The anchor I met with turned out to be my student

Jiang Yanyi's reaction was very simple, but I could see that Jiang Yanyi must be very happy. Although she was the youngest, she was also a girl, so she would be happy when a boy praised her.

I asked again: "Why don't you go swimming at the beach, otherwise such a beautiful swimsuit will be wasted."

Jiang Yanyi pointed to the other side of the sea and said, "I don't want to disturb Sister Lehan, she said she wants to wait quietly for a big thing to swim over..."

I looked in the direction Jiang Yanyi pointed, and was dumbfounded. No wonder I didn't notice where Xu Lehan was before. It turned out that she was standing behind a rock, staring at the sea motionlessly, holding a A huge trident stands under the rising sun, like a new generation of sea king.

I was puzzled by her bewildering behavior, so I shouted at Xu Lehan: "Lehan, what are you doing there?"

Xu Lehan immediately turned her head to me and put a hand on her lips to signal me to be quiet, then gestured to me again, as if something had swum by, then she raised her trident and poked the water surface viciously ...

Then she made an ok gesture to me, which was the only gesture I could understand, probably asking me if I understood...

"What are you gesticulating?" I said speechlessly.

However, Xu Lehan's expression was more speechless than mine. First, she turned her head to look at the surface of the water, then quickly ran towards me with the trident she got from somewhere, stopped in front of me and said, "Boss, you Why are you so stupid, you will scare the shark away by being so loud!"

"..."

"You fucking really want to catch a shark?"

Xu Lehan nodded repeatedly and said, "That's right, didn't I tell you before I came out? I plan to catch it and use it as our dinner barbecue~"

You are afraid that you have eaten the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard!

Jiang Yanyi on the side reminded: "Uncle policeman will arrest you, Sister Lehan..."

Xu Lehan suddenly realized: "Then I won't barbecue, I will use it as a pet to walk by the seaside, have you seen the master of how to train a dragon? He can tame a dragon, so it is definitely not a problem for me, Xu Lehan, to tame a shark. Then I will ride on the back of a shark Go around Sanya~”

I fumbled in my pocket, shit, I forgot to bring medicine, she probably has a fever...

From Xu Lehan's expression, I can't see any hint of joking, on the contrary, she is very serious, which makes me even more speechless, I can't hit her...

So he said euphemistically: "Sharks won't come here, so don't waste your efforts..."

Xu Lehan seemed to have expected it, waved his fingers left and right and said: "I already have a plan B, I plan to sacrifice a finger, cut a small hole and let some blood come out, I heard that the shark is good for this mouth, At that time, if he swims over, he will be a turtle in a urn. I just need to poke hard with my trident, wouldn't it be easy to catch? Hahahahaha..."

As she spoke, she took her trident and flew a crab crawling on the ground not far away, with a very smug expression...

Jiang Yan and I looked at each other tacitly, and we both saw the sad look in each other's eyes, a look of sadness for Xu Lehan...

After a pause, Xu Lehan continued: "Of course there is Plan C, I can lie on the sea and use my charismatic body to attract those male sharks, even my boss can't resist, let alone sharks , wahahahahahaha..."

The veins on my forehead suddenly popped up, I pushed Xu Lehan and said: "Hurry up and catch your shark, don't bb here!"

"hey-hey……"

Then Xu Lehan walked towards the beach with her trident in her hands again. Seeing her long body without a head, I still worried for her and said, "Don't cut your fingers and wrists for me. Bloodletting, it doesn't matter if you faint, it's a big deal if you get polluted by the sea near Xiaojun's house."

Xu Lehan turned around and saluted me and said, "Boss, received! I will adopt plan C!"

Wish those sharks could keep their eyes wide open, not all women with a good body have brains that are delicious, maybe it's filled with water...

Suddenly a burst of laughter rang in my ears, I turned my head and saw Jiang Yanyi giggling happily.

"Brother Hua has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, but he is so fierce when he obviously cares about Sister Le Han..."

"Who cares about that Dummy? I'm worried about her on behalf of her parents. Her parents told me to take good care of her and don't let her be blinded by wild ideas..."

