"No, no, this punch is too powerful, I can't catch it." Yusuke waved his hands repeatedly.
In fact, he could no longer understand her orientation.
"By the way, 1000 meters in twelve minutes, is it true? It's just a walk, right? Even the old men in the hospital who rock wheelchairs are faster than her, right?"
"Well, the project itself is too difficult. It's like asking Sister Shiyu to play tennis. It's not reasonable at all."
Kasumigaoka Yusuke immediately thought about it.
"Wow, that's such a sexy scene... She usually doesn't run, because when she runs, there will be many people behind her, and the one closest to her must be me."
"Yusuke, what are your feelings for her?!" Hayasaka Ai tugged on this pervert's ear.
Is now the time to lust after your sister? !
"So, what do you think? Should I step in for her?" she asked.
She was actually still hesitating, not knowing what to do best in this situation.
"To be honest, she should be allowed to fight on her own. Only by experiencing the feeling of stepping out of her comfort zone and doing something she is not good at can she grow." Yusuke said bluntly.
"Right? I think so too."
“但是啊,爱,你要明白一点。我们又不是她爹妈,没必要这样上纲上线吧?举个例子,假如有人打了我的朋友,那我肯定把他按在地上暴揍,不Maybe they said something inhumane like, 'You're an adult, you should beat him back yourself'."
"..."
"...In the final analysis, we all just do whatever we want within reasonable limits and act according to our own preferences. There is nothing wrong with just doing this. And especially for this kind of difficult-to-choose question, it is precisely the right choice to choose either side. If you think about it this way, isn’t life less complicated?”
Hayasaka was silent for a moment.
then nod
"It makes some sense, so I still have to play, right?"
"Well, everyone wants to see a slap-in-the-face show, so let's put on a show and make sure you smile crookedly when you win?" As he said that, Yusuke Kasumigaoka pushed up the corners of her mouth with his index finger.
"How do you judge that we can definitely win? The opponent is a senior member of the university tennis club, right?"
"Because Xiao Ai is very strong." Yusuke said leisurely, "Aren't your motor skills as good as flying over a wall or jumping off a cliff?"
"It's hard to say, but I have to wear such thick breast pads to play ball." She gestured.
"Are you wearing a sports bra right now?"
"No, it's just an ordinary vest, so I'm worried that it will fall out. And even if it doesn't fall out, Ijichi Hioka, who ended the band, will be able to see it, right? After all, it's weird that Pochi can play tennis or something."
Hayasaka Ai rubbed her cheeks vigorously with her hands.
"Ah, I'm really anxious... I don't want to be exposed in front of a group of perverts who usually don't wear pants..."
For some reason Yusuke felt like he was being personally attacked.
"Then take your time and fight." He touched her head, "Also, if you don't want to find out something is wrong, I have another way."
"any solution?"
"Just pretend to be drunk and get beaten."
"Listen to yourself, are these human words?" Hayasaka Ai complained helplessly, "Normal people know that they can't concentrate after drinking too much, right?"
"Oh, you are still thinking about the problem with normal people's thinking, love." Yusuke shook his index finger, "I said it last time, right? The rules here are different. Maybe you can add a new one now: [ Wine can relieve a thousand sorrows]. If you drink too much wine, ordinary girls from the Yinjiao Club can turn into violent warriors..."
"Does anyone really believe it?" Seeing how seriously he said it, she was dubious.
"As a true believer in alcohol, we all believe in it." Yusuke snapped his fingers, "Get ready, it's time for me to go back."
"Are you going to play?"
"Well, I guess it'll be my turn soon."
Yusuke stood up, gave a thumbs up, and showed an invincible expression and a healthy smile.The sea breeze blew his black hair, and the shadows of the trees swayed, which was particularly exciting on a summer afternoon when the air was steaming.
"Actually, you may not even need to play. Maybe Kohei Imamura and I will win the game in a while. And it's a doubles, so even if you can't use your full strength, I'm still here, so don't worry?"
Hayasaka Ai thought again that although this bastard Kasumigaoka Yusuke was sometimes serious, sometimes funny, and sometimes very erotic, no matter which form he was in, he was always quite handsome.
In my memory, his movements when playing tennis were very cool and he was ridiculously strong.
How reassuring.
"Okay, then come on."
...
Half an hour later, Hayasaka Ai, who had become Porchi, stood on the tennis court, looking at Yusuke who was wiping sweat with a black look on his face.
"It sounds so nice, but what next? Why did you lose six to one?!"
This guy really can’t help but praise him!What about the peace of mind you promised? !He can only be handsome for three seconds!
"There's no way! My teammate is mentally retarded!" Yusuke spread his hands angrily and pointed to the audience, "That damn Kohei Imamura is not human! He should form a team with Pochi to participate in the kindergarten competition! Such a kid We will put some water in it to make their loss look better!"
"Huh... everyone, Yusuke and I tried our best, but the opponent was too strong. Even my [Cat Girl Tennis] was helpless!"
