Goddess Wanhua Mirror

At this time, he suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a huge lump hidden in the quilt, so he carefully opened a corner of the quilt first, and was immediately stunned by the sight in front of him.

"You, why are you here?"

Under Lude's bed, Shanis, who was completely naked, curled up like a cat.Because Lu De lifted the quilt and let in a bit of cold air, Shanis who was awakened sat up with a sigh of relief, exposing her voluptuous figure and skin to Lu De without reservation, and said that it was easy Words that make people want to be crooked.

"thanks for treatment."

"Wait a minute! What did you do to me last night?"

Hearing Shanisi's words, Lu De quickly lifted the quilt, and the linen shorts were still on his body, and the little friend was also very energetic as usual, without showing any signs of fatigue.

At this time, someone knocked on the door, and Hume's voice came from outside.

"Hi! Are you there? Is Shanis with you?"

"Her, her..."

The situation in front of him made Lu De a little confused. In addition, when he just woke up, his brain was actually turning on, so he hesitated for a long time, not knowing what to say. Even his eyes betrayed his brain, unconsciously looking at Shanisi. Glance between the legs.

so far so good!No extra parts.

Perhaps hearing something from Lude's slightly flustered voice, Hume pushed the door open and broke in. Seeing the situation of one person and one god in the room, he couldn't help laughing.

"Can't tell! You're pretty quick."

"Oh no...my...I didn't do anything!"

After gesturing for a long time, Lu De didn't know how to explain it, because even he himself was still in a daze at the moment, and he didn't know whether he was a beast last night, or was it worse than a beast?

Fortunately, Hume didn't deliberately tease him this time, but asked Lude seriously.

"You must have dreamed last night, right? I had the kind of dream that is not suitable for speaking, am I right?"

"Is it about her?"

Lude pointed to Shanisi, and Hume nodded immediately, indicating that this is also one of Shanisi's abilities. She can make people within a certain range around her have sex dreams, and then have desires in their sleep, which are absorbed by Shanisi.

As for why Shanis would crawl into Luther's bed naked in the middle of the night, this only shows that his dream last night was really exciting!

"A young man of seventeen or eighteen years old is indeed full of brains, sister, I can understand!"

"I beg you to stop talking, thank you..."

For Lude, this is undoubtedly a bad morning. Shanisi has just been here for the first day, and he has given him a big job, and according to Hume, if he can't find a way to "feed him" as soon as possible "She, when she is hungry to a certain extent, she will "explode" herself!"

However, Lu De also knew that he could not completely refer to the old astrologer Perseus to preach to Shanisi.

The old man only cares about his own pleasure, and doesn't even consider whether the believers who are the audience can suffer.If Luther took over Shanis, she would have to modify her god image to a certain extent, but not too much, otherwise it would be like creating a new god directly.

And another question that has been bothering Lude is whether he can hold multiple positions and be the priest of several sects at the same time.

In fact, long ago, Lu De had considered the issue of future development. The God of Medicine Sect he founded could not just stay in the remote mountain village of Songshu Village forever. challenge.

So Lu De has been thinking, when he contacts with various sects, can he win over some of them, he can't be like Long Aotian, meeting gods and killing gods all the way to run over all sects, right?

Later, Lude met Hume, and learned a lot of secrets and pasts about the gods from the mouth of this veteran god.

Lude discovered that the so-called gods in this world obviously live by absorbing the beliefs provided by mortals, but they have never deeply understood the production mechanism and principle of spiritual energy such as belief.

This is like the nobles who eat bread, but never care about the growth of wheat and the way of bread. They only think about simply expanding the territory and the number of people, but they don't consider improving the planting technology at all.

However, most gods actually have a conceptual misunderstanding, that is, there is an upper limit to the total amount of beliefs that each mortal can produce.That's why the cake is so big, and if other gods take up more, they will definitely get less.

It was this kind of concept that led to the outbreak of the War of the Gods. Today's various sects are not so much awakened as they are scared, so they have restrained each other a lot, but the struggle and hostility still exist.

When preaching, many sects deliberately emphasize "loyalty" to their believers, requiring believers to believe in only one god. Half-heartedness will anger the gods and lead to punishment, artificially creating a psychological burden on believers.

