I am the dragon king in the dimensional chat group

However, before she was ready, she was startled by a sudden voice in her ear.

"Hey, Izayoi-kun, long time no see, let's have a fight!"

"I will satisfy you after the entrustment is completed. It is not good for a man to hold back all the time, let alone a middle-aged man like you who lost his hair uncontrollably in his early years."

"How can I repair it, sixteen nights, please explain to me the meaning of your words."

Frantically breaking free from Izayoi's arms, Sylvie's heart tightened even more when she found herself in a strange place.

Izayoi nodded to Saitama and the other group members who arrived one after another, and silently watched Sylvie.

He is not the kind of idiot who insists on forcing people around him to do things he doesn't want to do and then get hurt, but he still needs to observe with his own eyes to determine what kind of life Sylvie wants to live.

This is also the reason why he asked Lin Jiangxian for "Slave Girl Sylvie" before. After clearing Sylvie's two lines, Shiliuye brought Sylvie to make friends. It was also a deliberate move.

Once Sylvie showed emotions other than nervousness and inferiority, Izayoi would only tie Sylvie by her side forever, leaving her alone in the world.

"Ye, Ye...Master Ye's friends, friends, good morning, adults..."

Panicked, Sylvie turned to look at Izayoi, but felt a pain in her heart under the silent gaze of the other party.

Sure enough, I am not worth as much as your friend in Master Ye's heart...

Sylvie withdrew her gaze, her eyes were dull, and she stammered to greet the group members.

"No, no, how can I be so cheap, Mr. Ye has treated me so well, and I want to ask for more, damn it"

Sylvie, who realized what she was thinking, cursed herself secretly, and Sylvie, who felt that she had lost face with Izayoi, raised her hand and slapped her delicate pretty face fiercely.

"Ah, is this the maid of the administrator's family? She looks very slim."

Yakumo Zi, the monster sage who has lived for an unknown number of years, has such a superb ability to perceive words and emotions, and seeing what Izayoi was planning, she blocked Sylvie's self-slapping slap with a paper fan through the gap.

Sylvie was startled by the appearance of the gap first, and when she came back to her senses, she rolled her eyes when she encountered the object held by Mr. Ye's friend, and knelt down to apologize when she almost fainted from fright.

"Ah, ah, what a lovely person. No wonder the administrator and I decided to adopt you for life. He is very sad, very sad. How should the administrator compensate him?"

The last woman present also made a move. Tokisaki who used the acceleration bullet to come to Sylvie's side to support the other's body blinked his eyes charmingly, opened and closed his sexy lips and said.

"Well, although we are friends of your master, we are also friends of Sylvie now."

Played Sylvie... Bah, played the slave girl galgame, and Lin Jiangxian, who raised the heroine in it as a daughter, naturally understood after thinking about it for a while, and said with a doting face.

After all, a fool can't be the chat group leader, but Yakumozi and Demiurge's look at each other because of the doting expression on their first meeting, and a strange thought buried in their hearts.

'There should be quite a few lolis in Gensokyo, so when you ask the group owner for help in the future, just mail a few to the group owner. '

'Masaka!Did the pair of sisters in Karn Village saved by the Supreme Supreme have such deep meaning?Sure enough, I am worthy of being the Supreme Being. Even this point has been calculated in advance, and I am still far behind. '

The two had their own thoughts, but they both tacitly did not complain about the fact that the group leader is a lolicon.

In their view, the strong will have their own hobbies, and being able to be seen by the group leader is actually a blessing for those lucky loli.

It's just... the group owner and the manager have a crush on the same girl, and we're right next to them, what should I do?To die or to die or to die?Waiting online, it's urgent.

You thought they only thought of one layer?No, they have actually reached the fifth floor.

The two who were worried that they would be killed by the aftermath caused by the sudden explosion of the management and the group leader took a few steps back silently, which at least gave them some comfort in their hearts.

"The group leader is right, we will be friends with our little sister in the future."

But there were not many smart people present, and a certain future scumbag Doudi spoke in the terrified eyes of the two staff officers while walking up to Sylvie and stretching out his hand, as if he wanted to pat his head.

Without even thinking about it, Yakumo Zi stuffed Xiao Yan into the gap as quickly as possible, and changed the subject while laughing.

"...Ah, the client should have arrived by this time, let's go first, group masters, come quickly."

Abandoning his temporary ally Demiurge, Yakumo Zi hurriedly ran away, which made Izayo who had a clear understanding of several people dumbfounded.

