I am the dragon king in the dimensional chat group

[Toyama Sixteen Nights lifted the ban on the whole group]

Fang Cui: "No problem, the boss has spoken, I will do my best! Farewell!"

Chapter 117 Chapter 114 The Distance Between You and Me -18

With the determination to ensure the completion of the task, Fangzheng placed Steve on the edge of the cliff to rest, and picked up the penguin that had already started to have red dots.

First of all, the international practice is to delete all useless advertising information, and click on other red dots one by one due to obsessive-compulsive disorder, and then return to the main page.

All that's left is a few penguin friends who talk back.

"There are only a few of you guys left. Don't be afraid to reply to my message in seconds. Hehe, you really deserve to be good brothers back then. Let's have a conversation that may be the last conversation."

Using the selection method of whoever the little rooster clicks on, Fang Zheng randomly selected one of his friends and clicked on the conversation.

Fangzheng: Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next.

The distance between me and you -18cm: I will not be afraid, nor will I laugh, I will only be happy to send you away. If you can't please me, be prepared to be sent away by a professional team.

Okay, this is very sand sculpture netizen.

"It seems that reality hasn't completely smoothed out their edges and corners. There should be some play." With a knowing smile, Fangzheng quickly pressed the screen with both hands.

Fangzheng: When did your screen name change from "my length +18" to this?The Internet is not a lawless place!Forget it, let’s go directly to the stomach and enter the topic. Are you satisfied with your life now?Answer seriously, think about it, and stop laughing.

After leaving this passage to the other party, Fangzheng went on to choose another friend.

Fangzheng: Next... Omit, delete, save words, no thanks, really no thanks, I said no thanks, that's it, huh?This... ok ok, I know you guys don't understand, and I will post the full version again, and it will be the last million times.

Fangzheng: Don't be afraid of what I have to say.

Ah, my Wang Zhili, ah~: Hehe, young man, what new work do you want to do? gkd, I still have a list of tens of millions.

Fangzheng: Just continue with the heifer being blown onto the sheep's back by the wind - bragging b caused the sheep below to die, and you're the only one paying tens of millions?Doesn't anyone really think wifi is good in a mental hospital?How are you?

Ah, my Wang Zhili, ah~: Huh?You're not right, didn't you say it's better not to talk about these topics online?Say, do you want to introduce Meimei to me?Damn, it’s too common, you can use it anyway, how can my brother have a virginity complex.

Fangzheng: ... Seriously, how have you been recently?Do you have any ideas for a change of life?Think it over and get back to me.

Another friend was bluffed, Fangzheng went on to open the next one.

Fangzheng: Don't be afraid to answer my words, understand?

People live to live so they can live to support the paper man Wife: I understand, what kind of work do you want to do today?

Fangzheng: I found your paper man's wife, she's alive.

People live to live to support the paper man Wife: Huh?Stealing my wife's Li? !No, your b will definitely not steal it, and you will definitely post it on the spot while it is hot, so you set up a camera in my house!Damn it, I just said why my voice was heard in China, Europe, America, Japan and South Korea. It turned out that it was you who did it. You quickly removed the camera. It’s boring. If you want to post it, I have to post it myself.

Fangzheng: Shit, I seem to have discovered something serious, but what I said is true, a living wife of a paper man, not a cosplay.

Paper man's wife: You can just bullshit, when I said that I was really the protagonist Lolo in The Adventures of Lolo and not just the same name, none of you believed it, but now it's like old tricks Shi?

Fangzheng: That's because you can't explain why, and you can't find the game you mentioned at all, unlike me now, I really met it!real!I repeat!I vouch for our many years of friendship!You think about it and get back to me.

Paper man's wife: ...Red bean paste?For real this time, really?

Fangzheng: Nonsense, when did I, Fangzheng, make a joke with this tone, I have already notified everyone, you are the third, I have to go on, you should first think about how much you like Two-dimensional before going back I.

After replying to three friends' messages in a row, Fangzheng stopped and stared at the computer screen for a while.

"This time, it should be real, not a dream..."

Looking at the members of the chat group chatting happily in the chat box, Fang Zheng continued to start his own pyramid selling business.

Well, at this time, a MLM Divine Comedy by the braised Kewpie should be played.

This will make your brainwashing ability grow geometrically.

"Ham, it's the hardest one to convince, I hope you don't want to break up even if you don't succeed."

Fangzheng sighed, and clicked on the Penguin of the fourth person.

Fangzheng: Brother, how are you doing recently?

Straight to the point, Fangzheng didn't make any gaudy stalks about this former partner whose personality has changed drastically, but directly shot through the clouds.

Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Since it is all pain, it is better to let me feel refreshed when you are in pain.

This is 4, maximizing benefits.

Minecraft Unshadowed: General, how?

The other party's reply was also very brief, but it was faster.

Fangzheng: ...Have you come out yet...So, do you want to live in another place?

My world is not shadowed: Heh, since that car accident, I am the only one left in my family portrait. Do you think there is any place for a person like me to go? Stay at home, eat, drink, and watch some episodes , When you leave, just treat it as if I went to accompany them.

