Dimensional inventory, inventory of the top ten saviors

17 Andersen vs Gilgamesh, the famous shameful scene of Hakuno Kishinami

In order to make up for the mistakes he made in the maze, Tohsaka Rin decided to join the student union.

Of course, she definitely didn't come in to repay Hakuno Kishinami's favor, and she definitely didn't come in to help Hakuno Kishinami!

There is already a tsundere king in this team, and now there is another tsundere magician, Tohsaka Rin. There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and there is no room for two tsunderes in one team at the same time.

Poor Hakuno Kishinami is getting deeper and deeper into the painful road of entanglement with Tsundere.

Everyone in the student union speculated on BB's strange current situation based on the existing information. She was not going berserk or out of control, but fell into a weird state of madness.

Her purpose, what exactly she wants to do, these things Hakuno Kishinami, Rin Tohsaka and others still cannot know.

"Everyone... thank you so much! I'm so happy. I will definitely do my best to help you!"

Matou Sakura's eyes were filled with tears, and she looked at the people in the student council who trusted her with great emotion.

Just as everyone in the student union was discussing in full swing, the sound of noisy electricity sounded.

"Ah hahahaha - try your best. Is your brain still normal? There is a limit to poor performance~!" BB's mocking voice sounded.

She laughed at Matou Sakura mercilessly.

Easily breach the electronic defense barriers in the old school building.

No matter how perfect the protective wall here is and how powerful the performance is, it cannot match BB's computing power.

"Okay, are you ready for applause? The good and bad kids are all packed up and repackaged together, turned into candies and shipped out of the factory!"

BB has a similar appearance to Matou Sakura, but her breasts are even more impressive. She always has a troublesome little devil smile on her lips, "Good evening to everyone in front of the screen. The popularity of Mooncell is number one in the ratings again. Program – It’s time for BB·Channel!

The host is the familiar little devil BB-chan!The audience is everyone trapped in the old school, a bunch of poor lambs!

Ah, and what about over there... People with hair that looks like kelp, it's no use no matter how much you make a fuss?The broadcast of this program will blacken your vision and hearing~~

It's no use even if you close your eyes, it's no use if you block your ears.

This is the kind of nightmare that shocks your brains who like to escape reality!It truly lives up to its name and can only be seen once it starts. "

"Haha, I actually have such a service spirit! Even I feel a little embarrassed!" A rather proud smile appeared on BB's face. How about senior, are you satisfied with my arrangement?

"You must be curious to know, right? I originally wanted to explain it in passing after getting rid of Rin-san... But as soon as I saw the surprised face in front of me, I found it so interesting that I accidentally started playing! BB You-chan are reflecting on it."

BB stood in the middle of the venue and smiled happily. She was obviously smiling, but what she said frightened Hakuno Kishinami. She was ready to directly deal with Tohsaka Rin...

"She...is she joking?" Kishinami Hakuno said.

"It can't be a joke. Although she is very weird, her body is indeed filled with madness. That woman, even though she is wearing human skin, is already like the most poisonous thing in the world." Gilgamesh complained.

"Huh——? Is this Mr. Gilgamesh? Haha! That's right! Because you have a contract with your senior, you also share the right to speak. Well, it doesn't matter. You can't escape Sakura Labyrinth anyway. of."

In this complex seven-story maze, there are six terrifying bosses with unknown abilities waiting for Hakuno Kishinami to conquer.

There is good news for viewers from all over the world. Every BOSS that appears in Sakura Maze is a beautiful and cute girl. Only beautiful girls can become the guardians of the maze!

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Fate/EXTRACCC.

"Don't worry, Sakura... no matter what happens in the future, you will always be you, and you will always be the Sakura I like!" Hakuno Kishinami hugged Matou Sakura and comforted her softly.

"Well...Senior, thank you...it's really nice to have you by my side supporting me."

Matou Sakura's fair face was slightly red and she leaned against Kishinami Hakuno's chest. This... Is this the fiery embrace that only lovers would have in the legendary couple?

Although she knew that this was an act done by her kind-hearted senior to encourage her, she still felt extremely sweet in her heart.

