Goddess Wanhua Mirror

"Honey, we've watched The Hanging many times, and I'm always getting tired of it!"

"Oh! Ma'am, do you have any new ways to play?"

"I asked you just to make you think, why did you ask back?"

Angrily, like her husband, the wife of the city lord waved her lady fan.At this time, a bodyguard who was standing next to him suddenly felt that he had an opportunity to please the two wealthy employers, so he hurried forward to speak.

"My lords, if you want to watch something more exciting, I have a good idea. Would you like to listen to it, my lords?"

End of this chapter

In the stands, the city lord and his wife heard their bodyguards offer advice, their eyes sparkled with enthusiasm, and finally the city lord slapped his thigh, saying that it is better to hit the sun than to choose another day, and today he will play new tricks according to what he just said.

So under the order of the city lord, the guards who were about to execute the hanging were stopped temporarily, and a servant ran up and loudly read the new order that the city lord had just issued to the people below.

"People of Unos, our elegant, easy-going, wise and powerful city lord, just had a genius idea and is going to use a brand-new method to punish this evil villain!"

On the gallows, the servant loudly introduced the so-called "new gameplay". When Lu De heard it from below, he thought to himself, isn't this just a five-horse game?The opponent was going to hang the Fallen Leaf Man on the gallows, and then tied a horse with a rope to each limb, and ran in four directions at the same time.

After the manservant finished speaking, the scene was silent for a while, and then bursts of cheers erupted, everyone yelled and whistled, as if they had heard the great news.

On the gallows, Hume, disguised as a guard, looked at the applauding common people below, with mixed feelings in his heart.During these days in Unos, Luoye has been strictly following her orders, stealing money from the city lord's mansion, which is piled with gold and silver, and then distributing it to poor families in the city.

At this time, among the crowd of onlookers under the stage, there were quite a few people who had received the benefits of the fallen leaves from the Grand Thief, but the voices of applause were no less than others.

At this time, Hume noticed that Lude in the crowd was waving at him, so he slipped down to meet him while the other guards were preparing ropes and horses.

"The situation has changed, and the original plan can no longer be used."

"I know, if it doesn't work, I'll forcefully rob people later, and then you help me create chaos in the crowd. Fallen Ye and I both have the ability to transform, so we can find opportunities to take advantage of the chaos."

"Actually, I have another way."

"any solution?"

"I just observed it. The gallows is at the south end of the square, not far from the buildings behind, and it's a little higher. Since the fallen leaves can't hang on it, you might as well let him swing it up, and then... throw it out."

"..."

Seeing Lu De making a "swing" gesture, Hume instantly understood.The layout of the entire square is the same as that of the theater. The gallows as the stage is located on the south side. Therefore, in order to maintain order in the square and protect the city lord couple on the stand, most of the guards and those masters are on the north side, while the south side is a small two-story building. Building, less than ten meters away from the gallows.

So the two sides split their hearts, Lude took Aina to leave the square, and came to the two-story building at the southern end to stand by, while Hume returned to the gallows, where several guards were tying thick ropes to the fallen leaves' limbs.

Hume blinked at the fallen leaves, then pulled out his saber violently.

"What are you doing..."

"Go down you!"

Involuntarily, Hume kicked up and kicked the captain of the guard standing on the edge of the platform directly, then raised his two swords "shua shua", slashed the two guards who were tying the rope, and lifted one of them with one hand, Throwing him horizontally like throwing a sandbag, he instantly hit a group of guards who wanted to rush up, and cleared the field directly on the stage. .

"Falling leaves, shake them up, like swinging on a swing!"

As Hume said, he pressed the mechanism of the gallows, and the thing under the fallen leaf fell down immediately, and the whole person was suspended in the air.Although she didn't understand why her master god wanted to throw herself up in this state, she still did it without hesitation.As a result, the onlookers under the stage saw a very shocking scene, screamed in fright and even fell into a coma on the spot.

