In my transformation, I was fooled by the spicy chicken system to do things

In the master's daily neurosis, don't panic, it's a small problem.

Speaking of which, what should I eat after waking up... small dried fish?No, I'm a little tired of eating... That thing called dog food seems to be good, let that stupid guy buy it for me.

snort!

Bai lives at home and doesn't do any work, so it's cheap for him to buy me something to eat.

Along with wild thoughts, slime fell asleep again...

This man, just without talking, Zhou Tong came just after Slime finished slandering Zhou Tong.

The door of Zhou Yanyan's room was not closed. When Zhou Tong came over, he saw his second lady rolling on the messy floor in her pajamas.

"This..." He was taken aback for a moment, subconsciously went up to help Zhou Yanyan up, and asked, "Miss, what are you doing?"

Zhou Yanyan started talking trash every day: "I'm feeling the breath of the earth."

Zhou Tong: "..."

After a few days of getting along with each other, Zhou Tong finally understood the second lady's current temper.

Zhou Tong blamed this on the fact that the second lady was going through puberty.

He clearly knew that he couldn't answer this question, and if he couldn't finish it, something came out of his mouth, so Zhou Tong quickly changed the subject: "Miss, the eldest lady is coming, you should prepare."

Miss?

my sister?

Zhou Yanyan has now completely integrated into this body, and when he heard that the old lady was coming, Zhou Yanyan found a memory about the old lady in his memory.

Zhou Yanyan's complexion suddenly turned pale.

Regarding this sister, Zhou Yanyan... Forget it, don't talk, if you talk too much, you will cry.

Miss Zhou's name is Zhou Xiaomo, her name sounds gentle and easy to bully.

But this man... In Zhou Yanyan's words, he was a devil.

What kind of devil... don't mention it.

Having said that, I have to say that Zhou Yanyan's father, Mr. Zhou's name, is really good enough.

Zhou Yanyan's name will not be mentioned, her sister Zhou Xiaomo, brother Zhou Wusheng... the names of the three siblings are silent.

Take a look!

Is this a name my father can come up with?

"Ahhh! What is she here for? I don't want to see her..." Zhou Yanyan exploded like a wayward child, and relentlessly rolled on the ground...continuing to roll.

Zhou Tong was amused and said helplessly: "Second Miss, no matter how hard you get out, you won't be able to change this reality."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Yanyan got up immediately, and then began to rummage through the boxes.

Zhou Tong was puzzled and asked, "What are you looking for?"

"Of course I have to pack my luggage, it's time to run away," Zhou Yanyan said naturally

I will never meet that woman, never!

"Miss" Zhou Tong smiled sinisterly: "Although I don't want to tell you this cruel fact, I still want to say that Missy has arrived."

As soon as Zhou Tong finished speaking, Zhou Yanyan felt a breath falling into the courtyard, and then that breath came straight to her room.

Zhou Yanyan: "!!!"

How did you get here?flash?

After a while, Zhou Yanyan saw her elder sister.

With bright eyes and bright teeth, and a charming smile, she is dressed in a girly attire, giving people a youthful and beautiful feeling.

It's just that if this girl didn't hold a beautiful long sword in her hand... it would make people feel better.

Zhou Xiaomo held a sword flower, and under Zhou Yanyan's stunned (panicked) gaze, the long sword turned into a light spot and disappeared.

After receiving the sword, Zhou Xiaomo quickly ran up to Zhou Yanyan, hugged Zhou Yanyan, and immediately gave him a "facial cleanser": "Ah! Long time no see, long time no see! My Yanyan is even cuter."

Zhou Yanyan felt that it was easy for him to create a new way of dying - drowning.

This woman is so vicious that she actually wanted to suffocate me, Zhou, to death.

"Stupid sister, I can't breathe!" Zhou Yanyan decisively pushed Zhou Xiaomo away for his own sake.

Zhou Yanyan would never admit it, just now she enjoyed it for a moment... Well, she will never admit it, it was all an illusion.

"Oh! The child is grown up, and he doesn't like his sister anymore, and he won't let her hug her."

Zhou Xiaomo looked aggrieved, with tears in his big eyes, and he reached out his hands pitifully to wipe away the non-existent tears, making a gesture of "If you don't give me a hug, I'll cry for you".

Zhou Yanyan was already speechless to this "player" sister, she purposely asked with a straight face, "What are you doing in Dragon City?"

You must not give her a good face, or I will be miserable.

Sister or something... so scary.

Speaking of business, Zhou Xiaomo's face changed, and his expression suddenly became cold: "My second young lady of the Zhou family was almost assassinated, so of course I have to come here."

Zhou Yanyan: "..."

How did you achieve the perfect switch between the high-cold goddess and the funny drama?

And what the hell was the near-assassination?

Don't use words indiscriminately, Hundan.

Chapter 30 Internal group: 10200③7992 Share corner flow qun: 86⑥924⑨51 The first day with my elder sister—I want to die in place

The next day, early in the morning.

Zhou Yanyan dreamed that he was being crushed by a mountain, and he couldn't remember it.

What was even more frightening was that a pair of hands had grown out of that mountain, and those hands were stroking her body from top to bottom.

Ahhhhh!

Zhou Yanyan woke up suddenly, and then she saw her "crazy" sister riding on her body, and those white and tender hands were pinching her face.

What's even more exasperating is that Slime didn't know what was going on today, swallowing everything in her room and spitting it out.

It seems that he wants to smear everything with his own spit before giving up.

Quite like dividing the territory?

Zhou Yanyan was dumbfounded.