Gina peeped at what was happening in the health room and patted the quilt excitedly, "That's it, that's how it has to be! This is the story that should happen in campus life - love, love -!! Although it's a pity, Why is Hakuno Kishinami not a handsome boy and a pretty shota~~"

"If Hakuno Kishinami is the shota you love, my Master Gina, will you leave this room by then?" Karna asked curiously.

He believed that there should be a secret medicine with this effect in Gilgamesh's treasure house.

"Ahaha... It's a pity that even if Shota, who has gathered all my hobbies and attributes, appears here, I can't leave here! Nothing has a higher priority than becoming a great NEET." Ji Nakko shook her head slightly, spread her hands and said.

"Now that they know the true identity of the mastermind behind the scenes, they should give up resistance, right? What's wrong with staying here? There is everything here, and there is also a canteen! No matter how you think about it, it is impossible to defeat the Sakura Maze, and you can do whatever you want, so Go old school BB!

If it is a difficult game, then I still believe that with Hakuno Kishinami's gaming talent, there is still a chance to pass it!

But now, what is the situation now?Now we are not facing a difficult and outrageously difficult game, but directly facing the producer who made the game -!

That is an existence that even the strongest game player, Ms. JY, cannot fight against. It is a terrifying existence that holds the player's life in its hands! "

Bless this wonderful world.

Darkness can't stop wanting Mooncell, she likes this world so much!

Every villain is a perfect match for her personality.

She thought that the person who could pull off such tricks must be a perverted nobleman with a big belly and extremely ugly appearance!

Or maybe he is like the ghost Kazuma, whose whole body is made up of desires, and every move he makes is full of perverted, ghostly aura.

Megumin looked at Darkness worriedly. If Darkness becomes like Sesshōin Kiara and takes the initiative to attack men, then her man will be taken away!

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As soon as Kishinami Hakuno entered the second level of the maze, she was defeated... Facing the mysterious Indian-style girl Rani, she was temporarily helpless and couldn't figure out how to crack the SG in her heart.

The secret of Mooncell's strongest agent, an absolutely rational magician... is as difficult to crack as it is to make Sesshōin Kiara give up Sesou.

She had no choice but to seek help from Sesshōin Kiara again, a psychiatrist who was not only good at understanding people's clothes, but also had a good understanding of people's minds.

"Collecting intelligence...? What a troublesome idler. Please help you within the scope of my ability." Andersen said: "My Master is such a self-destructive and fickle woman. I don't know when I got this playful intention. Want me to help you.

Do you think I'm a borrowing bookstore in a recession?How superficial!But after all, this is a business, and you can’t choose your readers.So, what do you want to talk to me about? "

"About my servant..." Before asking about Rani's information, Kishinami Hakuno wanted to know some stories about Gilgamesh. What kind of arrogance and wonderful past did the textbook arrogant king have? .

What on earth should she do to surrender...the arrogant King?

"Your servant?" Andersen raised his brows and smiled happily, complaining about the arrogant man, so he was a little interested! "Call that guy out and give me a firm shake from head to toe, even the sunflowers."

"What a man with such an unforgiving mouth. You are so disrespectful to the king. He should impale you directly without leaving any room for excuse——" Gilgamesh looked at the unafraid and extremely weak servant Andersen, and the corner of his mouth appeared. With a cruel and stern smile, and a scarlet man-eating look, he glared at Hakuno Kishinami,

"But you risked your life just to say this, how could I, the king, be violent without listening to you?

hehe!Seriously, let me save your life, miscellaneous cultivator. "

Wha, what!Is this sentence meant for me? ?Kishinami Hakuno's fair cheeks and cold sweat began to drip from his neck. It turns out that the person who almost died just now was me...? ?

Her eyes were blank and she looked at Gilgamesh with confusion. Even if she died, she would still be an understanding person...

"Haha! I'm convinced. I'm convinced. The speed of light raises the flag of death, and the speed of light destroys the fool's life." Andersen looked at the dazed Hakuno Kishinami, looked at her with the eyes of a fool and said: "I can only say that it is you! Wan! Miss, the orthodox protagonist, who has a confused and ignorant look on her face and looks harmless to humans and animals. You'd better thank me!"

