The anchor I met with turned out to be my student

I subconsciously looked at her chest that was covered by the quilt. Even so, it was still towering. Could it be that the impact of meat bombs refers to this? First, a nuclear bomb on the left, and then a hydrogen bomb on the right...

After appeasing the kidney, I said: "It seems that you are quite energetic, so I can rest assured...then I will go down first..."

When I was about to stand up, Xu Lehan suddenly stopped me and said, "Don't worry, I'm so bored here alone, and I can't go to the beach with you, you stay and play with me."

"But I think the beach is more fun than you." I raised my eyebrows.

Xu Lehan also complained: "Why don't I think the beach is more fun than you, but I have no choice but to make do with it..."

I glanced at her speechlessly, being so arrogant even though she wanted something from me... But I felt guilty for letting her catch a cold and have a fever, so I gave up the idea of ​​going to the beach with the girls downstairs later, and sat back on the bed.

"Okay, what do you want to play? But the doctor told you to rest and sleep more..."

"Hey, my fever has subsided a little now, and I'm resting in bed~"

"Let's take your temperature first."

I was a little worried whether she didn't care about her illness because she was playful, so I picked up the thermometer on the table and shook it a few times.

"No!" Xu Lehan pressed the quilt on her chest with a reluctant look.

"It's so big, are you still afraid of temperature measurement?" I said angrily.

I didn't care about her, I directly tore away her hand that was pressing down on the quilt, opened the quilt first, and immediately saw her upper body wearing only a hood...

Sure enough, it's so big, so I'm sorry to have my body temperature taken...

(I don’t have time for the exam in the morning, so let’s take advantage of the little time to review now~)

212. I have endured your silly criticism for a long time!

Maybe it's been too long since I've had meat, but I was stunned when I saw Xu Lehan's proud part, and I couldn't let go of the hand that was lifting the quilt...

Of course Xu Lehan was still wearing a hood...

But what's more terrible is that after a short period of embarrassment, Xu Lehan turned out to be European, with a proud arc on the corner of his mouth and said: "I'm greedy, but I'm really sorry, they both grow on me, don't they grow on me?" It's on you……"

If this thing grows on me, why should I find a girlfriend, can't I be self-sufficient... But it's really uncomfortable to be underestimated by Xu Lehan, so I had no choice but to say duplicity: "Cut, who cares, they are just a burden. It should be put in the time of the ancients tens of thousands of years ago, when they were chased by ferocious beasts, and the first ones like you who were too cumbersome to run were eaten..."

"Hey, why didn't Teacher Hua put down the quilt~"

"Ahem, I forgot."

I was reluctant to let go, and when I was about to put the quilt back, I heard Xu Lehan suddenly said: "Forget it, anyway, you watched it twice... no, it's three times, you should watch it to your fullest, don't waste the time to watch it again next time." Looking for a reason to force this baby to show it to you, the one who hides and hides is even thinking of using the excuse of temperature detection..."

I was so angry that I didn't know where to start.

Angrily, I directly covered her with a quilt, covering her head, and let her struggle for a while while stuffy inside.

"Shut up, I've put up with your idiot for a long time!"

"Uh! Uh! It's a shark!" Xu Lehan yelled indistinctly.

"Shout it, shout it loudly, no one will hear it anyway~" I threatened.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

I poohed and said: "I don't have such a heavy taste, of course I want to point first and then shark, and then sharp and then shark!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

I didn't really cover her tightly, I was just joking, after all, she was still sick, so Xu Lehan soon struggled out.

After she poked her head out, I gave her a hard look and warned: "Next time you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful..."

I slashed the knife vertically on my chest to threaten, Xu Lehan immediately covered Oupai tightly in fear, for fear that I would really cut it...

Seeing her nodding her head obediently like a chicken pecking rice, I was satisfied, then I took the thermometer to her and said, "Test it yourself, lest you insult my image of being a gentleman again."

Xu Lehan stretched out his hand tremblingly to take the mercury thermometer, and at this time someone called me on my mobile phone, so I ignored Xu Lehan took out his mobile phone and looked for a call message, it was a strange local call, so I hung up directly It was broken, but soon I received a message from the strange number just now.

"Little brother, do you still remember me? I'm Nanyi~ Are you free now? I'll treat you to milk tea."

I thought about it for a long time before I remembered that this girl named Nan Yi, she was the temporarily banned female Internet celebrity I saw in Ye Zhi's office before, and she was still pestering me from the company to the street for no reason He wanted to invite me to dinner, and in the end I was so annoyed that I sent her my phone number, but I didn't expect that she would actually take the initiative to contact me again.