And Kohei lay on the bench on the bench panting and said.
"Yusuke is the only one who tries his best, right?" Iori Kitahara complained.
"I also think Kohei didn't even get a single successful counterattack." Chisa Furategawa agreed.
"You can win even a small round like this. It's really not easy for that guy."
"Ah, so Yusuke is really pitiful." Nainaika looked at the drunk Pochi holding a bottle on the court and couldn't help but feel sorry for him for a second, "My teammates in both games... Not normal."
In the three games just now, only Iori and Chisa, who are both very good at tennis, won.In addition to the crushing defeats of Yusuke and Kohei, Nijika Itachi and Aina Yoshihara also lost spectacularly.
After all, they are all amateur players. Although they are very angry, they are more than capable.
Now they turned their attention to cheering for the two men on the field.
"Pochi! Yusuke-kun! Come on!"
"Come on, Goto-san! Win at least one goal!"
It seemed that Hongxia didn't feel anything was wrong, but she seemed to be in trouble.
"Hmph, is it still here?"
The purple-haired girl who had just defeated Hongxia and the others had an arrogant smile on her face.
Did you finally play under pressure?Ichisato Goto!
Let me make you look good today!
"Watch the ball!"
She sent out a powerful serve and went straight to Pochi who was complaining about Yusuke!
However, in an instant, the pink-haired girl lowered her left shoulder, turned around slightly, and used the wine bottle in her left hand to hit the ball back in an extremely ghostly way!
"Sneak attack! Don't talk about Wude!"
The speed of the ball was so fast and the angle was so tricky that even Kudo in the frontcourt had no time to react!
The tennis ball hit the most vulnerable part of his body!
"15:0!" The referee was stunned and ignored the fact that she didn't hit the ball with a racket!
"Ah~~~" Kudo lay on the ground, covering his crotch and howling.
Why is it always me who gets hurt!
"President!"
Everyone in TB quickly ran over to check on his injuries.
But he waved his hand to signal everyone to disperse.
"...Kasumigaoka...Yusuke...Goto...Ichisato..."
He stood up with his racket in hand and a look of pain on his face.
"Oh, you stand up, you are a real man." Seeing this scene, even Yusuke couldn't help but praise him.
"What? Does it hurt? Do you want to take off your pants to check? This is a lifetime event, brother."
"I will fight to the death with you, this wretched man who stripped off his pants... and that potted plant in pink sportswear..." Kudo pointed at their noses and issued a villain declaration.
"Huh? What did you say?"
But now Little Pochi is obviously no longer a bonsai!
She is drinking water generously!
That's right!It's water in a Spiritus 96% bottle!
Iori and Kohei immediately sat up straight when they saw that one, and said in shock:
"Senior! Is that water?!"
"Yes, it is a colorless and transparent liquid, undoubtedly water." Juryujiro said seriously.
"Sure enough, she is extraordinary when she is drunk."
Everyone sighed: Drinking water directly from the bottle, you are a hero among the real girls of Bochi!
And after being drunk, she is undoubtedly a land goddess!
Fake Pachi Hayasaka Ai noticed everyone's admiring looks from the corner of her eye and thought: The plan works.
In fact, the bottle was actually filled with water.It is H2O, non-flammable water, the water in the eyes of most people.
Poor, sad, lamentable, those people have long lost the ability to identify water!
By the way, even if the bottle is filled with water, it still has a strong smell of alcohol!
How can these people force themselves to drink this kind of thing?
"You're next! The purple-haired passerby!" She pointed at the No. 2 female competitor in a hoarse voice.
"Let's settle all the grudges today!"
096 Post-game: Poch’s life mentor! 4k5
On the court, the four people were fighting fiercely.
"It's unbelievable... Pochi and Yusuke actually cooperate so well?"
The audience was stunned.
In everyone's eyes, it's already outrageous that Goto can play tennis.
But what’s even more outrageous is that these two people actually work together perfectly!
"Hey...don't Yusuke and Pochi have a good understanding of each other?" Kitahara Iori, who is good at tennis, was shocked.
Unexpectedly, Goto Kazuri turned out to have extremely high golf quotient after being drunk and violent!
When Yusuke chases the baseline to save the ball, she will retreat to defend.
When Yusuke's smash ball is intercepted, she will make up the volley.
It was as if they were cooperating with his movements unconsciously!
Even the two opponents who were dragged into a hard fight were breathing heavily and couldn't understand.
Do these two people have an unspeakable relationship?
In fact, there are.
What they don't know is that these two people fit together in difficult positions several times every night!
And we had a fatal relationship before in high school.
How could an ordinary tennis doubles partner match them in terms of tacit understanding?
"4:2, PaB!"
Kudo originally thought that this might be the fairest victory in TB history.
Because facing a shady bastard like Kasumigaoka Yusuke, it’s hard to be more shady than him!
It's better to defeat him head-on and tell him who is the boss!
But it turned out that even though I tried my best, I still couldn't beat him!
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