I am the dragon king in the dimensional chat group

"Vampires really have no solutions other than ripples and sunlight... This is a declaration of war! Stretz!"

Not frightened by the other party's self-healing ability, Joseph Joestar was not in a hurry, because the appearance of the chat group did not burst into tears, but he still had a stern look on his face.

……

Toyama Sixteen Nights: "The plot of the second season has begun, and this kid hasn't even read the group announcement yet."

Lin Jiangxian: "If there are no accidents, he should be able to win. We don't have the ability to help him now."

Seeing all the group members dive together, Izayoi sighed and finally chose to log off.

Yuanshan Sixteen Nights: "@林江仙, group leader sama, please @我 when Er Qiao is online later"

Izayo left the chat group, and was pushed out of the room by Misaki Umikusa who floated in from the back balcony.

Mitaka Jin was still applauding for Ai outside, Spirited Away (mistakenly) went to the fellowship, and only the two remained to continue the welcome party.

Izayo, who saw his own shadow on Er Qiao, was a little absent-minded.

Joseph Joestar, the grandson of the last gentleman of the Joestar family, was dubbed the old rascal because of his frivolous and cynical behavior.

The Joestar family has been short-lived for generations, and only he, Joseph Joestar, has witnessed the brilliant achievements of the second Joe to the fifth Joe.

The smartest JoJo, because he saved the world twice, singled out the Sanzhuren, and participated in the Egyptian DIO team, he is honored as the God of War of the Qiao family.

He may not be the strongest, but he must be the strongest.

It's a pity that in the end, the hero was late, and he was old enough to be unable to save the world again. His own life was too great, and everyone around him left him first.

Almost alone, Joseph Joestar has never complained. He has a unique hooligan style, a confident and optimistic personality, and his inner gentleness is not inferior to that of his grandfather Joe. He is the successor of the golden spirit and has been fighting against fate all his life.

"Hey, system, if that rascal Er Qiao dies by accident, I will force him to be revived. As my former spiritual pillar, I don't want him to leave the stage."

Although he had confidence in the rogue Er Qiao who was in the invincible period, Izayoi still half-jokingly said a few words to Void.

The jo family can say anything, as long as they are in their own era, they are invincible. (Jo Taro was able to blow up other people's dog heads in just one second in his own era, but the sixth part sighed and said that five seconds was not enough)

Joseph Joestar, who defeated the invincible Joji creature, is qualified to say so.

And now the young Er Qiao is in the peak state of the jo family's God of War, and is also the second generation of JoJo who is invincible without intruders!

After dinner, Izayo rejected the temptation of Misaki Kamikusa's "playing a game where you take off one piece of clothes if you lose" with an upright appearance, and Izayo took out his predecessor's mobile phone and started typing.

He doesn't like to be in a sad atmosphere all the time. Compared with Joseph Joestar who has been alone for a hundred years, Izayoi who is also alone for an unknown number of years, in order not to lose himself, is always on the surface with Joseph Joestar Just as frivolous and cynical.

But their hearts are hotter than anyone else.

Looking for new things to satisfy myself is also to prevent myself from going crazy in the long river of time, but even so, Izayoi has almost forgotten his original intention, and almost became a soul that lives only to die.

Fortunately, every time he breaks down, he will think of the people who are still struggling, and think of those hot, shining, and admirable souls.

"Heh... the old hooligan is much better than me. He has gone through so much, and the people around him who are most afraid of being alone are leaving one by one, but his pair of green eyes have never changed. His strong and unyielding will is something I have never seen before. You can’t learn it all your life.”

There was no one in the chat group, and Izayoi had no choice but to code words to pass the time. It was an uncomfortable experience to be immersed in sadness.

As a traveler from all realms, it would be too embarrassing to be Wen Chaogong.

So the name of the novel that Shiliuye is coding - "Xiahou Dun of Burning Eyes"

ps: hardcore image of the main character, I can code 2000 words in an hour, and it turned out that I edited this picture for an hour

Must-see words: First of all, thanks to Re0 Felix, the person who loves fantasy, walk in and go out, Shansi and then walk, Lu Shanyuan, the picket department of the War and Sudden Bureau, Zhi Nai Saigao, Salted Fish's Daota Ke, Shen Corpse Sauce can't wait for someone's recommendation ticket.

