I see myself in Genshin Impact
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"Huh???" A question mark suddenly appeared on Yu Piao Ling's head. He felt something was not quite right and almost shouted one sentence.
"Brother Fu, don't want it!!!"
Chapter 108 Sword Saint: The First Life·The rich woman can give you a better sword
"This plot is not quite right!" - Mondstadt Villager A.
"On the hill behind Baijianmen, in the blacksmith's room with the door closed, two men... hiss!" - Villager A of Daozuma.
"Brother Fu, don't do it!!" - Villager A of Liyue.
"You, come and fence with me quickly!" - Mondstadt Villager B.
"Qian Yanjun reminds all single young men who live alone, please pay attention to your own safety~" - Liyue·Qian Yanjun·Soldier A.
There was joy in the barrage, but Yu Piaoling in the video was nervous, fearing that Astolfo would pounce on him.
"Well, since your appearance matches it, then I can teach you my best principles for swordsmen!"
Astolfo said with a smile, but this made Yu Piao Ling shiver even more.
"That is, hug the rich woman's thigh!"
"Ah!!! Huh?" After hearing this, Yu Piaoling screamed loudly at first and then reacted, frowning and letting out an obvious question.
"Don't you understand?" Astolfo ignored why Yu Piaoling screamed, but repeated: "The most important principle of swordsmanship in my opinion is to hug the rich woman's thigh!"
"Aha……"
Yu Piaoling heard it clearly this time, and looked at Astolfo with →_→ eyes. Even the barrage was shocked, and a series of exclamation marks of "!!!" came out one after another.
"Look, swords are easy to damage, aren't they? A good sword is so expensive, costing tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of moras. How can an ordinary swordsman have so many moras..."
Astolfo said unhappily: "So, in order to be able to continue on the road of swordsmanship forever, it is natural to hug the thigh of a rich woman."
"No need, teacher, I can forge. I can just make my own weapons in the future..." Yu Piaoling sighed, not wanting to learn this at all.
"How troublesome it is to forge it by yourself. What a waste of time, right? Why not buy a new one after pleasing the rich woman~" Astolfo said with a disdainful expression: "Ah, I understand, you don't like it. A rich woman, right? Then a rich lolita is fine too...but the Qianyan Army in Liyue is more strict in arresting them. If they do something bad, they will be sentenced..."
"God damn rich woman can give you a better sword... If I had that kind of capital, I..." - Mondstadt Villager A.
"Anal truth, what this teacher said is so right!" - Villager A of Inazuma.
"Wow, God, I also want to hug the rich woman's lap QAQ..." - Liyue Villager A.
"I'm not greedy anymore, I'd rather be a rich lolita!" - Fontaine Villager A.
"God is not greedy, there is no one more greedy than you!" - Zhidong Villager A.
"Teacher Astolfo, can you please speak more seriously?" Yu Piaoling frowned and said: "I'm here to listen to the principles of swordsmanship, not these... And where do all these nonsense come from? ? Is it really just your life experience, teacher?"
"Hehe, of course, I also compiled this into a supreme sword manual, so remember the formulas!"
Astolfo coughed, cleared his throat and said: "Loli can make your sword faster~ Sister Yu can make your sword harder! Rich woman can give you a sharper sword~ Hold it in my arms Cute girl, double the damage!”
Seeing that the other party was getting more and more outrageous, Yu Piaoling quickly interrupted: "Okay, okay, I understand. Teacher Astolfo, is there anything else you want to say?"
"Huh? No more!" Astolfo smiled and said: "I have already told you, my swordsmanship is perfect, it is up to you whether you listen or not, anyway, your appearance is up to standard~"
"..." Yu Piaoling curled her lips and looked at Astolfo walking outside: "I have an appointment with some rich women tonight, so I will leave first. As for what I just said, if you take it to heart If so...haha..."
"Huh?" Yu Piaoling looked at the other party and turned around, winked playfully, and said: "I can recommend a goal to you. For me, it is unreachable, but if you say it, there must still be a chance. After all, you are young, maybe you can really please the other person..."
