Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei looked at each other.
"It's not her."
"That's right, how could it be her."
"Listen again, maybe we just made a mistake."
The three of them tiptoed back to the door.
At this time, Kasumigaoka Yusuke spoke for the third time.
"What, Xiao Ai is still very cute even without makeup."
Keyword extraction!make up!
???
Is it considered cute even with makeup on? !
"Ah, it's because of the slovenliness that it gives it a sense of daily life and youthfulness."
At this moment, the two got a glimpse of the horrific truth of the matter!
"Kenghei, I finally know what's going on." Iori said with a dark look on his face.
"Ah, although it's hard to believe..." Gengping also had a dark look on his face.
As expected of being top brainstorming experts, coupled with the tacit understanding of the single men and the combination of all the information just now, the two of them quickly had a picture in their minds.
Since Yoshihara Aina is not here and makeup is mentioned, there is only one possibility.
That’s right!Yusuke is activating the essential skill for otaku - YY!
Hamaoka Azusa next to her looked confused. Even if she was a super old Siji, she couldn't imagine what these two idiots had imagined.
"No... Yusuke, he actually..."
"I actually used the corpse beast as a side dish..."
The man farming and the woman weaving suddenly felt nauseous.
Just listen to Yusuke continue to say affectionately.
"But, I'm not saying that being serious is not good. You have a completely different sense of beauty when you are forced to dress up and go to work - rather, with your pretty pale face, bright eyes, and elegant demeanor, you are so beautiful. Li’s temperament makes me..."
"...burning with desire."
At this time, the image of a handsome man with black hair and red eyes lying on the bed looking at photos of girls with heavy make-up and becoming horny appeared in their minds! !
"yue—"
"puff--"
Iori and Kohei fell to their knees with expressions as if they had seen a ghost. They almost vomited out yesterday's dinner.
"Well, I talked a lot of nonsense. Xiao Ai, let's continue -"
Hamaoka Azusa's cheeks were trembling involuntarily. The same picture appeared in her and the two boys' minds: "No way..."
It can't be like that, right? !
This was a little too advanced even for her.
"That's right, that's definitely the case..." Kohei stood up tremblingly, "Although it's shameful, when I was a otaku, I also had a conversation with my imaginary Two-dimensional girlfriend..."
"You idiot, don't say such things..." Iori covered her eyes and shed tears.
But at this moment, because their voices were louder, the two people in the room heard them clearly.
The young men and women who were still immersed in their own world suddenly felt a sense of crisis.
"Yusuke, there are people outside." Hayasaka Ai, who was hanging on Yusuke Kasumigaoka, whispered in his ear, "It's idiots."
"...I know, execute as planned."
The two immediately adjusted to fighting mode.
Kasumigaoka Yusuke carried Hayasaka Ai into the bathroom, and then turned on the shower head.
She simply flushed the water and got dressed as quickly as possible.Yusuke helped her dry off, then watched her put on her clothes and climb down easily from the rope outside the window.
The whole process takes about 2 minutes in total!
Then Yusuke also walked into the shower room, bowed his head in the water and said nothing, feeling that it was a pity that he had been interrupted just now.
Well, let’s get the collection of pictures to solve it.
"Listen, it's time to take a shower." Iori whispered outside the door.
"No matter what happened just now, it's probably over." Zi breathed a sigh of relief.
"Um...do you want to knock on the door?"
"What did you say to him when he opened the door?! Did you say that we eavesdropped and you eavesdropped for more than ten minutes?"
I don’t know how to face it at all!
The three of them had never encountered such a situation.
"...I said, this guy doesn't really have a fetish for ugliness, does he?"
And Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei are really starting to think about this issue now.
"My sister is ugly and likes heavy makeup..."
"?"
Hamaoka Azusa didn't understand.
Does Yusuke have another sister?
"Anyway, he's really in trouble!!!"
"Um... let's retreat today..." Zi was at a loss.
"Yeah, I have no choice." Iori's face turned pale.
"I don't have the courage to face him like this..." Gengping held his head and squatted in defense.
However, things were really unlucky!
