Guitar, loneliness and the blue sea

In addition to the common shortcomings of singles who have a solo mother and are loved by various couples every day, who want to go out to play but find their wallets are empty, and whose roommates in the upper bunk stay up late playing games that are noisy and bright, there is a more serious problem.

That is - unscrupulous professors, and perverted homework, exams and research reports.

College is not a paradise. During these four short years, you need to take dozens of classes, large and small. It is normal to occasionally encounter some asshole teachers who deliberately make things difficult for students.

And Kasumigaoka Yusuke and others met such a guy in the first semester.

...

"sister..."

In the evening, at the dining table of Azusa Hamaoka's house, Kasumigaoka Shiu looked with interest at her listless younger brother lying on the table.

It is quite amazing that human beings, or college students, can instantly change from a relaxed and energetic vacation state to a depressed social animal state.

"Yusuke, are you still worried about returning to Tokyo?" She held her chin, staring intently, "Didn't you already think about it?"

"No...it's just that, look, if you want to have fun during the summer vacation, besides interpersonal relationships, is there another necessary condition?" Yusuke seemed to mean something.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu blinked.

"You mean... passing the first semester of college?"

"As expected of your sister, you can see through me at a glance." Yusuke smiled slightly.

"Hmph... From being one of the top students in high school to worrying about passing grades, you are really... how should I say you are good?" she teased.

"I let you down?"

"No." Shiyu shook his head, "I'm not that rigid, but you have to get by, right? Passing is the minimum standard for decency."

"I know, I know...but..."

Yusuke stood up, and then suddenly bowed deeply!

“In order to meet the minimum standards, sister, please help me complete the research report!!!”

"..."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu leaned on the back of the chair and crossed her legs. The slippers hanging on her toes swayed back and forth, and her charming eyes narrowed slightly.

As a college student with strong academic ability, although she is a liberal arts student, she also knows that the most difficult thing about science majors is not classes, internships, and exams, but reports.

It takes time to understand the content, organize the information, and then write it with capable writing...

No easy task.

But it’s definitely not impossible.

Especially for such a smart brother.

"Yusuke... are you becoming more and more like that Kitahara Iori? Is this the so-called black ink?" She said with a smile, "Or are you drinking too much and your brain is broken? "

"Please!" Yusuke still lowered his head.

"Dame. I'm not studying mechanical engineering, so my major is not right for me."

"No, actually...it's quite right."

Yusuke showed a bitter expression as if someone had kicked him in the balls.

"The professor was a very neurotic older single male. When he gave us the question, his exact words were as follows:"

"The essence of publishing a research report is to show a refined beauty, just like making a cup of rose hip tea in the morning, coupled with graceful humming, and completing an art-like work with care..."

"My first reaction was anger. Where can there be such a lab report in science?"

"When I think about it again, isn't this you, sister?"

"Oh, that's it..." Listening to his unexplained words, Kasumigaoka Shiyu tried hard not to laugh.

"I am in your heart, it turns out that I am rose hip tea~~~"

"Yes, exactly, that's so true!" Yusuke nodded repeatedly.

"So...please! How many days do you have before you go back to Tokyo?"

...

After walking out of the room, Kasumigaoka Yusuke sat on the steps surrounded by everyone.

"How about it? Does she agree?"

"Failed." Yusuke looked downcast, "She said she wanted to catch up on her sleep."

"Damn it! It didn't work!"

Kitahara Iori and Diaosi F4 both showed frustrated expressions.

"What's going on, Kasumigaoka! Your sister doesn't love you anymore, does she?"

"Your approach must be wrong. You have to beg her properly! After all, she is a top student at Waseda!"

"Yes Yusuke, it's not okay to talk to your sister while half naked!"

Kasumigaoka Yusuke patted his bare chest and waved his hand to keep them quiet.

"Oh, it's impossible to happen in the first place. If you ask a literature student to write an experiment report on materials physics, it's a damned thing if she agrees to it. This kind of nonsense can't be done no matter how good the relationship is. I even offered to hand-wash her stockings. But it’s no use…”

Surprisingly, no one around him complained about this last sentence.

Yusuke rubbed his face.

"Ah... How can I fix it? If it was my sister's report, then even that bastard Professor Ushiromiya would have to give a high score..."

"So, what should we do now?" Mitarai Yu asked.

Yamamoto: "There is no doubt that if the report is not well written, the prospective professor will definitely give us a slap in the face. Not only will he severely deduct points, but he will also make us feel uncomfortable in the subsequent final exam."

Nojima: "It seems there is no other way. This is not a small occasion that can be fooled by 'within one's wrist'."

