In my transformation, I was fooled by the spicy chicken system to do things

This is not the most weird, what is even more weird is that when the beautiful woman flew over a swamp, Mr. Zhou clearly saw a hand stretched out from the swamp, and then that hand grabbed a toad and disappeared.

Mr. Zhou: "!!!"

Is it so scary?

The beautiful woman seemed to feel the shock in Mr. Zhou's heart, and she warned very solemnly: "There are many strange things in the wilderness, and there are many strange places. Don't delve into it so that you can live a long time."

"Uh-huh"

Mr. Zhou quickly nodded and agreed, this wilderness is too scary...

Mr. Zhou has already scolded Xiao Poqiu in his heart at this moment: "You Poqiu is too bad, you said you can't find a better place to cross? die."

Mr. Zhou seriously suspects that his errant travel is due to this little broken ball.

However, the little broken ball ignored him at all, and hung on Mr. Zhou's neck obediently without moving, as if it had really become an ordinary little ball.

"Don't pretend to be dead at this time, you bastard!"

No matter how hysterical Mr. Zhou is, Xiao Poqiu just doesn't answer.

Mr. Zhou: "..."

Well, you are the uncle, you cow...

Not long after, the beautiful woman brought Mr. Zhou to the village she was talking about, and the journey was safe and sound.

Mr. Zhou, who was carried in his hand, looked at the environment of the village.

The village is very dilapidated, some houses have collapsed, revealing dilapidated meaning.

Mr. Zhou was a little flustered suddenly, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a deserted village!

At this moment, only one thought remained in Mr. Zhou's mind. A barren village is equal to a haunted house. It's over!To cool.

Mr. Zhou was trembling.

Poor, weak, and helpless!

Not only was the village dilapidated, but there were still some stone statues lying around in the open space. Some of the stone statues were complete and some were incomplete.

Mr. Zhou couldn't see the face of the stone statue clearly, but it wasn't a pretty thing after all.

Dilapidated houses, remnant stone statues, and a few unidentified chirping sounds from a distance...

Mr. Zhou felt like his little heart was about to jump out...

As soon as the beautiful woman landed lightly in the village, she raised her hands up to Mr. Zhou and said, "Everyone, come out and see what I brought back."

Following her shout, several people came out in a file, and one of them, a very handsome scholar, said with a smile: "Old woman, what strange things did you bring back?"

The beautiful woman seemed to be dissatisfied with the word "thing", and she might also be dissatisfied with the title of "old woman". She pouted her red lips: "Hmph! You are really blind, this is a person, a person! It's not a weird thing .”

The scholar was speechless for a moment, with a doting "uncle smile" on his face: "Okay, okay! Just as long as you are happy."

"By the way, don't you realize that this person is very special?" At this time, a burly man with arms thicker than human thighs said.

While talking, he came over, bent down, and stared at Mr. Zhou in the hand of the beautiful woman.

With sharp eyes and wisdom, Mr. Zhou felt that he was about to be seen through.

But he didn't dare to move, and he didn't dare to say anything. He lowered his head and let others look at him.

People have to bow their heads under the eaves, so he just used this adjective?

People can use only to address?

"What a clever little beast!" the strong man stroked his chin in admiration.

Mr. Zhou: "..."

You are the little beast, and your whole family is a beast!

"It's very spiritual. Since you like it, keep it!" At this moment, an old voice came from not far away, and after a while, old man Zhou saw the owner of the voice.

It was an old and unremarkable man. The long beard over his chest and the furrowed wrinkles on his face seemed to tell the imprint of time.

The old man seemed to have bad legs and feet, and was sitting in a wooden wheelchair, but this wheelchair...how could it be floating in mid-air?

Is it so slippery?

Mr. Zhou sneered, he was no stranger to the weirdness of this wilderness.

Even if one day he sees water going up high, he won't be surprised.

In a word: there may be all kinds of moths in the wilderness.

It's such a magical world, I'm still looking forward to it somehow.

My heart, which I thought had been stable, once again became turbulent.

The beautiful woman was very happy to see that the old man agreed to stay, and subconsciously hugged Mr. Zhou tightly, and smiled sweetly at the old man: "Thank you, village chief, hehe!"

Mr. Zhou: "!!!"

"You! Don't always bring anything to the village. Those chickens and chickens you brought back last time made my old man restless because of the quarrel all day long." The village chief held his forehead, and there was a bit of sadness in his words and... …have no choice?

"The little animals are so cute, why don't you like them?" The beautiful woman argued while rubbing her face against Mr. Zhou.

The corner of the village chief's mouth twitched, you call your animals that are more ferocious than wolves cute?

I'm afraid you have misunderstood the word cute!

Seeing that he couldn't make sense with this woman, the village chief shook his head, then floated back in a wheelchair, and simply ignored her.

"By the way, where did the blacksmith and the drug seller go?" At this moment, the beautiful woman seemed to realize that there were two people missing, and she asked the man who looked like a scholar with a puzzled face.

The scholar smiled and replied: "The blacksmith will study what kind of bow again, saying that he will use it to shoot the sun when the time comes.

The pharmacist is researching a new poison, and he wants to see if he can use poison to poison the sun. "

Mr. Zhou: "!!!"

what did i hear?

Mr. Zhou was so overwhelmed by the scholar's words that he shot the sun?Shoot the sun?

Are these people so fierce?

"That's it! They are still so stubborn." The beautiful woman's expression suddenly darkened, as if she had thought of something unhappy.

After she nodded at the scholar, she dragged Mr. Zhou away in a daze.

