Guitar, loneliness and the blue sea

Kitahara Iori frowned, looking dubious.

"Let's go, let's go chat with Sister Nanahua, and I'll help you improve your favorability."

With that said, Yusuke dragged Kitahara out of the room and gave a thumbs up to the seniors.

There might be something good to watch!

...

ten minutes later.

"Sister Nana, I have tidied up the room perfectly. Now I can be considered a grown-up on my own, right?" Downstairs, Iori Kitahara and Yusuke Kasumigaoka figured that time was almost up, so they took the initiative to bring their sister up. Look at the room upstairs.

"As expected of a boy, he does things quickly~~"

Furutagawa Nanaka still had a slight smile on her face when she followed them up the stairs, but as soon as she opened the door, her smile instantly solidified.

On the bed, on the floor, on the wall, on the table, there are all boys’ favorite things!

From Little Emperor Uncle to all kinds of DVDs, to magazines and large posters of actresses, the originally clean room was transformed into a video store that Yusuke loved to visit in Akihabara!

"It's not... that... Sister Nanahua... I can..."

Nanahua blushed and said: "...Um...ah...after all...Iori is a boy too,"

Then he turned back with extremely awkward steps.

And Kasumigaoka Yusuke was holding back his laughter the whole time. The difficulty of holding back his laughter was much higher than the grimace game!

At this moment, his respect for these two seniors increased a little.

Really good at playing!

But Iori Kitahara didn't want to laugh at all. He rushed over and started wrestling with Yusuke.

"You idiot is plotting against me again!!!"

013 Never substitute Two-dimensional into reality

"Oh, I really didn't plan on you." Yusuke Kasumigaoka argued with a smile while wrestling with Iori Kitahara. "I already said that the goal is not to be regarded as a pervert and to be as normal as possible."

"Yes." Tokita Shinji and Juryujiro also walked over from the corner of the corridor.

"Do you think this is normal? Is this a room that a man who can stand alone should have?" Iori Kitahara rushed toward the two men angrily, but was quickly subdued.

"Isn't this normal? What man doesn't have sex with the emperor? Mothers who find their little uncle in the child's room usually show a happy expression like 'the child has grown up'."

"That's right." Yusuke agreed, "And you just said it yourself, sexual desire, so we respect your wishes."

"So you didn't succeed just now?" Juryujiro asked Yusuke, who had already picked up a copy of Little Emperor Uncle and started tasting it.

"so close."

"Do you have any misunderstanding about a little bit?! And seniors, why do you think this can be successful?!"

Kitahara Iori complained and gasped.

"Can't it be more normal? Just an ordinary room for an ordinary boy! Everything has become super weird since I came to Izu. Is it so difficult to live an ordinary college life with a girlfriend?"

He decided not to argue with these beasts, but quietly cleaned up the room by himself.

"Oh, I'll do it myself. Just take all these away."

"Do you really want to take it away?"

"Nonsense! Of course it's true! Things like AV should only exist under the bed and deep inside the computer disk!"

With a click, Kasumigaoka Yusuke closed the H book in his hand and said seriously:

"Kitahara, trying in the wrong direction is in vain, and turning it into an ordinary room will not improve your favor. I think you should start from the source and learn how to get along with your host family."

"What kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd?" Kitahara Iori must have no good intentions.

"It's nothing, just a short movie that is both educational and entertaining. It will definitely help you."

Facing the devil's whisper, Kitahara Iori said seriously:

"Hmph, Kasumigaoka, do you think I'm a fool? You've lied to me over and over again, and I will never be fooled by you again. I won't watch any small or big movies!"

Kasumigaoka Yusuke smiled slightly, not caring at all.

'I will never be fooled by you again', he had heard this sentence too many times.

"Alas, you don't know the goods. This is a masterpiece recommended to me by my ex-girlfriend. She is a senior practitioner in the ACGNR18 circle. There are very few works that can be recognized by her. Although it is an animation, it is absolutely not inferior to the real person in all aspects. .”

The two seniors watched quietly. It was obvious that Iori Kitahara was startled when he heard the word ex-girlfriend.

This man is crazy about women. Just say the word 'girlfriend' and he will bite!

Seeing his interest, Yusuke continued, "This film tells the story of a boy staying at the home of a single mother, Mrs. Mira. Coincidentally, there is indeed a pair of beautiful and sexy sisters in this home..."

"Oh~~ It sounds very similar to your situation, Iori!" Shinji Tokita fanned the flames.

Kitahara Iori stared at Kasumigaoka Yusuke's evil red eyes and asked suspiciously: "...could it be H?"

"Of course it's H, what if I say shit?"

"Damn you, you are instigating me to commit a crime! I have no ill thoughts towards Sister Nanahua and Qiansha!"

"Really?"

The three of them stared at Kitahara Iori with sharp eyes, making his lies invisible!