"You are looking for the wrong person." I simply replied.

"It's not wrong, I'm looking for you, if you don't like milk tea, you can come to my house, okay, little brother?"

Those who have been in contact with the society immediately understand that there is something in her words. She will not come to me for no reason. I'm not stupid, on the contrary, I will be more vigilant. Although she is very beautiful, I am not used to contacting female Internet celebrities like her, so I simply ignored her and didn't reply.

Putting the phone away, I looked at Xu Lehan, only to see that I was still holding the thermometer, staring at the thermometer, and hadn't stuffed it into my armpit for a long time.

"What are you doing?"

"There is a rainbow~"

"..."

"Physics books really didn't lie to me, the prism structure of the thermometer can really refract a rainbow~"

Xu Lehan seems to have discovered a new world, and I have discovered another piece of evidence that can prove that she is a fool...

I said angrily, "Okay, don't clean me up with useless things, quickly insert it in, or don't blame me for forcefully inserting it in?"

"Well……"

Xu Lehan reluctantly put the thermometer in front of him, but he didn't proceed to the next step, looking embarrassed.

"How about I go away? Didn't you just look carefree and indifferent..."

I thought she was shy and didn't want me to see her, but I didn't expect her to say: "No, I just... don't like the feeling of being inserted by this stick-shaped thing..."

I suddenly blushed.

"May I ask what happened to this stick-shaped thing? What's not to like?"

Xu Lehan pursed her lips and said, "Anyway, I just don't like it, and it's cold, so disgusting..."

Ah... there are hot ones too... but it's not for measuring temperature...

"There is no such thing that can be done outside the body, just a biu~, the kind that is quick?"

Although I know what she wants to describe, but I always feel like she is talking about something weird...

"I'm sorry, the equipment here is so simple and there is really no such thing. You should pay attention to using it and finish the test soon, otherwise don't expect to play with you."

Xu Lehan stared at the thing in front of him for a while, frowned thoughtfully, and then asked: "Is there no other place for this thing to be inserted?"

"Yes, there are... such as the mouth..."

Xu Lehan shook his head instantly, and said in disgust: "No, it's so dirty..."

I glanced at her and said, "Then there is only one last place left..."

"Where?" Xu Lehan asked expectantly.

"The place where you left..." I tried to put it mildly, and I couldn't help filling in the picture in my mind, it was really shocking...

Xu Lehan immediately looked at me in disbelief, and I was very confused, it shouldn't be so, I said it so euphemistically...

"Mr. Hua, are you sure someone really... did this?"

I nodded truthfully. This is not a rare thing. It is said that some people fell in love with this feeling because of it. Xu Lehan made a fuss and made me wonder...

Xu Lehan swallowed suddenly, with an expression that refreshed his view of the world, which made me more and more puzzled.

"Has anyone else done that to a girl?"

"It's true... If you can't accept it, you should be honest. Where to insert. Where, don't ask so many nonsense."

"I have one last question!" Xu Lehan raised her hand like a primary school student.

I looked at her helplessly and signaled her to ask quickly.

"Then if that's the case, isn't the membrane of our girls... just...broken?"

(Today’s update is too late, I’m sorry, sorry, I’m going to take the exam tomorrow morning after the exam this afternoon, I can’t review it, this chapter is almost too late to write, sorry.)

213. Do you like me?

I clenched my fists tightly, but I told myself in my heart, isn’t it because of curiosity that students love to explore unknown things? As teachers, we should explain calmly and patiently, yes, calmly...

So, as a teacher, I pretended to smile and replied to the curious student in front of me with a rhetorical question: "Then why didn't you break it when you peed, Le Han? Dropping water can still wear through rocks."

Xu Lehan looked at me with contempt and said: "No, I wonder if your ex-girlfriend was inflated? Don't you know that the two are not in the same place? No way, no way?"

I knocked on her forehead angrily, and said, "You know it's not the same place? I'm not talking about that place at all, okay? I'm talking about the third place, okay?"

Xu Lehan thought for a while and suddenly realized: "Oh~ I understand, Suoga..."

Suddenly Xu Lehan looked at me jokingly again and said, "Mr. Hua, didn't you graduate from chemistry? Why do you know so much about our girls' body structure? Maybe you put your ex-girlfriend on the bed and studied it all over~"

Damn!

"Why, how is it possible, am I such a boring person?" I subconsciously poured a glass of water and drank it.

