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Not only did he have to be cured, but he was also very impressed!

However, when Lude asked further about his condition, Hamilton, who was sitting opposite him, was very resistant and did not want to cooperate with the treatment at all.

The grumpy old mage didn't want to find a priest at first, but now an old man who was in the same grade as himself came, not to mention that he would get out of here after finishing the magic spell, and he was still asking here and there, only asking about the private things that made him ashamed to speak, This annoyed Hamilton so much that he wanted to rub a fireball and throw it over, so that the other party would know how healthy his body was... except for the burning pain in his ass.

Hamilton is very clear that this is an old problem of his own. It is all caused by his eating habits and spicy taste. He is satisfied with the top but suffers from the bottom. After getting older, it goes from bad to worse, torturing him to death.

In the past few years, it is not that the old magician has never thought of curing his painful and embarrassing illness once and for all, but he is a great magician specializing in fire, and the field of healing is not his specialty. People, no matter herbal medicine, magic or awesome magic, at most, it will be relieved for a while, and it will relapse after a while.

What made the old man furious the most was that he had often been maliciously ridiculed by the religious circles because of this inconvenient problem.

Magic and divine art have been hostile to each other since ancient times. Magicians think that the divine arts of priests are given by the gods, and things that are not their own are not real skills. Priests think that magicians are just jealous, and magicians always lose more when fighting on both sides Win less, purely out of balance!

And hot tempered.The outspoken Hamilton, as the top boss in the magic world, has always been at the forefront of the confrontation.

He may not be the most capable of fighting among all magicians, but he is definitely the one who can speak the most fragrant.As a result, when he was old, he had to humbly ask for help from his old enemies who had been sprayed in the past because of this problem, which made him, an old troll, feel a little embarrassed.

Hamilton still remembers that three years ago, the relationship between the two parties eased and there was a short honeymoon period.In order to establish a good relationship with the three-person tower of the famous magic school, the Pope of the Holy Church of Light offered to help Hamilton cure his chronic illness.

The high-level holy healing performed by the Pope himself was indeed extraordinary. Not only did Hamilton immediately feel no pain in his buttocks, he even grew black hair on the spot, making him feel as if he had aged many years.

However, the good times didn't last long. After less than half a year, Hamilton's chronic illness resurfaced again.However, the Pope of the Holy Cult of Light refused to admit that it was his own magical skills that were not good enough. Instead, he told the outside world that it was because of Hamilton's long-term statements of contempt for the gods that he had such a difficult problem.

If you really want to eradicate the disease, you must sincerely repent to the gods for your sins. Only in this way can you get real salvation.

The other party's stinky and shameless remarks made the angry old mage almost come to the house and demolish the Pope's house, which finally made everyone unhappy

After this unpleasant experience, although Hamilton suffered from illness several times before and after, but because of his face, he gritted his teeth in other ways and tried not to go to those hypocritical priests until he met this time. Said that the most violent attack in his life, Hamilton, who could not change his face even in the face of thousands of troops, really couldn't bear it!

Originally, he wanted to drive people away, but Hamilton's face suddenly changed as soon as he got excited, and even his hands holding the staff trembled slightly.

Seeing this, Lu De quickly motioned him not to get angry, and then used a low-level lay on hands to help him relieve the pain a little.

"Old man, don't be so excited. I hope to determine the cause first, so that I can help you treat it. There is no other meaning."

"I, I don't need you to determine the cause of the disease. I have seen priests of a higher level than you, and I have tried the highest level of holy healing, but it doesn't work!"

"It must be that their method is wrong. I guess you should also know that most priests can only use magic arts and don't understand medicine. This has nothing to do with their level, it's just a lack of professional knowledge. Please also believe me , because I am not just a priest."

In front of Hamilton, Lude began to introduce some of his ideas and methods in the medical field.Although on the other side of the earth, he may not even be qualified to be a barefoot doctor in the countryside, but at least he is hundreds of years ahead of this side in many concepts, so it makes sense.

Although Hamilton does not understand medicine like most priests, as a top magician, he himself can be regarded as a "senior intellectual" in this world. Therefore, he may not be able to fully understand Lude's words, but He could still understand more or less, so he quickly realized that the shabby-dressed old priest in front of him might really have something, so he couldn't help but ask.

"Which sect do you belong to?"

"The God of Medicine Sect."

"I haven't heard of it!"

"It's just a little-known sect, but since the one we believe in is known as the god of medicine, it is the duty of our believers to cure diseases and save lives, and in our teachings, we are required to care for patients' bodies and emotions. , so as long as the patient requests and the situation permits, we will not disclose any information about the patient's condition to the outside world."