Yusuke spread his hands and said, "It doesn't matter if you have any unreasonable thoughts. Don't make mistakes. The key is how to build a good relationship with them. Why don't you just focus on learning how to get along with sisters?"

As he spoke, he took out a USB flash drive and inserted it into the computer nearby, skillfully found a folder called 'Study Materials', found this masterpiece, and then pulled out the cover.

It was a beautiful brown-haired woman bathing in the hot spring. She had a slender and voluptuous figure, and her movements were extremely elegant and charming, like a wild rose blooming at night.

"Oh~~~" Tokita, Shou and Kitahara all exclaimed.

It turns out that anime-style characters can be so astringent!

And not only the figure, but also the hair color is similar to Nanahua if you take a closer look!

Although Kitahara Iori didn't want to admit it, at this moment, he was boki.

"...Is this...so big? Is this reasonable?"

"The advantage of two-dimensional is that it's as big as you want it to be." Yusuke said with a smile, "How do you say? Do you want me to give you a copy so that you can taste it slowly?"

Kitahara Iori smiled like a sunny boy.

"Hmph, for Mrs. Mira's sake, I will trust you one last time."

...

Although this film is good to watch, Yusuke Kasumigaoka has already tasted it too many times, so it is a bit boring.So he lay down on Kitahara Iori's tatami and continued chatting with Ijichi Hongxia about Line among a bunch of little imperial uncles.

The other three people were watching attentively in front of the screen.

Hongxia: Yusuke-kun, speaking of which, do you mind if I push your line to Xiaoboqi?

Yusuke: Ha, I was just thinking about asking you for hers.

Hong Xia: That’s just right.

Hongxia: I’ll give it to you.

Hong Xia: Can you be gentler when chatting?

"Why do I feel like my senior is like a matchmaker..."

After adding Gotou Kazuri, Kasumigaoka Yusuke opened her homepage and found that there was not a single photo of herself in it.

She is obviously very beautiful, and she is ranked in the top five among the many girls she has met. She can become an idol just by dressing up a little, but she doesn't know it...

There are actually such girls in the world.

Yusuke simply said 'hello' and then sent some emoticons.

Then I was so happy that I couldn’t read it back.

He sighed, turned his head, and returned to a world with a completely different painting style.

That is a man’s world!

The three of them were still watching the movie very attentively, and they didn't even touch the fast forward button.

"Let me tell you, although I don't usually like anime, this one is really top-notch. I give it 90 points."

"Only 90? I'll give it 95."

"Where's Kitahara? Hello, Kitahara?"

Kitahara Iori stopped talking. He looked excited. If there was no one else in the room, he might have started to reach for the tissues.

"You can tell just by looking at his expression. He'll probably give me a hundred points." Yusuke said with a smile, "I guess he's very responsible for himself."

"Don't make any noise, don't make any noise, I can't hear you clearly..."

"Isn't it just humming? Is there anything you can hear clearly?"

"It's very important, right? Sound is the essence!"

The few people were concentrating so much that they didn't notice that the door had been pushed open at this time.

"Iori, this was originally meant to be thrown away. If you think it can be used, just-"

Furategawa Chisa stood at the door and found that these people were laughing and joking at the computer screen, and on the screen was a picture of an anime girl who looked like herself eating enoki mushrooms!

In her eyes, it was like looking into a very vulgar mirror.

Yusuke Kasumigaoka, the only one who was not watching the movie, noticed that Chisa's veins were now bulging out, like a black hole. With her as the center, the gravity field of the entire room seemed to be distorted!

Oops, I didn’t expect her to come in suddenly!

This is not a joke.

Yusuke seemed to be able to see the kitchen knife on Kitahara Iori's neck.

"Hey, Kitahara! Kitahara!" He kicked Iori's butt and whispered, "It's almost closing! Chisa is here!"

"Ah? What, Chisa?!"

Kitahara Iori screamed in fright, then turned around with sweat on his face and smiled.

It was a smile that was struggling on the line of life. In fact, his smile had turned black.

"Ahaha...that...this...I..."

Qian Sha swallowed her saliva, but instead of having an attack, she turned around and left.

He must have been extremely disappointed.

"and many more!"

But Kitahara Iori actually stopped her.

What does he want to do?

Do you still want to save this situation?

"Cough cough..."

He hesitated for a moment, then walked over and said affectionately:

"Qiansha, would you like to practice with me? That's it, look..."

Before he could finish speaking, Chisa Furukawa slammed the small locker in her hand onto his head!

"Die!!!! Die twenty thousand times!!!!"

Then he turned and ran away, throwing the door in his face.

silence.

The silence speaks.

"You are so incredible." Yusuke commented.

"No, I think he is a warrior." Tokida Shinji said.

"It's just a broken jar, right?" Juryujiro saw everything through.

Kitahara Iori slowly knelt down, covered his face with his hands, and then looked up to the sky and screamed.