Just as I was about to run away, the door creaked open!
Kasumigaoka Yusuke, wearing a bathrobe, appeared in front of the three of them with a tired look on his face.
The three of them immediately stood up straight as if they saw the instructor during military training!
"Let me tell you, what have you been chirping outside the door since just now?"
090 Tennis: Chapter [-]! Death of Little Pochi!
At this time, the four people standing at the door looking at each other were like socially fearful young people who were forced by their families to participate in blind dates.
I felt irritable and nervous.
"Hi~Hi~Good morning Yusuke. Did I wake you up just now?" Finally, Hamaoka Azusa spoke first.
"Ah, good morning." Kasumigaoka Yusuke replied with a sleepy look - he would indeed be a little sleepy after sprinting.
"What were you doing just now? You didn't even reply to the Line." She asked tentatively.
"I'm...I'm studying! Learning a foreign language."
"German?"
"Yes, I am studying seriously."
Iori and Kohei looked like they had seen through everything.
Did you study in bed? !
Are you learning while masturbating? !
"Yusuke, let me ask you a question. Are you the only one in your family now?" Iori asked very seriously.
"Yeah, do you think there's someone behind this?"
Before opening the door, Yusuke was well prepared.Not only did he use pungent men's perfume to cover up all the smell, but he also put away all of Hayasaka's clothes.The condom was flushed directly into the toilet, and the sheets that were so obscenely stained by love juice were replaced.
The room behind now looks like a very sound freshman boys dormitory!
However, to his surprise, after finding no one in the room, Iori and Kohei's expressions turned out to be even more painful!
What's going on?Shouldn't it be a relief?
"Sister Azusa, why did you come to see me?" Yusuke asked proactively.
"Ah, it's okay, I just want to go shopping in the supermarket with you." Hamaoka Azusa scratched her head and smiled with a slight embarrassment.
"Well, let me change clothes then." He said and was about to close the door.
"Yusuke, wait!"
Imamura Kohei stretched out his hand to stop him.
He has a great idea.
"what happened?"
"I have a request. Can you show me your phone photo album?"
"what???"
Kasumigaoka Yusuke frowned.
You can’t show your mobile phone photo album to others!
There’s so much good stuff in there!These virgins definitely can’t handle it!
"Why do you want to see my phone photo album?"
"No special reason, just wanted to check if you have any strange photos in your collection."
For example, a close-up of the Zombie Beast's face.
"Kohei...you idiot!" Iori Kitahara cursed secretly.
Didn't you just alert the snake?
And Yusuke was really shocked.
How did he know that there are many good things in my mobile phone?
"There are no strange photos, they are all Two-dimensional." He prevaricated.
"That's even more interesting!" Gengping became excited instantly.
Ah, this guy is a homebody.
"What are you excited about? You're not a prankster."
"What are you talking about, Yusuke! Lalazi is an eternal virgin, so of course there is no such photo." Kohei retorted angrily.
"Why did you default to that kind of photo on my phone..." Yusuke covered his face.
"Besides... you are so unreasonable. There are people who always look at other people's mobile phones. Are you a very possessive girlfriend? It's really..."
deny!
Three people, including Azusa Hamaoka, felt that the matter was serious!
It’s definitely available on your phone!
He was afraid that he would really charge at the Zombie Beast!
"I'm going to change clothes. We'll talk about it later." Yusuke turned around.
"Oh, by the way, you can just wear sportswear. Tokita-senpai and Kotobuki-senpai said there will be tennis activities later." Iori remembered the purpose of their coming to this dormitory, "Get ready to settle the old grudge between us and that guy. "
"Tennis activity? That guy?"
"Ah, yes, I almost forgot, today is the tennis match between PeekaBoo and TinkerBell." Zi took out her phone and pulled up a photo of the challenge, "If you win, you can get the No. 2 male and female competition from them. bonus."
It turns out that TB came to our door and wanted to play a game.
"Oh, that's it..." He smiled slightly and didn't take it seriously at all, "That's good. You can help the zombie beast take revenge, right? Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Don't bully young girls into poverty——"
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