After Lude finished speaking, he smiled and looked at Hamilton. He believed that the other party must have understood the key points of what he just said.Hamilton hesitated again and again, and his originally very resistant attitude finally softened.

"Then, it's up to you, Your Excellency."

End of this chapter

Because of Lude's seemingly sincere attitude, Hamilton was skeptical at last, and finally began to cooperate with the treatment, revealing the cause and process of his illness this time.

Hamilton passed through the town of Unos last month, and was warmly received by the local lord's family. The other party heard that he always liked spicy food, so he took out several spices from far away and foreign places, and made a very spicy spicy broth. entertain him.

Hamilton ate very well at that time. He was addicted to spicy food in his life. He had never eaten such a strong spicy food. So he ignored the dissuasion of his disciples and had a drink to his heart's content. After picking up the seeds of these spices, I plan to go back and find some people to plant some.

Ever since, the old mage felt extremely happy because he didn't shut up, and suffered retribution that night. When he squatted in the tub, he felt unprecedented sourness, as if someone had released the forbidden fire spell in his place.

This meal caused Hamilton to suffer for more than half a month. He took medicine before and after and consulted the local priest of Unos, but it was only able to relieve the symptoms with very limited effect, and the situation was worse than any previous time. .

According to Hamilton's description of the spices, Lude judged that there should be chili and Chinese prickly ash, which are very common seasonings in the eyes of people on earth. Lude has traveled for more than a year. He heard it from other people, otherwise he would have thought that there was no such thing here.

The cause of Hamilton's illness can be simply classified as "short mouth", and it can even be described as "serving it"!

Knowing that I have an anorectal problem, I still can't control my mouth and insist on eating spicy food, which can be called a textbook self-inflicted crime.There are certainly problems with the priest's treatment method, but with his unscrupulous way of eating, ordinary people really can't cure him in various senses!

However, considering that the patient in front of him is the pinnacle of mortals, even with the current debuff brought by hemorrhoids, he, a half-baked priest, is still far from being the opponent of the opponent. Lu De didn't really say what was in his heart. Forcing the relationship between doctors and patients must maintain harmony.

"Mr. Priest, is there really any cure for my illness?"

"Theoretically... yes! But with all due respect, your eating habits are also one of the main causes of recurrent attacks. Can't you restrain yourself a little and eat a lighter diet?"

"I, I have only this hobby in my life. If I am not allowed to eat it, wouldn't life be worse than death?"

"If you are like this now, don't you think that life is better than death?"

"Uh……"

Lude was speechless for a while when asked, Lude scratched his face in embarrassment.

"Let's do this! I'll treat your illness first, and I'll talk about the taboo later. Come on! Please lie down first and lift your butt up."

"Wait a minute! What are you doing?"

"Of course it's to see a doctor!"

"Then why are you looking at my ass?"

"You have a problem with your butt, of course you have to look at your butt, what's the use of me looking at your face?"

It can be seen that Hamilton is very resistant to being looked at buttocks, and Lude learned through further inquiries that although the old man has also found some pharmacists, he has always used oral medicine and refused to use any medicine that needs to be applied directly. ointment on the affected area.

Knowing this situation, Lu De was even more speechless.

"Forget it, you can get down first. Don't worry, you don't need to take off your pants."

Thanks to many experiments in ignorance of Aina's protests, Lude discovered many wonderful uses of divine arts through self-exploration. Obviously, as long as the user can spend more time studying this skill, many very efficient healing methods can be developed. , but most of the priests, under the guidance of the seniors of the sect, will only follow the old methods passed down by the older generation of priests.

But this is not incomprehensible. After all, not all priests are like Lude, who can drain their own gods without being limited by the number of times they can be used.

Under Lude's repeated urging, Hamilton finally reluctantly lay down on the cushion.Lude first used a probing technique that was a variation of lay on hands, and thin rays of light emerged from his palm, penetrating through his clothes and flesh to reach Hamilton's affected area.

As a great magician, the old man is naturally very sensitive to the direct intrusion of this kind of magical energy. Although it doesn't hurt, it feels very weird.And Lude was so shocked by the situation detected by the divine magic that it is difficult to describe in words.

"Turtle! This is the ass that a human can have!"

Judging from the results of the investigation, the old magician's condition is serious enough that even the best Sichuan anorectal doctor on the earth can't deal with it. Thanks to the inspection technique, it's not a speculum, it's not looking directly with the naked eye. Otherwise Ludd would have to spit it out.

"It's a big job to get started!"

