I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

While thinking about it, Chang Fei took a deep breath and took out a lightning rod from her arms!

Because of his height, Chang Fei couldn't touch the ground with his feet to guide the lightning directly into the ground, but this did not affect his work of guiding the lightning.

After all, as a month old, he doesn't have anything else, and he still has a lot of red strings!

The red rope was connected to the ground, and Changfei held up the lightning rod in both hands, condensing his own internal energy, and guided the lightning to quickly gather towards the lightning rod in his hand.

Thunder and lightning fell towards Chang Fei at a speed that people could not catch with the naked eye, and the boy's figure quickly and completely disappeared in the flash of thunder and lightning.

It is indescribable for the people who are in complicated moods at this moment. They... have never seen such a senior who is willing to sacrifice himself!

To actually refuse their help for their sake, to undertake the thunder tribulation alone!

The cultivators stood up from the ground one after another, watching the thunder and lightning gradually disappear, and the heavy rain turned into a drizzle, they flew up into the air with their swords, made gestures of their highest respect, held them high, and turned to That venerable old senior deeply... half-kneeled, bowed and raised his right hand high!

"Uh!" Chang Fei's mouth twitched as he looked at the cultivators who were uniformly proposing marriage to their mortal man, and countless muddy horses were galloping in his heart.

Madan's what is this for?He just withdrew his spell. Were these guys' heads smashed by lightning?

Seeing that these people still lowered their heads, as if they didn't realize that they were still alive at the moment, Chang Fei couldn't help but fled before these people raised their heads.

However, when he ran away, he didn't notice that the boy among a group of young children opened his eyes in the arms of an adult, and his eyes never moved away from him.

And the boy's gaze also changed from despair a few minutes ago to hope, from hope to longing, and finally when Chang Fei fled, from longing to firm belief.

He kept his eyes fixed on Chang Fei's landing, watching his white hair turn into black hair, watching the old senior turn into a young man. What the boy thought of for a moment was that in the fairy tale, The rejuvenation of the Taoist people after attaining the Tao and becoming an immortal!

Looking outside, the fairy who had completely turned into a young boy scratched his cheek, turned around with some headaches, and the boy closed his eyes again as if he was afraid of being found out.

But he clearly heard the only footsteps walking on this muddy land gradually approaching.

With a light on his body, it seemed that something was removed, and the boy felt his heart beat faster.

And it seemed that the voice of the great god was taking a breath, and sighed again.

Is this sighing that the uncle who saved him and Xiaoqi can't do it?The boy was a little worried. He knew that he was saved by the uncle who was still protecting him at the moment... It's just that the uncle himself seemed to have been seriously injured...

The uncle will die or something... The boy couldn't help but burst into tears when he thought about it, he didn't want the uncle to die, only this uncle was the only one who didn't ignore them and was willing to reach out to them!

"Huh? Are you still alive?" The fairy seemed to have noticed the boy's reaction, he patted the boy's head lightly with his hand, and said lightly, "Don't worry, I'm fine, everything will be fine after a night of sleep. "

The voice was very nice... that hand also seemed to be magically magical, and the boy felt himself calm down.

The boy didn't know if it was because of the peace of mind that the gods were by his side, tiredness filled his heart, and his consciousness gradually dimmed...

The 240th Step to Achieve Moon Lao: The Wonderful Fat Child and the Brain-Dead Master

A big fire was extinguished by Changfei's special means, but it seems that this mess is not cleaned up by others, but he has to take the initiative to clean it up...

Chang Fei, who had some headaches, quickly followed the yellow rope of family affection to find his father. At this moment, his family's scumbag father behaved very unscumbag this time, and actually protected his two children under him!

I have to say... well done!Seeing the two little guys breathing evenly, even he still adored and admired his father a little bit.

Such a time is very heroic!

