The anchor I met with turned out to be my student

This way of apologizing is too grand, I quickly lifted her up and said, "It's okay, I just came to your School of Management, it's normal for you to admit your mistakes."

Her serious appearance makes me a little bit dumbfounded, but isn't the implication of being mistaken as a student that I have a tender face?This makes the 25-year-old me secretly happy.

Lu Xiaojun blamed himself again and said, "It's all my fault for not being careful enough. Even though the teacher looks to be in his thirties, I still mistook him for a student..."

Fuck, the crit hit with [-] million points abruptly fast forwarded me to five years, I suppressed my sadness and said, "I didn't care..."

Lu Xiaojun looked at me with big watery eyes and confirmed again: "Really?"

"It's really fine, and it's not a big deal."

The uneasiness on her little face finally dissipated, she smiled and said: "Then I'll go back first, goodbye teacher~"

Although I think she is a bit of a fuss, but I can see that she is a very well-educated child, and her words and deeds are very decent. Looking at her petite back, and her unique sweet voice as a host lingers in my ears, I feel a little sorry Why couldn't I meet such a cute girl when I was in school?

Suddenly, I was lightly kicked by someone, and when I came back to my senses, I realized that it was Bi Antong who was waiting at the side, and she said coldly: "I can't help you with anything, I just hook up with female students there. Let’s go, what are you looking at, you plan to eat young grass with old cows?”

Why do I think this sounds sour?

I wanted to ask her why I became an old cow, but I saw that she had turned around and went downstairs, so I had to drag two suitcases and hurriedly followed.

……

We took a taxi and went back to the apartment. As soon as Bi Antong entered the room, he held his nose and said in distaste: "Why does it smell like a stinky man..."

I spray air fresheners at home every day, so there is no such thing as a manly smell, so I said angrily, "If you don't like it, don't live in it."

Bi Antong pursed his lips and remained silent, and started to move his things into my bedroom, no, her bedroom...while I went to the kitchen to make dinner, and I was busy until seven o'clock in the evening, my stomach was protesting.

Just when I was halfway through cooking, Bi Antong’s scream came from the room. I immediately turned off the stove and rushed to the room.

"What happened?"

When I rushed to the room, I saw Bi Antong covering his mouth with his hands and staring at something on the ground in disgust.

I approached, picked it up, and took a look. I went, and it turned out to be a half-box of condoms left over from Mo Jia. I said to Bi Antong in embarrassment, "Why are you rummaging through the cabinet next to my bed?"

But Bi Antong didn't take this as the main point, but asked with a blushing face, "Why do you hide such a dirty thing!"

My black question mark? ? ?

"This thing is recommended even by hospitals, so why talk about it?"

Bi Antong blushed and retorted: "Even if this is the case, you can't... you can't..."

Seeing that she couldn't speak clearly, I asked strangely: "Didn't you use this thing when you dated your ex-boyfriend?"

It's okay if you don't ask, but if you ask, it's like setting the powder keg on fire. She blew up on the spot, pushed me out of the room and yelled: "You only use this kind of thing with your boyfriend! You dirty, shameless big silver bug !"

Inexplicably, I was kicked out of my room, and I was given a title that was full of derogatory adjectives... But I also got a piece of information because of this, this girl is still a baby, that is, the mother has been single so far, I think I There is one more reason to laugh at her.

As for the half box of condoms in my hand, I hesitated whether to throw them away... Forget it, maybe I will need it someday, so let's keep it.

(Is there an Erlian~)

6. Teachers and students play games

"How is my craft?"

Looking at Bi Antong in front of me eating the meal I cooked without saying a word, I was looking forward to her evaluation.

"so so……"

"Yes, is it..."

But you packed four bowls of rice just now, right?

I picked up the last piece of chicken wing on the plate, but when I was in the air, I found an extra pair of chopsticks caught on it.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

Bi Antong looked like "I want to eat".

"I did it first, okay? Classmate An Tong..."

As a result, she stood up while I wasn't paying attention, opened her mouth and bit the chicken wing, I...well, you win.

I teased: "Didn't you say it's so-so, why did you still grab me?"

Bi Antong said without blushing, "I thought you were going to pinch me~"

Really shameless.

"You will wash the dishes later, we said before that you will take care of the housework..."

As soon as I finished speaking, Bi Antong said "Yeah", quickly put the chopsticks on the table, and suddenly remembered something and said: "Oh, I will definitely next time, I still have to catch up with the live broadcast at 08:30, I'm going back to my room first, please wash it for me."

