Guitar, loneliness and the blue sea

"No!" Yusuke didn't even know which one she was talking about, but because of his desire to survive, he immediately denied it.

However, it didn't work.

The girl advanced towards him.

Yusuke wanted to run away, but he felt his feet were caught by something.

"Well, wait a minute, I can explain..."

"I do not want to hear!"

She tackled him to the ground.

"Yusuke-kun, I just want to be your heroine."

"So, you must only belong to me."

"Forever and ever...belongs only to me?"

*sound of kettle boiling*

"babble----"

Kasumigaoka Yusuke woke up with a scream, struggled to sit up cross-legged, and then gasped frantically while holding his heart.

The environment in front of me is extremely unfamiliar, and it seems to be a small stage.He was lying on the cold black ground, a huge white spotlight shining directly on his face.

There was silence all around.

"Where is this..."

Looking carefully, he was only wearing a pair of pants.

Head hurts.

Lack of consciousness.

The body is so stiff.

Just when his soul was returning to his limbs and bones from the realm of Duke Zhou, a delicate and gentle hand pressed on his chest.

"Now, how about you sleep a little longer?"

He looked in the direction of the sound and saw a beautiful woman.

She has short purple hair, a beautiful face, and a pair of proud breasts that attract attention like a magnet.

The most terrifying thing is that her eyes are enchanting purple vertical pupils, as charming as a snake.

"Hell...Succubus..." Yusuke murmured.

He began to get scared, "I was stabbed to death... No, did I die suddenly while drinking? It seems that I couldn't go to heaven because I had done too many evil things before..."

"What? It's not like heaven." The purple succubus said lazily. She was only wearing a black bra and underwear, and her graceful figure was clearly visible under the spotlight.

"Except for not having a tail, it's definitely a succubus! No... wait, am I still in a dream? A dream within a dream... Inception..."

"Now, let me tell you, what are you dreaming about?" the woman asked.

"I dreamed of being chased by my ex-girlfriend."

"Oh, really? So pitiful, so terrible."

"No, it's common to dream about your ex-girlfriend."

Yusuke tried to move, but there was no joint in his body that was not painful.He groped around for clothes, but found only a shirt, so he reluctantly covered his upper body with it.

"If you think about it carefully, what's even scarier is the other dream I had before."

"What dream?" Miss Succubus seemed to be very curious. She leaned over, her white jade-like chest pressed against Yusuke's arm.

Yusuke turned a blind eye to this benefit, and instead searched for fragments of memories in his mind.

"I dreamed that I went to a cocktail party with Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei yesterday, but all the young female students who were supposed to come disappeared. Only one person came, blue hair, flat chest, a little cold, wearing neutral clothes, like A character in a niche lesbian film.”

"Really? And then?"

"The girl said she was a fan of her sister's books and had dinner with her, so she knew me."

"Oh! Is that so? What happens next?"

"Then we started drinking and chatting, talking about second-hand clothing stores in Tokyo, Kitazawa swimming pool, Zeppelin, the rise and fall of Japanese rockers, my sister's light novels and smut... In short, the conversation went smoothly. After that...she asked me to treat her to the biggest mango pineapple yogurt sundae in the store. It was very sweet and had a whole bowl. We both ate it with the same spoon, and she even asked me to feed her."

"Yeah! That's true. What happens next?"

Yusuke touched the corners of his mouth, and there seemed to be dried blood.

"Then Kitahara and Imamura suddenly said they wanted to play wild ball boxing. They started a wheel battle with me and even increased the alcohol content."

As soon as these words came out, even the succubus was silent for a moment.

"...They are really cruel."

"In terms of drinking capacity, I am worthy of a one-on-one fight. But two against one, I am at a disadvantage. She is cheering me on, so I can't lose."

"Ah, what a good man, what next?"

"But those two people had a lot of resentment towards me, so they were fighting with each other with the consciousness of death, so I still lost. After I fell down, the girl sat on my belly and played the bass. She played really well. It made me shed tears of homesickness.”

"It's very touching, but what happens next?"

"Then I puked all over her like a fountain."

The purple big sister suddenly sat up, then clapped her hands and laughed.The spotlight moved away from her, and Yusuke couldn't see her face clearly.

"Yusuke-kun, is there a possibility that all of this is true?" She whispered in his ear with an extremely seductive voice.

"Absolutely impossible." Yusuke's whole body was trembling. "Is this a fucking plot that anyone can come up with? It's definitely a nightmare, or a dream within a dream. Otherwise, how could I have just been stabbed to death by my ex-girlfriend and come to this strange place?" On stage... And you succubus from hell, don’t get so close, if you want to drain me, just say so! I won’t resist.”

"This is not a dream."

Yusuke took the woman's soft hand and slapped himself in the face.

"Look, I don't feel anything."

"You don't feel it because you drank too much. Look at your left side."

Kasumigaoka Yusuke turned around and shed two lines of tears in an instant!

"Dear dear...wuwuwu..."

He never imagined that he would feel a great sense of security when he saw four naked men lying on his left side!