After comforting the boy who seemed to be still having nightmares, he fell asleep peacefully with the simplest heart-purifying spell in the textbook, and then carefully placed the two children on the temporary water bed made of water magic.

Dad Lezheng Tingyu's injury was not extensive, but his back was all scalded, and he hadn't hit it, which would obviously lead to infection of the wound.

Chang Fei himself didn't study medicine, and he didn't have any medical knowledge in this area, so he didn't know the real way to deal with it.

"In short... let's water it first, let's lower the temperature first?" Chang Fei walked around her father twice, water started to flow out of her hand, she tilted her head and was about to be rained directly by the other party, see Can you reduce the overheating situation first and then deal with other injuries.

"Idiot! Idiot! Stop it! Do you want to kill this patient?!"

However, Chang Fei's actions were not over yet, and a voice in his head exploded directly in his head.

The sound made his ears buzz, Chang Fei subconsciously covered his ears, and looked around, but at this glance, there were abandoned houses and the wails of some animals everywhere, which was not as clear as before voice?

"D-Have you hallucinated?" Chang Fei was a little taken aback. Didn't he think that he already had auditory hallucinations at such a young age?Is this God's jealousy of talents?Or... because he was struck by lightning in succession just now and caused sequelae?

Not so exaggerated, right?Chang Fei rubbed her ears and pressed them lightly, it seemed... nothing unusual?

Chang Fei frowned, pricked up his ears again and bowed guiltyly, and listened carefully to the surroundings. He made sure that there were no other sounds except the sounds of animals.

"Ahh~!! You are really hopeless! I told you not to use water directly. The burns are so severe and there are bruises. Are you going to let this guy get infected and die? Why didn't you listen to the reminder just now? !Are you funny?!"

"Who the hell is talking to me?!" Chang Fei finally jumped up, and this time he really heard the other party's voice clearly!It sounded like a child's voice!

"Who? Who? Come out quickly! If you don't come out, I'll just pour water on him! If you don't come out, I won't listen to what I say next time! I'll just pour water on him unceremoniously." Up! Come out!"

"Oh my god! Are you really a joker? This is a human being who is related to you by blood, right? Why can you directly threaten me with the life of your relatives! Are you really crazy?"

Right in front of Chang Fei, a little guy wearing a green apron appeared in front of Chang Fei. He was wearing a pair of green trousers with his horns tied up, wrinkled his little nose, and stared at Chang Fei very dissatisfied. , Xiaopang hugged his chest with his hands, really dissatisfied.

If it weren't for the very oriental facial features and special personality, Chang Fei would have wondered if this guy was the fat kid from the West before!

"I think fat kids are very popular now?" But even so, Chang Fei couldn't help crying out.

"Huh~? You kid... Who are you calling a fat kid! I'm bigger than most people in this world! I'm not a brat with a brain problem like yours!" , the fat kid immediately objected angrily.

Hearing what the other party said, Chang Fei scratched her cheek, half-closed her eyelids, curled her lips a little impatiently, and retorted emotionlessly: "I don't care how old you are? Don't use your current appearance if you have the ability? "

"Huh? Kid, are you provoking me? Let me tell you, you can't afford to provoke me with my real identity! I'm..."

"Hi... I see, you are the king of heaven, but what does it matter to me? Even if you are my immediate boss, in this era of freedom and peace, I am not interested in playing with you about the class system. Are you busy? Let's go and play!" Chang Fei interrupted without waiting for the other party to say harsh words.

And not only did he want to interrupt, but he also decisively showed a troublesome expression, pushed the fat kid away, and the water in his hand was about to fall.

"Ah... wait, wait! Keep people underwater! I was wrong, please listen to me and don't hurt this innocent life again!"

Seeing that the water condensed in Chang Fei's hand was about to fall, the fat kid in green finally couldn't help it, and subdued obediently, begging Chang Fei to let the poor man in front of him go.

It's just that he didn't notice that there was such a hint of banter flashing across Chang Fei's face.