Hehe, let's see if I don't find a time to train you well, so that you can remember the rules of this family!

……

When I came out of the bathroom and passed the bedroom after taking a shower, I stood outside the door and listened for a while. I only heard Bi Antong chatting with the audience in a sweet voice, but her answers to various questions from netizens were completely inconsistent with her reality. Image, for example, she said that she is a good cook... I think she is a good cook.

I was lying on the sofa and swiping my phone boredly. For some reason, I wanted to see Bi Antong’s appearance during the live broadcast, because the girl next door she showed during the live broadcast can make people feel so tender, but in reality she is Treating me with a haughty attitude is not cute at all. Thinking of this, I feel a little uncomfortable.

Logging on to the live broadcast platform, I found her on the current hot list. The current viewing volume is more than 100 million. It is really amazing to be able to achieve such a result in just two months. I think the audience is probably attracted by her beautiful face and Sweet voice attracts.

As soon as she entered her live broadcast room at one o'clock, a large line of "Tusheng" popped up and entered the live broadcast room. What was also eye-catching was the aggressive entrance glare and background sound.

In the comments, "The big guy who made [-] swipes at once last night is here..."

I’m definitely not the one who gave the most gifts on the list, but it’s definitely the one with the most in a single day among her audience, so I feel a little flattered, and I’m in a completely different mood from last night, and I still feel a little inexplicable shame, I don’t I know the reason, probably because I already know Bi Antong. Thinking about it this way, I am a little complacent again, because the goddess in the eyes of these people is in my bedroom...

Bi Antong’s appearance on the screen is not much different from that in reality. It seems that beauty tools such as filters are superfluous for her; she obviously also saw me entering the live broadcast room, and only heard her say: "Everyone, please wait a moment. Wait a minute, I'm going to make a cup of milk tea."

Then she disappeared from the camera, and rushed to me in the living room, and snatched the mobile phone from my hand before I could react, and she threw the mobile phone back to me after a short operation, dissatisfied He said, "You are not allowed to enter my live broadcast room from now on!"

"Why?" I've already made a lot of money, shouldn't I enjoy the highest rights?Why was he kicked out...

Bi Antong hesitated on the spot, thinking of something, the roots of his ears were gradually dyed cherry red, avoiding my sight, his lips opened and closed, as if hesitating to speak.

"Because, because..."

"Hmm?" I would like to hear Qixiang.

But she didn't want her to turn around and walk back to the room, and said angrily: "You are a real person, you can watch whatever you want in reality, why do you have to watch it in the live broadcast!!"

This amount of information is a bit large, I don't know whether to show it or not...

I turned on the phone again and found that the software for watching the live broadcast had been uninstalled by her...

Having nothing to do, I opened the Chicken Battlefield that I hadn’t played for a long time on my phone. After a 10-minute update, I successfully entered the game lobby. At the end of the last season, I have already dropped to the platinum rank... It's not interesting to be alone. I opened the friends list and took a look, and found that Lu Xiaojun was actually online. She is still a super trump card. This cute girl is really good at shooting. (Lu Xiaojun is the class monitor, and the counselor added contact information to the monitors of each administrative class in advance.)

I sent her an invitation to form a team, but after a while she still had no response, but there was a message on QQ, which was sent by Lu Xiaojun.

"Teacher, I am not playing by myself."

This excuse is too sloppy, I was a student before, and I know that it is very embarrassing to meet a teacher in the game, but this is a university, which teacher still cares so leniently...

I replied: "What are you afraid of...don't pretend, just come and play."

"Oh... Teacher, invite me again."

Soon, Lu Xiaojun joined the team. She turned on the microphone and explained cautiously: "Teacher, in fact, I seldom play. Today I ran into you, Teacher..."

"Then you're pretty good, and you've become a super ace when you play occasionally, and I'll rely on you to lead me to fly later."

I smiled and didn't expose her, it was clearly written in the information that she had fought thousands of times...

"Where is it, teacher, you should take me away..."

When I was about to start the game, Lu Xiaojun said again: "Teacher, wait a moment, my cousin will also join."

The cousin she was talking about quickly entered the team and was also a super ace, and then a slightly mature voice came: "Xiaojun, who is this man?"

"He was my college counselor."

"Oh."

I don’t know if their family has the talent to be a voice actor, but the voice of a royal sister and the voice of a loli make my ears pregnant.