I saw the "rebellious" guards holding double swords to block the stairs. Relying on the advantage of the terrain, one man guards the gate and ten thousand men cannot open it.As for the fallen leaves that were hung up by the gallows, not only did they not die, but they also shook vigorously like a live fish that had been caught, as if they were swinging on the hanging rope.

At this time, on the side of the viewing platform, which was nearly 30 meters apart, the city owner and his wife were also dumbfounded at the moment.As soon as the bodyguards saw Hume showing off his skills, they recognized that he was a genuine high-ranking soldier, and it was absolutely impossible for him to be some unknown little guard.

But just as they were about to rush up, they were stopped by the panicked city lord.In the eyes of this fat couple, their little lives are more precious than anything else!

In desperation, a few masters who collect money and sell their lives can only guard the city lord and his wife, watching Hume not far away killing all directions, while the fallen leaves are already swinging quite high at the moment, and their necks are strong beyond imagine.

"Damn it! Didn't you hang yourself?"

Because the scene in front of them was too common sense, several experts also looked at it with a look of bewilderment.

You must know that this world is a typical "high magic and low martial arts". Although warriors also have some skills similar to fighting spirit and martial arts, their upper limit of strength is far lower than that of magicians, let alone priests who can borrow divine power.

Seeing that the fallen leaves had swayed back and forth into a nearly semicircular fan, Hume looked at the right time and threw a sword back, cutting off the hanging rope of the gallows. roof.

Seeing this, Hume no longer confronted the guards. He threw a large smoke bomb with a flick of his hand, turned around and jumped into the crowd, using the chaos and smoke, dodged left and right a few times before disappearing.

Seeing the condemned prisoner being robbed right in front of him, the city lord and his wife in the stands scolded the guards for their incompetence, while shrinking behind several masters, fearing that there would be an assassination against them next time.

On the other side, the fallen leaves that smashed through the roof landed in front of Lude and Aina impartially, and the dust splashed made both of them a little ashamed, and they looked at each other in a daze.

"Don't be nervous, we are Hume's helpers."

Seeing that the fallen leaves were about to struggle, Lu De quickly identified himself, and then took out a knife to cut off the ropes that bound his hands.

At this time, the sound of guards breaking in came from downstairs.Lu De had already stunned the head of the household beforehand, and then sealed the stairs with a cabinet.The guards rushing up were blocked by a pile of sundries, and could only see through the gap that two thieves' companions were helping the fallen leaves to untie them.

"Stop! Don't run!"

"Idiots don't run away, I won't play with you anymore."

Deliberately letting the guards see the faces of the three people on his side clearly through the obstacles, Lude turned his head and took Aina and Luo Ye with him, jumped through the window into the alley behind the building, and ran wildly along the winding path. And the pursuers behind him still pursued him relentlessly.

The three of them ran to an empty corner, and Lude glanced back. It should be a few minutes before the guards chased him, so he pulled out a linen priest robe from his backpack, and put it on deftly. Aina took off Hume's smile to reveal her true face, and then took off her coat to reveal the nun's clothes inside. Luther then took the mask she handed over and turned into an elder with white beard and hair on the spot.

End of this chapter

The whole disguise process took only a minute. Lu De, who had changed his outfit, saw the fallen leaves beside him and was still stunned. The sound of pursuers approaching was heard not far away, so he couldn't help but pat him.

"Don't be dazed, change quickly!"

"oh oh……"

Under Lu De's reminder, Luo Ye finally came to her senses, and then in front of the other two people present, her originally tall and strong body shrank rapidly like a balloon leaking, from a bearded man with a leopard head and ring eyes, Transformed into a very petite and slender black-haired girl, this time it was Lude's turn to be stunned.

"Master, the pursuers are here."

"Prepare, start!"

Hearing Aina's reminder, Lu De made gestures, then plopped himself into the pile of debris beside him, and Aina also entered the scene a second later, pounced over and shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Master! What's wrong with you, Master!"

Almost the moment Aina started howling, a large group of town guards rushed over from the other side of the corner.In their eyes, although there were three people at the scene, none of them were the fugitives they were looking for.