You know, Chang Fei is not stupid!Obediently listen to the other party's name or something, if it is really an astonishingly great identity, then won't he really be led by the other party's nose obediently?

There is a saying that those who don't know don't blame, he has to squeeze the other party's value first, taking advantage of the fact that he still doesn't know anything, anyway, just say that I don't know, won't everything be resolved?

Seeing that everything seemed to be developing according to his hope now, Chang Fei naturally couldn't control the little excitement in his heart.

It's just that this feeling can't be shown so decisively, otherwise if the other party sees it through, he will definitely settle accounts with himself. It doesn't look like a master who is easy to dismiss... It seems that he understands his current situation quite well?

etc?Could this be... a stalker?

Just thinking about it, Changfei couldn't help but feel cold all over his body. After all, he has seen fat children around him several times. Could it be that he is really too good, so some strange creatures like elves are attracted to him? ?

"Hello? Hey! I said, are you listening to me?" The voice that was far away in the ear suddenly approached, scaring Changfei into a shrewdness, and lowered his head reflexively: "What?"

"Tsk! Sure enough, you didn't listen to what I just said! So I said, such an injury can be infected directly with water. In fact, everyone's human body has a certain self-healing ability. If you just fell into the water, it will Destroy the cells that are processing the wound on their own.

Fortunately, practitioners in the cultivation world also have the most convenient way to deal with it, you just need to use the healing spells among the wooden magic spells..."

"Oh, wooden magic? I don't know how to do it." Before the fat kid finished speaking, he got a negative answer from Chang Fei.

Just for a moment, the fat kid couldn't help throwing a black face with a question mark to Changfei, "You don't know how? You don't know how you can make me recognize the Lord? Are you kidding me?"

"Recognize the master? What recognize the master? My teacher said that my main practice of the five elements is the gold element, but in order to prevent the occurrence of the situation where the gold element went berserk and killed me, so my main practice is the fire element, but I don't know why I am the second best. It seems to be good at water..." Changfei wanted to explain her situation to the fat kid.

The fat kid couldn't help but interrupted, "Wait, your main five elements are gold elements? Then what's the situation with the strong vitality and wooden elements in your body?" He stretched his hand into it while talking. Chang Fei's chest.

Chang Fei's eyes widened involuntarily, and subconsciously pushed back a step, allowing the opponent's hand to completely detach from his body.

But it seems that the other party has already got the answer he wants to know, and his eyes have widened: "What kind of ghost is your physique? Are you still human? Why is your body so strange? Why do you have dual attributes of yin and yang? Are you male? Is it magnetic?!"

The fat kid was already a little hysterical, and Chang Fei was also confused by the other party's series of actions, his eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it: "What the hell are you? Just now... you just put your hand into my body ? I...you...wait, you can't come back..."

"Do you finally know what I am?" The fat boy stared at him, the disbelief before and Chang Fei's sudden realization at this moment made him tense his expression a little nervously.

"You... you really are the other me hiding in my body!? The existence of the other me with schizophrenia?"

"The other one is your size! I am Shennong Ruler! Shennong Ruler, bastard! How much you have to destroy the image of the master in my mind to be happy!"

The fat kid roared, and finally couldn't control the disappointment in his heart. He knelt on the ground and muttered: "The new master I have been waiting for for thousands of years is actually a brain-dead... My new master is actually a brain-dead... "

Chang Fei was a little embarrassed by the other party's behavior, "Well... I'm just kidding, can you stop doing this? You look a little scary? I can't help but think of Biaojiao... By the way, you said you are the Shennong ruler? Could it be that green spiritual weapon that suddenly fell into my body?"

"Do you actually know that I'm a spiritual weapon?" Shen Nong Chi seemed to be reinvigorated by Chang Fei's words, and looked at Chang Fei with wide eyes.

Chang Fei scratched her cheek and turned her eyes away: "Well, can we talk about this issue later, didn't you say that we need to deal with the patient first?"