"No need, no need at all..." Yu Piao Ling said in disgust, but Astolfo didn't care whether Yu Piao Ling wanted to hear it or not, but said the last sentence to himself.
"One of the seven stars that governs Liyue, Tianquan Star, Ningguang, is the most suitable rich woman for you~"
Astolfo then closed the door with a smile, leaving a depressed Yu Piaoling standing there.
"I'm going to choke you!!! Master Tianquan Ningguang's name actually appeared!" - Liyue Villager A.
"Who is not good enough to recommend, but you recommend her?" - Mondstadt Villager A.
"It's true that she is a rich woman, but the one she loves most is Mora. How could anyone fall into her eyes?" - Liyue Villager B
"This teacher recommended a wrong option. I bet a coin that Yu Piao Ling won't even go to Lord Ning Guang in the end!" - Liyue Villager C.
"So, isn't it good to be a rich Lolita?" - Liyue villager D.
"The person upstairs made a mistake. Is that a rich lolita? That's a rich girl!" - E, a villager in Liyue.
"Everyone who sends barrages, please pay attention, Qianyan Army is on the streets!" - F, a villager in Liyue.
Seeing that the Qianyan Army was dispatched, the offensive words in the barrage were instantly swept away, and everyone became quiet again.
Mond Yora's House
"Hey..." Youla made a disdainful voice, turned to look at Yu Piaoling, and glanced at him with contempt.
"..." Yu Piaoling silently picked up the tea cup and took a sip, not daring to speak.
"Senior! You don't know how?" Noelle exclaimed.
"No...I didn't..." Yu Piaoling looked at Noelle who looked like a frightened little rabbit, and said quickly: "Have you forgotten that I have the end of a wolf? How could I do that kind of thing? No matter how rich Ning Guang is, he can't get a five-star artifact, right?"
"Loli, royal sister, rich woman..." Amber covered her face with her hands and said in disbelief: "These are all the same!"
"Hold on, Amber, don't think about what's inside!" Yola quickly held down the panicked Amber to wake her up from the blow.
Amber, who has always been thinking outside the box and has been away on scouting missions for knights all year round, doesn’t know much about the romance in Mondstadt. Today, she has learned a lot!
"Where's the rich woman... Haha." Ying glanced at Youla, and then at Lisa.
"Hey, I'm not~" Lisa smiled and shook her hand and said: "I'm just a part-time worker who earns the dead salary of the director of the Mondstadt Library, not a rich woman~"
"If you want to talk about rich women, they~haha..." Lisa turned to look at Qin and Yura.
"..."
Everyone in the hall looked at Yura and Qin in unison.
Aware of everyone's gaze, Youla and Qin looked at each other, and then looked at Yu Piaoling with a smile, their eyes revealing scrutiny and inquiry.
"I told you I won't learn what the other person said! Trust me!"
Yu Piaoling slapped the table and shouted aggrievedly.
"But Qin has a five-star artifact, the Wind Eagle Sword..."
I don't know who said something, and everyone fell into silence again.
Chapter 109 Sword Master: The First Life: Rich Woman, Rich Lolita, Rich Sister
"Who said that just now? It's not like I don't have the Cricket Wind Eagle Sword or something..." Yu Piaoling glanced at everyone, stood up and said: "When I was the Knight King of Mondstadt before, the Wind Eagle Sword was naturally in my hand. …”
"Huh? Have you ever taken the Wind Eagle Sword?" Amber asked in surprise.
"Of course, what's more, haven't you seen the Sword in the Stone before?" Yu Piaoling continued: "I haven't even accepted the Sword in the Stone, how could I be tempted by the Wind Eagle Sword..."
"I heard that Youla has a magical weapon called When the Song Lai Rings..." A word came, causing Yu Piao Ling to break through her defense again.
Hearing this, Lisa covered her mouth and smiled, while Youla frowned and looked at Yu Piaoling.
Yu Piaoling immediately turned to look at the speaker, and saw Paimon covering his mouth next to Ying and looking at Yu Piaoling with an innocent look on his face.
