Dimensional inventory, inventory of the top ten saviors

"But... Master of Chaldea, are you an idiot? I have fought with you before. I am the dragon witch who made France burn. Aren't you afraid of being burned to death by my flames?

This is stupid, naive idiot, you actually saved the world or something like this... It's unbelievable, unbelievable, just like that brainless saint!

Humph...I won't care. The most you can say about saving me is just words~"

Black Joan of Arc said arrogantly, waving her hands indifferently, sitting alone in the forest waiting for the enemies who came to her door to seek death.

"However, since you are surrounded by unreliable heroic spirits, if you "must" help me, I can help you mercifully!"

Black Jeanne is very concerned that that cold-blooded woman actually has a Master! ?

Moreover, she saw a pleasant smile on the cold-blooded woman's face, which gave her a very bad feeling.

Bless this wonderful world.

"Explosion, explosion...! Could it be that she is the magician who used explosion magic at the Shinjuku Singularity!? Black Jeanne, she is actually a member of the Crimson Demon clan who traveled to another world~!"

Aqua looked at the picture curiously. In this world, there are other people besides Megumin who can explode, explode, and release explosive flames at every turn. It's really surprising.

"Hmph... After the Dragon Witch was freed from the whirlpool of hatred, she transformed into the Flame Witch! That's great, that's great!" Megumin held the wand in high spirits and made a handsome pose. , his red eyes flashed red, and he shouted loudly: "Welcome to join Baoyan, congratulations on choosing a supreme demonic path with a bright future!!

"Kazuma, let's release today's explosion! Today is a day worth celebrating~! Finally, finally...!" She folded her arms excitedly, her petite body trembling with excitement, "Finally someone understands The beauty of explosion is to understand that explosion is the magic of creating dreams and romance!"

"My comrade of the Explosion Magician... Jeanne d'Arc! Go and think of a cool title for yourself~! How about the Explosion Witch? The Dragon Breaker Witch is also good!!"

"Uh..." Sato Kazuma had a hard time imagining what kind of terrible disaster they would cause if Jeanne Alter really got together with Megumin and those people with mental problems from the Red Demon Tribe.

Fantasy carnival world.

"Shirou...you are really lucky...if the person who was angry with you during the last crisis was Artoria Alter...you would probably have grass on your grave about 100 meters high by now. Right? With Ms. Arturia Alter's character, she will definitely tie you to the back of a steel motorcycle and drag you for millions of kilometers, right?"

Tohno Shiki said that the blue Artoria might not do this and would easily forgive Emiya Shirou, but the black Artoria would definitely not...not even give it to Emiya Shirou. Any chance to apologize.

"Uh... ahem... No, Saber can, maybe understand me... I should be able...! I, I just want everyone to understand Everyone is happy——!——! But there is indeed my problem, because the plan is not perfect, which leads to a series of disasters..."

Emiya Shirou said firmly, he still didn't think this was his problem, but that the plan was not prepared.

"Hahaha... maybe, anyway, I am only devoted to Erqit Brunstad now, and will not have other thoughts anymore. After all, I don't want to become Life is worse than death. When you have a True Ancestor girlfriend, even if you want to die, it is still a luxury."

Tohno Shiki has looked away. He wants to live his life with Erquit Brunstad wholeheartedly.

I'm sorry, Akiba, I'm sorry, Kohaku, I'm sorry, senior! !

"I see... As long as you pull out the stupid hair on Saber's head, you can make Saber enter the reverse mode and become Artoria Alter——! It turns out that after becoming a reverse servant, not only the personality will change There have been earth-shaking changes, and even the taste and taste have become different from before. I really can’t believe that Saber, who only likes to eat light and exquisite food, will indulge in burgers, French fries, Coke, etc... It will make her Horrible foods that make people fat.

That’s tons of calories. Even if you do 200 sit-ups or 100 push-ups before going to bed, you can’t burn calories——! ——!

Tohsaka Rin looked at the mountains of hamburger wrappers piled up in the basement of the burger restaurant.

If Saber only eats hamburgers every day, then the little money Shirou earns from his part-time job is simply not enough. Even if he uses his savings, it won't last long.

The kind of hamburger set meals sold by burger restaurants that specialize in making hamburgers cost 1000-3000 per serving. Shirou's salary for one hour's work is only enough to buy one burger, while Tohsaka Rin visually inspected Altria Alter's meal. You have to eat dozens of burgers... If you want to fill your stomach with small burgers, you can only win by quantity, unlike a dinner where you can use a lot of rice and delicious appetizers to make up most of the portion. ....

