There is no way my daughter is a paramecia!

Speaking of which, he really didn't bring any clothes suitable for the club. After all, he was here for military training. Who the hell knew there would be such a strange event on the first night? If he didn't know, he would have thought he was going to college Slightly.

"I'm a little curious, Maria, why do you lend me clothes that just fit me?"

Maria: "..."

Would I tell you that I just guessed that you didn't, and prepared in advance, and then when I saw you looking at others happy without tears, but I could only hide in a corner when I was sad, I would laugh at you, if Do you grudgingly lend it to you if you beg yourself?

Anyway, it's a by-product of my usual contact with Shaniat's ancestral skill 'self-made clothes'. If you don't use it, you can only leave it there to mold, so it won't be specially made for you.JPG!

But seeing that you guys helped yourself while running before, skip the process of 'loud begging and reluctance', and lend it to you directly, you have to give me a big thank you Dade, Mouthtooth!

Mo Yi naturally didn't know that Maria had said so many things in her heart, and Maria just hummed in reality, and said impatiently:

"It happens to be at home, why do you have so many questions?"

"If you want it, you don't want it, how can it be so troublesome—"

Mo Yi: "..."

This...Maria should be like this, Mo Yi felt relieved now, the other party probably didn't intentionally tease him, digging a trap and waiting for him to jump down.

"Thank you then, Maria—"

Since there is someone to help, Mo Yi will naturally not refuse. It would be embarrassing if everyone was dressed in formal and gorgeous clothes, and he was alone at the scene in jeans and a shirt.

"Maria, you are really a good person. I was wrong before, and I am very sorry."

Maria: "..."

This unexpected...good guy card...no, the meaning of the other party is that I have never been a good thing in the other party's heart!

"You two have a great relationship—"

At this time, Cheng Lixue suddenly expressed emotion.

Maria, Mo Yi: "..."

Well, Cheng Lixue's operation of destroying the atmosphere is still possible.

But from Cheng Lixue's point of view, she didn't intentionally spoil the atmosphere, she just sat and ate with Mo Yi and Maria, and listened to the two of them talking all the time, but she couldn't interrupt, she just lowered her head and listened silently , Eating, this will be very embarrassing!

I finally found a good opportunity to praise the relationship between Mo Yi and Maria, so as to draw everyone closer.

Cheng Lixue: Making friends is not as difficult as in the similarity - Cheng Lixue, you can do it!

"That's right, why is there such a strange thing as a freshman party in Valkyrie's training camp?"

After the atmosphere became cold because of Cheng Lixue's words, Mo Yi had no choice but to bring up the topic, otherwise the three of them would keep their heads down and talk, and they would look very out of place compared to the Valkyries who were chatting and laughing while eating. .

"It's said in the new student notice——"

Cheng Lixue took out something similar to an admission letter from somewhere.

Mo Yi: "??!"

But I don't have a mouth!

"It's better for Miss Ben to give you a good science-"

Maria stuck out her tongue, licked the corners of her mouth clean, and then said seriously:

"Humanity's fight against Honkai, no matter how praised and beautified, it is a history of sacrifice in the final analysis. And our Valkyrie—"

"Wait a mininute--"

Mo Yi stretched out his hand to interrupt, and complained:

"It's your Valkyries, not us, don't just help me change my gender...Okay, please continue."

Maria: (╬￣dish￣)=○

"Anyway, in this process, with countless sacrifices, no one knows whether they can complete the next task safely and return here. Tension is of course necessary, but the Valkyrie is human after all, and she needs to relax and eliminate those negative things. Emotions, otherwise there will definitely be problems accumulating.”

"So at the instigation of a senior Shaniat, a party was held in a certain training camp, during which he made similar remarks, which gained everyone's approval."

"So such a tradition has been preserved, but it is mentioned that it will be held on the first night of school. It is a chance for everyone to get acquainted. After the party, there will be strict training, and it can be regarded as getting to know teammates in advance."

"Weird Knowledge Added Another .JPG!"

After hearing this, Mo Yi cooperatively posed a cat with a light bulb on its head, which gave Maria the satisfaction of being a good teacher.

"Pfft-"

It's not that someone couldn't help farting, but that Cheng Lixue finally couldn't help laughing after seeing the interaction between Mo Yi and Maria,

"Ahem... I'm sorry..."

After feeling the gazes of the two of them looking at her, Cheng Lixue had no choice but to immediately return to her usual 'serious' expression and apologized.

Mo Yi: "..."

I guessed, Cheng Lixue, you are indeed an older, sullen young woman.

···

After the meal, Mo Yi first went back to his dormitory to sit for a while, and found that Angelia still hadn't come back, so he took his mobile phone to call Xi'er at home to keep safe, told the other party that everything was fine, and by the way, sent today's Some interesting things, chatted with each other for a while.

After finishing the phone call, he went to Maria's dormitory to pick up the dress that the other party lent him.

As for why you didn’t finish your meal, you went directly to Maria’s to get it?

Maria's reasoning was that she had to run home to get it, after all, she couldn't carry a male dress she didn't need with her, right?

When Mo Yi heard it, he felt that what the other party said made sense.

However, this is a lie!

The dress that Maria lent to Mo Yi has long been in the luggage. The reason why she said that is because she needs time to change into the dress she is going to wear tonight.