"Why are you looking at me like this?" Paimon asked in confusion, trying to play dumb, but his wandering eyes betrayed her.
"Braised pork..." Yu Piaoling looked at Paimeng with an unkind expression, and said word by word: "No! Yes! Yes!"
"Ugh! No, I just remembered who of the people here has a divine weapon. Don't do this!" Paimeng immediately rushed over and threw himself on Yu Piaoling's body, crying.
"It's not a big deal for you just to watch the excitement!" Ying complained at the side.
"What are you thinking about?" Yu Piaoling helplessly pulled Paimon off his body, turned to look at Youla and asked, "What, do you believe her lies?"
"I believe it, but I don't believe it completely..." Youla smiled.
"Believe it, you can only believe it a little bit, hahaha..." Amber continued.
"You! How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air? Although the sound of the pine trees is powerful, it is not the reason for me to hug the rich woman's lap!" Yu Piaoling said. He also carries a holy spear on his body. The weapon can be just a branch. You can use it all, why would you covet it?
"Aren't you staying at Yola's house for free now..." Paimon said beside him in a desperate tone.
Yu Piaoling pinched Paimeng's face and pulled it away, and she immediately ran back to Ying's side.
Everyone laughed after hearing Paimon's words, but except for Paimon and Heulia, everyone else generally knew why Yu Piaoling stayed at Yola's house for free, and why Qin and Lisa also lived together. .
Liyue·Yuehaiting
"Ningguang, congratulations, someone is coming to hug your thigh~" Keqing put down the phone, raised her head and smiled at Ningguang: "Liyue's famous rich woman, you have to be careful~"
"Oh, it's just a parallel world, not this world. What do I have to worry about?" Ningguang shook the pipe in his hand, looked at Ke Qing and said: "Besides, you have already appeared in the Seven Stars of Liyue. You're in the video, and you're still being held in the other person's arms. Maybe the other person will look for you. After all, you are a well-known rich lolita in Liyue..." Ningguang was talking about Yu Piao Ling at Wanmin Hall before. In the memory, the scene where Ke Qing appeared also included Shen He and Raiden Zhen. However, Shen He and Raiden Zhen may not exist in the parallel world, but his intuition told Ningguang that Ke Qing must be there.
"That's not necessarily the case. You were named in the video, so the chance of you appearing must be very high. Besides, you don't hate the other person, right?" Keqing said tit for tat, holding up the bag she brought with her right hand. He lowered his head and took a sip from a ceramic tea cup with a history of thousands of years.
Hearing this, Ningguang smiled and shook the jade cigarette rod in his hand, and asked, "Isn't that the same for you?"
"Hmph, how can I be as rich as you? Who in the whole Liyue doesn't know that you, Tianquanxing, started from scratch, built the Qun Jade Pavilion, and floated above Liyue Harbor. This is the only one in the world." Ke Qingjiao He laughed, pointed his right hand at the sky, and praised.
"Yuhengxing is joking. Although I have a flamboyant personality and a high-profile approach, the number of molas is still not as good as your family's accumulation over generations~ After all, not everyone can become a Yuhengxing at the age of 15, right? Ningguang smiled and pointed at the ground with his right hand, implying that although Qun Yu Pavilion is in the sky, there is no telling how much land belongs to the Keqing family on the ground.
Ningguang's move reveals the reason why Keqing became the Yuhengxing. Although Keqing is powerful and has a strong character, without the support of her family, do you think she can secure the position of Yuhengxing just with the emperor's permission?
Shen He watched the two people confront each other in silence, and touched his shriveled wallet. She had just joined Yuehai Pavilion not long ago, and she still had her food and accommodation at Grandma Ping's place, and she also had part of the overtime pay given by Gan Yu. There is no way to compare with these two.
The three migrant workers with all the knowledge and knowledge were hiding in the corner and shivering. It was scary to watch the bosses fighting for their wealth.
"Are these the rich woman and the rich lolita?" Baiwen asked.
