"It's hateful, it's really hateful, that Lord would be so concerned about such a thing..." the four Yanjin brothers complained.
The leaders of the Loki Familia cannot go against the goddess's orders.
Otherwise, Bell Crani and the Hestia Familia would have been completely destroyed tens of thousands of times.
Bless this wonderful world.
Sato Kazuma is not interested in the bento made by Shir. What interests him is that this is a fantasy-style maid restaurant!
Lunova, Chloe, Aniya, Seele, and Lyu, these five most beautiful maid receptionists in Labyrinth City Orario are perfect maids that can never be found in Neon or on Earth!
All the properties you want are here!
These fantasy maids are yandere, cute, silly, gentle, big-hearted, and have perfect figures. They have the childhood sweetheart streak, the same sullen streak as Darkness, and the younger sister streak like Xiaomi!
"Well...if the technological level of this world can make a game console or a computer. I will definitely make a fantasy maid cafe galgame, with cute cat girls, cold elves, naughty and cute Shir, let’s fall in love with Miss Runova, who is just like Yamato Nadeshiko!”
From time to time, he looked at Megumin, Aqua, Darkness, Wiz, and Yunyun out of the corner of his eye. These people were all very suitable for wearing such cute maid outfits.
He actually wants to tell Wiz that even if the magic items you buy cannot be sold, they are all trash among the trash, but as long as you use the correct sales method, you can easily sell them all.
Just let Wiz put on a cute maid outfit that reveals her billowy white body, put on pure white stockings, and match it with a cat tail stuck to her buttocks with magic glue! !
As long as she stood in front of the magic item shop, all the able-bodied and normal male adventurers in the town would flock to her door.
As long as you purchase a magic item, you can enjoy a smile and a cordial greeting, and it comes with a card signed by Wiz Vermillion Lips.
The more you buy, the more generous the rewards will be!
Unfortunately, Sato Kazuma thought that doing this would be contrary to Wiz's original intention, and it would become a bit weird and use unfair means to realize his dream, which would be meaningless.
As long as Wiz is willing, standing at the door of the store will be the cute Megumin in a cheongsam, Aqua in a gothic lolita outfit, and the shy Yunyun in a racing girl outfit holding a hawking flag.
And the final ace is the shy and coy eldest lady Latina who is dressed as a bunny girl!
No matter how many magic items you buy, they can all be sold out in one day, and it only takes a month to save the funds to complete the dungeon maze.
The price paid is just shame~
"Wow...Kazuma, don't look at me like that, there's no way I can make a lunch for you." Darkness turned her head shyly and said with great expectation: "Unless you use A very tough attitude and tough, violent methods forced me.
Whether it's mental insult or physical abuse, I can accept it! "
A wonderful scene of shame emerged in her mind. Darkness gasped and looked at Sato Kazuma excitedly, "If you want me to wear these shameful maid outfits, show off your energy! You, you, you should be good Learn from that Lord Aldap!
He is a perverted nobleman who has made dozens of maids around him pregnant. He is full of bestiality. You should study hard! "
"What!? There are dozens of maids around the fat pig lord...!?" Sato Kazuma gritted his teeth and was extremely envious. In his mind, dozens of cute maids stood in a row at the door, facing each other every day. I shouted to welcome the master, "Good night, master. Does the master want to eat, take a bath, or eat me first..."
3 Sandwiches made from Killer Queen! End of chapter
Mia's mother, who was resting on the second floor, walked downstairs fiercely. She suddenly opened the kitchen door and shouted to the noisy girls inside:
"We've been noisy since just now. What on earth are you doing in the kitchen?"
"Mom Mia...!" Xi'er looked at Miya's mother with a guilty conscience, and her mood became bad.
"Mom, spare us, nya——!————!! There is a reason here that is more complicated than the dungeon, nya!"
Aniya opened her arms and made weird gestures, looking at Mia's mother seriously. She tried her best to defend her lazy behavior.
"Oh..." Mia's mother's thick fists collided together and kept rubbing, causing sparks to appear. She looked at the idiot Aniya with a very kind smile on her face, and her tone was extremely soft, as if It was as if the nuclear bomb had hit the ground, "All of you have thrown aside your work here and are making a lot of noise here.
Why don't you tell me the reason? "
Chloe looked at Mia's mother's sandbag-sized iron fist.
Her face turned pale, sweat dripped from her forehead, her body was trembling, her jet-black cat tail curled up, and she explained shakily: "In fact... actually... ..Actually it is......"
In order not to be killed by Miya's mother, Roy honestly explained what happened.
She didn't add any extraneous details, and obediently chose to tell the truth to Mia's mother. She didn't want to be shot in the head by Mia's mother.
Her fragile cat head couldn't withstand the punishment of an iron fist that could blow the flying dragon's head apart.