An old priest who was knocked down, a crying young nun, and a little girl who looked like she was scared out of her wits.

At this time, the old priest struggled to get up, raised his hand tremblingly and pointed to another alley, and said to the guard out of breath.

"Over there... over there..."

"Chase!"

The guard captain who led the team gave an order, and led a group of his subordinates to chase out in the direction of Lude's finger, and disappeared in front of their eyes in a blink of an eye.

As soon as the other party left, Lu De quickly got up, patted the dust off his body, and said to Fallen Leaves like a normal person.

"follow me."

"..."

Without much effort, the three of them left the city smoothly.Although the guards at the gate had strengthened their guards and strictly checked everyone who went out of the city, it was a pity that they recognized the wrong person.

Before Lude deliberately showed his face in front of the guards, Luo Ye was a bearded man, and Aina used a mask to pretend to be a man.Although Lu De showed his own face, he also put on some makeup and a beard, making himself look at least 20 years older than his physical body.

So now he changed his appearance and walked out swaggeringly under the watchful eyes of the guards.

A group of people left the city and headed north along the forest path.After walking not far, he ran into a familiar figure not far ahead.

"Yo! Isn't the speed slow!"

Under a big tree by the roadside, Hume leaned on the trunk, gnawing on an apple leisurely.Thief God is a god after all, even if her strength drops sharply, if she just wants to run away, no one can stop her from Unos.

Seeing Hume, Fallen Leaf was undoubtedly the most excited. She rushed forward and knelt down in front of Hume with a plop.

"Master, I'm sorry! I have let you down."

Rubbing the fallen leaf's hair affectionately, and lifting her up from the ground, Hume showed a very gentle smile on his face.Fallen Leaf was the last envoy left by Hume's side after his disaster. After so many years of being together, Lude felt that even if they suddenly kissed now, revealing the attributes of "Master and Servant Lily", he seemed not unacceptable.

"I'm sorry to disturb the two of you, what shall we say next? Why don't you two go to Songshu Village with me for a few days to avoid the limelight?"

"You and the little guy's temple, I will definitely go to see it, but Unos still has some finishing touches to deal with, let's leave it alone, I will find you then."

"In this case, there will be a period later."

Lu De didn't hesitate, and turned around to leave after speaking.Seeing this guy's straightforwardness, Hume suddenly smiled, and a slightly "malicious" thought suddenly popped up in his heart.

"Speaking of which, you have done a great favor to a goddess this time, and it seems unreasonable to owe you a favor. Why don't I give you some extra rewards!"

"Oh! What is it?"

As soon as he heard that there was an "extra reward", Lude suddenly regained his spirits.The goddess in distress is also a goddess, and there must be some artifacts at hand. Lu De thought that it would be a good idea to get another one.But when he turned around, he found that Hume had quietly leaned forward.

Without giving Lude any chance to react, Hume reached out and gently lifted his chin, and the artifact mask came off immediately, revealing Lude's true face, and then Hume kissed him without saying a word.

"Woooo..."

This sudden kiss frightened everyone present except Hume himself. Luo Ye and Aina's jaws dropped from shock, while Lude's jaw couldn't drop because his mouth was still being bitten by the other party!

This kiss lasted for a full minute, and when Hume raised his head, there was still a glittering and translucent filament at the corner of his mouth.The way Sister Heipi licked her lips lightly with the tip of her tongue had a fatal charm enough to kill a virgin.

"Not bad! You have a sweet little mouth."

"Ouch, I..."

"Okay, that's all, I'm leaving first!"

Leaving behind the bewildered Lude and Aina, Hume turned around very coolly, picked up the stunned fallen leaves, and disappeared in front of the two of them.When Lude came back to his senses, the goddess had been gone for a long time.

"I'm... Is this being taken advantage of by a female hooligan?"

After receiving an unexpected "thank you gift" from Hume, Lude led Aina all the way north, hoping to dare to reach the nearest village before dark, and meet Ron and the others there.