"What, what do you mean! No matter how you think about it, the person who disrespected Gilgamesh just now is Andersen!! Isn't it right???"

Kishinami Hakuno looked at Gilgamesh's increasingly cold eyes and said in a panic.

She seemed to be able to see the tragic scene of her own head flying off.

How could it be that he had stepped on the sensitive area of ​​the arrogant king again?Isn't this guy's minefield too, too much?

"...Idiot, the disrespectful person is you, Zaxiu! You actually leave the task of evaluating me to others, and you ask directly in front of me. Do you dare to spoil the fun any more?? "

Gilgamesh looked at Hakuno Kishinami angrily, "If this audacious writer hadn't said something even more offensive and risked his own life, you would have been dead!"

"Yes, is that true? -!? But didn't you say before - you can investigate this king's affairs however you want!" Hakuno Kishinami continued unwillingly.

"Learning history from others is different from listening to other people's opinions." Andersen understood what Gilgamesh meant, but it was a pity that this decent heroine's brain was really... hard to use, "This man It is a subjective aggregation, and I hate some of the prejudices that are widely circulated in the world.

"If you want to understand me, rely on your own research and exploration to understand me." This is pretty much your aesthetic, right, King of Heroes? "

"Although your speech is boring, your vision of seeing people is first-class. I thought you were a mad dog who wanted to die, but unexpectedly you are an adventurer who dares to challenge the cliff." Gilgamesh said: "Use life to tell the truth, so every day Every insult or criticism contains its own soul. To you, distorting the truth is equivalent to killing the soul, so compared to the death of the soul, being physically killed is nothing to fear. Is that right?"

Andersen said calmly: "What you said is absolutely correct, that's why I have to continue to be myself, King of Heroes."

"how?"

Andersen stared at Gilgamesh's murderous eyes, and with the pressure of his head flying off at any time, he spoke very quickly: "Since she asked me, even if my tongue is chopped off now, I will still kill him." Let me tell you everything I have to say about you!

Let’s go straight to the conclusion.Completely unqualified as a Servant!minus!That still doesn’t work from the perspective of a heroic spirit, Ling Dan! "

"No matter which book you turn to or which record you read, Gilgamesh is a tyrant who makes the country and its people miserable. You say he is a 'human king'? Do you want to laugh me to death?" Andersen said contemptuously. Looking at Gilgamesh, how could such a low-class existence have a super-standard spiritual base? Who made him become like this? It is really stupid.

"What is a Hero King? He is a fool who clearly does not rule the country but leads mankind and unites heaven and earth! How can such a person be the "King of Humans"?

Your kingly way is just "?" You believe that you are the king, but your way of existence is still like a self-aware rainstorm.

The first step is to cause destruction. After the destruction, there is no guarantee of a good harvest. It is up to you to decide whether you are a human being or not.In the end, he actually took all the wealth of his subjects into his arms without mercy.

Desire, coldness, and arrogance.When these things evolve to the ultimate level and then combined, it becomes you. "

Woohoo! !I, I, I can’t listen anymore!Hakuno Kishinami stood in embarrassment and pain between the two of them, feeling the stormy complaints on the right and the cold air on the left that could freeze a person's soul.

Although Gilgamesh still stood there with his arms folded, he didn't move, just looking at Andersen who had a bad attitude and spoke sweetly.

But now it wouldn’t be strange even if he split both of us in half. His expression now is really so——————doesn’t he care?

Kishinami Hakuno looked at Gilgamesh with a smile on his face in surprise. He seemed to enjoy Andersen's complaints. He seemed to be very satisfied with this guy's evaluation?

No, it seems that he had already expected that Andersen would say this, so he acted like he didn't care at all?

"Peasants cultivate the land and kings govern the country, but you guys have not developed your own country at all. You only care about killing yourself and pursuing extreme pleasure. You have no people and ministers to follow you, and you don't even have any heirs. In the end, all you have is It's just "myself". This time I made a contract with this little girl just to have some fun because I was too bored.

A dictator who delights in people's hearts.This is you, Gilgamesh! "

After Andersen finished speaking, he felt extremely comfortable. He looked at Kishinami Hakuno and said: "Kishinami Hakuno, you really surprised me that you want to know about this man. It is best to keep the relationship with him as master-slave. Don’t go deep.”