"Yes... Hehehe, that's it! Shirou, this is revenge for you wanting to have a harem and being a scumbag!! Just wait until you are completely bankrupt~~ I can already see the Emiya family It’s a wonderful time to be broke!”

A devilish smile appeared on her face. This was her revenge on Shirou Emiya, the fate of being a philandering criminal.

Matou Sakura said with envy: "Damn, the heroic spirit's body is really convenient. You can eat as much as you want without any taboos. Even if you eat before going to bed, there will be no problem... There will never be calories or fat. Taking in too much trouble.”

She stood on the scale and looked at the reminder on her phone that her weight had increased by 5%, and she couldn't help but feel very depressed.

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Boom--!

A forest burning with raging flames appears in the picture.

A group of masked, heavily armed soldiers with automatic weapons are chasing Jeanne Alter with Black Emiya Shirou.

Da da da--!

Black Joan looked at the man holding a modern weapon with an unhappy expression. Not long after the battle, she realized that she had been hit.

"Tsk...!"

"Use that surging firepower single-mindedly. Even if you use mixed soldiers, as long as you use some tricks, you can still consume most of your magic power. What a simple village girl. The reverse servant of Joan of Arc."

Black Emiya Shirou calmly used dozens of soldiers to keep Black Jeanne in a state where more than half of her magic power was consumed. It was so easy to deal with such a brainless woman!It even feels like bullying a fool.

During the initial battle, several bullets had penetrated Black Jeanne's body. Her arms and legs were dripping with blood. She was thinking in confusion, "How did this thing penetrate my magic barrier!?"

"What? You still don't understand how my bullet penetrated you?" Black Emiya Shirou pointed his gun at Black Jeanne and kept a sufficient distance from Black Jeanne.

"You are obviously a Servant... holding two advanced guns, what do you want to do!"

Black Joan complained unhappily, this guy is so arrogant, it makes me so angry——! ——!

"For servants with the blessing of faith and heritage, cold weapons are definitely more powerful than hot weapons. This is indeed common sense. But weapons are ultimately props that are used by people. Since they are props, the most important thing is how to use them."

Kuro Emiya Shirou kindly explains to the stupid village girl. He is obviously an enemy, but he is still so patient. It really makes me cry!

Da-da-da-!

The automatic rifle transformed by Gan Jiang Moye fired wildly forward.

The next moment, the bullet fired from the muzzle burst into dazzling light, turning Black Jeanne's field of vision into a vast whiteness, causing her to lose sight of her enemy.

"Flash bullets...!?" After marveling at the weird and fancy props of the opponent, Black Jeanne swung the holy spear backwards subconsciously. The holy spear drew a high-speed flash and easily smashed the thick tree body, leaving sawdust. Debris and leaves flew.

There was a look of astonishment on her face. The enemy was not behind her, but the deadly breath was coming towards her chest. Several bullets penetrated the dark armor on her chest and penetrated into her flesh.

"Cough ha-!"

She vomited blood, her whole body was penetrated by magic bullets, and she was at a disadvantage under the full firepower of Kuro Shirou Emiya.

Black Emiya Shirou maintained a 20-meter alert distance from Black Joan of Arc, holding Mo Xie with both guns and firing at full speed, "Use your brain! There is that idiot who would approach a monster like you with the same firepower as a battleship!" ?”

He looked at Black Joan speechlessly. After being reversed, did this guy lose his mind?It's not the Berserker class...

Moreover, wasn’t this guy a saint who led troops to fight as a French marshal in the past...! ?

The next moment, Black Jeanne swung a spear forward with great fury, crushing the grass beneath her feet, and rushed forward like an arrow, approaching Black Emiya Shirou without dodging or dodging.

"Tsk...there is still so much power left..." In just one breath, the tip of the holy spear, which was dark and burning with flames, had arrived in front of Kuro Emiya Shirou. He quickly raised his double spears. Blocked, the black and white gun body shattered in an instant under the powerful force of Black Joan of Arc.

"go to hell---!--!--!--!!"

Black Jeanne's armor was punctured with dozens of holes, and blood flowed out from the holes. Her face was ferocious, and she roared furiously.

She raised her gun in a downward slashing stance. Since the man holding the gun had been successfully forced into close combat by her, and the two broken toys had been blown up by the holy spear, the enemy was already without weapons and unable to defend themselves. The attack is in dire straits!

