As soon as I opened her hand that was holding my shoulder, I clamped her neck with my backhand and put it on my chest. Then I shook her head and said, "Who the hell wants to call you a brother, just you, a yellow-haired girl!" Why do you want me to call you brother here? I still call you little sister!"
Xu Lehan, I was dizzy from being shaken and coughed endlessly.
She tugged at my arm and begged for mercy: "Please, please let me go... ah ah ah..."
Then she fainted on my shoulder, I was so frightened that I quickly loosened her neck, patted her face and said in panic: "Lehan, are you okay? Don't scare me..."
However, I patted her small face again and again, but she didn't respond, so it must be true suffocation!I didn't work hard either?
I put my index finger in front of her nose, but there was no breath, which frightened me immediately, this, this... what if the rhythm of artificial respiration?
It's not too late, I didn't dare to delay, I hurriedly put Xu Lehan on the ground, but I watched her put a pair of hands on her and put her right hand on her left hand, and was about to strike between her two breasts. At this moment, I realized how obstructive her pair of proud balls are, but I couldn't care less, I just pressed on them first, and the moment I was about to touch her chest, Xu Lehan woke up suddenly He came over and covered his chest.
"Are you serious!?" Xu Lehan jumped up with a look of surprise.
I was almost not frightened by her fraudulent corpse, and then realized that Xu Lehan was just pretending...
And Xu Lehan smiled proudly when he saw how scared I was: "Hey, did I die because I was so nervous just now?"
"Can you not be nervous? If you want to die, don't die next to me. Isn't that causing me trouble?" If I really die, I can really help her to press her chest for artificial respiration...
Xu Lehan yelled at me twice, but my gaze was fixed on the bottom of her T-shirt... The fat time was completely exposed, the green lace one, so cute...
Xu Lehan hurriedly pulled down the T-shirt with one hand to block Fat Times, and pushed my head to the other side with the other hand, and said with disgust: "Go, go, see your big brother's Fat Times?"
Xu Lehan stood up, and I pondered for a while and said: "Thank you, Lehan, it is indeed as you said, I really don't know how to deal with the distance between me and Xiaojun and the others, but I think your opinion is quite good. Okay, time will give me the answer, no matter who is or who is not in the end, I should be mentally prepared to accept..."
As soon as I finished speaking, Xu Lehan suddenly fell silent, her face was a little gloomy, I called out her name strangely, Xu Lehan immediately came back to his senses and said with a giggle: "So I, Xu Lehan, am the best at the critical moment~"
After a pause, she looked at me again and said, "Why don't we become good brothers? If you have any emotional problems in the future, you can come to me. I promise to provide you with online consultation services 24 hours a day."
As she said that, she even patted my chest with the back of her hand, old society...
(Hey, second watch, the exam is over~)
219.HXD
I am afraid that my IQ will be lowered if I become brothers with this idiot...
I was speechless: "Why do you have to beg me for no reason..."
You don't even have the handle...
"This...that..."
Xu Lehan seemed to be stumped by my question, he hesitated and hawed for a while without saying anything.
"So why don't you just be idle and have nothing to do... You're still begging for help... Have you watched too many martial arts?"
Xu Lehan changed his tune again: "Then you will be my boyfriend?"
"Then what is the reason for this?"
"Because I don't have any male girlfriends. I see that there are many girls in the class. I want to have fun~"
When she said this, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to be Bi Antong's boyfriend, but it just changed gradually, so I felt that this thing was really meaningless and boring, so I said: "Your class Xiaojun and Tongtong have such good grades and don’t see you studying? You’re so useless…”
Xu Lehan suddenly approached me with a sad face and said to me: "I really want a male best friend, Mr. Hua, just promise me, we two had a fateful friendship just now."
Her breasts are so close, I'm going to stick them up...
Although I don't mind being her boyfriend, maybe because I don't know much about this kind of thing, I don't think it matters, but anyway, Bi Antong seems to have already recognized me as a boyfriend, I'm not sure about it Is it possible to become the boyfriend of two girls at the same time? If not, Bi Antong will have to make a big fuss about this matter again?It's rare that after last night, her relationship with me took another step...
"Forget it, I'm five years older than you and I'm still your counselor, don't you think it's awkward for me to be your boyfriend?"
Xu Lehan didn't care and said: "It's okay, it's okay, some people call people who are dozens of years older than me husband, age is not a problem..."
Why is she so obsessed with this...
I still think it's better to tell the truth, and said: "Actually, there is another reason...that is, I have already been Tongtong's male best friend, so..."
Xu Lehan's face suddenly became angry, and then he jumped up and dribbled the ball into my chest. The Q bomb made me feel excited.
"Why is Tongtong okay? Aren't you also five years older than her, aren't you also her counselor?"
"I think I have to ask her if she agrees. After all, first come, first served..."
Of course I will not ask for trouble to ask Bi Antong, this is just an excuse to evade Xu Lehan.
But Xu Lehan looked at me contemptuously and said: "No way, are you still afraid of her? Shame, shame, can you do it with this little ability..."