However, after continuous observation and groping, Lu De discovered that there may be no so-called "upper limit" in belief. The more you produce, the less you produce depends only on how well you mobilize the believers' emotions.It's like the water in the sponge, the cleavage of a girl, there will always be a squeeze.

The most typical example is that the last time the bandits attacked, the women and children who retreated to the temple, the faith generated by one night's prayer was more than the sum of the previous months, which gave Luther the condition to create God trace.

Therefore, Lude felt that if the differences and contradictions among various gods and sects could be eliminated, the gods of this world could form a mythology system like many non-monotheistic myths on the earth, and everyone would prosper and coexist, forming a destiny community.

But considering the actual situation, if you really want to achieve this goal, at least as far as Lude is concerned at this stage, he still doesn't have that strength at all.

End of this chapter

Glancing at the calendar, Lu De found that today is Saturday, and there are no classes during the holidays, and most of the villagers will not come over until the afternoon, so he has time to make more preparations.

It happened that Hume was very interested in Lude's way of preaching, and she was fine for the time being, so she insisted on observing it.

"Aren't you going to help the village train the militia?"

"Please! We just arrived yesterday, can't we take a rest for a day or two after the journey is exhausting? You are busy with your work, and I will watch from the side."

Looking at Hume, who made it clear that he was coming to "steal the teacher", Lu De thought that it would be fine, if you can learn the Thief, then it is your skill.

Contrary to Hume's expectations, Lude's so-called "missionary preparation" is not as she guessed, preparing all kinds of weird magic weapons, or using his rich pharmacy knowledge like the old astrologer Knowledge, concocting drugs that can cause hallucinations.

He simply made a cup of berry tea, then picked up a pen and paper, sat there quietly... and wrote fairy tales.

"You...you rely on this to preach?"

"Otherwise? Don't underestimate the charm of the story. As long as your story is interesting and attractive enough, it can spread the thoughts and ideas you want to spread more efficiently, and those boring doctrines and creeds will only make people as Believers in the audience feel lethargic."

"Then what is the actual effect?"

"You will know when I start the storytelling in the afternoon."

Signaling Hume not to disturb himself, Lude began to conceive the "Goddess Story" to be told today.And thanks to the fact that he is in a different world, he can now be said to be the ultimate body of Wen Chaogong, and even Disney's legal department, which is frightened by everyone on the other side of the earth, may not be able to do anything to him.

So purely for the sake of efficiency and saving trouble, Lu De directly copied many stories from the other side of the earth, and took them out with minor changes and localization.

But the story I'm going to write today is different from the previous ones.Because Lude only needed to push one "God of Medicine" before, but now he must try to add a new "linkage role", so that Shanisi and Hume can appear harmoniously and be accepted by believers who listen to the story.

Ever since, Lu De made up a "love story" on the spot.

The mortal characters in the story are a beautiful girl and two young men who like her, but of the two young men, one really likes the girl, while the other is just greedy for her body.

One day, the girl was ill and needed to take a legendary magic medicine "Isatidis root" to recover. The young man who was moved sincerely asked the God of Medicine for help.But the other guy left mercilessly when the girl was sick, and then shamelessly entangled the girl after she recovered, and even ran to seek help from the god of love and desire, Saburkorn Yenis, in an attempt to make the other party feel better by offering money to the goddess. Use divine power to change the girl's mind, so that she likes herself.

But the God of Eros, Sabul Cohen Yenis, and the God of Medicine, Evelina, are good sisters. She has learned the truth from the God of Medicine, so the God of Eros did not help him just because the scumbag offered him gold. Instead, he went down to earth and transformed into a beautiful black-haired beauty to personally bless the man and woman who truly loved each other, and then transformed into a terrifying monster to cast divine punishment in the scumbag's dream.

In this new story, the God of Medicine is still an iron-clad friend of justice, selflessly helping those believers with good intentions and sincerity, while Shanisi’s true deity, Shabul Cohen Yenis, appears on the stage as the "God of Lust", Played the role of punishing traitors.

Using this story, Lude changed Shanisi from "God of Desire" to "God of Eros". Although there is only one word difference, the concept of the god position has undergone considerable changes.

In the original version of the old astrologer Purseus, Shanisi represented human desires, because the old man knew very well that mortal desires are endless, this is the simplest and purest, but also the strongest, covering The scope is the widest, but the overall meaning is somewhat negative.