Thanks to Suheen and Mizusaki Yan for their blades and Lu Xiu for his monthly pass.

And solemnly thank the reader "This name is not loaded", he is the first reader to write a long comment, and from the current point of view, he is also the reader who has posted the most in his personal post, so according to his opinion, I wrote this author's words, continue The next step is to explain the loopholes in this book all the time.

First of all, as mentioned in the previous chapters, I was stuck for two rounds of review for a full ten days, and I was still writing another book, which led to various awkwardness at the beginning of the book (cutting all the time), chaotic outline, I was in a hurry to update and forgot to modify it. I didn't realize it until the name didn't load the long comments from readers.

In fact, I am not a novice writer. Although I have been rushing to the street, I still have eyesight and certain writing skills. Except for the first three chapters due to excessive deletion, there are no other BUGs left in the follow-up (I will try my best to write all the places where BUGs will appear. Just to mention it briefly, the main character just didn’t show up in every newcomer’s group, so I didn’t dare to describe it positively, so I had to describe it through after-the-fact memory), but I still made a mistake, there are a hundred Hamlets in the eyes of a hundred people, and many What I understand is confusing to readers, so I will solve all the bugs that you thought before.

The first point, for example, when Estes joined the group, the reaction she quickly accepted did not fit her personality. I originally wrote the details of this point, but I deleted it before going through the review. I finally remembered to add it today. , why would there be such a reaction?Because Toyama Izayoi knew what a chat group is, he explored the functions when he first joined the group. Naturally, he uploaded a lot of files to the chat group to test whether there is a traditional function of uploading points. After that, Izayoi also asked Esdes To download and watch Zhan Chi, it can be said that this made Esdesi from unbelief to dubious, until the next few chapters to fully believe, at this time Esdesh is still on the sidelines, the fault is not me, it is this review ( Dog head), and then there is another question, the usage of chat groups.

It was also proposed by the author, who suggested that I should write out the psychological activities of the characters, such as "Who are you", "Did XXX do it again?"

But I think this is fake, the reactions of the characters are too consistent, and the way I speak in this chat group is not from the heart, but similar to inserting a penguin group voice chat into your mind and engraving the method of use into your mind , The words in my heart and speeches are not repeated, which is why I dare not directly describe the speeches of newcomers who join the group, for fear of writing collapse.

(Fuck, I actually wrote 1000 words just now, and now I have to do it all over again)

The second point, you think the pace is too fast, this is because I did not send out the manuscript, these will be resolved later, the third batch of newcomers (Xiao Yan and three people) joined the group because of the protagonist, It is not a chat group mechanism.

The third point is that you, crazy readers, use the characteristics of the hedgehog cat to disgust me!How can it be cultivated? Is it okay for me to recognize it? !So I'll add another rule.

50 non-repetitive posts + 1 update, 20 book reviews (1 worthwhile long review is worth 5 book reviews, worthless is worth 2 book reviews) + 1 update, and in order to express gratitude to the readers and block those malicious postings (no Angry, don’t worry, I won’t screw your head off) readers’ mouths, my average word count per chapter will be >2400 in the future

Well, that's it, I vomited after rewriting the author's words.

People are nailing, feel good, hide, see you later

Chapter 11 Chapter 11 A group chat without a water group is not the chat group I want

(100 in [-] for [-] rooms)

Lie on the bed, skillfully save and copy, open the contribution website, quickly register and upload.

I didn't think that Shiliuye, who was relying on this to eat, would play around casually, so I thought it was Xiahou... Shana made a wave of advertisements.

"Speaking of which, why hasn't the group leader @我, and Er Qiao hasn't fucked Stray yet? It shouldn't be, is it that Er Qiao is too cautious not to join the chat group?"

Izayo, who hadn't felt that his IQ was not enough for a long time, opened the group chat.