"Really, it won't hurt to let Xiao Yan touch it. Before the time comes, I will definitely block his pain. Why do you make me look like a villain? This old man is not a devil. It’s a big deal to take the hardcore back.”

Izayoi shook his head, missed the good opportunity to teach the group members a lesson, picked up Sylvie and followed the group members to the office not far away.

"Young Sylvie, have you seen it? You don't need to feel inferior here, and you don't need to have any psychological pressure. Don't look at them as funny and unreliable, but their characters are still good, so remember Now, Li Bushiyi Geren (you are not alone), all the members in the chat group will become your friends, face up to your past, and look forward to the future with hope, I will try my best to make you the best in the world The happiest girl."

Use the tone of "tasting, savoring carefully, savoring carefully" to Sylvie. As mentioned above, Izayoi also saw the first client of this mission.

"It really is this sand sculpture, out of thin air there are 360 ninety-four digits of funny assassins."

As soon as he entered the door, he saw a boy in a white sweater who had a good conversation with Xiao Yan, his neck was stretched and shortened at an unscientific length, and he was sitting on the client's seat carelessly with his legs crossed. Sixteen nights and the equally speechless Lin Jiangxian Looking at each other, they sat opposite the white-clothed boy on one left and one on the right.

Among them, Izayoi held Sylvie who was in a trance with one hand.

"Hello, Mr. Wu Liuqi, is there anything we can do for you?"

I still have to go through the process, otherwise the number of words will not be enough...or the evil taste in my heart will not be filled.

"I don't know very well. I met a robot who somehow wanted to kill me. I was going to fight him for a door and suddenly appeared in front of me. Then I heard a voice saying, 'Young boy, do you want to achieve it? Do you wish? Walk into the sesame in front of you and open the door' If so, I quickly picked up the token on the ground and ran in, anyway, I just wanted to hide from that robot that kills thousands of knives."

On the white sweater was written six or seven, and Wu Liuqi, whose hair was like a chicken feather, spread his hands.

"But can this golden retriever put down the girl in your hand? Isn't it about fulfilling your wish? My wish is not to eat dog food."

Wu Liuqi with a calm face is exactly the status quo of the former chief shadow assassin, but if Qi sees the appearance of this sand sculpture, he might even have suicidal thoughts.

And the group members who watched from the side couldn't help but marvel at this person's courage and courage, and he can ridicule the strong man without changing his face in such a strange place.

"If you want to hide, just think about it. Just think about it. Anyway, the time in your world has been suspended. After the commission is completed, you can go back to where you came from."

Not only was Izayo not embarrassed, nor angry, but he kissed Sylvie on the forehead to show respect.

"...you are very immoral, let me tell you, even if a guy like you doesn't give me money, I would kill you thousands...thousands...ahha, I was talking in my sleep just now, don't worry about it, Let's continue talking about my wish." Wu Liuqi had a hash mark on his head, but he couldn't do anything without scissors.

And halfway through Wu Liuqi's speech, Shiliuye and Lin Jiangxian staged another "how to change from a high mountain to a basin and then to a high mountain", and Wu Liuqi swallowed it back a thousand times.

"Very good, those who know the current affairs are Junjie, as expected of the guy who was only slightly as handsome as me in the past."

Shiliuye nodded in satisfaction, then uploaded a photo of Impression Liqi to the group file, and the group leader Lin Jiangxian downloaded it and turned it into a real thing, and handed it to the fidgeting Wu Liuqi.

"Look clearly, this is you and your destiny. You cannot escape, because you are him and he is you."

ps: This chapter is a two-in-one of 200-250 posts, thank you for your complaints.

Also, as a person who has been in Zaan all the year round, I do write more than [-] characters every day. After all, it is not too easy to write [-] characters in an hour. I think it was much more difficult to fight with the bears in the past.

but!I, someone, just like to watch you waiting but helpless Yazi... A slip of the tongue, there is a reason for saving the manuscript, and you still have to throw it out when you eat dates, right?

No, take, you, just, give, lord, hold back

Gentlemen, I like to whet my appetite, so please call me——

Cross. Boundary. Pigeon. King!

Chapter 22 Chapter 22 Well, Pretty Bald (Two in One)

"!"

Wu Liuqi took the photo and stared at the evil man dressed in purple and black, his pupils constricted sharply.

"Remember?" The members of the eating melon group looked at the client exuding a dignified aura, and this idea came to their minds in unison.