"Is there no one else?" I confirmed.

"No more, let's play in the rainforest, teacher. If you have more supplies, you can take care of them."

What do you mean, are you looking down on me, a distinguished platinum player?But I still chose the rainforest, because I also like that map more, I don’t like the feeling of looking for guns everywhere, and I also want to experience the feeling of being led away by two super ace girls.

Then after a period of loading, I entered the quality square, and various noisy voices followed. I quickly chose to listen to the team's voice, and then an uncle's voice sounded: "Two young ladies follow me, brother, I am a super ace, and I will wait a while Take you away."

Cousin Lu Xiaojun ignored him, but Lu Xiaojun said politely: "Well, thank you, the three of us are together, why don't you dance with us."

As a result, I, who had been ignored all the time, was chosen by Lu Xiaojun to skydive, and my cousin also followed me.

"Well, I can jump anywhere, you just follow me, I will fight a bloody path for the two young ladies."

The uncle had no choice but to follow me.

So the plane started to fly, and I punctuated at "He Jing", which is far away from the route. I haven't played for a long time, and I want to get familiar with the feel of the game. I don't want to start too hard in this round.

The uncle complained: "Isn't it? Isn't the resort delicious? Don't be cowardly, brother, don't let the two girls have no game experience."

I said helplessly, "I'm practicing my touch, I don't want to be so rigid."

Lu Xiaojun also said for me: "That's right, I don't want to go to a place with so many people to just shoot, I'm so tired..."

The uncle said disdainfully: "Cut, that's because he can't protect you, see how I take you to eat chicken later."

(daily ball favorites and likes)

7. Invincible God of War

Before landing, I dragged my small eyes to look around. Just as I thought, no other team took a fancy to this place.

During the process of picking up supplies, the uncle kept clamoring about whether he had a high-power lens, and Lu Xiaojun said, "I have a six-power lens..."

The uncle hurriedly said: "Give it to me quickly, I am short of 98K."

In fact, I have a Mini in my hand, and I want a high-power lens...Unexpectedly, Lu Xiaojun asked me: "Teacher, do you need a six-power lens? If you want it, I will give it to you."

What a cutie, my heart warmed up, but in order not to make this uncle angry, I still said: "I'm not very good at sniping, you guys use it."

"Oh, okay."

The uncle didn't forget to taunt me after getting the item: "Brother, what rank are you, you don't know how to use snipers anymore?"

"Now it's platinum." I replied truthfully.

"Hehe, then you should not waste this high power."

This kind of person is a mouthful, and I am too lazy to argue with him.

In fact, within half a minute of this conversation, I have searched more than ten houses in my area.

"Have you finished searching? Let's move quickly. We have to cross the bridge in the safe zone, and someone will guard the bridge." I said as I looked for the car.

"Teacher, why are you so fast?"

Can she speak clearly, we are all adults, it's easy to think wrong, okay...

"It's okay, take a look at the house, pick up what you need, and change houses if you don't need it."

In the end, I was sprayed by the uncle again: "You think you are a professional player, did you search P city in 1 minute? You have to use your brain to pretend to be B..."

Isn't this something that ordinary players can do?

I kind of wanted to block him, but I didn't want Lu Xiaojun's cousin to say something bluntly: "If you can't do it yourself, it doesn't mean others can't do it."

The uncle felt humiliated when he was bullied by the girl, and my ears finally calmed down.

But after a while, the uncle said again: "Speaking of Miss No. 2, I am a little familiar with your voice, very similar to the up master 'Little Luer' in the COS area of ​​station b."

"Ah, yes, isn't it? That's quite a coincidence. I'll watch her video when I have time."

"I thought it was me...it's a pity."

Although I haven't watched the video of that "little deer", but based on my several contacts with Lu Xiaojun, I don't think she will be someone who likes the COS circle at all. As for the name, it is probably a coincidence.

The cousin found a car, and the four of them stayed on the edge of the circle, and somehow made it into the top five. Seeing their skillful operation, I began to suspect that these two girls became super aces by this trick...

The circle has shrunk a bit, but the uncle wants Cousin Lu Xiaojun to drive the car to the airdrop box on the flat ground, Lu Xiaojun said: "There may be someone watching nearby..."

"It's okay, the boxes are all outside the circle, who would be idle and staring at them!"

"But I just saw a car passing by on a high slope in the southeast direction..." I said.