"One points to the sky and the other points to the ground. Both of them are so arrogant." Bai Xiao said.
"No, no, no, you don't understand the true meaning. Lord Keqing means that if necessary, I can build a Qun Jade Pavilion from scratch!" Baishi suddenly understood what Lord Keqing and Ningguang meant.
"So what Lord Ningguang means is that if necessary, I can also buy the land that matches the Keqing family?" Baiwen continued, and then several people looked at each other.
"Hiss!" Bai Xiao took a breath of cold air. Is this the Seven Stars of Liyue? It is indeed so terrifying, so terrifying.
Next to her, Huixin, the daughter of Liyue Qixing Tianshu Star, looked at them with a smile, turned to Gan Yu who was silently sipping tea and asked: "Sister Gan Yu, look at them, a rich woman, a rich lolita, in It’s so fun to fight here~”
"Yeah." Gan Yu nodded and continued to watch Ke Qing and Ning Guang argue, without any thought of getting involved.
"I wonder if Sister Gan Yu is considered Sister Fu Yu?" Huixin suddenly asked for no reason.
"Huh?" Gan Yu turned to look at Huixin with cold eyes.
"I just noticed that you seem to be paying attention to Yu Piao Ling too..."
Huixin had heard her father say good things about Gan Yu since she was a child, and she admired her very much. She joined Yuehai Pavilion because she wanted to get in close contact with senior Gan Yu. As expected, in the past few years of joining Yuehai Pavilion, Huixin learned a lot of experience in dealing with things. She is very Thank you Ganyu.
Now Hui Xin is married and has children, but she finds that Gan Yu still seems to be like that. When she thought that Gan Yu would continue like this, the recent video of Yu Piao Ling appeared, which made the half-immortal feel differently.
She used to doze off and talk about work, but now, Senior Gan Yu no longer does this. She began to pay more attention to the news about Yu Piao Ling, and the news about Yu Piao Ling coming from Mondstadt, Gan Yu also Hiding a copy quietly, this attitude surprised her.
However, Huixin thinks this is a good thing. She thinks that Gan Yu will step into the world of mortals sooner or later, but she just doesn’t know when. Unexpectedly, she will happen to him.
"Due to my position as secretary of Yuehaiting, I must always pay attention to people who may be a threat to Liyue." Gan Yu explained briefly.
Hearing Gan Yu's words, Huixin did not believe it, but continued to smile and said: "The senior who has been the secretary of Yuehai Pavilion for 3000 years must have more mola than them, right?"
"There is no point in comparison." Gan Yu stopped talking after saying this.
Huixin drank tea with a smile and watched the video.
Chapter 110 Sword Master: The First Life·The Senior Brother Leaves
In the video, Yu Piaoling kicked the table angrily: "It's ridiculous, why are you hugging a rich woman's thigh? I have no time!"
"What's wrong? You're so angry..." The blacksmith master came in from outside. Looking at Yu Piaoling's behavior, he asked in confusion, could there be something wrong with his arrangement?
"Master Blacksmith, are you back?" Yu Piaoling heard the Master Blacksmith's voice and hurriedly greeted him. However, he did not explain why he was angry. The other party took the trouble to help him prepare for the hidden assessment. Now, although the third teacher was not talking about him, Wanted, but what the first two teachers taught was very useful, so Yu Piaoling didn't want the blacksmith to bother.
"Oh, I've been wandering around outside for the past two days. How's it going? Did your hiding test go well?"
"Well, it's pretty good. The teachers taught me very well and I learned a lot." Yu Piaoling smiled and looked very satisfied.
"That's good, that's good." The blacksmith master nodded and said, "What are your plans next?"
"Well..." After hearing this, Yu Piaoling pondered for a moment and said, "I have wasted a lot of time hiding the assessment, so I plan to return to the previous state of listening to the class."
"What about here?" The master blacksmith patted the forging table and asked nervously.
"Well, please rest assured that I will not break my promise. From now on, I will come here once a week to continue my forging training." Yu Piaoling said with a smile.
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