Stretching out his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, Lu De began to use divine techniques for treatment. The specific method was to concentrate on controlling the divine power and perform a minimally invasive operation on the affected area.The tentacles of light that penetrated into the old mage's body will first release the holy light to burn, cut off hemorrhoids and festering lesions, and then repair the wounds with micro-lay on hands in seconds to restore a healthy body.

For such a miraculous operation, there is a concept on the earth but no corresponding technology has been developed yet, while there is a technology that can achieve this effect in another world, but no one has such a concept.

Under Lude's micromanagement, the old magician's dilapidated anus was repaired piece by piece.Feeling the long-lost comfort, the old man's originally frowning brows slowly eased, and he even groaned subconsciously.

"Oh! Ouch! A little further in... yes, yes..."

"Master, I'm concentrating, can I trouble you to shut up?"

The whole "surgery" lasted about 10 minutes. The tired Lude was sweating profusely, and the divine power consumed for this was far more than ordinary lay on hands. If there is no accident, it's time for Aina to ask him to protest again.

The moment the operation was completed, Lude and Hamilton breathed a sigh of relief almost at the same time.The old mage can feel it without asking. This treatment is by no means comparable to any previous treatment. It is not simply that the pain is temporarily relieved, but that the whole person feels completely relaxed.

Therefore, when Hamilton got up again, his attitude and tone of speech towards Lude became significantly more polite.

"Amazing! My lord priest, your treatment method is really an eye-opener for the old man. I don't know where it is better than the pope of the holy religion. Please forgive my initial rudeness, my humble Hamilton, it is three Chief Great Magician of the Human Tower, dare to ask Your Majesty's name?"

"Lude, a priest from the far east".

End of this chapter

Although Hamilton's butt was completely cured, Lude still reminded the other party that he didn't ask him to give up his spicy food habit completely, but he had to change his previous bad eating habits and control it more or less, otherwise these old people would It won't be long before the bug returns.

Facing Lude's admonition, the old magician repeatedly said yes, saying that he would definitely change.But Lu De glanced at the expression of the little apprentice next to him who didn't believe his mentor at all, so he didn't hold much hope in his heart.

In order to thank Lude for his "life-saving grace", Hamilton took out a whole box of gold coins from the compartment on the spot, saying that he would give Lude a reward, and promised to owe him a favor, and he could do something for him unconditionally in the future. As long as you can do what you can, you will not refuse.

For this result, Lude can be said to be quite satisfied.In order to show his high-spirited and honest doctor's benevolence, Lu De resolutely only charged his hardware treatment fee, and did not charge any more.After all, Hamilton's identity is there, and if he can get his friendship, it's a good deal.

But at this time Lude suddenly remembered that the other party had said before that he got some spice seeds from the Lord Unos.And Lude, who is a celestial traveler, is also a master who loves to eat, and has long wanted to improve his current dietary problems.

Songshu Village is located at the border, and all the salt they eat is mineral salt, and there are only a few kinds of seasonings that can be used for cooking, so the local diet is very light.

So Lu De euphemistically said that he is actually a person who loves spicy food, so he wanted to share some seeds from Hamilton.When the old magician heard that he was in the same interest, he gave half of it to him without further ado.

Just like that, the two old men got out of the car talking and laughing. Jie Gang, who was guarding outside, saw their blushing and brotherly expressions, and couldn't help feeling a little curious about what happened in the car before.

"Master, is your... better?"

"Okay! It's all good! Today is really a surprise, let everyone be polite to this true master, it's amazing, it's really amazing!"

After saying several times in a row, Hamilton had a bright smile on his face, walking lightly, as if he would take off when he followed!Jie Gang and the others looked at each other for a while, but since Hamilton said so, it must be that this plainly dressed old priest must be a master of the world!

That night, Hamilton and his party stayed in the village, while at the temple, Lude and Hume were summarizing the information they had obtained today.

When Luther treated Hamilton during the day, he did not hear from the other party about the purpose of their group running to the border of the kingdom, but Hume managed to learn from a young knight who wanted to show off in front of her. The purpose of this trip is to enter the virtual forest.If it hadn't been for Hamilton's sudden illness and the delay in Unos for some days, they might have been on their way back now.

"Specially choose to enter the forest after winter... why?"

"Probably for some kind of high-level monster, otherwise Hamilton wouldn't be here."

"Monster?"

The so-called "monsters", according to this world, are actually wild animals that have mutated under the influence of magic elements.Most of them are single individuals, and a few with a certain reproductive ability will form a community, not an independent species.

To put it simply, just like magicians among humans, they become monsters because they have higher aptitude than the same kind and can use magic.

It is worth mentioning that a small number of non-human advanced intelligent creatures were once classified as monsters by humans. The most typical example of this is the dragon clan. Special abilities not possessed.