Xiao Yan: "Xi——"

Lin Dong: "Xi——"

Saitama: "Nishi-za-"

Blank: "Xi——...Sa——"

Lin Jiangxian: "The Qi Beilin family is all offering sacrifices to the Jo family. It's really miserable."

Yuanshan Shiliuye: "As soon as I came in, I saw the group members shouting Xi Sajiang."

Estes: "Weak people don't deserve sympathy, they will die because they are not strong enough."

A few people who mourned for Caesar were a little bit aggrieved by Esdeth's sudden words.

Xiao Yan, who has seen the Crimson Pupil, said that you are stronger now, I can bear it, and other people don't have these scruples.

A dispute that no one can convince anyone has begun, and the group owner is trying to reconcile the conflict between the two parties.

"This quarrel makes me unable to swim... No! No one can stop me from swimming! No one can!"

Toyama Sixteen Nights: "Everyone stop for a moment, don't waste time if no one can convince anyone. Living in such an environment, Estes has such thoughts. It's not evil, it's just a layer of self-protection measures. In my experience of traveling in myriad worlds, I understand a truth."

It has to be said that a tougher attitude can prevent conflicts more than the reconciliation of the group leader.

Lin Jiangxian: "... I'd better cooperate at this time, Sixteen Nights, what are you trying to say!?"

Lin Jiangxian, who also reacted, no longer put a cold face on his butt. All the strong men from the heavens and the world have their own arrogance, but they all maintain respect for the group leader who connects them.

What's more, there is an administrator assisting him who is more domineering than the group leader.

Yuanshan Sixteen Nights: "When you can't convince others, make sure of the other party's gender! Men, you should open the room, and then do what men... what you should do, solo! Women, sleep with her! @艾斯德Si, don't you believe in the creed that the strong come first? Now I am stronger than you, so you have to listen to me! Stay in your world well, and I will go to your world to conquer you, the Queen of Shaking, as soon as I am active enough. Then , Stand up! Everyone stand up for me! I apologize to other group members, this is not a group of one person, this is a group of everyone, if you have something to discuss, if you can’t discuss it, just start a fight, please don’t let everyone’s group change It's a mess! The performance is over, and the person is on the bed, hiding."

After a lot of hype preaching, Izayoi also lost interest in the water group and fell asleep.

"Group chat without water groups is not the chat group I want"

After confirming what he wanted in his heart, Izayo rubbed his shadow clone, and fell asleep with his head covered while the shadow clone began to code.

Well, the title of the novel this time is - "The Weakest and Invincible Tangshan Zhao Zilong"

All night long...

……

"Ah, it's the most sexually exciting day for men again."

Izayoi, who locked the doors and windows with spells in advance, slept soundly through the night.

Now that I already know the "lively" character of the cohabiting sister, how can I not guard against it?

Do you like me even if my senior is a pervert?No, I sixteen nights said that paper figurine wives are more fragrant, and it's not like they can only see but not touch.

"Ah, what a shame, even a married woman wants to challenge my dignity as a man. How embarrassing it would be if I couldn't suppress the gun."

According to Izayoi's perception, a certain senior who failed the night attack is currently acting as Voldemort at the door, and I don't know what rbq will happen when Izayoi goes out.

"Hmph, I didn't expect that, this is my escape route for Izayoi."

After tidying up casually, Izayoi, who has the passive blessing of body cleanliness, skipped the link of cleaning up personal hygiene, and turned out the window.

Today is the first day of school officially, with a bit of a hidden road idiot, but in fact Izayo who is too lazy to remember the way can't find the school on his own——Sakurazhuang dormitory is not far from the school, but it's not very far close.

At the same time, Izayoi also doesn’t want to run to school, so participating in the next activities can’t be more enjoyable, and teleporting to the school is too conspicuous. The junior high school students and elementary school students in this world are all learning about aura, wild monsters and original mathematics. And other subjects, most ordinary people have the opportunity to really start to practice only in high school, and the previous ones can only be regarded as laying the foundation.

And as an international student whose parents had ascended to the top, naturally, he shouldn't be able to teleport, which is a high-level ability in the eyes of ordinary people.

In order to avoid trouble, Izayo decided to go to school by bus.

