1 The Argo of Laughter and the Dark Age of Despair

The Legend of Agor.

“This is a time when ‘God’s favor’ has not yet existed, and this is a story set in the early days of ancient times.

This is a male heroic legend that has been passed down through various expressions such as fairy tales, operas, books, novels, etc. "

"Among the heroes of the past, he is the weakest and most inconspicuous hero. Even his actual existence cannot be confirmed, and he seems to be called a [funny hero].

But there is something very incredible about him, and some people call him the "original hero".

From the perspective of the times, he is not worthy of the title "original".

In fact, heroes existed long before he was born. "

"So, why is Argo called the [original hero]?"

His true story and his life trajectory will be revealed without any falsehood.

——So, let’s ring the opening bell of this “comedy”.

Finally something appeared in the picture, the bare, lifeless mountains and land, the desolate human settlements, the lonely sky at dusk.

What caught everyone's eyes was a world full of energy.

"I can feel the wind crying."

A young man with short snow-white hair, wearing light cloth and a black cloak appeared on the screen.

He closed his eyes and stood in front of the broken windmill that was not rotating.

Suddenly, he opened his eyes suddenly, "I could feel the footsteps of destruction approaching silently.

You can hear the roar of the creepy monster! "

He opened his clear, red jewel-like eyes and stared at the windmill, as if there was a man-eating, terrifying monster hidden in the windmill.

Rumble, the sound of howling wind echoed in the ears.

"Has it finally appeared? A huge monster! Are you coming to fight me? An evil giant with long hands!

Let me defeat you completely here!The peace of the village will be guarded by me, Argo!

God, please witness the heroic appearance of the hero I am about to become.

I'm going to fuck...!Oh oh oh......! "Argo shouted passionately, and he made a running and sprinting gesture, although he did not have any weapons in his hands.

But courage and the belief in victory are his most powerful weapons.

There was a bang, the sound of a hard object in close contact with the head.

Argo, a white-haired boy who wants to be a hero, seems to be fighting fiercely with his enemies!

Can't see clearly, can't see clearly!

His heroic posture in battle and his passionate appearance were hard to see clearly!

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Doraemon world.

"Is this... is this an ancient village? I didn't see anyone, nor did I see any monsters.

But since he said that, he must be fighting a very scary monster! "

Nobita was extremely serious and looked at Agor in the screen with all his concentration.

He held his breath and felt anxious. Such a passionate and high-spirited roar must be a very scary monster!

"Well... the environment here is not like the earth. But the shape of these windmills is very similar to the windmills in Western Europe in the 12th century." Doraemon said.

"Doraemon, what are these windmills used for? There is no water flow near here. There seems to be no electricity in this era, so they can't be used to generate electricity." Xiaofu looked at the picture curiously and asked .

"This should be a windmill used to grind grains. The wheat flour can be used to make bread." Doraemon said.

"However, this place is really desolate, and there seems to be no life at all. However, the climate here does not look very cold. The white-haired boy does not wear many clothes..."

Doraemon thought, since it is not the Little Ice Age, the climate is not in a severe cold zone, and the white-haired boy's lips are not chapped, then this place is not dry, and the humidity is suitable... The geographical environment is a large plain, so this place should It’s so rich!

The sacred world of Sword Princess.

A bountiful tavern.

"Oh oh oh oh...how is it possible? This is not, this is not a white-haired human boy, meow!!" the cat girl Aniya meowed.

Her eyes widened and she couldn't believe what she saw, "Could it be that the original hero Agor is this white-haired boy, Meow!?"

"Impossible, meow. Although the human boy is not bad, he is still too weak, too weak. It should be difficult for him to become a hero or something, meow!" Chloe looked at Argo on the screen infatuatedly. butt,

"But I really want to touch the butt of the boy named Agor who looks exactly the same, meow!"

"Mr. Bell...?" Xi'er opened her mouth in surprise and looked at Argo in the screen in disbelief. Another person who looked very similar to Bell Cloni, as if he was a twin brother. .

"No, he is not Mr. Bell...Mr. Bell is more shy and green."

She stared at the beautiful soul inside Argo that shone with pure white light and beat like a pillar of fire.

She was intoxicated, her fair face flushed slightly, and her hands caressing her chest.

Atlantic Lost Belt.

"Tell me, what's this guy's name...? Argo? Is it the Argo I know? Isn't that the name of my uncle's Argo...?"

Jason's eyes widened and he looked at Agor, "Isn't this guy an idiot? How could there be a monster hiding in such a narrow windmill?"

"Haha! Things are getting interesting!" Mordred showed two cute little tiger teeth, "Finally, I have something that is more in line with the era I live in.

I really can’t understand those high-tech things just now, such as EVA. "

Tesla laughed loudly and said: "Oh oh oh... From the era of the light of human science and technology to the era when human civilization has just emerged!? It's interesting that there is no alternating current in this world, and the light of science has not yet bloomed. What interesting stories can the humans in this world bring me?"

"A world without Tesla... Hahaha, that must be a world where I, Edison, have unparalleled power." Edison fumbled with the brown fur on his chin.

He had a bold idea.

He wants to teach what he has learned throughout his life to the smarter people in this world who have the potential to be scientists for free.

Of course it doesn’t cost a dime!

From now on, all electricity-related equipment in this world must be named after Edison xxx.

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"Oh oh oh... let me, Agor, chop off the head of this huge monster! Drink ah ah ah -! Gods, you see..."

"——You stupid brother——!——!——!——Hmph——!——!!"

A girl with elf ears turned into a bolt of orange lightning and rushed over angrily.