"..." Shirou Kuro Emiya stood calmly on the spot. Two brand new weapons suddenly appeared on his weaponless hands. After the machete-like black and white double blades blocked the heavy blow, he Throwing away the sword-like Ganshou in his left hand, the palm of his hand glowed with light and he held the automatic rifle-like Ganshou again, firing at Black Jeanne d'Arc with full firepower.

Da da da da————! !

"How is it possible...!" Dozens of bullets hit Black Jeanne's body and she kept falling back, vomiting blood. She was now unable to defend herself against such close range fire.

She couldn't understand why this guy's hand would appear with a sword, then a gun, then drop the weapon, and then re-hold the weapon with magical movements, as if he was performing close-up magic in front of Jeanne d'Arc Alter...

The huge kinetic energy of the 5.56-caliber bullet constructed by magic hit her slender body, and she was thrown away. With a bang, she fell heavily to the ground, and even the weapon she was holding tightly in her hand flew away. go out.

Black Joan of Arc could no longer see clearly with her right eye, and blood was dripping from her cheek. She leaned awkwardly on the tree that had been burned into charcoal. She looked at the unpleasant acrobatic man in front of her with blurred vision, "What? Ah...are you an acrobat...?"

"I was a magician when I was alive. I often fought against people like you who were outside the norm." Shirou Kuro Emiya stepped on the black holy spear and calmly looked at the defeated saint in front of him, "You perverted monsters are too Rely on your own strength. No...it should be said that you have forgotten that you are originally human.

The weak but large number of miscellaneous soldiers attacking you will definitely make you feel monotonous, and I am waiting for the moment when you lower your guard.When you feel that [there is no need to dodge this kind of attack] - only two of the five bullets can penetrate your barrier and be disguised as ordinary bullets.

You will be fooled.You were defeated by this little artificial trick. "

"Hmph..." A mocking smile appeared on Black Jeanne's lips, and she licked the rusty blood on her lips. The unwillingness to fail gathered in her heart, and the dragon witch's anger was still burning.

"Isn't it just that you won, and you are so happy to explain to the enemy? I guess you were also a third-rate magician who didn't receive many commendations during your lifetime."

"Humph, third-rate is not bad." Kuro Emiya Shirou didn't care. I was indeed an ordinary third-rate magician. "But, I don't need any recognition in the first place. I'm not interested in that kind of thing. Honor. To me, it's like dog food."

"Then, let's use [Hamlet's famous line]."

Emiya Shirou put the muzzle of the gun between Black Jeanne's eyebrows and asked coldly: "Now there is a question, obey or die. If you agree to join our side, you can kill all the creatures in this city. Execute those The guy who begged you for mercy. This should be your proudest thing, right?"

"Haaaah——!?" Black Jeanne couldn't believe what this guy was saying, "You've already been beaten like this, do you still want to persuade me to surrender!?"

"Huh...hahahahaha...!" Black Jeanne couldn't help laughing wildly, as if she was amused by the big scene created by Black Emiya Shirou, "Then just go ahead and laugh. Can't you just come here and ask me for help? Just for this little thing, you beat me like this??"

I'm unhappy, I'm really unhappy. What are you doing? Are you trying to give me a showdown before you cooperate with me? ? ——! ————! ! ——!

How dare you look down on me! !

"The answer is naturally very simple. It couldn't have been clearer from the beginning." Black Jeanne clenched her fist in her right hand and roared viciously: "Hahahaha——! You want me to obey you! Just dream!"

Dozens of pitch-black spears pierced the ground, and the spears were scattered around Black Jeanne's body. At the same time, blazing flames spread from around her body.

She was extremely angry, and this anger was fully realized at this moment. She wanted to use this anger to burn out the third-rate magician in front of her who looked down on her.

"What...! Could it be that you want to blow yourself up!?" Kuro Emiya Shirou was shocked. This was completely different from what he thought. How could someone do this because they couldn't agree? He just blew himself up! ?

Every summoned heroic spirit knows how difficult it is to appear in the world, and should cherish this second period of life.

But now there is someone who really does this, Black Joan of Arc... The Reversal Saint, she really did it in front of Black Emiya Shirou!

"Hehehehahahaha——! If you want me to obey you, just dream! It’s better to die together——! Please understand this little thing about human nature as soon as possible, you stupid idiot——!——!!"

The dragon witch Joan of Arc had a ferocious face, a crazy smile, and slapped her right hand hard on the wet and muddy lawn. Dozens of large holes were opened in the ground, and flames continued to spurt upward from the ground.

"Use raging explosions to burn everything in the world and return it to dust——!——! This is what an Avenger should do, right!?"