The masculine energy that hits his face undoubtedly shows that this is reality, not a nightmare!

Seeing a perverted naked man makes even ex-girlfriends and succubi afraid of getting fucked!

Yusuke howled, and the woman laughed heartily.

"Hahahahahahaha, Yusuke-kun, you are so interesting. Let's play with my sister from now on."

Kasumigaoka Yusuke was stunned.

"Wait, you're not a succubus... Then you are..."

At this time, two big men, Juryu Jiro and Tokida Shinji, woke up.

Seeing the purple succubus, they nodded to her.

"Ah, good morning, Azusa."

"You and Kasumigaoka had a great time chatting. That's great."

And Kasumigaoka Yusuke saw the expression on the purple-haired woman's face that she had discovered a new toy.

"Tokida, Kotobuki, you juniors are so fun!!!"

016 The magical effects of wild vegetables

At this time, Kitahara and Imamura on the side also woke up one after another, looking for clothes on the stage with blurred eyes.

"Senior! So what happened last night!" Yusuke Kasumigaoka asked excitedly.

This is the first time that I have drunk the fragment.

The LiveHouse was in a state of chaos, with tables and chairs staggered here and there, presumably the remnants of a great war.

"Yesterday was originally a reception with the rock club of Qinghai Women's University, so we rented this venue. There were originally performances and so on, but everyone had something to do and didn't come, except for their boss, the aforementioned Yamada Ryo. ." Tokida Shinji gave him a review.

"Yamada Ryo? Is he the one with the support club that I mentioned before?"

"She must have sent everyone else away..." Yusuke saw through everything.

"Anyway, you, Iori, and Kohei, the three of you drank and played boxing with her, and then she beat you up. The three of you stripped naked and got drunk. You only changed one of her shirts - the one you were wearing. This is the one I’m wearing.”

"Are these her clothes?" Yusuke picked up the black shirt covering himself.

"She was kind enough to cover it for you. The other two idiots didn't get this kind of treatment."

Yusuke: "..."

"Why him!" Kitahara and Imamura pointed at Yusuke and said dissatisfiedly.

"Who told you to target me during wild ball boxing?"

"Well, it is indeed targeted." Juryu Jiro had put on his clothes and was taking some juice to sober up. "At that time, Iori proposed to play a four-person melee boxing game, but when the fight actually started, both he and Kohei kept fighting. challenge you."

Yusuke looked at the two of them angrily.

"Who told you to get close to someone and kiss them indirectly? We are doing justice to God." Iori Kitahara said confidently.

"Well, we think you need some oolong tea to sober up." Imamura Kohei agreed.

"Why wake up! I turned into a fountain!"

He rubbed his cheeks and felt that he really should take a shower.

"Then, after I fell, you two were no match for her? Isn't that too inferior?"

"She has a strong drinking capacity..." Iori Kitahara sighed, "It's like a bottomless pit."

"Are you sure you guys aren't too good at it?" Shinji Tokita said with squinted eyes.

"Senior! We are all men who have been trained by the water of life! You have watched us grow up, how can you say such things?"

"Well, it's not their problem. It's normal to lose to Xiaoliang when drinking. After all, she's not an ordinary person." Hamaoka Azusa came to their rescue.

All three parties involved were puzzled by this.

"How can such a skinny girl be so good at drinking?!"

"I suspect she secretly added water."

"And the wild ball boxing is also very powerful."

"It is said that her body mutated and gained alcohol resistance because she ate too many raw wild vegetables." Azusa explained.

"What...? This is not reasonable at all!" Kasumigaoka Yusuke complained, "Are wild vegetables some kind of elixir? And why do good people eat wild vegetables?"

"But, regardless of whether she is a mutant or a superwoman, it is too embarrassing for you to lose to a woman when drinking, or when there are more people bullying less people." Jiro Juryū said while cleaning up the garbage on the table.

"Yes! We PaB can't lose when it comes to drinking! We will give you more training when we get back."

Hearing the words 'strengthen training', Kasumigaoka Kitahara Imamura immediately jumped up, showing a frightened look.

"Absolutely not! And senior, you just want to find an excuse to drink wine from us?"

"It will kill people!"

"Water of life is too much! You won't make us drink 100-degree anhydrous ethanol!"

"That's not necessary, just start by eating all the wild vegetables in Izu!" Tokida Shinji waved his hand and threw a bunch of wild vegetables that he had conjured up from nowhere on the table.

"There really are!"

"How do you want to eat this?!"

"Let's have some healthy wild vegetable hot pot tonight." Yusuke sighed, "Oh, by the way, Azusa-senpai, I was not sober just now. I may have offended you. Please forgive me."

"It's okay, it's okay." Azusa Hamaoka looked unconcerned, "It's better to say that calling me a succubus is a compliment, haha~~"

The events of last night were finally revealed. Everyone stood up and started to clean up the garbage around them.

But as Yusuke thought about it, he discovered another blind spot.

"By the way, if the four of us have been drinking, why did the seniors and Azusa-senpai get drunk?"