She used a fairy flying kick, and kicked Argo's butt hard with her slender feet wearing cloth shoes. Argo flew directly out. She was preventing Argo from further damaging the windmill.

"What kind of huge monster!? There is such a thing! The only thing here is this windmill!"

Fina angrily looked at the windmill that was almost completely destroyed, "You made the windmill so dilapidated! You will be scolded by everyone in the village!! Please don't cause trouble to everyone, brother!"

She had a lavender cloak tied around her neck, and her long, beautiful orange hair was spread behind her.

She has a pair of ears that only elves can have. It seems that she is not a human being, but an elven species that masters magic and has a long life.

Her emerald green eyes stared at the windmill and her troubled brother with a headache.

Argo pretended to be vomiting blood, and climbed up from the ground tremblingly. One hand supported his old waist, which was about to be broken by the kick, "Oh...oh, my lovely sister... ....Fina yo......

Although your expression of love for me makes me very happy... but are you pushing a little too hard? "

Fina stretched out her hand and pinched Argo's cheek, "This is not a sign of love for you. It's a scolding, a scolding!! You made the windmill like this, how are you going to end it next?"

"Hahahahaha..." Argo smiled awkwardly, "Well, I thought it was the roar of a monster. It turned out to be just the noisy sound of the wind.

Then the giant monster just now is also a windmill!It really fits the ins and outs of my personality.

Without further ado, I will quickly write this into my hero diary today. "

Agor didn't show any introspection. He quickly took out a thick notebook from his backpack and wrote quickly on it.

"I thought it was a monster, but when I looked at it, I saw it was a windmill. The hero Agor was defeated miserably, mainly at the hands of his sister."

After finishing writing, he closed the note and put it in his backpack, with a confident smile on his face, "In this way, a new page has been added to my touching adventure story with laughter and tears.

Let future generations pass on my active and heroic demeanor forever.yeah---! ?! "

"Are you going to write such a stupid sentence in a book with such a high price? Stupid brother——!——!——!" Fina hit Argo's chest hard with her elbow, and there was a bang, eight times the damage , crit.

Argo was frothing at the mouth and squatting on the ground, covering his stomach with his hands. Fina's attack power was getting stronger day by day... I was really touched.

The villagers not far away had yellow faces, thin bodies, and dull eyes.

But when they saw Agor and Fina arguing again, smiles appeared on their faces and they laughed out loud.

"Hahaha, here we go again, those brothers and sisters."

"Al and Fina are not tired from playing like this every day... It's true, haha."

"Hahahaha!" The villagers laughed collectively. They were once again amused by the commotion caused by Agor and Fina.

Fina sat on the ground sweating profusely. Next to her were various tools used to repair the windmill. The culprit who destroyed the windmill did not help repair it.Only the poor sister Fina worked hard and finally repaired the windmill.

She pouted aggrievedly, "Really, stupid brother——!!——!——"

"Hey! Fina, yesterday was really a disaster." A male villager walked towards Fina with a smile on his face.

"Ah, everyone. Hello..." Fina looked at the villagers sheepishly.

"Hahaha! I never expected that we would be having a duel with Windmill..."

"I remember, he was shouting that there were a lot of monsters coming to attack, but... he rushed towards the sheep.

I still remember that he shouted that he had caught the King of the Sea, but ended up falling into the river like this, right? "

The short-haired villager couldn't help laughing while recalling what Agor had done before.

"Yes, that's a masterpiece that I will never forget! Although I don't know who the hero of the village is, that guy is really amazing." The villager smiled and said to Fina.

"Well..." Fina looked at the villagers sheepishly, "Although it's not for me as a sister to say it, does it really matter?

My brother always does these strange things and causes trouble for everyone..."

"Isn't it a good thing to have such a fool in the village? Well, although he is always causing trouble."

"Yes, but at least with him here, we won't be bored. Well, it is indeed troublesome."

"As expected, I still caused trouble for everyone..." Fina said frustratedly.

"And... being able to [laugh] in this era. This is a very happy thing." The villager said nonchalantly, and he smiled and pulled up Fina who was sitting on the ground.

"That's right. Since we don't know when the monsters will submerge the village... it's better that we laugh together for tomorrow's sake.

Since you came to the village, the village has become very lively!

Although, at first I just thought there were two strange little ghosts coming..." A warm smile appeared on the middle-aged uncle's face, and he was very grateful to Agor and Fina for their arrival.

It was these two brothers and sisters who made him become cold and his despairing heart became warm.

To him, it brought joy to the villagers here.

Therefore, although the village chief here will scold Fina and Agor for causing trouble, he will never drive them away.

"Everyone..." Fina looked at the villagers with emotion. She also liked that the villagers here were kind and gentle. They also gave her and her brother a shelter from the wind and rain, as well as some precious food.

"Speaking of which, Fina, have you heard? The [King's Capital] is gathering [Heroes] from all walks of life."

"Huh——???" Fina looked at the villagers in surprise. The royal capital... summoned heroes, could it be?

"Powerful warriors and wise sages. Gather in the last paradise. The chosen ones will be given commensurate rewards and awarded the title of true heroes. This is what the businessman from the village told us."

"Eh-——!——! Eh——!——!——Eh!——!——Eh!?" Hero...the title of a true hero, brother!Fina asked the villagers in an anxious tone, "You, you... have you told your brother?"

The villagers gave a thumbs up and said in unison: "Of course!"

"Ahhhh——! You idiots——!——!——!——!" Fina shouted in pain, and she quickly ran towards where her idiot brother was.

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