Iori: "But in order to have fun playing during the summer vacation, I must at least pass this material mechanics."

Mitarai: "Damn it... Is there no other way but to go to the library and have a blast all night?"

"Everyone, don't be impatient yet."

At this time, Kasumigaoka Yusuke stood up, looking like a leader in the moonlight.

"I have a plan! Since the power of family members cannot work, then we will seek... the power of technology! Ahem... As we all know, in today's advanced technology, humans do not need to do this kind of information checking work. ..”

"Ah! You mean..." Iori Kitahara opened her mouth wide.

"That's right! The AI ​​auxiliary tool, ChatGPT! As long as we input the key concepts we learned, it can collect information from the Internet, answer questions, and even automatically generate relevant paragraphs!"

As soon as this statement came out, several people present were shocked!

"And this kind of operation?!"

"As expected of Yusuke! He has so many clever ideas!"

"Well, ChatGPT is really easy to use." Iori Kitahara agreed, "I tried inputting my movie-watching taste yesterday and it recommended a few short movies, and guess what? They were all the best of the best! As a result, my hands are exhausted today.”

Everyone was in another round of unexpected ecstasy.

"really?"

"You really have the ability to make everything around you strange, Iori."

"I'll try it when I get home."

"But, Yusuke, Iori." Gen Nojima pushed up his glasses, "Can the research report generated by AI really pass the test of that prospective professor?"

Yusuke touched the stubble on his chin.

"You mean... rose hip tea? Beautiful humming?"

"That's obviously just making things difficult for people!" Yamamoto said angrily, "Where can any science experiment report require such a thing?"

"It doesn't matter!"

Kitahara Iori showed a confident smile.

"As we all know, AI can be trained! As long as we add 'rose hip tea' and 'beautiful humming' to the keywords, we can generate the report that the prospective professor wants!"

Yamamoto, Nojima, Fujiwara and Mitarai looked at each other. What Iori said undoubtedly exceeded their understanding of modern technology.

But he is not an expert in this field, so since Iori said yes, Yusuke didn't refute...

That must work, right?

"Oh, so it can be done like this!"

"Then let's try it now!"

"Should we add some other elements?" Shinichiro Yamamoto showed a wise look.

"Like what?"

“How about adding some elegant poetry?”

"What a great idea! That's what the guy likes!"

Facing the cheerful crowd, Kasumigaoka Yusuke tilted his head slightly.

Is there... something wrong?

After all, now he and Iori are so drunk that they can't even stand still, and they don't know what it should be like...

This is the disadvantage of having only one common sense person in a small group - when the common sense person loses his mind, there is no one to take over.

Holding on to the railing and looking at the moons in the sky, Yusuke suddenly remembered that there seemed to be one missing person in his small group.

What about Kohei Imamura?

Speaking of which, after meeting the voice actor, the guy had lost contact for several days.

210 Young people are so energetic

Although it is said that with the assistance of AI, the workload of Kasumigaoka Yusuke and the six others in writing reports has not been reduced.

That night, everyone worked together, used four laptops with full power, and raged all night in the library, and finally came up with a perfect report.

They firmly believe that this is a report that can satisfy even picky prospective professors. It is the crystallization of the wisdom of six people and advanced technology.

However, to be on the safe side, Yusuke Kasumigaoka, who has the strongest academic ability, volunteered and planned to proofread and read through it again.

But he only watched a section and fell asleep because he was drunk.

...

In the early morning, when the dawn light streamed through the glass on his handsome face, he woke up leisurely and rubbed his messy hair.

Although I don’t really remember what happened last night, I must have studied hard, right?

Looking down again, Yusuke found a neatly bound report.

The content is detailed and the format is neat.

He suddenly felt extremely proud of himself and his gay friends.

"It has become a reliable combat force, everyone!"

After all, they are all serious students who have been admitted to this university. Although they know nothing about love + are almost crazy, and they often cheat in exams by being clever, but if they are serious, they can still cope with some freshman courses.

"Okay, proofreading and proofreading..."

Yusuke stretched his waist for a long time

"Part one, part two...um..."

"Part Three: How to Make Rose Hip Tea...Oh, that's right..."

"Ok?"

Seeing this, he suddenly narrowed his eyes.

Did I read it wrong?

"..."

"Hey, what's going on, Yusuke. Do you want to see what you wrote?" At this time, Kitahara Iori suddenly appeared behind him.

Hearing his voice, Yusuke turned around with a sullen look on his face.

"Didn't you ask me to add this keyword when training the AI?"