Guitar, loneliness and the blue sea

"Yes, Master Shiha." Hayasaka Ai explained, "Master Yusuke makes careless friends and is surrounded by scum. He needs to contain six guys who are extremely hungry for women, otherwise... something will happen."

"Oh...are you afraid that they will confess to me?" Shiyu poked Yusuke's cheek, "Your idea is so cute, Yusuke-kun."

In high school, if you include the love letters in the shoe cabinet and the messages on the desk, Kasumigaoka Shiu had confessed to at least two digits of people.

But she refused without blinking.

She is aloof and ruthless to the outside world, and she will never agree to others in a hot head.

But Kasumigaoka Yusuke couldn't help but feel worried.

After all, those guys who call themselves masters are as annoying as dog-skin plaster, so it’s better to find a way to keep them away.

He thought for a moment and suddenly remembered something happy.

"It doesn't matter. Only two idiots, Iori Kitahara and Kenta Fujiwara, can go. The other four people are drinking to drown their sorrows."

Hayasaka Ai lightly kicked his calf with her bare foot.

"There is some bad news, Yusuke-sama. I heard yesterday that the remaining four idiots also got tickets."

"what?!"

Yusuke sat up suddenly.

"How did they get it?"

"That Mitarai and his childhood sweetheart hooked up again."

"How can it be repaired!"

Yusuke was angry.

I thought I only had to deal with two scumbags, but now my workload has tripled!

"Yusuke, don't be so nervous, right?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu rubbed his shoulders from behind, "Do you really not want me to be taken away by them?"

"You should realize that that is simply impossible." Hayasaka Aiya agreed.

"You laugh at me for being too careful, and I laugh at you for not understanding men." Yusuke said sternly, "Those people are all unlucky guys who have been solo for 20 years. I can't imagine what they would do for that one woman."

Shiyu: "So, what are you going to do?"

Yusuke: "How about breaking their meniscus?"

Shiyu: "How about another idea that won't put you in jail?"

Yusuke: "What about?"

"For example... you can help them find girlfriends, so they won't try to figure out other people's ideas."

Yusuke turned around and narrowed his eyes.

"Sister, when did you become so loving?"

“When people live a difficult life and are in a bad mood, they tend to become violent; when they are happy and relaxed, they tend to become kind.”

"And I'm in a pretty good mood right now~~~"

...

PS:

I'm too tired from being outside all day today, let alone too much.

I'll be at home tomorrow and plan to start offering rewards worth tens of thousands per day.

187 Heavy makeup, the kind Yusuke likes

The scene of the Aojo Festival, in a maid cafe.

Iori Kitahara, Yusuke Kasumigaoka, Kohei Imamura, and Smith A. Hasaka sat around a table.

In order to prevent the scum from harassing his sister, Kasumigaoka Yusuke finally decided to separate from Kasumigaoka Shiu.

And Shiyu was not alone. She, Hiroi Kiuri and Hamaoka Azusa went to pick up the voice actor, and then they would watch the band's rehearsal together.

On my side, it is an activity that conforms to boys' aesthetics.

Upon entering the campus of Qinghai Women's University, Iori and Kohei went straight to the maid cafe without hesitation.

Several people were seated even before it opened at noon.

They obviously didn't come here to drink coffee, but to see the young lady.

A few people were sitting around when Iori suddenly asked.

"Yusuke, I have a question."

"Say."

"Do you want to see your sister in a maid outfit?"

...

Hearing what Kitahara Iori said, Yusuke frowned.

"What ideas are you thinking about again? Do you want to be beaten again?"

"No, no, no, I have given up pursuing your sister." Iori waved his hands repeatedly, "It took me half an hour to pull my head out of the wall yesterday. At that time, I understood one thing, that is, Sister Shiyu Undoubtedly, just like Sister Azusa and Sister Nanahua, they are existences that are difficult for us ordinary people to have."

"Again, please call me by your last name!" Yusuke slammed the table.

"In short, I am self-aware." Iori Kitahara promised, clutching her chest, "I will never do anything weird again."

"...Forget it, that's okay." Yusuke nodded.

