Guitar, loneliness and the blue sea

215 The road is one foot high, the devil is one foot high 3k

Although the girls were all very dissatisfied with Pochi-chan who had just entered, no one showed it in the chat room.

Because that would be tantamount to self-destruction.

Moreover, it seems that the situation in the laboratory has not calmed down yet. Kasumigaoka Yusuke is still chained, and the hammer is still aimed at his crotch.

It's just that his demeanor is different.

"This is fate! God will not kill me!"

The ups and downs of life are so exciting.

Yusuke, who had just been on the verge of death, looked at the stopped sledgehammer, laughed twice, and then finally let out a long sigh of relief.

His two balls and one stick are magic weapons!If it is destroyed, the girls will feel bad!

The school's equipment is all of the same model and brand new from the factory. There should be no difference between the experimental data of Boqi's group and his own group.

As for whether the calculation is correct... Although Yusuke doesn't believe in Goto Isato's academic ability, after all, she completed it together with the top student Chisa Furategawa, so there is probably no problem.

And Qiansha...shouldn't trick herself, right?After all, I am not Iori Kitahara, and I have never had any enmity with her.

But now Yusuke has no room to think about this. Regardless of whether he has the correct answer, he just wants to get off this thing quickly.

"Hmph, you all heard it, hurry up! Lower that hammer to me!"

"..." Everyone looked at each other.

"Hey, let me tell you, what are you unwilling to accept?"

Although Kasumigaoka Yusuke was still sweating profusely, his expression had changed to his usual calm look, and his jewel-like red eyes were shining again.

"Someone told you that the answer to the experiment is not good? If Pochi-chan...Goto-san doesn't come to the rescue, then who of you will take part in the next two experiments?"

Human nature is like this. It's fun to mess with others, but when it comes to yourself, no one dares to ask for death.

After all, no one dares to bet on their happiness for the rest of their lives, right?

A few boys thought about it and realized that this was what happened!

It is certainly a correct theory that the dead Taoist friend will not die the poor Taoist, but if it becomes a limit exchange with Kasumigaoka Yusuke, then no one will be willing to do so.

Imamura Kohei: "Well, for Goto's sake, I'll let you go for now. Oh, but it's a pity."

Moto Nojima: “It’s indeed a pity.”

Shinichiro Yamamoto: "It's a pity, but if the experimental equipment is a little inaccurate, there is still a chance to see Yusuke's crotch explode."

"How badly do you want to explode my balls?!" Yusuke complained.

"I really want to." Everyone said in unison.

"Then thank you very much. Let's finish it quickly and go write the report."

The pendulum is placed at 101 degrees.

Although he knew that the hammer would most likely stop before hitting his crotch, after all, he was targeting the most vulnerable part of his body. As an ordinary human being, he would still feel nervous involuntarily.

Nervous to death!

Just like when sleeping with a woman, I wish all the muscles in my body could reach my crotch!

Kasumigaoka Yusuke took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

"Pendulum, start!" he ordered.

At this time, everyone including F6 from the mechanical department besides Yusuke, the three girls outside the window, and the people in the live broadcast room all held their breaths and concentrated once again.

With a squeak, the mechanism was opened, and the hammer mixed with strong wind hit Yusuke with great force!

In one second, the sample placed on the ground was destroyed first, and then...

Fortunately.

After just a little kiss on the pad, the hammer stopped!

"Yes! Saigao! Wuhu!"

Yusuke's tight anus was finally released.

However, as happy as he was, others were disappointed.

"Hmph, you're lucky." Iori Kitahara walked over and opened the chain for him.

"Thank God..." Yusuke wiped his sweat.

"You'd better thank Pochi-chan." Chisha shook her head.

"Yeah... hmm? Where is she?"

Yusuke looked around but couldn't find Pochi.

Good fellow, when it's over, just brush off your clothes and go away, hiding your merit and fame!

He was very moved.

It seems that Pochi also has a considerate heart!

He must have known that this kind of thing would be embarrassing for boys, so he chose to avoid it.

Pochi, you are so gentle!

Gengping also returned to the team, and the boys gathered together again. After everything they had gone through before, this level of mutual deception could no longer affect their friendship.

If you ask why, it's not because of how good their relationship is.

On the contrary, it is precisely because there is no emotion in the first place, so it doesn't matter how much it is destroyed!

"However, I feel a little lonely suddenly." Iori said.

"Yes, the world is complete with only Kohei being injured." Mitarai smiled.

Gengping: "Tsk, do you still have the nerve to say it?"

