Piao Ling!

Chapter 326: The King of Knights: The First Generation·Code Name·Barbarossa

"Head, what are we going to do?"

A man holding a huge hammer asked a middle-aged man wearing a pair of huge gloves.

"It's simple. The above said to let us do it. Then I will do a big job and directly test the strength of Yupiao Ling in the intelligence!"

The middle-aged man with a huge glove, whom we call Brother Feng Fist, said to his younger brother, Brother Thunder Hammer, who was holding a huge hammer.

"But Yu Piao Ling is followed by people from the Knights of the West Wind. We can't force him. Otherwise, it won't be a big deal if he's knocked unconscious. It will cause a diplomatic incident, which will be tragic. We still have eight children here. As for the business development of the business, we can’t let the Knights of the West Wind find any reason to have it sealed, right?”

Brother Thunder Hammer put down his hammer and asked doubtfully.

"Oh, you said this, I have already thought about it. Do you still remember the video last night?"

Brother Fengquan pinched his gloves and smiled slyly: "In last night's video, do you still remember the part where Yu Piaoling broke through the innocence?"

"Of course I remember, Brother Feng Fist, I'm still envious and jealous to this day!"

Brother Thunder Hammer waved his hand and covered his eyes, and tears flowed from them. This is the plot of a single dog being tortured to death by dog ​​food!

"According to our intelligence, that woman is working as a nun in the West Wind Cathedral in Mondstadt, and this is our opportunity!"

Brother Feng Fist raised his right hand, patted Brother Thunder Hammer who was crying, and comforted: "As long as we lure her out of Mondstadt City and catch her, we can threaten Yu Piaoling to come with us. When the time comes, Hehehe, you can vent out how unhappy you are with that Yupiaoling!"

"But brother, how are we going to lure that nun out of Mondstadt?"

When Brother Thunder Hammer heard Brother Feng Fist's comfort, he immediately stopped crying. He grabbed his big hammer again with his right hand, which was full of tears and runny nose. Brother Feng Fist felt sick when he saw it.

However, Brother Feng Fist could understand Brother Thunder Hammer's anger at this time. He continued: "Information says that the nun named Rosalia usually secretly safeguards justice in Mondstadt City and will punish suspicious people in Mondstadt City. Tracking and elimination, and we only need to send one or two people to pretend to be members of the treasure thief group, and walk twice in front of her to lure her into taking the bait, and then directly send those two people to the place where we have gathered - the Whispering Forest !”

"The mountains and forests there are dense, and our large force of hundreds of people has been prepared there. There is Lei Ying, water gun brother, and ice gun brother. When the time comes, we will go together. After catching her, we will send someone to deliver a message to Yu Piao Ling. , just let him arrive at the Whispering Forest before sunset!"

"I see!"

Brother Thunder Hammer nodded, and then said: "Okay brother, I understand, I will send someone right away."

"Well, this plan is related to whether we can obtain the most accurate information. We must be cautious and there must be no mistakes!"

Brother Feng Fist nodded, and then suddenly an eagle flew down from the sky. Brother Feng Fist raised his left hand, and the eagle landed on Brother Feng Fist's fist. It screamed twice, and Brother Feng Fist nodded. , then took out a piece of meat from his pocket and threw it into the eagle's mouth, and then the eagle flapped its wings and left.

"Okay, the latest information has just been sent. The person named Yu Piaoling has finished talking to Sister Rosalia and now leaves the cathedral alone. At this time, the nun is single. It's time to take action!"

Brother Feng Fist said to Brother Thunder Hammer, but Brother Thunder Hammer didn't understand the reason after hearing this. He had a doubt in his heart. He asked directly: "Brother, why is Target Yu Piao Ling looking for Sister Rosalia? Could it be... Does he want to continue what happened in last night’s video?”

"Uh... Calm down, Brother Lei Chui, you are overthinking. We all know that Yu Piaoling has past life memories and so on are all speculations. There is no substantive evidence at all. He is just a pretty boy who thinks he can rely on The story in the video directly made Sister Rosalia like him, but looking at the possibility of the two of them getting separated, it is very likely that Sister Rosalia rejected him, but the one named Yu Piaoling refused to give up. Don't worry, our plan will definitely succeed, because Yu Piaoling does have thoughts about Rosalia. When the time comes, as long as he catches Rosalia and threatens Yu Piaoling, out of machismo, Yu Piaoling will definitely come to save her. , showing off one’s chivalry!”

Brother Feng Fist guessed some of the truth based on the information he got, but there was nothing he could do about it. After all, the eagle could only convey some simple information, and West Wind Cathedral was also an important place in Mondstadt. The Fools would definitely be closely monitored if they entered. , let alone eavesdropping on the conversation between Yu Piaoling and Rosalia at close range.

As for the kiss between the two, the eagle couldn't express it. After all, there was no other eagle here to demonstrate the process to him.

"I know, big brother!"

Brother Lei Hammer turned to the crowd of ordinary fools behind him, waved his hand, and shouted: "Do you understand? Ah Er, Ah San, you are thin and weak, pretend to be members of the treasure thief group, say Hang around near the Cathedral of the West Wind, and then lure Sister Rosalia out of Mondstadt! To our destination in the Whispering Forest!"

"But Brother Thunder Hammer, we have never been a treasure stealing group. We don't know how to pretend?"

Ah Er turned to look at Ah San, and then asked.

"Yes, brother, although we often interact with the treasure thief group, our behavior styles are different. We can't pretend to be the same!"

Ah San also said doubtfully.

"Are you idiots!"