Jiang Yanyi's smile gradually stopped, and she suddenly asked inexplicably: "Will Brother Hua like a girl with a personality like Sister Le Han? I think it will be very happy to have a girl like Sister Le Han as a girlfriend, right?" , there are endless topics to talk about every day, endless things to say..."

Although I don't know why Jiang Yanyi suddenly asked this question, I never had too many thoughts about Xu Lehan, so I said: "To be honest, girls like Lehan who are lively, cheerful and playful are the type that many boys like. Especially in this era, no matter if it is a boy or a girl, there are very few people who are lively and cheerful. Lehan is definitely a rare commodity. This kind of girl is definitely rare to be a girlfriend..."

Jiang Yan glanced at me complainingly and said, "Brother Hua, you still haven't told me whether you like it or not..."

Jiang Yanyi's question made it a little difficult for me to answer. I like it very much, but it has not risen to the level that I like to be a girlfriend. Moreover, Jiang Yanyi has an indescribable deal with Luo Yao. Will she take me Tell Luo Yao what I said, and then Luo Yao has to come to me and make a big fuss...

So I went around and said: "I think Le Han is very good as a friend, but as a girlfriend, I may not have the joy of being friends."

Jiang Yan nodded slowly after hearing this, as if she was talking to herself: "As expected, that's good..."

However, I don't know what "that's good" in her mouth means...

"ah!"

Suddenly Jiang Yanyi let out a bluff, and I quickly looked over, a crab actually grabbed Jiang Yanyi's swimming skirt, that crab seemed to be the one that Xu Lehan picked up just now, and came back to take revenge...

"Brother Hua, hurry up, take it away for me quickly..." Jiang Yanyi looked very flustered, and even her voice trembled.

"Ah, it, it touched me, I... woo... Is it going to crawl in!"

I quickly comforted him: "Don't move, it's just a small crab. I'll help you remove it. You want to stay still."

I slowly approached Jiang Yanyi, and looked at the crab with the swimming skirt on it. The position of the crab was really tricky, and it was difficult for me to remove it for a while...

"Wuuu, brother Hua, help me, I can't take it anymore..." Jiang Yanyi couldn't bear it anymore.

"Okay, I'll be right away."

I didn't care whether anyone would see it, so I slowly reached out to the bottom of Jiang Yanyi's swimming trunks, where the astringent crab was caught on the edge...

"What are you doing!?"

I was already trembling with fear, and suddenly my whole body trembled...

(Second update soon)

235. Brother Hua is leg control, right?

Looking up, I saw Luo Yao looking at me and Jiang Yan with a kind face.

"A crab got caught on Jiang Yanyi's swimming skirt, Yaoyao, look..."

However, the crab in the direction I pointed has disappeared, which...

"Brother Tusheng, where is the crab?" Luo Yao looked at me with a smile.

I couldn't explain it clearly for a while, if there were no crabs there, my actions just now meant to attack Jiang Yan...

"what!"

Jiang Yanyi exclaimed, stood up in panic, shook her swimming skirt, and finally the crab that climbed onto Jiang Yanyi's swimming skirt was shaken off, and everything came to light.

Luo Yao said speechlessly: "Yanyi, why are you so flustered because you just got a crab? I heard your screams from over there..."

I took a look at Lu Xiaojun, Lu Xiaojun squatted next to Hua Xinning and patted her on the shoulder as if comforting her, while Hua Xinning was lying on the beach chair looking at the ground blankly like a QJ queen , it can be seen how fiercely Luo Yao trampled her...

Luo Yao directly grabbed the crab that made trouble just now and threw it over the sea, as if it happened to hit Xu Lehan who was watching alone...

"No, Sister Yaoyao, just now that crab wanted to climb...to climb in..." Jiang Yanyi said with some difficulty, especially since I was still present.

"What's the matter, when you grow up, you can't wait for something to crawl in~"

"Cough cough!"

I quickly reminded that this is speeding!