Then, Andersen looked at Gilgamesh with a generous death expression on his face and said, "Okay! You can do whatever you want! I've said everything I want to say!"

"Whoever wants your life is not worth a penny. Besides, what you just said is not an evaluation at all, it is just a story you wrote." Gilgamesh looked at Andersen calmly, "If you can kill the king The story is so vivid! I can just keep it in my library."

"That's great. I don't want to die here either - wait a minute!" Andersen looked at Gilgamesh in surprise and asked: "You mean, you admit that what you just said is valuable? Then Just give me money - and then leave after hearing this, is this still considered the famous King of Gold?"

Gilgamesh grinned and refused: "No. No matter how good the writing is, it will be offset by your harsh curses. If you want me to pay, change your attitude next time, Zaxiu. But, Maybe this is how your heart is twisted, and you are a literary giant."

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Seek the world of encounters in dungeons.

"What a strange guy... I originally thought that Gilgamesh was a guy who said he was powerful but actually had no abilities, but he didn't react to such vicious words for so long... ...How could this be a tyrant! The tyrant had already cut Andersen into pieces and cut him into pieces!"

Lefia said doubtfully, Gilgamesh had clearly behaved like a tyrant, a arrogant, and a villain who regarded life as nothing!

It seems that Hakuno Kishinami still has a long way to go to understand this arrogant king who calls himself "the oldest hero". There are more than [-] million landmines on this road.

"Rewards and punishments are clear, and he still shows a certain kingly demeanor in certain matters. He has always used his own way to guide Hakuno Kishinami to move forward. From this point of view, even if Gilgamesh is not a wise king, he is He is definitely not a fool, having such a character in the oldest era... is actually very rare."

Finn said that he knew all the history of the lower world, and he also knew that the kings of the dark age of the lower world were some vile, shameful things that could not be seen...

There is no human king or alien king in modern times who can match the charm of Gilgamesh.

From a certain point of view, this arrogant king is still very popular among female adventurers. He has extraordinary bearing, but the golden armor on his body always makes... headache-inducing noises. Kishinami Hakuno doesn't like it, I don't like it personally...

"I'm becoming more and more interested in the legend of Gilgamesh. It's such a pity that this guy is a boy..." Loki said regretfully.

She really hopes that a tsundere and powerful queen will appear.

It's a pity that the kings in the lower world are all men, and the Amazon Queen is so bloody, not cute at all, and a completely unfeminine killing weapon...

"Give up, Loki. If you touch Ais or Riveria, the most you will get is a beating... If you want to touch a queen with Gilgamesh's character, do you think the other party will care? What kind of crime is killing gods?" Finn rolled his eyes, looked at the audacious Loki, and warned him earnestly:

"The residents of the lower world will still choose to give in when it comes to gods, and will not kill gods to vent their anger... But the visitors from other worlds who recently appeared in the labyrinth city will not have such concerns. Loki , you must not cause any trouble for me recently, you are going to return to heaven... everyone's abilities will disappear."

fate, ap timeline.

"Oh oh oh... Since Andersen can speak freely in front of the Golden King, wouldn't I also have the opportunity to get some writing material from this king?"

Shakespeare said heartily.

He still cherishes his life and will not risk his life to evaluate Gilgamesh like Andersen.

He just wanted to follow Hakuno Kishinami from a distance and use his eyes to witness all the experiences of this rare pair in Mooncell. That was enough.

"Oh, that evil witch Jeanne d'Arc, who is full of evil, won't she appear in the Sakura Labyrinth and become an obstacle to the progress of the protagonists? Isn't this... the best inspiration!"

All kinds of new ideas about Joan of Arc flashed through Shakespeare's mind, and he immediately wrote furiously, crouching in front of his desk and writing, the story of the Moon Witch, the man-eating demon Joan of Arc versus the Star Maiden.

Fate/EXTRACCC.

"Hey...you want to get advice on subduing me from the miscellaneous book writer...I, now I regret keeping your head. Hurry up and think of how to apologize. ?”