As if being right, I said desperately, "It's not called being afraid, it's just basic politeness... yes, basic politeness."
In fact, it's a shame, I don't know why I feel inexplicably uncomfortable when I think of Bi Antong's sulking and cold war with me, and I'm really a little scared...
Xu Lehan folded her hands on her chest, deliberately raised her eye-catching Opie, and said, "That's a pity, you don't want such a perfect girlfriend like me to be a big loss to you~"
Losing a fart, a girlfriend can't be a girlfriend, and she can't be a plant...
"Since it's not a girlfriend relationship, then I don't need to give you advice to solve your emotional problems~ I can only try my best to keep the matter about you and Jiang Yanyi a secret..."
She is simply a thorny threat. Although I have nothing to do with Jiang Yanyi, the matter of me hugging her just now can't be explained clearly in a few words. Do I want to tell Xu Lehan that Jiang Yanyi is actually I was afraid that I would be bored so let me hold her...
I quickly said: "Then let's ask for help..."
Xu Lehan raised his eyebrows, a smile appeared on his face, and he said with a smile: "If I promised earlier, it's over~"
Then she put her hand on my shoulder and wrapped it around my neck, and patted my chest with the other hand and said: "Don't worry, good brother, I will definitely give you all my experience so that you can be with several people at the same time." A girl who maintains a good relationship, believe in my strength, I am also the number one in romance, I have something~"
"Yes, yes, are you awesome..."
Maybe the only advantage of being a so-called good brother with Xu Lehan is that when she hooked up with me without any scruples, her breasts kept rubbing against me...
Xu Lehan continued: "Then it's time to determine the position. From now on, I will be the big brother and you will be the younger brother. Do you have any objections?"
I directly clamped her neck with my backhand, and said angrily: "Are you making more progress? You still want to be my big brother, believe it or not, I understand you?"
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
"..."
Xu Lehan took a lot of effort to take my hand away, compromised and said: "Then I will feel wronged and be the younger brother, you can be the boss..."
"You're smart."
Although I don't really take this matter of brothers very seriously, because real good brothers, such as me and Liao Zhengyang, don't need to say it out loud, and the two sides have reached a tacit understanding, but now I The reason why I care so much about who is the younger brother is because if Xu Lehan becomes the eldest brother, she will definitely take advantage of me in all kinds of words after a while, and I can't let her succeed...
I pushed Xu Lehan's shoulder and said: "Okay, go back to bed and rest first, you don't have to worry about catching a cold if you run out without wearing your trousers? You just showed signs of fever..."
"Yes, boss!" Xu Lehan obediently returned to the room, looking at the twisted buttocks of his good brother, he really wanted to give him a slap.
I still can't figure out why Xu Lehan insists on establishing some kind of boring brotherhood and bestie relationship with me for no apparent reason. Maybe a lively girl like her likes all these new things, maybe she will forget about it in a few days up.
Then I went back to Jiang Yan's room. After all, she must be very nervous, because she didn't want others to know that I was holding her just now, especially Luo Yao.
When I returned to Jiang Yanyi's room, I found that she was lying on the bed and looking at her mobile phone calmly, didn't she feel like being "caught"?
I sat down next to Jiang Yanyi and said, "I just explained to Le Han, she won't talk nonsense..."
As soon as Jiang Yan got up, she straightened her hair and said lightly: "That's good."
I was a little surprised and asked: "Aren't you afraid that she will think wildly?"
"If it's Sister Lehan, then there's no problem, she's not threatening anyway..."
I didn't understand for a while, I looked at Jiang Yanyi suspiciously, and the latter quickly said: "I, I mean, Sister Lehan, she should not do anything threatening, just resolve the misunderstanding."
Don't they all think of Xu Lehan like this, thinking that she is really innocent and will not threaten others? Just now, she forced me to be her big brother. Obviously, I haven't been a big brother for many years. Since the end of the second illness in junior high school...
Then when I was thinking about it, Jiang Yan pushed me and said: "Brother Hua, you go out first, sister Yaoyao asked me what you were doing just now... When she comes back and sees you in my room, she will definitely Misunderstood, you also know sister Yaoyao is suspicious..."
(There will be a second update later, why does Xu Lehan insist on establishing a girlfriend relationship or asking for help~)
220. Mom's Suspicion
I don't know that Luo Yao has always been suspicious and made enemies for herself. I guess in her eyes, Lu Xiaojun and Bi Antong are the number one big vixens, the ones with big tails, and Hua Xinning is her lifelong enemy. As for Ye Zhi, she probably doesn't think she's a good guy, but because of the face of her boss, she doesn't dare to challenge her directly...
But even if this is the case, I can't give up eating because of choking, and I can't dare to have normal contact with any girl just because Luo Yao is suspicious...
So I said, "Nothing happened between us, can't we just chat normally?"
Jiang Yanyi shook her head, and said somewhat unnaturally: "It's okay, it's just..."
I watched her wait for the next text.