Luo Yao looked at me who was pretending to be coughing, and said without blushing and heartbeat: "It was originally, let me think about it...Brother Tusheng was in college at the time, and when I was in the second year of high school, I was thinking every night when I would be able to do it again. When I met Brother Tusheng, looking at the photos of Brother Tusheng changing clothes in the room secretly taken, I wished that Brother Tusheng was by my side to help me, but unfortunately you are not here, so I have to use my own..."

How could Luo Yao say this in front of the underage Jiang Yanyi? I interrupted directly: "Is your butt itchy?!"

However, Luo Yao said with a cheeky smile: "Come on, brother Tusheng hasn't spanked my butt for a long time~"

Luo Yao twisted her body, looking impatient.

"You win!" I said angrily.

Luo Yao said with a face full of disappointment: "Okay, I'd better go back and teach that Hua Xinning a lesson..."

This Luo Yao, who was talking about building a race track, finally walked away. How did she become so...so shameless, a girl who started in her second year of high school... Sigh, who led her into trouble? Yeah, but I'm not qualified to say her, I still started from the first year of high school... But Luo Yao is really the only woman among all the girls I have met who can let me beat me in that respect, not even losing to me Friends who used to drive with their mouth full...

I suddenly thought of something, and I reminded Luo Yao loudly: "Remember not to go too far, Xinning is weak and can't stand your tossing..."

I don't know if Luo Yao heard it or not, anyway, she went to Hua Xinning's side again, Lu Xiaojun was frightened by her aura, she quickly moved away, and then Luo Yao proudly "cleaned up" Hua Xin lemon……

Looking back, I saw Jiang Yanyi's face was blank, as if she didn't understand the conversation I had with Luo Yao just now.

"Brother Hua, Sister Yaoyao misses you as much as she misses you. Why do you want you to help her? What are you helping her for?"

I was actually a little surprised by Jiang Yanyi's simplicity. By the way, aren't people generally precocious nowadays, especially in this network information age, why can't Jiang Yanyi understand?Didn't she still play with those "bad friends" before?Didn't they teach her?

The three consecutive attacks made me ask Jiang Yanyi: "Didn't those students in the KTV teach you?"

Jiang Yan shook her head and said, "Teach me what? I've only known them for a short time, and you didn't let me get in touch with them. I listened to your words and didn't associate with them anymore..."

Ah this...

No way, little girl, you are lacking in knowledge, it’s not a good thing, you’ll be easily taken advantage of by those “sensible” little boys in the future, even Lu Xiaojun, who looks so innocent, knows the basics ...

"Don't you think that a man and a woman can have a baby if they hug each other?" I couldn't believe it.

Jiang Yan blushed a little and said excitedly: "Surely not, then I was pregnant three times by you!!"

"Ahem..." I really choked this time.

As soon as Jiang Yanyi finished speaking, she also realized that she had spoken recklessly, but she didn't blame herself. Instead, she stepped on my thigh with her bare feet, but Jiang Yanyi's feet are really too cute. The feeling of coming over is also soft. I feel that since I was stepped on by her wearing white silk this morning, something strange has awakened in my body...

"You even laughed, you really like the feeling of being stepped on by girls?" Jiang Yanyi teased.

"No, I'm just laughing at you. You don't even know what Yaoyao is talking about. What age is it? You're too naive..." I sneered back.

"Hehe, I was just pretending, I didn't want to embarrass you, but I didn't expect you to think I was ignorant!"

I suddenly widened my eyes in surprise, it turned out that I was still on the first floor.

Jiang Yanyi seemed unconvinced. She just stood up and stretched out her bare feet to scratch my chest. Seeing her white and slender legs dangling in front of me made me feel a wave of excitement. It's the feeling that other girls can't give me, it's like the inherent attributes of Jiang Yanyi, who is in middle school, brought me an unusual psychological experience.

"I don't understand? Then what about me now? Would you boys be very happy~"

Jiang Yan took a look at Luo Yao's side to make sure she wasn't knocking this way, then squatted down and whispered to my ear, "Brother Hua, I already know your xp~ Do you want us to go a little farther away?" Shall I play for you?"

Jiang Yanyi's words are too lethal, I, I...