"I was really poor in my previous life. Today I have to take the bus to go to school, and I have to spend a lot of money."

If it hadn't been for Shizaiye who exchanged Huaxia coins for a few yen yesterday, he might not even be able to afford personal items.

And Neon is a terrible country with expensive fares, and the predecessor has always been to go back and forth between the two places by bicycle...

"But where did this bicycle go? The memory left by the predecessor is so fuzzy."

Arriving at the station silently, Izayo once again lamented the waste of his predecessor and boarded the chat group by the way.

Well, the atmosphere is not crooked, and there is no smell of gunpowder, which is okay.

Joseph Joestar: "Unbelievable... Until now, I still thought I was dreaming. Connecting to other worlds is not in my calculations."

Toyama Sixteen Nights: "Ah, have you finally read the group announcement? Now that you think about it, you probably escaped the group chat last night behind your grandmother's back, but why didn't the group leader @我?"

Lin Jiangxian: "...Private Marseille, I forgot, I just told Xiao Yan last night, @肖燕, why are you so unreliable in doing things."

Saitama: "Good morning everyone, why are you getting up so early again?"

[Saitama performs group sign-in and gets 7 activity points]

[Yuanshan sixteen nights group sign-in, get 16 active points]

Xiao Yan: "Ah, I was wrong. I went to see JoJo because of Amway Joseph. I kept thinking that Caesar should not be sacrificed."

Joseph Joestar: "...my side is going to dress up as Tequila like in the memory copy, but this time I will not let anyone die!"

At that time, Er Qiao, who had watched JoJo 1-2, followed the group members and yelled Xi———

After looking down, the whole person was dumbfounded.

What the hell?I have a life-and-death friend, Schottheim, whom I don't know, and how did I get Alzheimer's later on?This is not JoJo, but what the hell is grandfather Jonathan's body being manipulated by DIO?Why did I get into a traffic accident wherever I went! ?I also had an affair? ?And an illegitimate child? ?

Especially seeing the relatives and friends around him leave one by one, the feeling of powerlessness and desolation has been lingering in Erqiao's heart.

Afterwards, he learned about the worlds of other group members, and looked at the other worlds of modern technology and strong people everywhere with the eyes of the last century, and his world view almost collapsed.

Fortunately, Joseph is not a cowardly, weak person who just stays where he is, and gradually adapts to the concept of the heavens and worlds.

He shouldn't be shocked now, Grandpa Spitwagen is still locked up in that dangerous base, and even though he has the advantage of chat group to predict the future, he still faces Santana with full energy.

Without systematic training, he can only win by relying on 36 tricks and some introductory skills and exercises downloaded from the chat group files. After all, no matter how weak Santana is, he is still the man of the pillar, and he is more difficult than his grandfather Jonathan's old enemies DIO and Stretz. exist.

It is no exaggeration to say that Er Qiao, who was able to defeat the four-pillar man by himself, was a miracle.

Moreover, there will be more crises in the future, and I have to go through them, and I can't be so old like in the memory copy that I can only watch my partner die in front of my eyes.

Similar in appearance to Jonathan Joestar, he also has a golden spirit, cynical on the surface, but kinder and firmer than anyone else in his heart, Joseph Joestar. Jotaro, but he has already received the "JoJo! This is my last ripple!" Xinyi's tragic fight with Egypt against the DIO group.

"If this is my original destiny, then I will never accompany you this time, and if I don't break this unpleasant destiny, I will not be called Joseph Joestar!"

Constantly grateful for the appearance of the chat group and the kind and friendly members in his heart, Joseph Joestar finished his makeup and went to the chat group to take another look.

Xiao Yan: "Everyone, I'm going to be divorced, and soon I will be able to embark on the road of cultivation to become Emperor Dou, hahaha... What the hell am I laughing at?"

Lin Dong: "...Sorry, I don't know whether to congratulate you or comfort you."

The group members have been teasing about how the two of them will be in the future, but it also makes these two underage protagonists, who are still the same age, Banana... get along very well

Qiyu: "A large-scale divorce scene, Xiao Yanzi will broadcast live."