Mr. Zhou, who was being held by her little hand, was still immersed in the shock just now, and he didn't care to enjoy the softness, looking a little silly.

While walking slowly, the beautiful woman seemed to be muttering to herself or talking to Mr. Zhou: "We are all abandoned by the gods. Everyone in this disabled old village has unbearable memories. The village chief is persistent. Yu Jian, in his heart, hopes that one day he can cut open the blue sky with the sword in his hand.

A pharmacist is loyal to poison, and always wants to use poison to kill gods and Buddhas all over the sky; a blacksmith likes to forge iron, and he always wants to forge artifacts;

By the way, there is also a pig butcher, he left last year and never came back..."

The woman said a lot, her tone became more and more low, and there was endless sadness in her words.

But Mr. Zhou was not in the mood to listen. To be more precise, Mr. Zhou was so shocked that he couldn't hear the rest of the words when the woman mentioned the old man's village.

"Village for the Elderly? Why does this setting look so much like a novel I read?"

It should be, the village head who uses the sword, the pharmacist who uses poison, and this beautiful woman... But there are still some things that don't match.

Where the hell is this Nima!Little broken ball.Don't pretend to be dead, just say something. "

Mr. Zhou analyzed and reasoned in his mind, but unfortunately lacking information, he couldn't reason anything substantive at all.

He was inexplicably afraid, if it was really the world of the novel he had read, it would be too bad.

He asked Xiao Poqiu for help, hoping that Xiaopoqiu could give him the answer, but unfortunately Xiaopoqiu was still pretending to be dead...

Chapter 76 What should slimes do if they die every day? (seeking first order)

Zhou Xiaomo woke up from the cold, his clothes were already wet, and the breeze blew his heart down.

Zhou Xiaomo slowly opened his eyes, and found that he was lying on the throne of bones made by his sister.

And my younger sister stood on the dragon head of a bone dragon, facing forward, looking far away, the sun was shining on her side, making her beauty even more sacred.

The wind blew her black robe, and if she didn't have a sword around her waist, she would be a chivalrous woman.

Of course, if that girl's legs didn't tremble... the artistic conception would probably be more beautiful.

The trembling legs are of course not from fear, but from the cold!

Nine bone dragons soared in the sky. Although standing on the dragon's head was full of grandeur, the cold wind slapped the face.

Only then did Zhou Yanyan realize the fact that her flowered robe was not warm!

Bad review!

"Yanyan, since you can still use psionic powers, why don't you use psionic powers to build a shield? At least to block the wind."

Zhou Xiaomo huddled up on the throne, trembling when speaking, she felt that she would not die of starvation and thirst, but would freeze to death.

She couldn't figure it out at all, her younger sister didn't seem to be suppressed by this world, and her cultivation and spiritual powers were all there, so why did she endure the cold wind?

Do you think the wind blowing the skirt looks handsome?

I haven't seen it yet!

If you want style but not temperature, you should be light!

"Because I don't know how to do it." Zhou Yanyan didn't turn his head, and continued to stare forward, pretending that he was justified.

Zhou Xiaomo: "..."

You don't know why you are so proud.

……

It took Zhou Xiaomo a long time to teach Zhou Yanyan how to use psychic energy to build a psychic barrier. She couldn't figure out why it took so long to teach how to build a small psychic barrier even though her younger sister had shockingly many psychic powers.

This girl's use of psychic power is too rudimentary. Every time she fights with someone, does she rely on her psychic power to win?

Zhou Xiaomo felt that she was the truth, she glanced at her sister, and then remained silent.

Zhou Yanyan, who was poking at the psychic barrier he built with curiosity, said, "???"

What's your look like?

Finally no need to drink the northwest wind, Zhou Xiaomo lay sideways on the throne of bones, and stretched lazily.

Seeing this stretch, Zhou Yanyan almost had a nosebleed... That figure is too indescribable.

Amitabha, sin, sin!

"Yanyan, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty" Zhou Xiaomo stood up suddenly, sitting on the throne in a duck posture, looking at Zhou Yanyan with a pitiful face.

Who is Zhou Yanyan?

That is the Lord who can disgust people beyond death.

She subconsciously blurted out: "I don't have anything to drink or eat... No, I urinate, and you still have bones under your butt, why don't you make do with it first?

Don't be embarrassed, you must know that urine can save lives when people are in danger.

Besides, the main ingredient of urine...it doesn't matter, it's drinkable anyway. "

As he spoke, Zhou Yanyan was about to take off his pants.

Zhou Xiaomo was taken aback by this sudden remark, and when she realized it, she threw herself on Zhou Yanyan angrily, grabbed her sister's neck and did not let go:

"Zhou Yanyan, I fought with you, we will die together today."

Zhou Xiaomo didn't have any strength at all, and the pinch didn't hurt at all, Zhou Yanyan said with a smile: "Old sister, I think you'd better stop doing these useless things, before you faint again."

Zhou Xiaomo: "..."

I'm afraid there's a fake sister, I'm already like this, and she's still talking nonsense with me... Woooooo!

This person is relatively vulnerable when he is extremely hungry and thirsty. This vulnerability is not only physically, but also spiritually.

No, Zhou Xiaomo suddenly felt wronged in his heart, so he retreated to the throne, huddled together, and wiped his tears to himself.

It's just that I feel pity.

But Zhou Yanyan didn't have the slightest sympathy, she continued to turn her head, staring straight ahead.

Seeing that his sister didn't comfort him, Zhou Xiaomo was even more sad, so he grinned and burst into tears.