"Brother Hua is embarrassed, so he is struggling with his thoughts? But even if you want to, I won't let you play, hahaha..."

Suddenly Jiang Yan burst into laughter, and it took me a while to realize that it was obvious that she played me again...

"You little brat, I don't bother with you..." I said with a stiff mouth to save face.

"Just brag, your expression can't fool me, brother Hua who controls your legs~" Jiang Yanyi was still laughing at me.

Damn, I was tricked by Jiang Yanyi... But I was also relieved, I thought when Jiang Yanyi would learn to use her appearance and figure like Luo Yao to "show off. Seductive, she said at such a young age, but fortunately, it turned out that she just liked to tease me, so she teased me like this, not because she wanted to seduce people, because she thought she had learned bad things at a young age... …

But despite this, Jiang Yanyi, who is only 15 years old, knows too much of these "knowledge", and is much more precocious than us at the same age...

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236. Two Enemies

As soon as Jiang Yan finished playing tricks on me, she was afraid that I would clean her up, so she immediately ran away to Lu Xiaojun and Ye Zhi for a drink.

Here I am in the embarrassing situation of being teased by Jiang Yanyi. At this moment, I saw Hua Xinning running towards me with her untied bikini swimsuit on her chest, not even taking care of the braided straw hat Falling to the ground, he shouted with a miserable expression, "Brother, brother, help me..."

Behind her, Luo Yao chased after her, and shouted with a smirk: "Xinning, why are you running? Don't you always fight against me!?"

Hua Xinning came to me and grabbed my sleeve with one hand and said pitifully: "Brother, help me, Sister Yaoyao is bullying..."

I saw that the bikini swimsuit covered by Xin Ning's hand could not completely cover the sacred mountain, but it was lying crookedly across her chest, and her originally tied hair was also a little messy, completely looking like she had just been caught by someone. Hmm, not to mention how charming she looks.

"Hmph, Xin Ning, you are so hopeless that you even asked your brother for help?"

Seeing Luo Yao chasing after me, Hua Xinning immediately hid behind me, clutching my clothes tightly, as if she was tortured by Luo Yao to the point of fear, God knows what unspeakable things Luo Yao is doing besides rubbing her Oupai ...

Luo Yao also walked behind me, and Xin Ning pulled me around slightly, letting me still stand in front of her. When Luo Yao turned to the right, Xin Ning came to the left, and when Luo Yao came to the front, Xin Ning hid in the back, just like this, repeated left, right, front, back, back and forth no less than ten times...

Luo Yao finally lost her patience, and said in a cold voice: "Xin Ning, you dare not come out and confront me today, right? Aren't you usually very shy? A cowardly sister who only hides behind her brother's back!"

"But I have an older brother who loves me, but you don't!" Hua Xinning finally found a point to fight back.

Luo Yao gritted her teeth immediately, but she couldn't deny it. After thinking about it for a while, she suddenly snorted coldly: "What's the use of a younger sister? Sooner or later, she will stay far away from your brother. Only I can stay with Brother Tusheng forever and be his brother. Wife, kiss him, make love with him, bear children for him~ can you do it?"

"I, I..." Luo Yao's words were impeccable, and Hua Xinning was speechless for a moment.

"I, I can also..."

Hua Xinning's voice was too low, so that Luo Yao and I didn't hear what was said, and Hua Xinning suddenly said to me wronged: "Brother, you don't care about sister Yaoyao, she always It's bullying me, not only rubbing my place, but also spanking my ass just now..."

"Hmph, who told you to always spoil my good business with Brother Tusheng? Just now I wanted Brother Tusheng to gently apply sunscreen for me, but you came here to interfere!"

I suddenly became a top ten, why do I have the feeling that after seeing two naive elementary school students quarreling, they came to complain in front of my class teacher...

I rubbed my forehead and said helplessly: "You two, let me tell you what to say... It's fine for you to be like this when you were in elementary school. How many years have passed, and both of you are adults, why are you still arguing like children... ..."

"She bullied me first!" Xin Ning and Luo Yao pointed at each other in unison.