"Ah? Ah! Yes! Look at me, I was so stimulated by you that I forgot. In short, the spiritual power of the five elements in your physical strength is stronger than that of many cultivators who have practiced for hundreds of years, so even if you don't It doesn’t matter if Xing is not your main five elements, as long as you obediently follow what I tell you, you will be fine.”

As Shennongchi said, he began to instruct Changfei to guide the wooden elements among the five elements, "Actually, the human body's tendons and meridians are located under the control of the wooden elements, and different viscera also symbolize different five elements. The force is directed to the internal organs that represent one's own wood, and it can naturally dredge the wood..."

Following Shennongchi's unhurried explanation, Chang Fei carefully spread the power of the wooden line everywhere, and the green power passed through the small body of Shennongchi, turning the fat child into a simple ruler again. It was just a trickle of power, which became thicker in the blink of an eye, completely covering Lezheng Tingyu and the entire collapsed house.

************************************************** ********

The Fungus of War has something to say:

It seems that every time this point is the time for the Death Fungus to sprint... So what... Because I have been sprinting desperately to stay up all night recently, the Death Fungus has a bit of a brain twitch... Sometimes there may be no addition of the second update of the day... Please forgive me...

Step 240 of becoming Yuelao: the feeling of being tricked by my brother is very unique

After Shen Nong Ruler appeared in front of Chang Fei as an anthropomorphic person and had a lot of talk with Chang Fei, Chang Fei reluctantly followed Shen Nong Ruler's words.

However, when he carefully dealt with the matter in front of him according to what Shennong Ruler said, the whole burned house began to sprout under the shroud of green light, especially some houses specially made of various kinds of wood.

Whether it's the ground or this piece of ruins, they were directly burned into pieces of black charcoal or incomplete unburned wood just now, but at this moment they are completely covered by greenery, and in the blink of an eye they have grown into several tree trunks that are still tender. trees.

And the ground has completely grown grass, forming a small space completely formed by trees, flowers and plants.

"Okay, master!" Following the words of Shennong Ruler in his ear, Chang Fei let go and was enveloped in a piece of green. He couldn't help being stunned for a moment: "I'm going? What's the situation? You also built a house? But I Can't live here?"

Hearing his master's stupid words, Shennongchi couldn't take it anymore, he raised his forehead, and stretched out his chubby hand to block Chang Fei's mouth, "Stop talking to me! I need to be quiet now!"

"Didn't you expect there to be Jing Jing by your side?" Chang Fei still meant to tease, Shen Nong Ruler had already disappeared in front of Chang Fei with a complete wail.

Staring blankly at the completely disappeared Shennong Ruler in front of him, Chang Fei couldn't help but look up, down, left, and right, and after making sure that there was no Shennong Ruler, he smirked, hum!Thinking of him, Chang Fei, who is wise and unrestrained, suave and suave, and a mere spiritual weapon, is so flamboyant in front of him, he must be taught a lesson!

"Hmm...Xiao Xun...? Are you alright..." Just when Chang Fei was about to take out his little book and plan to play tricks on Shennong Ruler's plan, the voice of Le Zheng Ting Yu, the scumbag old man, came faintly, with a soft tone There seems to be some uncertainty.

But hearing that his father woke up and called his younger brother's name first, Chang Fei raised his brows unhappily.

"I don't know if there is anything wrong with him, but your matter is serious!" Facing Lezheng Tingyu, who was still a little confused, Chang Fei said very bluntly, and came out that it was completely made of plants. among the houses.

Although I don't know how this place caught fire, it's obvious that I have to come and help clean up the mess!

Looking at the line of family affection still attached to her finger, Chang Fei frowned, totally not understanding why her brother didn't stay at Chang's house well, and why did he come to such a ghostly place in the middle of the night.

After only taking two steps, Changfei already had an ominous premonition in his heart.