"Ah! My lovely Yanyan woke up, get up and eat soon." The crazy girl Zhou Xiaomo saw that Zhou Yanyan had woken up, she hugged Zhou Yanyan's head, and then rubbed Zhou Yanyan's hair intimately with her face.

While rubbing it, it made a cat-like grunt.

Zhou Yanyan suddenly felt that her heart, liver, spleen and lungs were hurting everywhere, and she seriously suspected that her sister had ulterior motives for her.

It's very dangerous to go on like this, orthopedics or something will be captured by the harmonious beast.

Zhou Yanyan was expressionless, and pushed his sister away indifferently: "Old sister, can you be normal? I won't like you, we have no future."

Now Zhou Xiaomo is confused, what is the little girl talking about?Why can't I understand at all?

Taking advantage of Zhou Xiaomo's dazed effort, Zhou Yanyan got out of bed in a hurry, didn't change his clothes, and didn't care to teach the slime who tried to tear down the house, and ran out of the room as if to escape.

Looking at her fleeing back, Zhou Xiaomo showed a very weird smile, this smile is basically equivalent to a hunter seeing a prey, Miss Hui Ye seeing the president, a "gentleman" seeing a loli, a dog seeing a cat... …etc!Where do these last two metaphors seem strange?

"Still so cute"

When Zhou Yanyan ran to the living room, he saw Zhou Tong looking at the food on the coffee table with a complicated expression, his expression was like "I want to eat after being hungry for many days, but there are dead flies in the food, so I was wondering whether to eat it or not" Same.

"What's the matter?" Zhou Yanyan was curious, she remembered that her elder sister was good at cooking, why did Zhou Tong show that expression?

Zhou Tong pointed to the food on the tea table with a wry smile, and said with a wry smile, "Second Miss, come over and have a look."

Zhou Yanyan walked to the coffee table with curiosity, and looked at the food, her complexion was also not good.

There are four dishes and one soup on the tea table, which is very rich. Although breakfast is not suitable for eating too greasy, but the northerners are not so particular. They feel that there is no need to hurt their stomachs. They can eat whatever they want. Breakfast should be good!

Northerners may have some misunderstandings about the term "eat well" in the eyes of southerners.

What made Zhou Yanyan speechless was not the richness of the food, but the fact that the ingredients of the food itself were a bit...

Tell me in detail what these four dishes and one soup are.

Braised hairy crabs... This dish is considered normal.

The steamed lion head is a real lion head. A lion head is cut into quarters and placed on a plate, which looks like "looking up at the starry sky".

The last two dishes are stir-fried locusts and fried scorpions with green peppers.

Soup is papaya stewed milk...

emmm, listen to the name of this dish, can you eat it?

It is simply the pinnacle of the dark cooking world.

Just as Zhou Yanyan and Zhou Tong were looking at each other, Zhou Xiaomo came out of the room, changed into a red Qin suit, and walked over slowly.

The Qinfu in this world is somewhat similar to the Hanfu in Zhou Yanyan's previous life, but compared to the loose and cumbersome Hanfu, the Qinfu is more concise, a bit like Zhou Yanyan's previous life training uniform.

But it's much prettier than the practice clothes... Yes, the overall style is very similar to the red dragon clothes worn by the protagonist in the novel "Ya She" that Zhou Yanyan had read in his previous life.

It was the one that later turned to the tunic form.

Wearing this blood-red Qin suit on Zhou Xiaomo's body, it set off Zhou Xiaomo's overall demeanor even colder, with a sense of decisiveness.

So handsome!

Zhou Yanyan couldn't help but take a few more glances.

Sensing that Zhou Yanyan was looking at him, Zhou Xiaomo smiled and turned around in front of Zhou Yanyan, like a girl in love showing off her clothes to her boyfriend, and asked:

"How is it? Does it look good?"

"It looks good," Zhou Yanyan admired from the bottom of his heart.

"Hee hee" Zhou Xiaomo raised his face happily, and said proudly: "Of course, you don't want to see who designed this. This is a spirit armor designed by your sister and me who participated in the whole process of making it."

"This is the spiritual armor!" Zhou Yanyan was really not calm now, because the Mao family's spiritual armor is so beautiful, but mine is a black robe.

Jealousy tore me apart.

"By the way, she also has a nice name called [Red Spring]," Zhou Xiaomo added.

Zhou Yanyan: "..."

I don't want to talk at all, this name is much better than my [Fancy Robe].

It's all because of the cheating system!

Zhou Yanyan's resentment towards the system has deepened...

system:"???"

"By the way." Zhou Xiaomo suddenly remembered that her sister also had a spirit armor in Zhou Tong's report, so she was full of expectation: "Sister, show me your spirit armor!"

"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense." Zhou Yanyan resolutely refused, she wouldn't show this guy her 〖flower robe〗.

She could already predict that her nervous old lady would definitely laugh at her after seeing the scene after [Flower Robe].

"No, no! I want to see it." Zhou Xiaomo took Zhou Yanyan's arm, swaying back and forth coquettishly.

This person is beautiful, and even acting like a baby is extraordinarily good-looking.

Zhou Yanyan admitted that she... couldn't resist at all.

Medic, medic!I need blood.

"Hua Pao, Black Blade!" Zhou Yanyan was so dazed by the coquettishness that he not only summoned Hua Pao, but also Black Blade.

Immediately, under Zhou Xiaomo's feeling, his sister's aura completely changed.

Noble, mysterious, cold... all kinds of contradictory and complex atmospheres filled the body of the person in front of him.

The most important thing is the coercion that seems to be facing the world... It's terrible.

I never felt that way even with Grandpa.

At this moment, Zhou Xiaomo almost couldn't recognize his sister.