Guitar, loneliness and the blue sea

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Yusuke, Iori Kohei and the others looked around.

I found that besides the zombie beasts, I was the only three of them here!

Iori pulled Yusuke aside.

"Hey, don't these scumbags recognize who we are?"

"They have basically zero understanding of women." Yusuke said, "They certainly can't tell that we are not real women."

"That makes sense. But then again, why are we only given normal makeup..."

Yusuke thought for a moment.

"It's definitely to push us to the front row to fight the pressure so that they, the real girls, won't get hit on."

"I see..."

Iori clicked her tongue and sighed at the horror of a woman's heart.

"Then, let's just entertain you casually and fool around with it, right?"

"No." Yusuke closed his eyes and thought about the evil plan, "I want to severely punish those bastards. There are still such idiots in the world who don't know the boundaries of heaven and earth. They must be corrected."

"Well...then come on."

Iori thought to herself that she would not wade into this muddy water.

If Yusuke has a grudge, let him avenge it himself!

But he turned his head and was about to leave when he heard idiot F4 muttering something.

"It's okay, Yamamoto, at least you are much better than that guy from Kitahara who is half naked all the time."

"Yes, you are just more affectionate, Kitahara is a pure pervert!"

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Iori stopped.

"The failure just now is just a small twist on our road to victory. As long as we don't find such top girls, we will still have a chance..."

"After all, the tickets are for groups of four, so that means there must be a lot of girls in groups of four, right?"

"If five people act together, there will be one more person."

"So, it was the right choice for us to abandon Kitabahara. As for Kasumigaoka and Imamura, they are too good-looking. Walking with them, we don't look good, and we obviously can't do it either."

It turned out to be the case.

Kitahara Iori looked at Kasumigaoka Yusuke, he smiled and shrugged.

Scumbags are like this.

They must understand how they should behave!

At this moment, the two of them shared the same hatred for different reasons, and their hands were tightly held together.

Kitahara Iori volunteered to replace Imamura Kohei.

"Oh, I heard that several guests are not satisfied with my companion's service. What can I do for you? Would you like some coffee or cold drinks?"

"Um...can you change it to the lady with the white hairband over there to serve..."

Yamamoto Shinichiro pointed at Kasumigaoka Yusuke, he still couldn't forget the figure just now.

Yusuke:?

This guy... doesn't really think of me as a woman, does he?

"Sorry, we don't provide naming services for this virgin guest." Ioriko said with a smile.

"puff--"

The tears that Yamamoto had just wiped away flowed again.

"I'm not a virgin!" he growled angrily.

"Ah~ so scary~"

Kitahara Iori ducked back, showing a pitiful expression.

The other three boys couldn't sit still.

"Yamamoto! You bastard! Don't harass the young lady!"

"Sit down! You virgin!"

"Yes, I was right, I am a virgin to begin with!"

They work together to

Kitahara Iori chuckled secretly.

Sure enough, the friendship between these guys is no different than paper!

At this moment, Kasumigaoka Yusuke gracefully joined the battlefield.

"It's okay, Izi, I can take care of this table."

He bowed slightly and politely.

"Sir, I'm very sorry. The person you met just now must be my sister."

The four suddenly realized.

"Oh...it turns out to be my sister..."

"The sisters look really alike!"

"They are all great beauties."

Yusuke smiled and nodded.

"My sister is more picky about men. Being a virgin for the rest of her life is definitely not enough."

"what!"

Although he didn't identify who it was, the four jumped up almost at the same time.

The lethality of this sentence is too great!

Yamamoto: "Why are you more vicious than your sister..."

Nojima: "No, no one can know what's going to happen in the future, right?!"

Mitarai: "Yes! I almost succeeded!"

"and many more."

Kenta Fujiwara, the smartest of the four, discovered the blind spot.

"Sister, you said your sister is picky about men, but what about you?"

Yusuke winked charmingly.

"I'm not that picky, am I? Let me tell you secretly, I usually hang out naked with men."

This is true.

But when those four people heard such teasing, their noses started to bleed!

No woman has ever said such things to herself!

"So...what do you think of us?"

Yusuke pretended to be nervous and thought for a while.

"possible."

"real?!"

Yamamoto was particularly excited. He didn’t expect that his life ideal would be realized today!

But Kasumigaoka Yusuke showed a devilish expression and put a wine bottle on the table.

What is in the bottle is undoubtedly full of resentment, 96-degree water of life!

You know, even the drunkard Hiroi Kiuri couldn't hold on and fainted after drinking a whole bottle!

"Liquor challenge, after drinking this bottle, you can get my contact information?"

192 The five-man group was destroyed

"What have you done to the guests?!"

A few minutes later, Yoshihara Aina looked at the four idiots lying unconscious on the ground and screamed like she had witnessed a crime scene.

"Ah...this is really..."

Hamaoka Azusa and Kasumigaoka Shiu also walked out of the kitchen, and at a glance they saw two muscular maids dragging the body.

"I didn't expect that the four of them drank a bottle together, so every bit of it was poured out."

"You are so poor and weak, how dare you propose to my sister with someone like this?"

Kasumigaoka Yusuke and Kitahara Iori thought again that after entering PaB, it was indeed impossible to estimate the amount of alcohol consumed by ordinary people.

"Hmm... So you know this group of people?" Shiyu smiled and adjusted Yusuke's wig, "Then I'm really sorry. I just said that to him~~ I thought he was a gangster."

"Actually, he is indeed a gangster." Iori said.

"Yes, sister, I think you should increase your efforts."

Shiyu was puzzled, "Huh? Increase the intensity? Are you going to step on him and say it?"

Yusuke shook his head repeatedly.

"No, that would actually give him an advantage. I think we should point out the fact that he is a virgin like Iori did, in order to maximize the killing effect."

Iori nodded: "Yes, we now have a complete strategy to deal with them. We will first use words to torture their spirits, and then use strong alcohol to torture their bodies."

"Is that so..."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was thoughtful.

"But, Kitahara-kun, aren't you also a virgin?"

"?!—"

Iori fell to his knees.

It turns out that this is a double-edged sword!

"Yes, I'm a virgin and I'm really sorry..."

He was feeling frustrated, when a hand pressed on his shoulder.

"Let me tell you... all the guests were scared away by you..."

Yoshihara Aina, who was transformed into a corpse beast, had a kind expression on her face.

I have to say, it’s a bit like Harley Quinn in the Joker movie.

Iori looked out the window.

"It's broken! Yusuke! The police are here!"

"Police in this world can teleport, right?!"

Kasumigaoka Yusuke took out a piece of paper.

"Don't panic, they pressed their fingerprints on the disclaimer and admitted that they were voluntary. Now we just need to put them in the cold storage..."

"That's not okay! Don't do this kind of mess in my friend's shop!" Aicai said angrily with her hands on her hips.

"Okay, let's transport them away."

...

To make a long story short, Kasumigaoka Yusuke and Kitahara Iori found a small cart, stacked the four of them together, covered it with a big white cloth, and pushed it out.

And Yusuke suddenly remembered a joke.

"You know, I played a mobile game, and there was a character in it who would stack people in a pile after killing them, and then say, 'Ahaha, do you like the mille-feuille I made?'"