Maria: It's time for Mo Yi to realize the charm of my Maria! After I capture her, I will use the other's favorite white silk feet to step on the other side, so that the other party can repent for what they did to me in the past. Excessive things.

Thinking of this, it still makes me feel happy... So I changed my clothes, looked at Maria from left to right in the mirror, and suddenly started laughing wildly in the queen's three-stage style of 'oh-hehehehe'.

According to Maria's previous information, Mo Yi finally came to the door. Just as he was about to knock on the door, he heard a burst of wild laughter from inside... This should be Maria's voice?

Mo Yi: "..."

Although I don't know what happy things happened to the other party, but this laughter is too magical!

I, Mo Yi, would like to call you Maria Shaniat the Three Heroes of Shaniat Laughing!

Chapter 95: Mo Yi: Maria, will you poke the needle tonight!

"Tuk-tuk-"

After Maria laughed wildly, Mo Yi knocked on the door.

The door opened soon, and the person who opened the door was Cheng Lixue.

After hearing the knocking and opening of the door, Maria slowly turned her head like a robot, just in time to see Mo Yi standing at the door, looking at her.

Maria: "..."

"Did you hear that?"

"I didn't hear anything—"

As a considerate and warm man, Mo Yi nodded and said:

"People laugh when they're happy, it's a very normal thing, it's just that your laugh, Maria, is more distinctive."

It is indeed 'special', just like the yellow hedgehog cat with no clothes on. This kind of queen's laughter should meet the XP of many masochistic guys.

Maria: "..."

Hun Dan, didn't you hear everything?

"I think it's normal too—"

Cheng Lixue nodded in response, thinking: Maria may be very embarrassed now, as a friend of the other party, I should nod in agreement at this time, so that the other party will not be so embarrassed... I am Cheng Lixue who is strong in social interaction up!

In fact, Cheng Lixue was also taken aback by Maria's wild laughter before, but she thought that this might be the other party's special hobby, and she could not agree with it, but she couldn't show contempt, so she just kept silent there. watch.

"I heard that a hard blow to the back of the head can make others lose their short-term memory..."

Maria's eyes lost their brightness, and she seemed to be muttering something terrible.

"Stop it!"

In the face of danger, we must not be afraid, but face the fear directly.

So Mo Yi went straight up, poked Maria's forehead with his finger, forcibly interrupted the other party's blackening, and said:

"Where are the clothes?"

"uh-huh···"

Maria covered it in dissatisfaction, glared at Mo Yi, and felt relieved. It seemed that the other party really didn't mind the sudden laughter that came out just now.

"Don't poke my head, and next time, I'll blow your dog's head off."

"Next time -"

Mo Yi breathed a sigh of relief, as expected of him, he easily prevented the other party's blackening, and said insincerely on his face:

"Hurry up."

"Huh o(￣￣o#)——"

Maria walked to the bed and gave the box on top to Mo Yi.

"Give you."

"Thanks, can I take it out and have a look now?"

If it's not suitable, I still don't want it. At most, I can hide in a corner where no one pays attention tonight and think about life.

"casual--"

After opening the box, Mo Yi found that inside was a typical male black dress, a bit like Otto's unchanging dress for thousands of years, full of British taste, and the top was long, which looked like a cape.

This kind of clothes, Mo Yi used to have one, but it was a long, long time ago.

It was when I was soaking in the hot spring with Master Otto just now, and the power was cut off halfway, so I didn't have a washing machine and dryer to clean my change of clothes, so the proprietress of the hot spring hotel gave me a similar set of clothes.

Later, when I was fighting Lord Otto, I wore that dress. (The plot in the visual novel "Anti-Entropy".)

Picking it up and putting it on his body to measure, Mo Yi found that the clothes fit unexpectedly, as if tailor-made.

Thinking of this, Mo Yi smiled and denied his strange thoughts.

I haven't met Maria in three years, and the relationship between the two was so bad before, how could the other party tailor new clothes for me?

People can be narcissistic, but they can't be brain-dead, thinking that they are some kind of male protagonist in a romance novel all day long, as long as the female characters are slightly prettier, they will like themselves.

"Unexpected fit."

"My lady's eyesight can't be wrong, if you say it's right, it's definitely right."

Maria: Shall I tell you again that I got your body data from the medical examination report of the institute where you work, and then specially sewed it?

"That's right, for the opening dance of tonight's party, you will be a tool for me..."

"Don't get me wrong, this is a good opportunity that Miss Ben gave you, if you miss it, you will regret it for the rest of your life."

Preparing the dress for Mo Yi is not just plan A, and plan A is just for plan B. At this moment, Maria finally wants to see her!

Mo Yi became confused.

"And there's such a thing as an opening dance?"

"Since it's a party, there will be an opening dance, isn't that strange?"

Mo Yi: "..."

It's weird everywhere!

"Why are you looking for me?"

Although the relationship between myself and Maria has eased a bit, the other party should 'hate' me, but how can I fast forward to the point where I invite myself to dance together?

Could it be that--

Mo Yi instantly understood.

Maria has been preventing herself from getting close to Cecilia and Angelia. Mo Yi has always known about this. Now the other party has just changed another method. As long as Maria entangles Mo Yi, then Mo Yi naturally has no chance to tease Cecilia and Angelia, let alone invite each other to dance...