"Wow, was I so handsome before? But those eyes look very uncomfortable, it's better not to remember."

Wu Liuqi deserves to be called a tease, every move is difficult for ordinary people to understand, this reaction makes the group members who don't know Wu Liuqi vomit blood for a while.

In Saitama's words...well, pretty bald.

"It's not up to you to decide. We are greedy for the active points you entrusted, so you must complete the entrustment. Next, you should listen carefully to your life experience, just listen to the story."

Izayoi is no longer satisfied with staying in one place with water groups, he thinks of water groups all over the world and even other worlds leaving traces, and water groups.

First there is a tactical leaning back, followed by a tactical cough, then a tactical head tilt, a tactical sneer, and finally a tactical leaning. After a few seconds of conception, the chapter of Sixteen Nights will come.

"Ahem, a long time ago, there was a very strong assassin. Because he stayed up late all year round, his eye sockets always had thick dark circles. With his terrifying talent, he made his debut as an assassin at a minor age."

"However, this person is a bit stupid. He didn't know that assassins need to submit money for killing people. If he didn't know how to touch the corpse, he would have starved to death long ago. Therefore, the day he became the number one assassin was full of criticism."

"Later, later he died... oh no, he wasn't dead yet, he almost died. As a result, under the influence of the great will of the universe, the inevitable trend of historical development, the convergence of the world line, and the predestined future , he was rescued by a fat blue chicken, and landed on a small island where everyone plays trumpets and bosses are flying all over the sky, let's call him trumpet island."

"After that... I won't talk about it. It shouldn't be a big problem to deliberately disgust you. Anyway, you can't beat me. Let you take a step back and think about it and get angry." (Is there a sense of déjà vu? ? That’s right)

[Wu Liuqi's commission has been completed and the score is being calculated]

The corners of his mouth were slightly pursed, and Shizayo gave an evil smile, choosing the eunuch...ah no, choosing to break the chapter deliberately.

"Damn! Saitama-sensei sits next to him and slaughters all the dogs in the world. Saitama-sensei, go to the administrator! I support you!"

Xiao Yan slapped the table to get up, stood behind Teacher Qiyu with an angry face, stared at Izayoi, and said "I'll just look at you, what can you do".

This caused Mo Fan's image of Emperor Yan who controlled all fires in the world to collapse instantly, and the original feeling of being surprised by coming to another world gradually faded because of Duan Zhang and Xiao Yan's sand sculpture behavior.

There are no sand sculptures in this world, but there are more funny people gathered together, and there will be sand sculptures-Lu Xun.

"Hiss... This place is so scary. I was almost assimilated just now, and I can hardly be surprised by anything anymore. It's so terrifying."

Hurry up and calm down, Mo Fan, who came to another world for the first time to see the big scene, greeted the whole family of a young master of the Mu family... oh, the whole family except his eldest wife.

"Fight! Fight!"

Once Xiao Yan started, everyone booed accordingly, even Zi Yakumo and Demiurge read a few words along with their scalp numb.

They also want to see how strong Saitama-sensei, who is invincible in the world of one punch, is, and how fierce Izayoi, who can become the manager of the dimensional chat group, is.

"Izayoi-kun, come on! The group members are so enthusiastic, and I have been lonely for too long! No matter what the king of ancient times, the overlord of the universe, the master of the ocean, the lord of the sky, It’s only one punch, and I almost forgot the excitement of the initial battle! Group leader, group members, I’m counting on you, I’m going!”

When Saitama was talking, Izayo also reacted in the same way. First, he put Sylvie in his hand on the chair and covered it with an enchantment, and then put a layer of enchantment on the outside of the office, and smashed half of the office wall at the same time. Jumping to the open space can be regarded as a venue for the group members to watch.

"Group leader, you have to guard the enchantment I set up in the fight later, otherwise the group members inside will have to be reduced by half if the aftermath hits."

After exercising his muscles and looking at Saitama whose painting style has become sharp and angular in front of him, Izayoi plans to try whether he can compete with Teacher Saitama without skill buff superimposition.

"I'm on it! ×2"

There are no fancy special effects, and there are no strange abilities. First, the two people who greet each other with a punch will retreat as soon as they touch each other, and then disappear from the dynamic vision of ordinary people again. Every second, there will be dozens of collisions around the two people. The ground shook, and the sonic boom produced by the battle made the weaker Mo Fan and the others almost scream.