Fangzheng: ...resurrection!It may not be impossible to resurrect!

Minecraft Weiying: How many years have passed, and you still use this method to comfort people?No wonder you still can't find a girlfriend, think about your own things more, I'm living a fulfilling life like this, you should also spend more time with your family, as long as the whole family is happy, that's the best life.

Fangzheng: Wake me up!Where did you who were laughing no matter what, you just gave up? !Are you worthy of yourself and others? !Stand up, fight, fight, and if you can't do anything, learn to ask for help!Not to mention that I have encountered miracles like chat groups now, let's say that there are ghosts in our world, you may not be able to see your sister-in-law and parents!stand up!

Minecraft Weiying: ...You can't wake up a person who knows he's pretending to be asleep but still wants to pretend to be real... But, who told me that I am your big brother, tell me, there is something I need to do , anyway, I won't live for too long, you can use this remnant body as you like, anyway, you won't do things that cross the line, I trust you.

Fangzheng: Come out and get together with everyone, I have very important things to announce, very very important things to announce.

Minecraft Unshadowed: Whatever you want, it’s not bad to go out for a walk once in a while and find a way to die in place.

ps: I am stupid, yes, I am really stupid this time.

When I went home today, I suddenly found that the editor said that it will be on the shelves tomorrow.

A thunderbolt directly from the clear sky shocked my mother.

Uncomfortable, forget it, there is really no way, the grandpas who are prostitutes can run away.

I've dragged myself to the extreme.

Nearly 30W words, more than 110 chapters on the shelves.

I hope grandparents will forgive me a lot

Section 118 Listing (dropping) last words

Hey!

Forget it, it's really indecent to speak foul language.

So just change the line.

Gan! (liquid metal)

Harm, it's going to be lost in the collection, but there's nothing to mind about it.

Anyway, it will fall all the time.

The main reason is not to let readers and grandparents go whoring for nothing.

This is what I am most displeased with.

Because I will spend tokens when I read my own books (no)

Bah, I'm doing it for the gentlemen of the readers, not myself.

Of course, in fact, a reader said before that there are ways to avoid free listing.

I thought it was a coquettish operation before, but after seeing it...

Well, it's the way I want to die.

I have several ways of doing this.

There are a lot of different ways to play.

Let me tell you here, I want to have full attendance in May, and it is naturally impossible to get stuck with this kind of bug if I have full attendance.

Also, I don't want to be blacklisted by editors.

So... for the May chapter, all fees will be charged, and two updates a day will start.

In June, it will be completely free again until the end of the book.

Like this, it’s okay, right?Only eat for a month... 10×60... more than six yuan.

If the money is really not enough, I understand.

But the six dollars is the bottom line.

I just hope that the grandparents of the readers are happy.

But it doesn't mean I really don't want to spend money.

So let me go wild for a month.

Everyone, just sign in every day, sign in, open the treasure chest... make a...

In two months, 600 tokens will be available.

And then you can read this book.

Is that enough conscience?

If this is not enough, I really have nothing to do with the grandfather of the reader. This is already my biggest concession.

What should be said has been said before, and this testimonial is just a rule.

I really stayed for a while when the editor suddenly jumped out at 5 pm on May 7 and called for it to be taken down.

After all, we are just sand sculpture readers who have been whoring novels for a while.

Well, the brain may not be normal.

Then I liked yy more, so I came to be a web writer.

After all, being able to convey joy is happier for me than winning the lottery.

Maybe I'm just a joke, lol.

I took a look and saw that the Tokiwa Sogo of the sand sculpture chat group next door rejected the tragedy, and it will be on the shelves tomorrow.

As someone who is fairly familiar with me, I also wrote a book on the subject of chat groups in a daze, so I have a good relationship with him.

However, compared to other people who only signed a contract with 10,000+ words, I borrowed a card from another author friend and signed it.

Ahem, when you saw this sentence, I actually cut out the screen and went to the next door to Tokiwa Shogo to watch the testimonials on the shelf several times.

It's the first time, I don't have much experience, please be gentle, grandpas, let me get used to it, it's a win-win situation.

I also felt a little bit touched when I saw some words that Miss Xue Nai next door said.

Personally, it may be due to personality problems, but in reality there are not many friends.

Oh, it's not that others dislike me, but that I somehow want to be alone.

Watching others laughing and laughing in a group, I stood alone in the same place, relying on the scenery to enjoy the wind or the sun.

Good.

It can only be said that I have a good relationship with everyone, but I don't have many friends.

But I like to make friends with sand sculpture netizens.

Maybe it's because I grew up with the Internet.

When others were stacking blocks in the kindergarten, I was playing with Purcell, Moore Manor, flying...cough cough cough cough.

It is probably because of this that my personality has become crooked.

Getting a little... eccentric?

Maybe it's internet addiction.

As for the rest... there's really not much to say.

I think the readers here are either funny or sand sculptures.