"Huh...? I didn't expect, Xi'er, that you actually wanted to take care of that immature white-haired brat." Mia looked at Xi'er with a smile, a smile that saw everything through.
"Yes...yes." Xi'er lowered her head shyly, her fair and beautiful face was red, and her gray bangs covered her eyes, making it impossible to see the moving luster in her beautiful eyes. .
"Ha... I really can't do anything about you." Mia's mother put on her apron, rolled up her sleeves, and said to the girls on the side: "Bring me some sausages."
"Mom, what are you going to do, meow?" Aniya poked her head out curiously and looked at Mia's mother who was cutting sausages. What are you going to cook?
Is there any other dish that Xi'er can learn?
"Listen to me, use a vegetable force to cut a cross incision on one end of the sausage. After cutting each one like this, throw it into the pan and fry it." Miya's mother waved her hand with the Zhongdi kitchen knife. , cross knife flowers appear on each bright red sausage.
At this time, grease is injected into the heated bottom of the pot, add the processed sausages, and gently shake the cast iron pot.
"Is...doing this?" Xi'er looked at Miya's mother's movements seriously.
"Hmm...that can't be it!" Chloe looked at the small sausages in the pot that were slowly deforming and becoming familiar.
"This is octopus sausage nya—!"
Aniya looked at the octopus sausage in the pot with greedy eyes. Although cat rice was great, octopus sausage was also something the cat girl liked to eat.
"There is no need to put any expensive ingredients in the daily lunch. There is nothing wrong with being simple and ordinary." Mia's mother smiled and guided Xi'er, "The most important thing is the intention to cook for each other."
"My heart..." Belle Clooney's innocence appeared in Xi'er's eyes again, with a cute smile.
"Then, Xi'er will come and do some cooking." Miya's mother gave the kitchen to Xi'er.
"Then Lyu, let's try it... I'll leave it to you again." Roy continued to say to the honest and honest elf Lyu heartlessly.
"Then...ah..." Lyu felt relieved this time. She believed that Xier would definitely not be overwhelmed by such a simple dish as octopus sausage... ...of......
"Puff..." Xi'er foamed at the mouth, her body kept twitching and fell to the ground. The sound was exactly the same, the scream was exactly the same, and even the frequency of twitching after falling to the ground was the same.
Roy put her right hand on her forehead and kept shaking her head, "You really don't have a long memory, meow..."
She was very impressed that Liu could always insist on trying the nightmare food made by Xi'er. This was no longer friendship. This was something that even love beyond friendship could not do, right?
Even companions who have experienced life and death events, and even loving couples cannot withstand such a dish.
Just like Moori Kogoro and Fei Eri.
"Lyu is an idiot nya...!"
"By now, she should have expected this situation..." Lunova hugged Lyu who was lying on the ground. She held the awakening potion in her hand and fed it to the twitching Lyu.
"Yeah, thunder, thunder, you are such a worthless elf. I'm not asking you to try poison. Really, it's such an exaggeration."
Mia's mother unbelievingly picked up her chopsticks and grabbed the octopus sausages that exuded an ominous smell. These octopus sausages that exuded an alluring sound were as terrifying as C'Thun or N'Zoth.
"Boooooooooooooo..."
"Ahhhh——! Mom!——!——!——" Aniya screamed and looked at Mia's mother. She moved back in panic. She was afraid of being crushed directly by Mia's mother's strong body. .
"I actually started eating it, nya——!————!!——!" Chloe looked at Mia's mother in disbelief, who had not yet fallen down and was still eating octopus sausage.
"Wait a minute, what is this? Is this really food?" Mia's mother's face kept changing. She quickly spit out the octopus sausage crumbs in her mouth into the trash can and said in shock: "This is not food at all. Something you can eat.
Why does just frying a sausage turn it into this nightmarish flavor? "
She quickly drank herself a barrel of ale.
Her head was buzzing now, and she couldn't understand what curse Xi'er had placed on this fried octopus sausage.
"Ma'am, that's amazing! Miya's mother, she didn't fall down after eating Xi'er's food, meow——!——!!"
Aniya looked with great admiration at Invincible Mia's mother who was still standing, with only a few drops of sweat dripping from her neck.
She didn't have the guts to try Hill's cooking.
"As expected of a dwarf adventurer, I'm really surprised by how powerful his intestines are... a steel intestine is nothing more than that." Roy was completely impressed. She deserves to be our mother, Mia's mother is so great incredible!
"Now is not the time to praise——!——!——!" Lunova complained speechlessly. She hugged Lyu who was in a daze and had not yet regained consciousness.
Now is not the time to think of a way to save Xi'er's nightmare cooking skills.
