Guitar, loneliness and the blue sea

"Wait a minute, is this the most difficult?!" Everyone complained in unison.

226 Your sister is awesome, and now she’s mine too!

As the saying goes, even the devil knows how to exchange things of equal value.

Kasumigaoka Yusuke is not a devil, he is just a retired hero who wants to live a normal and slow life. Years of harem life have not completely wiped out his humanity.

With Kitahara Iori's promise, Yusuke will naturally help him solve the problem.

The first is to be that guy's wingman at the social gathering.Yusuke knows that if there are no major flaws in height, weight, appearance, and emotional intelligence, it is actually quite easy for college students to find a girlfriend.

This is actually a very real problem. After all, girls also have needs.

And he has already observed that compared to the remaining hopeless guys in the mechanical department, although Kitahara Iori's behavior is off-line on weekdays, his emotional intelligence is still online.Although it looks like a fool no matter how you look at it, there are still girls who like this.

As long as he behaves well, dresses like a normal person, has a drink and chats, there is still a good chance that he will be single.

But... Yusuke actually knows in his heart that Iori's love will never be smooth sailing, and he doesn't know what trouble he will cause when the time comes.

As for the other item, it is not a big problem to keep Iori alive under the pursuit of the girl-controlling demon Kohei Imamura.

There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain.

----

On the way back to the dormitory from GB, Kasumigaoka Yusuke and Goto Kazuri were in front of each other. The quiet street was empty of people and there were no vehicles.

Neither of them spoke, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

Just when Pochi wanted to find something to talk about with Yusuke, he spoke first.

"By the way, Porchi-chan, you have a sister too, right?"

"Yes, yes. Her name is Goto Jiri, and she just entered junior high school."

Gotou Ichisato replied, suddenly jumping up as if he was startled.

"what!"

"What's wrong?" Yusuke turned around, thinking something had happened.

"It's okay... I was just wondering if Imamura-san would kill me too when he killed Kitahara-san."

Porchi-chan felt a little uneasy.

A scene that could scare even a grown man, Iori Kitahara, would definitely not be something she could handle.

At this time, the small theater in her mind had already figured out N ways of her own death, and the scene was comparable to a suspense thriller movie.

The only consolation may be that, like her, Kohei Imamura also has no athletic cells...

But Yusuke told her not to worry.

"Don't panic, don't worry, that guy won't attack girls."

"Eh?"

"The war between boys will not affect girls. If you don't believe it, I'll call him and let him tell you personally."

"Wait, don't—"

Goto Ichiri just stretched out her hand to stop Yusuke. She was still scared, but he smiled and said it didn't matter.

"It's okay. Even if he wants to attack you, won't I still be here? I will protect you."

As he said that, he turned around and went to make a phone call.

At this time, where he couldn't see it, Goto Ichiri's face was already red.

Damn, this sentence is a bit corny, but it’s so handsome...

...

In fact, Yusuke didn't want to tease Bochi at all, he just said it casually.

I took out my mobile phone and dialed the number, stood on the roadside, and looked towards the sea. The fiery red sun disk setting due west seemed to be burning the sky. It was a wonderful scene.

Putting aside the 'customs' of oolong tea and wild ball boxing, it is actually very good to let friends travel to Izu.

"Yusuke?"

Imamura Kohei answered the phone while standing in the dazzling wine rack. The seniors behind him were loading boxes of spirits into the car.

"Kohei, let me ask you something." Kasumigaoka Yusuke's tone was very casual, "If you meet Pochi-chan's sister during the summer vacation, what should you give her?"

"What?! Pochi-chan has a sister?" Kohei's eyes widened, but he quickly regained his composure, "Oh, I seem to remember that there is one, I told you before."

"Yes, yes, she has just entered junior high school now."

"Is that so..."

Gengping pondered for a moment.

"Pochi's sister is Yusuke's sister to you and me. Do you need to give me anything as a family now?"

Yusuke: "Huh?"

He didn't expect this answer at all!

Should I say it's you?

"However, the sister we all share must be protected! Neon Junior High School is very dangerous, and Tokyo is no exception. There are girls who bully her, boys who take advantage of her, and ruffians and unscrupulous teachers. She must protect her." Do it immediately. This is our responsibility as brothers!"

Although he couldn't see Kohei's face, Yusuke guessed that this guy must have a righteous expression now.

"No, I think it shouldn't be..."