After Ludd's improvement, desire was specific to love and lust, and the goddess was given two sides.

When facing those mortal couples who really love each other, the goddess will show them in a beautiful female form, wishing the lovers will get married and have a baby early, but when facing those scumbags who always abandon and play with other people's feelings , she would transform into a gigantic, nameless tentacle monster, punishing them for their evil deeds by giving them constant nightmares.

The reason for this setting is to ensure that there is enough commonality between the two versions before and after, so as not to change too much and directly create another new god, and Lude does not think that the appearance of the monster will definitely change. Is a defect, the key is to see how you explain.

It's normal for ordinary people to be afraid of monsters, but if you tell them that the monster is not a bad person, but a special incarnation of the goddess to punish the bad people, as long as you don't do bad things, the goddess sister will not use this horrible image To scare you, everyone will easily accept this setting.

It took nearly two hours for Lude to write the story, and then repaired and polished some of the plots, and the final draft was completed.

He has already written quite a few similar stories, all of which are properly recorded and stored in a wooden box. After a certain amount has been accumulated in the future, he will compile them into volumes and find a way to promote them as missionary books.

Hume stayed on the sidelines and watched Lude make up the story. She had to admit that the story was really interesting, and the story was full of twists and turns, especially when the rich yellow-haired scumbag brought a big bag of gold coins to beg the goddess to help change the girl's mind. , the money bag placed in front of the statue disappeared in a burst of golden light, which really made people sweat, for fear that the story would develop towards the tragic line of "never going back again".

Fortunately, the final ending was a happy one. The God of Eros did not help the scumbag to get what he wanted, but blessed the sincere person, and then turned into a terrifying monster in the scumbag's dream, using his sticky tentacles to wipe the The bag of gold coins that was accepted was stuffed into the scumbag's "new ass" intact.

Although the description of this part makes people feel a little uncomfortable, it is very vengeful and has a hint of warning.

However, Hume was more or less skeptical. Using storytelling instead of pronouncing teachings, could it really have unexpected miraculous effects as Lude said?

End of this chapter

Before the villagers came, Lude, who had written the story, planned to clean the temple first, make it clean, and then open to welcome guests.

Hume on the side saw that he had been busy spinning around since he opened his eyes in the morning. Just as he felt in his heart that this kid is really a capable and hardworking person, he saw Lude who got up and shouted out the door.

"Aina, start working!"

"Here we come, master."

"..."

Under the watchful eyes of Hume Jiong, Aina ran over with a bucket full of water in one hand and a broom and mop in the other, and behind her, Shani Si and Luoye were staring at the rag that Aina had just handed them with very confused eyes.

Hume thought that a blasphemer of the level of Purseus was too much, but he did not expect that his apprentice was even worse.

For a general denomination, Lude's behavior at the moment is [-]% blasphemy, even calling his own goddess around as a laborer.And seeing Aina's proficiency, it's obvious that she has done it many times.

There are many people and the efficiency is fast, and the temple, which is not dirty at all, was quickly cleaned up. Lude even opened a few windows for ventilation.

At this moment, Hume noticed that snowflakes were falling again in the overcast sky outside, and the windows were blown by the cold wind.

In such a ghostly weather, Hume didn't think that many villagers would be willing to go out to the temple to listen to some fairy tales against the wind and snow, but after only a few hours, almost two-thirds of the villagers in the hall could be filled. It really slapped Hume in the face.

"Boy, are you really not on medicine?"

"I'm even more curious, why do you have such doubts?"

Glancing at Hume, Lude walked up to the altar as usual, and Aina hurriedly moved the stool, helped Lude to sit down, and then stood behind Lude with Shanisi on the left and right.

Seeing this, the villagers who came to listen to the story despite the heavy snow outside applauded unanimously. Hume, who was mixed in the crowd, was a little surprised to see that as soon as Lude just showed up, before he even started to speak, there was already More than half of the villagers began to shine light of faith.All these clusters of light converged into Aina's body, the little nun couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth slightly, while Shanis beside her showed a very greedy expression.

As usual, Lude would first lead the villagers present to pray to the goddess together, and then chatted with everyone as usual, asking about the physical condition of some old people and children.

The whole scene seemed joyful, not so much like a religious gathering, but more like an activity center for the elderly exchanging health-preserving experiences.