Although this guy Iori has no credibility, he seems to be serious this time.

"But it's okay to ask your sister to come to the maid cafe to help, right?"

"Who just said not to do strange things?"

"Yusuke, maid uniforms are human culture, no, they are treasures of ACGN culture." Imamura Kohei said earnestly, "As the younger brother of a light novelist, you are considered an insider after all, you should understand, right?"

"Indeed, and with Sister Shiyu's stunning beauty, it's really a pity that she doesn't wear a maid outfit!"

Yusuke looked at the two of them with contempt.

"Absolutely not, just give up on this idea." He said firmly.

"Don't you want to see it?!"

To be honest, Yusuke still wanted to see it a little bit.

Just a little bit.

"...This has nothing to do with the maid uniform. My sister is here to rest and enjoy the festival. Why do you have to work for nothing?"

"Don't think of this as part-time work, but as a kind of entertainment." Kohei patted Yusuke on the shoulder and tried to persuade him.

"Will you wear a maid outfit for entertainment?"

"If I were a woman, that would be okay." Iori said.

Yusuke was simply impressed by these two live treasures.

"Hey, Hasaka, tell me a few words. Do you think it's normal for the master to wear a maid uniform to serve other guests?"

"As a waiter and servant, that is naturally an extremely unfair and criminal act." Hasaka said calmly.

Yusuke gave a thumbs up.

"See? Professionals say so..."

"...However, as a 17-year-old male high school student with desires, I must say that I physically cannot refuse Shiyu-sama's maid outfit..."

"Great!"

Kohei and Iori jumped up.

"Hasaka-kun!"

"As expected of you!"

"It's true that we brought you into the world of adults yesterday!"

"..."

Yusuke sighed.

Little Love!You fucked me again!

He slowly stood up and walked out of the cafe door.

"Hey! Yusuke! Why are you leaving now? Don't be angry!" The other three people quickly chased after him.

"No, I just want to show you something."

Under the dazzling sunlight, Yusuke raised his head and pointed at the sign of the coffee shop.

"Say, do you really want her to come to this store?"

"Although I understand your feelings, this doesn't seem to be a serious maid shop."

Everyone looked in the direction of his finger and saw a few big words written on the signboard:

【Double Makeup Cafe】

"puff--"

Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura almost vomited, the memories of the dead began to attack them!

"It's actually a place like this..."

"A word that can break a man's heart just by hearing it appears..."

"It's simply the ninth level of hell..."

The last time I was bullied to the point of being autistic by a few zombie beasts is still vivid in my mind!

If Yusuke hadn't led them to use wild fists to win the game, they would have endured this humiliation for a long time!

"What is heavy makeup?" Mr. Hasaka didn't understand at all.

Iori and Kohei were about to describe to him how unbearable the Zodiac Beast was, but suddenly they thought, isn't this what Yusuke's xp is?

"Heavy makeup is just what Yusuke likes."

"Well, he can't help himself with that stuff."

"What are you talking about???" Yusuke looked confused, "I'm not interested in that kind of makeup at all. How can a normal person like that?"

The other two looked at each other.

"You don't want to call Aina, the zombie beast wearing heavy makeup?"

"What the hell! Who do you think I am?"

"Erotic. Crazy." Iori didn't hesitate.

"A man who is inexplicably good with women." Gengping followed up.

"I have a good rapport with women, and I also like my sister's eroticism." Hasaka concluded.

Yusuke thought for a while.

Are you really horny?

It doesn't seem to be there, does it?

But since Xiao Ai said so, let’s just assume it is.

"Tsk, don't you think there are nine different sexes among ten men?" He argued, "Aren't you all the same?"

"I only like Two-dimensional ones." Gengping was still so proud.

"That's true." Iori nodded solemnly and agreed, "But even if you are ten men and nine colors, it would be too..."

"You told me I won't call you!" Yusuke spread his hands angrily.

"Just admit it, you like Aicai!"

"Iori, is your head damaged by the cement wall? I will help you repair it."

A few people got into a fight at the door of the Heavy-Zhuang Cafe.