"Ah... forget it. Give up. Even if you spend your whole life, you can't make any decent lunches. You'd better give up as soon as possible, Xi'er." Mia's mother shook her head and said to Xi'er. My son's cooking future was sentenced to death.
"Huh...!? But, but...!" Xi'er didn't believe in evil and looked at the octopus sausage in the pot unwillingly. Although she didn't dare to taste it, after all, Liu was still fainting. Still sitting.
Miya's mother put her generous palm on Xi'er's shoulder and persuaded her very seriously:
"Listen to my advice, Xi'er. If you eat this kind of thing, you will die instantly even if you have a life span of hundreds of thousands of years. No, even if you have a life span of tens of millions of years, you will die instantly.
No matter whether I ask Lord Buddha for help or use the most advanced medicine, it will be of no use.Even asking the goddess for help is of no use. "
"Uh huh...——!——!——!" Miya's mother's words made Xi'er lower her head in shame and anger, clenching her fists with both hands, and her delicate body kept trembling.
She didn't expect that her cooking would receive such terrible reviews.
She obviously wanted to make delicious food for Mr. Bell and make his adventurous life happier.
But she didn't believe in evil, and she didn't believe that she couldn't even make such a simple bento.
Tears filled her angry eyes and she kept stamping her feet.
"It's really rare for Xi'er to be so angry..." Liu said.
"Hmm...yes, I usually just laugh it off when encountering this kind of thing." Lunova nodded.
"Anyway, please hurry up and clean the kitchen as clean as before." Mia's mother left without looking back and closed the door heavily.
She hoped that Xi'er could listen to her words. If Xi'er wanted that white-haired human to live longer...
Suddenly, there was the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground outside the door, and the sound of someone in pain.
After Mia's mother walked out of the kitchen, she fell to the ground with a plop. She was still knocked over by the pan-fried octopus sausage just now.
"Mi, Mia's mother also fell down——!——!——!"
Lunova screamed, grabbing the snow-white maid hairband on her head with both hands.
"I knew no one could hold it, meow!!"
"This guy can't be saved anymore, nya!"
Aniya, Chloe, and the two cat ladies hugged each other tremblingly. The two people who had always been at odds with each other on weekdays were now tremblingly looking at the remaining pan-fried octopus sausage in the pot.
"I say Xi'er... If you don't want to give up, then make lunch boxes for Mr. Human. I suggest you consider other cooking options.'" Lunova gave Xi'er a heartfelt message. Er suggested.
She no longer wanted to see such horrible food in the kitchen.
She was really afraid that these idiot clerks would accidentally eat Xi'er's trial works, which would be... a lot of fun.
"Wait a minute, Lulu. I'll make it. I'll make it for you. I'll make something as simple as a bento for you to watch." Xi'er looked angrily and didn't believe in her cooking skills or that she could do this. Lunova of simple things.
"I advise you not to hold on, meow... Xi'er." Aniya's beautiful amber eyes looked at Xi'er with the most sincere eyes, and she grabbed Xi'er's shoulders with both hands, "For the young man to be able to Live..."
"Don't talk about grabbing the boy's stomach like this. Now you can make the boy have diarrhea and die in minutes...!" But Roy kept shaking her head. Poor boy, Xi'er's You may not be able to bear the extremely heavy love.
"But, Chloe...!?" Xi'er looked at Chloe pitifully, how could... even Chloe didn't believe me!
She was on the verge of tears now.
This is the first time she has encountered something that she cannot control. She clearly has the power of a goddess...
"Xie'er, everyone has things they are good at and worse at. So you don't need to be too sad or too persistent." Lyu looked at the octopus sausage in the pot aside, and she also suggested hers from the bottom of her heart. Friends, give up.
"What...!? Even Liu...!" Xi'er pouted, her beautiful eyes full of tears, and the crystal clear tears moistened her long eyelashes.
Her mentality was completely broken, and Lyu had always been very firmly on her side, supporting everything she did...
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if Xi'er's cooking skills are so bad that it makes people speechless or painful. It doesn't matter if you are a hopeless taste idiot."
Liu looked at Xi'er seriously, and naturally and without words said a series of words that made Xi'er painful. Every comment turned into an arrow and stabbed Xi'er, "Even if you are so clumsy and stubborn, you can't listen at all." Other people’s suggestions are also good.
Mr. Croni, he is definitely not the person who would hate you the most because of this kind of thing. "
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Enough is enough. "
She waved her arms and pushed everyone out of the kitchen, "Everyone, please get out——!——!! I can just do it by myself——————!——!——!—— !”
She slammed the kitchen door shut.
She didn’t believe it, wasn’t it just a bento, wasn’t it just cooking, wasn’t it just seasoning!
"What others can do, I can do the same, and I can do it better than others. I will definitely let Mr. Bell eat the delicious bento made by me."
I will let you...you will also be full of praise for my cooking! "
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