"Anyway, I can't do it now, Sister Yaoyao asked me to monitor you... What if she sees you in my room and misunderstands me, I can't live up to her trust in me..."
It's not that it's not... I feel that Jiang Yanyi is making a big deal out of a molehill.
"You go out first, sister Yaoyao and the others will be back after shopping."
As soon as Jiang Yan said that, she got out of bed and pushed me out the door.
"I really don't think it's necessary to..."
It's rare for Jiang Yanyi to dress so cutely, I want to see more...
She seemed to have guessed my little tricks, so she blushed and said angrily: "It's not like I won't have a chance to watch it in the future, why are you in such a hurry..."
I blushed for a moment, I was embarrassed to stay any longer...
Then I stayed in the living room on the first floor for an hour and they still haven't come back. This is Jiang Yanyi's so-called coming back soon...
But taking advantage of this time, I also took the initiative to call my parents after a long time. To be honest, I am really not very good at being a son. Sometimes I haven’t called my parents for a week...
So I called my mother, and after a few chats, my mother asked me: "Is Xinning still used to going to college?"
Shouldn't this question be asked to Xin Ning himself?
"She is much more cheerful than before, and she gets along well with her roommates, and she has made many friends..."
In a sense, the six girls in this room are all her friends...
Mom smiled and said, "That's good... I'm still worried that Xin Ning is not used to contacting strangers like she was when she was a child..."
After a pause, my mother asked again: "Xinning, how is her relationship with you now?"
I didn't think too much about it and said with a smile: "It's good, that girl is still as clingy to me as before, haha."
When I thought my mother would be happy to see that our brother and sister got along well, I didn't expect her to hesitate for a while and said: "You are about to get married, and Xinning is still so clinging to you... Will it delay your finding a girlfriend? ?”
"No, no, Xinning is so cute, who doesn't like it?"
"That's what I said, but you two are not children after all, you are both adults, there are some truths you need to understand..."
I didn't quite understand the meaning of my mother's words, so I asked, "Mom, what do you want to say?"
At this time, my dad answered the phone and said to me: "Your mother means that you should keep your distance. She is not sensible, you have to be sensible. She is still so clingy to you in college. How can she find a boyfriend? "
When I heard from my parents that I should keep a proper distance from Xinning, I was stunned, because I had never considered this matter, nor did I take it seriously, because I always felt that My relationship with Xinning is very normal and moderate.
"Xinning told me that she doesn't want to find a boyfriend yet in college..."
"She really told you that?"
In fact, it was because my selfishness prevented Xin Ning from looking for her, but I definitely couldn't say such things.
"Well, she said that she wanted to study hard during college and didn't want to mess with messy things... I quite support it. College is a transitional period between campus and society, so you should learn more knowledge and skills. Patronizing on a relationship can't bring her What's the benefit... Besides, Dad, you don't want to see your precious daughter being abducted by those brats so early, do you?"
Dad was speechless for a moment, and it was obvious that my last sentence hit his heart.
"You two, father and son, don't be my daughter. Girls are no better than boys. They can't get married when they get old. It's right to find a boyfriend in college and get married after graduation... and it's not like your mother and I haven't gone to college. It's normal. My love affair doesn't affect my studies at all, isn't that how your dad brazenly persuaded me to date him back then..."
Don't think about it, if the embarrassing incident is publicly executed, Dad must be embarrassed.
"Xinning is not a child anymore, she will make her own decisions, so let's not interfere in her affairs..." I said.
"Could it be you who didn't let Xinning fall in love?"
My mother's sudden question made my back burst into a cold sweat, and I immediately stabilized my mood without showing any flaws and said, "How is it possible, I don't mind whether Xin Ning falls in love or not. I can see that she finds someone she likes to take care of her. I couldn't be happier for her..."
Mom was silent for a while before she said earnestly: "If you really think so, that's fine...Xin Ning is your sister, it doesn't matter if she is ignorant, as a brother, you need to know what is good for her... ..."
I can feel that there is something in my mother's words, reminding me to keep a distance from Xinning, so she obviously emphasized the words "sister" and "brother", which is a reminder to us, but she obviously worried too much, because Xinning and I It's a normal sibling relationship, even if Xin Ning was adopted, I don't have any other extra thoughts.
"Got it... By the way, has a stranger contacted you recently?"
"Um...no, what's the matter?"
I thought about it and decided that it would be better to tell them to be prepared, so I told them that Xu Lehan and Hua Xinning looked very similar and that Hua Xinning might be Xu Lehan's sister.
The other end of the phone was obviously surprised by my news, and it took a while before he said to me: "They haven't mentioned this to Xin Ning, have they?"
I could hear the nervousness of my parents' voices, they were all worried that Xinning's biological parents would really come to the door, although we all know that it is more human for Xinning to recognize his biological parents, but my parents and I agree with each other. Xin Ning has lived together for more than ten years, they are a family, and they will definitely selfishly not want Xin Ning's biological parents to come to their door, which will break the original family atmosphere.
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