"Of course that's all! It is my lifelong pursuit to let every junior high school girl have a healthy and happy childhood!"

It seems...it's still fair?

But something feels wrong...

Yusuke was confused for a moment.

It's over, this guy can't just absorb his sister's power and transform into a punisher, right?The guilty must be killed?

At this time, Ichiri Goto came over. She looked at the frowning Kasumigaoka Yusuke, not knowing what he heard.

"So, what if it's Yamamoto's sister?"

The level of the topic just now rose so fast that Kasumigaoka Yusuke was a little unable to grasp it.He changed the topic and wanted to hear whether Gengping had double standards on this issue.

Although he hasn't heard the answer yet, he guesses that it must be.

"Yamamoto's sister..."

After holding it in for a while, Gengping shook his head and sighed:

"Sorry, you asked me to imagine that face as a woman, but I really can't."

indeed.

Yusuke was stunned when he thought about it.

"So, what if it's like the plot in an anime? The brother is ugly but the sister is cute, and she's also controlled by the brother."

"Oh, that kind."

Imamura Kohei didn't think twice this time and just touched the blood vessels on his neck.

"Just take the head and feed it to the stray dogs." He said.

Yusuke shed a drop of sweat.

"Are you referring to ruffians and unscrupulous teachers?"

"No, I mean Yamamoto."

"..."

"By the way, he doesn't have a sister, right?" Gengping took the opportunity to ask.

"Well, I guess not. I'm dead."

Putting down the phone, Goto Kazuri looked at Kasumigaoka Yusuke's complicated expression and almost cried.

"How is it? Am I going to die?"

"No, you're fine, ah, no, I can't say you're fine...it's just...Iori is going to die, well, that's it."

"This..." Pochi showed a sad expression.

It wouldn't be fun if the diving club lost its members, and Kitahara Iori is the most cheerful person in the club.

"Is there any way to save him?"

Kasumigaoka Yusuke fell into hard thinking.Suddenly, he remembered a certain detail in the conversation just now, and his brows suddenly widened.

"I have a plan."

"How about letting Iori and Kohei become friends, so that Iori's sister will be Kohei's sister?"

Pochi:?

Is this how it was solved?so amazing!

227 Is it true? This is a lie!

the next day.

"How? What the hell! I don't want Xiao Zhi to call that pervert my brother!"

I have to say that although Kitahara Iori is a scumbag, he still loves his sister very much.Although I really want to live, I can't do such a thing as selling my girl to survive.

Although it's not to the extent that Yusuke loves his sister, it should be a similar feeling.

But why does Yusuke Kasumigaoka care so much? He is not a master of family ethics now, he is just a ruthless task completion machine.

At this time, he had already found all the props for worshiping the master.

The memorial tablets and incense for worshiping heaven and earth were borrowed from his ex-girlfriend Yamada Ryo. She was proficient in the method of offering sacrifices and gave Yusuke a lot of advice.

"Back then, I tried to become a sister to Hongxia, but she rejected her. Yusuke, this time I must fulfill my unfulfilled wish."

The wine bowl for changing cups is a common prop that PaB will never lack, and it is sponsored by two seniors.

"Married to Jinlan? That's great. We had more fun than we did back then. As expected of you, Yusuke."

...

Listening to Yusuke telling him these stories, Kitahara Iori became numb.

"No?! Everyone agrees if they co-write, right?"

Hongxia: "Kitahara-kun, just accept your fate."

Aicai: "You're just asking for help, but you still have so many requests. This is the simplest way."

Chisa: "Indeed. But let me say it first, Kohei is not my cousin in any way."

Yusuke: "By the way, who is bigger, you or Kohei?"

"Does it matter?"

"It's important. This determines who will be the eldest brother and who will be the younger brother in the future."

"Go away! If you ask me to call that kind of person big brother, I might as well feed my head to stray dogs!"

"?"

Kasumigaoka Yusuke scratched his head.

As expected of someone who usually wears a pair of trousers, no, good brothers who don't usually wear trousers all say the same thing.

Iori, do you see your future?

"Isn't there anyone who can speak for me?" Kitahara Iori looked very aggrieved.

It was obvious that no one was willing to speak for him.After all, as long as sister Iori calls Gengping brother, everyone will no longer have to mention this troublesome matter.

Then everyone is happy and can start the next branch.

Iori still wanted to struggle, but several girls simply tied him up and pinned him to the ground, just short of gagging him with a ball in his mouth.