Brother Feng Fist stood up at this time. He looked at Ah Er and Ah San with contempt: "It's because you pretended to be a treasure thief group that you didn't do well, so you went there. This will arouse Sister Rosalia's vigilance even more. ! Otherwise, once a real treasure-stealing group comes, the opponent is likely to give up the target and hand it over to the Knights of the West Wind! It is necessary to pretend to be a member of the treasure-theft group that does not look like it will increase the opponent's doubts! Only then can you take the bait! Do you understand? !”

"Okay, I get it now……"

Ah Er and Ah San nodded, and then changed into the clothes of the Treasure Thieves Group, which they had looted from the members of the Treasure Thieves Group the last time they were short of Mora. Then Brother Lei Hammer looked at the two people who had changed their clothes. , nodded with satisfaction.

Then, Brother Thunder Hammer waved his hand: "I will announce that the codename: Project Barbaros has been launched!"

"fool!"

Brother Feng Fist slapped Brother Thunder Hammer on the head and cursed loudly: "It's the code name: Project Rosalia, isn't it?"

"Oh...I'm sorry, Brother Fengquan, I was talking nonsense just now..."

Brother Thunder Hammer rubbed the back of his head and said aggrievedly: "I just feel that the code name Barbaros Project sounds domineering!"

"Forget it, it's up to you, whether it's the Rosalia plan or the Barbaros plan, as long as the goal can be achieved..."

Watching Ah Er and Ah San leave the Goethe Hotel, Brother Thunder Hammer and Brother Feng Fist looked at each other, and then quietly left the Goethe Hotel with their people and rushed towards the Whispering Forest.

After that, Sister Rosalia, who was separated from Yu Piaoling, was passing the time in the sun in the West Wind Cathedral when she suddenly discovered that two tall, strong and powerful members of the treasure thief group were secretly decorating some of the cathedral's decorations. She looked around quietly, feeling strange in her heart. She immediately became alert. Then when the two people found her, they immediately turned around and walked faster outside. As they walked, they said something: "It's so unlucky. It seems like we are being watched. We Hurry up and go..."

"Oh... looks like I caught a big fish?"

The ice-type God's Eye on Rosalia's body exuded a cold aura. The surrounding temperature suddenly dropped unexpectedly and rapidly in the summer, and the petals not far away were stained with a layer of white frost.

Then, a strange smile appeared on Rosalia's face. This is what she usually does, to eliminate people who are moving strangely in Mondstadt City, and the two people in front of her have now become her targets.

Rosalia, who still didn't know that she had become a bait, hadn't noticed the video. The center of the storm had already entangled Yu Piaoling. What did last night's video mean? If Rosalia was given another day or two In time, she will definitely think it through...

But the time now was too coincidental. Having just met Yu Piaoling, she was in a high mood and just wanted to find something to vent her depression!

Then Rosalia followed, and in an unknown corner, a person dressed as a nun immediately wrote down the matter and passed it to a superior figure further away.

The storm gradually gathered over the Whispering Forest, and a different wind came from the air in Mondstadt.

The time came to one o'clock in the afternoon.

After buying clothes for the whole morning, Amber, Youla and Ying were eating in an open-air restaurant. Behind Youla and others stood four tall West Wind Knights. They saw that their right arms were tied with The special bandage is the symbol of the guerrilla team. These people are Yula's private soldiers.

Yu Piaoling has arrived at the training ground behind the West Wind Knights' station, ready to see if Irene is practicing well.

Lisa and Dr. Livingstone put away the prepared incense and were enjoying afternoon tea in the garden on the top floor of the Great Library.

Barbara was helping Fischer clean up the room, and poor Fischer was standing aside listening to Barbara's teachings to him.

Noelle brought Heulia to the Glory Wind store and was talking to the store manager, planning to buy Heulia some special souvenirs of Mondstadt.

On the top floor of the Gunnhild Family Hotel, the luxuriously decorated door slowly opened, and a brisk figure slowly walked in.

Then the figure raised his head, looked at the person sitting on the sofa by the window, and smiled slightly.

"Ye Lan, the special investigator of the General Affairs Department of Liyue, came to meet Captain Qin on the order of Lord Tian Quanxing Ningguang."

Chapter 327 The King of Knights: The First Seal Thirteen

"No need to be restrained, come in and sit down."

Qin, who was sitting on the sofa, stood up and said with a smile to Ye Lan. Qin pointed to the sofa in front of her. There was a small table between the two sofas, with freshly brewed black tea already poured on it. Two maids stood by.

"Thank you, Captain Qin."

Ye Lan also smiled slightly, walked quickly to the sofa, shook hands with Qin, and the two sat on the sofa. The maid in the room immediately withdrew, and then the door was closed by the waiter, and the room turned into a second-hand room. human space.

"I have heard about Investigator Yelan for a long time, and I am well-known in Mondstadt. It can be seen that you are a first-rate talent under Sister Ningguang."

Qin showed formal aristocratic etiquette, placed her hands on the armrests of the sofa, and leaned under the sofa with her legs together. She was currently wearing the uniform of the leader of the Knights of the West Wind, a snow-white dress, and a brief emblem on her shoulders. The cloak, the golden hair tied back in a single ponytail, looks clean and tidy, only the pattern on the clothes is decorated with gold, which is the representative symbol of the Gunnhild family, which means that it appears in front of Ye Lan at this time. Captain Qin is not only the acting leader of the West Wind Knights, but also the next head of the Gunnhild family, which makes Yelan pay more attention to it.

Ye Lan was wearing a tight black leather jacket, still decorated as an agent, but with a string of snow-white pearls on her neck, and a blue bracelet on her right hand. This time she did not wear the snow-white shawl she always wore before. Instead, her white shoulders were exposed, and her black high-heeled shoes were intertwined with each other. Only three-quarters of her buttocks were sitting on the sofa. Her upper body was straight, and her towering breasts were upright, looking slightly restrained.

"Captain Qin is too complimentary."