"Tsk tsk tsk~"

I glared at her and said, "Quickly finish the test, don't give me a whimper, you have so much energy, I wonder if you're just pretending to be sick..."

Then Xu Lehan took the body temperature into the quilt, and I wondered: "Why are you hiding it? Can't you measure it?"

Xu Lehan blinked her big cute eyes and said, "Aren't I going to take the test?"

I froze for a while, then suddenly got goosebumps, and said in disbelief, "You don't really want to measure the temperature, do you?"

Xu Lehan nodded.

Even the armpit can't accept it, why the butt can accept it, I really can't understand her brain circuit, I really want to cut it open to see if it's pretending to be shit...

"Take it out quickly, don't dirty Xiaojun's thermometer..."

"Hey, can't I just wash it, and then put it in the disinfection cabinet to kill and kill the virus, it is another stick that is 'silt but not stained'~"

I rubbed my forehead, and secretly sighed that her talent was used where it shouldn't be...

"Give me the thermometer." I held out my hand.

"Why? You don't want to help me, do you? This is not very good, men and women are different, and they are lonely..."

"I mean I'll stick you in your armpit!"

Without further ado, I ignored Xu Lehan's exclamation and directly reached into her bed and snatched the thermometer from her hand.

"Ah! Don't force it..."

After getting the thermometer, I directly lifted her quilt and lifted her tightly clamped arm to forcefully stuff her most annoying stick in, then clamped her arm tightly again, Xu Lehan bit her lip lightly I was forced to complete this process with an aggrieved face.

But it's not impossible that I'm the only one working hard, right?

"Pinch it harder!" I reminded.

Then Xu Lehan clamped it reluctantly, which made me very confused, isn't it just a thermometer, why is it so uncomfortable?What will she do in the future?

After it was over, she lay on the bed looking at the ceiling with nothing to love, as if she had experienced something unspeakable, but as long as I am comfortable, I don't need to be nagged by her anymore.

I sat by the bed and picked up my mobile phone to continue to check the news. My good friend Liao Zhengyang told me about entrepreneurial advertisers. He said that he had found relevant resources there, although they were only some small-traffic web pages. , but the price is cheap, so it can still be considered as a plan. I thought that after returning from this vacation, I would also have to contact the acquaintance Ye Zhi introduced to me who worked in an Internet company. Now it is vacation time, so I should not disturb them Rest as well.

Suddenly, a slender hand of mine stretched out and tugged on my sleeve. I looked over and saw Xu Lehan pouted in boredom and said, "Come play with me, I'm so bored..."

For some reason, the picture of Hua Xinning visiting the temperature when she was sick when she was a child suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. Once upon a time, she also said the same thing. Maybe it’s because they look so much alike. The tenderness in my heart suddenly disappeared. Being aroused, there was a feeling of treating Xu Lehan as another younger sister.

So I said: "Bored? Then you can play with your mobile phone, go and play with that or something."

Then I continued to reply to messages with Liao Zhengyang, just kidding, I can't play with Xu Lehan even if I die, otherwise I will definitely be yelled to death by her chirping.

"Well... What a straight man..."

"No, you misunderstood, I just simply don't want to play with you..." I said without turning my head.

But suddenly, Xu Lehan didn't hear any more voices. I turned my head strangely, and saw Xu Lehan showing a little sadness for the first time. After she noticed that I looked over, she said with some sadness: "Mr. You don't think I'm annoying... Hehe, yes, even my mother thinks I'm annoying, let alone outsiders..."

A person who has always been an optimist suddenly showed sadness, this is absolutely moving, I suddenly became nervous, put away the phone and comforted: "Le Han, don't get me wrong, I'm just talking to you Kidding……"

Xu Lehan didn't look at me but turned to look out of the window and said, "Mr. Hua, you don't need to comfort me anymore, you have always disliked me, and every time you see me, you will swear at me, and you have clearly promised not to do it again." You treated me like this, but just now you scolded me again... and you were so rude to me, you didn't treat me like a girl... I know maybe my poor grades make me a bad boy in your mind, right? After all, teachers like children with good grades, just like Xiaojun, who are well-behaved and have good grades..."

Xu Lehan, who suddenly turned into a literary and sentimental young woman, made me uncomfortable for a while, and I stood there for a long time listening to her pour half a bucket of bitter water, and the more I talked, the more embarrassed I became.

I interrupted her, touched her head and said softly: "Listen to me, I just want to say, if I don't want to see you, why don't I go to the beach to play, but come up to watch you out of boredom?"

"Maybe you're greedy for me..." Xu Lehan was talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"I'm hungry for your mother!"