Well, Shiliuye actually arranged a sound-proof barrier for Sylvie, laughing, as expected of an old Yinbi, it's not bad at all.

"This nm...two @#%*-, how come I don't know when there will be such a f*cking fight?? You fucking bully me, Mo Fan, who doesn't read enough?! md, bear with it, this I can't even see the shadows of the two of them, what a fart of revenge."

Fortunately, Yakumo Zi set up the realm of existence and non-existence in time, which allowed Mo Fan to survive and cursed loudly.

The other group members were also cursing perverts secretly, and the live broadcast room that Mo Fan secretly opened was also showing perverts.

"nmd, if my future opponent, Te Niang, is of this strength, then I'll just mess around and wait until I die, and work hard."

Mo Fan, who was cursing like this, was ignited in his heart not to admit defeat.

Those present here are all strong men from the heavens and worlds... or those from the future, and naturally they will not be closed off because of a battle that temporarily surpasses their own strength. level.

In general, this battle has completely established the chat group's positive and funny group style, and consolidated the status of the group leader of the imperial class, and it has made the group members stronger than ever before, and it is also beneficial to the chat group. Erasing the evil thoughts in the hearts of the group members who peep into the existence of the chat group is indeed the most inspiring battle in the 21st century, and it is worth learning.

On the other hand, Wu Liuqi, who hadn't joined the group yet, had his jaw on the ground at this moment, what the hell was he joking with just now?

After a few more seconds, they punched each other hundreds of times again and fell back to the ground.

"As expected of Teacher Saitama, she is no match for you with pure physical strength alone. For my perfect image in front of Sylvie, I'm sorry, Teacher Saitama, I'm going to go big!"

Fisting to the flesh is the romance of a man. Izayoi, who is also excited by the fierce battle, smiled happily, his blood-stained hands trembling slightly, and buffs from different worlds were superimposed on his body. Moves are released one after another.

"Ah, it should have been like this! Even now, I'm much more comfortable than I usually warm up. It's been a long time since I felt such a real punch!" resulting in near-simultaneous hits on corpses)

Izayoi, whose physical strength has been raised to [-]% of his full strength except for his hole cards, is estimated to be about the same as Saitama's full strength. At this time, he is surrounded by hundreds of different systems of energy, and his blond hair explodes like a Saiyan. A status symbol of Reversing Izayoi - with earphones on his head, his whole body shone with gold and shouted "I'm tired third uncle" (I'm on it), stepped on the ground under him, and faced Qi Jade.

Saitama on the opposite side also disappeared in a flash, leaving only the broken land.

Ola, who was punching hundreds of times a second, started, and Lin Jiangxian repaired the field with black lines all over his face, so as to prevent the two from hitting the ground and refusing to come out.

The muffled bangs caused by boxing kept ringing, the space was broken one after another, and then repaired by Lin Jiangxian, the two people in the air came and went without stopping, making the onlookers from shock, disbelief to yearning, Longing, then to numbness.

After confronting each other non-stop for nearly an hour, the two finally separated again, suspended in the air by their own means.

"Hey, Izayoi, do you know? It's been a long, long time since I've been so happy. Ever since I broke the limiter you mentioned, I always became stronger for no reason, until one day I found that I lost A lot of things I had, it stopped me from trying to get better because I didn't know how strong I was."

Saitama is wearing a blood clot that has dried up on his head, and the broken gloves also expose his red fist to the air, and his aura is becoming more and more daunting. Saitama, who has slaughtered countless strange people, is like Shura crawling back from hell. The bloody aura of a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood dyed the sky behind him red.

It was the bloody murderous aura that had been condensed into substance, mixed with the bloody sky formed by the resentment of countless strange people.

Now he is not the hero Saitama, but the natural enemy of that weirdo, Rakshasa with countless blood on his hands.

"Fortunately, I met a chat group. Such a powerful group owner and management skills must be stronger than me. For this battle and to fill my empty heart, I have already returned to the previous chat group after entering the chat group. Daily exercise, Izayoi-kun did not let me down, I finally felt the long-lost heart throbbing again in that hour just now, so in order to express my gratitude, I will go all out, Izayoi-kun, this time Three years of kung fu, you should be careful!"

The monstrous sea of ​​blood pressed towards Izayoi, the suffocating terrifying murderous aura and the substantive sea of ​​blood seemed to have collapsed, enveloping Izayoi in the terrified eyes of the group members.