In the past few days since Lude came to Pine Tree Village, he has also seen some monster-like creatures wandering in the wasteland outside the village from a distance. They have gorgeous and exaggerated appearance, which makes people think of "Kill Matt Noble".

Hume told Lude that under normal circumstances, huge high-level monsters will choose to hibernate in winter to reduce their own consumption, and humans use this characteristic to attack those high-level monsters in winter in order to take advantage of their hibernation During this time the activity declines.

The group of silver-winged knights who came here were all masters, plus Hamilton, the "army-breaking mage" who was famous for his powerful pyro-explosive magic, the targets these people wanted to deal with were definitely not ordinary little things.

After roughly inferring the goals of these people, both Lude and Hume felt that it was better not to interfere as much as possible for the sake of safety. Sending gifts out of the country counts as completing the task.

However, although the idea is good, God refuses to make it beautiful.

Early the next morning, Lu De got up from the bed, and when he opened the window, he saw that there was a strong wind and snow outside, and nearly half a meter of snow fell in one night.

In such a ghostly weather, Hamilton obviously couldn't leave!

In desperation, Hamilton and his knights could only stay in the village and wait patiently for the weather to improve.

During this period, they were surprised to find that there are public bathrooms in the village, which are not necessarily common in small and medium-sized towns. Moreover, the villagers are all believers of the God of Medicine, and they are all devout, which makes them feel incredible .They didn't hide at home in this kind of ghostly weather, but walked to the temple more than 100 meters away from home under the heavy snow, and insisted on praying, which made them a little curious.

That old priest with a white beard is obviously quite powerful, but he is willing to hide in such a small mountain village. What is his background?

With this kind of doubt, Hamilton and Jie Gang also planned to go to the temple to have a look.Anyway, they were not very far away. One of them was strong and the other knew magic and was not afraid of the severe cold, so they went straight out the door.

However, when the two came to the temple, what they saw was not the solemn and solemn religious event scene. The hall was warm and bright, and the villagers sat on the benches and chatted in a relaxed manner. It was a group of children who were listening attentively to the old priest's lecture.

The arrival of the two immediately attracted the attention of the villagers, and everyone stood up and bowed to the knight and the magician master, but the two people were still immersed in the astonishment that this temple brought them.

An old priest with unfathomable strength but very low-key is actually teaching a group of farmers' children to read. This is the first time that Hamilton and Jie Gang have seen such an incredible scene in their life. "Weird" sects became interested.

End of this chapter

In the hall of the temple, the children of Pine Tree Village were listening to Lude's lecture attentively.The official language of the Kingdom of Duran is the ancient Luan language, which is also the most widely used language in this continent, so it has high versatility.

Lu De's teaching standards for these children were not high at first, as long as they could memorize ten words a day, and when the children's accumulated literacy reached a certain level, he would teach them further word formation and sentence formation.In addition to basic reading and writing, Rudd also teaches other subjects such as mathematics and basic physics and chemistry.

In the process of imparting this knowledge, Lude is also observing the learning ability of each child. He intends to select the smartest among them to be his own disciples, and to train them into children with knowledge, ideals, and correct moral values. A new generation of priests.

Lude was in class here when he suddenly saw the great magician Hamilton and the knight captain Jie Gang coming in from the door.For the arrival of these two people, Lu De just looked up, gave them a slight nod, and then refocused on teaching.

Hamilton and Jiegang listened for a while in the back row. The content taught by Lude was nothing special, just an ordinary literacy class.Therefore, according to their own understanding, they believed that Lu De should choose a few smart ones from among these farmers' children to recruit disciples.

However, the two guesses were right or wrong. Lu De really wanted to pick a few smart children as apprentices, but his original idea was to promote "basic education" in Pine Tree Village and give the children the power to change their destiny.

However, as far as the current state of the world is concerned, only a very small number of occupations require literacy. Therefore, reading and writing are secondary skills. It will always be one of the fastest and most effective ways to improve the class in this era.

Jie Gang's family took this path. His father used to serve as a guard knight under the Earl of Lumley, so Jie Gang was photographed by the old earl of the previous generation when he was very young, and asked him to give him The eldest son became a retinue, so after the current earl succeeded to the throne, Jie Gang was promoted to be an official knight of the earldom, step by step, and he has made it to where he is today.

In contrast, Hamilton was born in a magical family. He did know that literacy was important, but it was for magicians like them, and for those without magical talent, illiteracy was fine.

Fortunately, the two did not interrupt Lu De's lecture, but waited patiently for him to finish before approaching him to talk.