Damn it, bastard..!I'm going to take the first step. Black Jeanne couldn't help but flash the face of the cold-blooded woman in her mind. She couldn't help but feel lucky that her current embarrassed appearance was not seen by the cold-blooded woman.

"The Noble Phantasm unfolds—the evil dragon roars—!! Roar—my wrath—!—!—!"

BOOM——! ——! ——! ——!

There were more and more flame dragon pillars, and the raging fire dragons turned into thousands and surged around. In an instant, all the forest and buildings within a radius of several hundred meters were burned to ashes and scattered in the wind.

This shocking scene could be clearly seen dozens of kilometers away. The endless rage of the Dragon Witch lit up the night of Shinjuku. The pillar of fire shot straight into the sky, turning the clouds in the entire sky into a red scene.

"Even if you are so far away, you can still feel the surging heat. Is that the flame that executed Joan of Arc... No, as a fake, she has not experienced that flame... that is It can be said that she created it based on her own imagination and the situation that believers think.

Just to show how cruel and painful the flames are..."

Kuro Emiya Shirou stood thousands of meters away, looking at the flames rising into the sky in the distance. At the critical moment, he deployed the Seven Rings of Blazing Sky in time to block the attack.

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Fantasy carnival world.

"Archer... not only has he become more magical with modern weapons... but his personality has also become more annoying! It's this mouth that makes people angry whenever he opens it. Q!"

Tohsaka Rin looked at Jeanne Alter with sympathy. She could understand the feeling when Emiya's venomous words were spoken to her.

When she met Emiya, she suffered from the pain of that poisonous mouth. Thinking about it now still makes her a little angry.

"Hmph... Black Archer, under the premise that Fujimaru Ritsuka trusts you so much, you are still helping Archer in Shinjuku? Could it be that he has really become an enemy? However, this does seem like Archer will Things to do..."

She estimated that this guy was choosing the most efficient and reliable way to act...

Just like the scene when he took refuge in Medea, pretended to...stab Medea in the back, and wanted to kill Shirou.

She can already guess how Black Archer will act. As long as she understands Archer's nature, she can know how Archer will act.

The only thing Tohsaka Rin can be sure of is that even if the black Archer fires on Fujimaru Ritsuka, this guy still stands on the side of justice and humanity.

It is possible for any famous being in the history of pan-humanity to become an anti-hero, a heroic spirit, or an evil heroic spirit. Only the Red Knight and the Black Knight, the two most powerful idiots on the planet, cannot do this.

"Evil ghost... Is this guy an evil ghost!? Poor Joan of Arc Alter was being ridiculed and beaten passively... No wonder she unleashed such an angry rage, she was definitely I'm so angry! This feud has been settled, and it can no longer be settled with a knife or two punches..."

Emiya Shirou looked at Black Archer's cool fighting style with a smile.

He was very unhappy. This was a fighting method that Shirou Emiya could not learn no matter what. It was a fighting method that could not be imitated or learned no matter what.

He couldn't project firearms, but this kind of high-precision, extremely complex magic-powered automatic rifle.

The difficulty of projecting a weapon has exceeded that of the projection treasure phantom, and the projection treasure phantom is simpler than projection!

Of course, the premise is that it is a sword type Noble Phantasm, other types are out of the question.

"Okay, so awesome...! I thought that firearms had no effect on heroic spirits and were useless weapons." Tono Akiha said in surprise: "Under the magician's methods, these automatic weapons The kinetic energy of the fired ammunition is not enough to defeat the magic shield. Not to mention, Jeanne d'Arc Alter's armor is made of magic, which has dual defense against magic and physical attacks."

"Hmph...that's Joan of Arc Alter taking it too lightly! With the martial arts practiced by our Holy Church, we are not afraid of this kind of attack. All the bullets will be chopped into pieces by the black key in my hand~~~ It is impossible to hit me. My body, and I’m not a fool to just stand there and let this guy beat me.”

Hiyer said confidently that with her power as the agent of the burial mechanism, she is not afraid of thermal weapons. Unless it is an annoying aerial bomb or a radioactive dirty bomb, it still needs to be dodged to temporarily avoid the edge.

Shinjuku singularity.

"....Archer——!——!——! You, a fancy magician, can actually defeat the future Dragon Witch... Forget it, I underestimated you! Humph, but you have been lost forever This is your chance to defeat me. Your attack methods have all been exposed. The next time we meet is when the explosive court opens, so be mentally prepared, urinate in advance and wait tremblingly~!!"