At this time, Yusuke, who was still on the execution platform just now, showed his signature evil smile.

"Everyone, we still have one thing to finish."

"There is another person who also needs to do a Charpy impact test~"

...

On the other side, outside the window, Kasumigaoka Shiyu sighed softly.

"Sorry, the live broadcast of relieving one's anger seems to have failed."

It’s Erno, not Sanjiu: [It’s okay, Sister Shiyu, you’ve done your best. 】

It's Nino, not Sanjiu: [That guy Yusuke won't be embarrassed, this is already a matter of the law of cause and effect. 】

Marlene who wants to cosplay Scathach: [That’s right! 】

Marlene who wants to cosplay Scathach: [Also, the important thing is not the result of Yusuke's critical hit, but the tension when the hammer fell, right?That feeling that makes people want to scream "ah"? 】

Marlene, who wants to cosplay as Scathach: [It’s already pretty good. I think you can even film a variety show? 】

"It's too flattering to me. I can't do variety shows. But Yusuke's current group does have such potential."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at his younger brother from a distance and smiled sincerely.

"He has finally found a gang that will defeat him. Although he has the upper hand most of the time, he is occasionally counterattacked, right?"

Is it Er Nai, not San Jiu: [Really?I do not believe. 】

Is it Sanjiu, not Yotsuba: [Speaking of which... Regardless of whether he is deflated or not, is he living in this off-line way on weekdays? 】

Marlene who wants to cosplay Scathach: [Hmm... I feel like I want to complain but I don’t know where to start...]

Cat Encyclopedia: [Where is the one who complained about the servant? 】

Eri Kashiwagi, who serves as the commentator: [Stop cueing, as someone who has seen it with my own eyes, I am trying my best not to recall those scenes. 】

Kasumigaoka Shiyu stared at the black background of the live broadcast room.

She wanted to say, 'If you're curious, you might as well ask him in person,' but she couldn't say it in the end.

Although she always uses knives in her works, she is actually a writer who likes love, peace, and happy endings.

This is especially true when the male protagonist is his younger brother.

If she can make Yusuke and everyone bury the hatchet, then it can be considered a kind of atonement, right?

Of course, this is too difficult.

It requires everyone's cooperation.

Just as she was thinking about it, Hayasaka Ai poked her shoulder.

"There is a situation." She whispered.

It's Sanjiu, not Yotsuba: [Hey, look...]

It’s Sanjiu, not Yotsuba: [There is a new victim. 】

I saw that the boys who were divided just now were united into one, and they were busy pushing a long-haired middle-aged man in a suit to the execution position where Yusuke was standing just now!

Shiina Mashiro Official: [Who is the professor? 】

Cat Encyclopedia: [Have you deceived your master and destroyed your ancestors? 】

Marlene who wants to cosplay Scathach: [Professor——Professor——]

...

That's right, after Yusuke's reminder, everyone remembered the second purpose of today's experiment.

That is, tell this bastard professor that these guys are not easy to mess with!

Unexpectedly, Ushiromiya actually prepared torture tools for them to kill each other!

I almost got caught.

"I'm sorry, professor, we shouldn't underestimate this experiment." Kasumigaoka Yusuke put a hand on his chest, looking very sincere.

"Yes! We will study material mechanics seriously." Several other people also agreed.

Some of them hugged their thighs and some hugged their shoulders, as if they were brothers.

"Teach us, Professor!"

You actually called me professor? !

At this time, Ushiromiya, who had been a quasi-professor for half his life, felt another burst of unexpected ecstasy.

You can see my level!These people are teachable!

"There is really no other way, so let me teach you the secret of the Charpy shock experiment!"

result...

Before he finished speaking, he was tied to the front of the hammer by a group of scumbags with evil expressions!

"Professor, please demonstrate!"

"You have received professional training, right?"

"Spread your legs further apart, right? Your abdomen is tight. If you don't use force, you will die, right?"

However, despite being chained and facing a huge black hammer, Associate Professor Ushiromiya did not panic at all.

"You guys are so stupid..."

The reason for not panicking is also very simple.

"This professor is different from you, how could it be wrong?"

Ushiromiya is a man with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

In the Charpy impact experiments he arranged in the past few years, the correct inclination angle was always 101 degrees.

But this year I got new equipment and the models are different.But he made adjustments overnight, and even used an angle grinder to reduce the weight of the hammer in order to keep the correct height at 101 centimeters!

How could he be wrong in his calculations like this?

He is the god of the Charpy shock experiment!This is his divine domain!No one dares to challenge him in this field!

"Adjust the angle to 101 degrees!"