But as he walked, Lude suddenly noticed that Aina was always staring at him with a strange expression, as if there was something on his face.

"Why do you keep looking at me like that?"

"Master, have you been cursed by that dishonest woman?"

"What are you talking about! Why can't you curse?"

"But I see you've been giggling since just now, especially like Bambino in the village... woolulu..."

Hearing Aina say this about herself, Lude immediately put on a straight face, stretched out his hands and pinched the other's tender and smooth little face fiercely.Babinuo is an eight-year-old mentally handicapped child in Songshu Village. He was born with mental retardation. He likes to squat at the entrance of the village and smile silly at every passing villager.

So in order to maintain his dignity as a teacher, Lu De decided to let this little nun who was getting skinnier and skinnier, use her flesh (lian) body (dan) to thoroughly remember how to respect the teacher!

"Sibu (Master)... I rub it (I was wrong)!"

End of this chapter

After two and a half days, Lude and his party finally returned to Pine Tree Village, where they had been away for a week.When the villagers learned that the priest was back, they rushed to tell each other and rushed to the village entrance to greet him.

In addition to welcoming them and their group back safely, I also asked the priest to make an update and ask him when he will tell everyone about the follow-up of "The Goddess Story". The whole village, young and old, can't wait!

After returning from this trip to Unos, Lude is going to spend a winter perfecting his church and building a school at the same time.

As a time traveler, Lude attaches great importance to education. Although from the perspective of preaching, the more ignorant the common people are, the more beneficial they are, but preaching is just a means for Luther to fight religion with religion, not an end. His ultimate goal will always be to To develop better lives for ourselves and others.

However, the amount of paper, pen and ink brought back this time is not much. If a thousand sheets of paper are spread out, each child who comes to school will be divided into less than [-] sheets, and the pen and ink will not be able to be shared by each person, let alone he himself. use.So Lu De could only take out a few pieces of paper and a pen on the second day of his return, and let these peasant children experience the feeling of writing with a pen and paper.

Seeing the excitement of these children taking turns to write their names, Lu De secretly made up his mind that when the conditions in the village get better in the coming year, he will encourage the villagers to build a paper mill.Firstly, it can be used by oneself, and secondly, it can be sold to the outside world. Paper can be regarded as a kind of "light luxury" here.

Before we knew it, another week passed, and the weather on the border was getting colder day by day. The first snow came quietly when people were sleeping, completely invading the land into a vast expanse of whiteness overnight.

If it was in previous years, the villagers would choose to stay at home, minimize outdoor activities, and exercise indoors as long as they can, so as not to consume a lot of calories. Come up, hungry too fast.

However, the situation this year is different. The village has a bumper harvest, and the food reserves are guaranteed. Not long ago, they just joined forces to fight (scare) away a group of quite powerful bandits. The morale and cohesion of the villagers are unprecedentedly high. They are filled with joy and confidence.

And as long as people are in the mood, they will become willing to move.

Ever since, keenly aware that the villagers began to have social needs, Lu De immediately did what he liked, repaired the hall of the temple, and provided it to the villagers for free as the activity center in winter.

Thanks to Lude's meticulous restoration, the temple hall is not only warm and comfortable, but also very bright.Because Lude discovered that there is a relatively low-level exorcism enchantment in divine arts, which can form a permanent light source. As long as it is not damaged by evil forces, it will continue to glow, and the brightness will never fade.

Ordinary priests use this divine technique, usually to suppress resentful spirits or prevent evil spirits from invading.As a result, it was in the hands of Lu De, who used it to make LED lights to add indoor light sources to the temple.

So the villagers found that the temple is not only bright and comfortable, but there is free berry tea to drink, and the stories told by the priest are good, and there is nothing to do in winter, so they really like staying here.

On this day, as usual, most of the villagers in Pine Tree Village gathered at the side of the temple. In the first few rows, Lude was teaching the children, and in the back sat a lot of villagers who came to warm up, or took a nap with their heads down, or Chatting with each other about homework in a low voice.