When he arrived at the final destination of the yellow rope, his younger brother Changxun was standing in a daze in front of the ruins, safe and sound.

Looking at the dazed look, it seems that he has been stimulated by something. To Chang Fei's surprise, the clothes Chang Xun is wearing now are the clothes he often wears when he was in the human world.Changxun obviously cut his hair short on purpose.

It's just that although they are similar, there are still obvious differences in hairstyle and temperament. It's just that Chang Fei doesn't feel uncomfortable when looking at his younger brother's appearance.

Almost intuitively, Chang Fei did not call Chang Xun's name at this time, but Chang Xun seemed to sense something and turned his head.Looking at Chang Fei, there was a scheming smile on his face: "I knew it, brother, you will come over!"

"What do you mean I will come here...Are you an idiot? Are you going to stand obediently here and wait for me to come to you? What are you doing stupidly?" Chang Fei's eyes have fallen on Chang Xun's hands at this moment on the torch.In this place, only his younger brother didn't run away, and he was holding something that seemed very dangerous in his hand, which made Chang Fei realize something.

But facing Chang Fei's harsh tone, Chang Xun didn't take it seriously, instead he smiled very calmly: "What am I doing? I'm burning down the house? Anyway, the houses here are almost going to be demolished, right?

Many people have also evacuated, and those who stay are only dying old people, or disabled or children who cannot take care of themselves.

So it doesn't matter, right?Even if the house in this place is burned down. "

"Hey, hey... how come you don't care about those people at all from your tone? After all, it's a life. Don't you think that you destroy other people's houses without authorization and the fruits of their hard work for a long time? "

Chang Fei couldn't understand his younger brother's thinking mode at all, "Did you have a fever and your brain became confused? Or did you fall and fell and your brain became stupid? Stop making trouble, and come with me to find the fifth elder." Surrender yourself!"

"Ha!" Hearing Chang Fei's words, Chang Xun seemed to have heard the biggest joke. He pointed at Chang Fei and laughed, "You have the nerve to tell me this? I don't know who can kill those people without any scruples." A person who has no power to restrain a chicken! He still enjoys it! He is happy to kill people!"

"Huh?" Chang Fei was completely confused by Chang Xun's reaction, and couldn't help but subconsciously froze for a moment.

Chang Xun's eyes turned cold: "Don't pretend, I know it all, you and I are identical twins, you won't forget, right? I can sense all your emotions. In the past ten years, I can feel everything you feel!"

"So?" Chang Fei was at a loss, so he knew it?In the past, he occasionally had a strange feeling that was different from his state of mind. At that time, he didn't know what was going on, so he didn't take it seriously. Even if he heard it from his brother now, he didn't feel that the telepathy between the twins was meaningful. What a miracle.

"That's why I know that your hands are covered with blood! How many innocent lives were killed by your hands? You... are actually a murderous maniac in the human world, right? A pervert with an anti-social personality!"

"Uh..." Chang Fei scratched her cheek repeatedly when she heard this, "I said... Who are you listening to spread rumors with you? I'm not some psychopath with anti-social personality, and I'm not an idiot enough to kill people casually... "

Changfei felt helpless, although he did think about destroying all human beings during his second year of middle school?Wouldn't the world be a better place then?

But after meeting that person, his previous thought could not come out at all, he has already graduated from that vicious state of secondary illness, okay?

"Spreading rumors? You know whether you are spreading rumors or not!" Chang Xun said, waved his hand, and a mirror formed by water magic appeared in front of Chang Fei. In the mirror, he was the zero of kill fox. , a picture of punishing an old pervert who molested a little loli in the past.

There is also a picture of him directly bullying others on the elementary school campus and causing death when he was young, but he was not suspected and punished because of his sweet appearance, and he still went his own way to hurt others, and the little loli was tortured to the point of madness...

In these pictures, May Day is not the last moment, when he gave those people the most painful blow.