However, the period at the beginning didn't last very long, and Lu De quickly started today's topic under the eyes of the villagers who were looking forward to it.

"Today we are going to tell a story related to love. It is said that there used to be a village..."

Lu De was not from Tianjin in his previous life, but when he was in the police academy, he was stuffed into the Tianjin den by the school. There were eight people in a dormitory, except for him, they were all from Tianjin. After graduation, their accents all changed!

So although Lu De has never been to the Deyun Club for advanced studies, speaking, learning and singing seem to have been integrated into his genes along with his out-of-tune accent.It was a kind of comedic appeal accompanied by the tone of speech. Although the villagers didn't know what cross talk was, they just loved listening to the priest.

Since he knew the content of the story in advance, Hume, who was also listening, felt a little less fresh than the others, and could spare more attention to observe the changes in the villagers.

She found that since Lude started telling the story, the villagers in the hall quickly quieted down, listening attentively, and refused to reveal any details easily.And this kind of wholehearted devotion also made their emotions fully mobilized by Lude.

So with the development of the story, beliefs began to surge rapidly under the catalysis of emotions, especially when the men and women in the story were suffering, the audience generally subconsciously begged the goddess for help in their minds.

In the eyes of Hume, these phenomena are the light of faith that is continuously produced, and most of them are for Aina. Punish the "yellow-haired scumbag", a considerable number of believers began to generate dark blue beliefs, and then quickly flew to Shanisi.

This shows that some believers have accepted the god of love and lust incarnated by Shanisi in their consciousness, and then have a little worship, and this worship does not conflict with them being the believers of the god of medicine, but only increases The extra output was distributed to Shanisi.

Suddenly receiving faith, Shanis, who was listless, widened her eyes and looked at Lude with surprise. She has not received true faith for a long time. Although lust energy can also be used, it is not the same as True faith is absolutely incomparable.

It took more than an hour before and after Lude finally finished telling the story. The villagers present all showed satisfied expressions. Although they really wanted to hear another one, they saw that the old priest was already talking dry. , coughing continuously, somewhat distressed.

At this time, Lude suggested that everyone should sing the "hymn" together, and dedicate the singing to the benevolent God of Medicine and those fraternal gods who guard mankind like her, and pray that the coming year will still be smooth and rainy.

So Lu De raised his head, and more than 200 villagers in the hall hummed softly without accompaniment.The singing voice is mellow and soothing. It is the classic "elderly famous song" moved by Lu De from the other side of the earth - "Sunset Red". The lyrics were adapted locally by Lu De.

After a hymn was sung, the church was filled with a holy atmosphere, and Hume, who had been watching the whole process, was already admiring Luther's talent.

Although his small sect does not have many believers, there are only more than 400 people in this village, but the output of faith is surprisingly high, and it is not even as good as many temples in towns with thousands of believers.

It is also difficult for Aina to grow at an astonishing speed. With a capable priest like Lu De helping her run the sect, it is impossible for her to be hungry.

Of course there is the role of the original fire, but Lude's own strength is beyond doubt!Although this kid has no reverence for the gods, he is a rare missionary genius. He seems to have the ability to see through people's hearts, and his ability to control the emotions of believers can be called pure love.

And such an outstanding talent, no matter which sect's god discovers it, will become the target of the other party's efforts to win over.

Thinking of this, Hume could not help showing a smile on his face. She has been unlucky for 300 years, and now it is finally time for her to pick up the treasure!

End of this chapter

During the day, he watched how Lude preached, and Hume was very satisfied with his ability, even full of surprises!

With only a village of more than 400 people, and without using hallucinogens like the old astrologers, Lu De can achieve today's achievements only by relying on a solid tongue and some seemingly conventional means.

Hume couldn't imagine how powerful gods he would be able to cultivate if he handed over a city and a parish to Ludd in the future!

So that night, Hume once again threw an olive branch to Lude. His rich experience of walking in the world all year round and mingling in the middle and lower classes made Hume understand the world of mortals better than ordinary gods, so he is good at doing things flexibly.

She did not arrogantly ask Lu De to transfer to her sect, but offered to "bring funds into the group" and join the god system Lu De conceived.

To be honest, there are still quite a few followers of Hume. After all, there will always be thieves in this world no matter what time it is.Therefore, in terms of the audience of believers alone, Hume may have more than some major sects.